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Chapter 2: Chapter 2

Summary:

ilya and shane start messaging.

Notes:

for those who have read the smau and are rereading this as a fic there are slight differences between the original smau and here which are more obvious in this chapter but i think its better, since writing more aus i think i've gotten better at writing shane and ilya as characters and the changes i've made fit them better (the actual storyline has NOT been changed, just some messages/tweets)

enjoy!!!

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

ilya defender
@ilyashollander

genuinely can't stop shaking right now

12:10 AM · Jan 13, 2026


0 Retweets    14 Likes


ilya defender
@ilyashollander

if he's not hacked then that means....

12:11 AM · Jan 13, 2026


0 Retweets    1 Likes


ilya defender
@ilyashollander

but no it wouldnt mean that why would it EVER mean that

12:13 AM · Jan 13, 2026


0 Retweets    0 Likes


ilya defender
@ilyashollander

and it was sent right after i posted a self- no i cant even finish that sentence actually don't be ridiculous

12:14 AM · Jan 13, 2026


0 Retweets    5 Likes


ilya defender
@ilyashollander

does this mean he's seen my tweets? i mean he dmed me so he could have scrolled down my twitter oh my god im going to be sick

12:17 AM · Jan 13, 2026


0 Retweets    1 Likes


ilya defender
@ilyashollander

THERE'S A POSSIBILITY THAT HE'S SEEN MY TWEETS WHERE I BEG HIM TO FUCK ME???????

12:18 AM · Jan 13, 2026


0 Retweets    6 Likes


rose's boys Jan 13 12:25 AM

rose rose:shane

rose:i can hear you having a panic attack from the bathroom

rose:what's going on

rose:why are you crashing out on the timeline

Sam: rose you're famous

rose rose:yes i am

rose:have you only just realised this?

Sam: no of course not it's just...hypothetically..um..would you ever message a fan?

Sam: on twitter

Sam: specifically a stan account that tweets about you every day and the tweets might be slightly insane god my tweets are so insane

Sam: i mean the fan's tweets are so insane

Sam: the hypothetical fan

Sam: hypothetically

hayden hayden: what is happening?

rose rose: shane i don't even know how to answer that

Sam: is there just any possibility that you'd ever message a fan on twitter and if there is under what circumstances would you do it

rose rose: honestly, no i cant think of a reason i'd message a fan

Sam: right

Sam: cool

hayden hayden: shane what is going on i'm like 10 miles away from you and i can feel you freaking out

Sam: okay

Sam: what i'm about to send cannot leave this gc it stays between friends who i love

rose rose: is that?

hayden hayden: your photoshop skills are really good

Sam: do you think i'd be crashing out this bad if i edited it?

Sam: why would i lie to YOU GUYS about this

Sam: plus rose HEARD ME PANICKING WHY WOULD I PANICK ABOUT A PHOTOSHOPPED PICTURE

hayden hayden: okay i believe you what the fuck

hayden: why is a world famous musician in your dms??????

rose rose:WH THR EDUCK???????

rose:HELLO??

rose:shane this is CRAZY

rose:HAVE YOU REPLIED?????? why is he messaging you oh my GOD

Sam: THANK YOU ROSE that is the appropriate level of freaking out that i expected

Sam: and no i have NOT replied

Sam: what the fuck would i even say

Sam: the FAMOUS man who didn't know i existed who i tweet about 3854 times a day says hi to me WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY "oh hi ilya rozanov" don't be stupid

Sam: it's probably a mistake anyway

rose rose: shane i've been famous for a few years now and not once have i ever accidentally messaged a fan

Sam: right

hayden hayden: just reply to him and see what he wants

Sam: you're crazy

rose rose: maybe he wants to ask you to stop begging him to throw all his shirts away and be shirtless for the album run

Sam: why the fuck would you say that


not ilya
@rozano

my man is ignoring me my man hates me

12:46 AM · Jan 13, 2026


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not svetlana @atevs
Replying to @rozano

your man ?


look away @trooooooyyyyyy
Replying to @rozano

mind you it's a random man who mainly tweets about you being famous

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not ilya @rozano
Replying to @trooooooyyyyyy

good for him:(


hazy
@wyattaman

why is ilya sat at my kitchen table at 8 o'clock in the morning scrolling through a fans twitter and sighing like a maiden from the 16th century whose love has gone to war

8:07 AM · Jan 13, 2026


0 Retweets    0 Likes


not svetlana @atevs
Replying to @rozano

you have such a way with words

harris @ilytroybarrett
Replying to @rozano

please make sure he does NOT like any of his tweets i'm still trying to work out how we're going to proceed if this message is leaked i cannot deal with him liking tweets from 47943 years ago


not ilya
@rozano

#liked

shane @rozanover · 2013/08/22

has anyone heard of this band called one soul??? they've just released their first album and guys...GUYS its so good you guys NEED to check them out

8:14 AM · Jan 13, 2026


0 Retweets    0 Likes


not ilya
@rozano

#liked

shane @rozanover · 2013/08/22

OHHH WATCHING THEIR MV NOW WHO IS THIISSSSSS

8:15 AM · Jan 13, 2026


0 Retweets    0 Likes


not ilya
@rozano

#disliked

shane @rozanover · 2013/10/12

swear i am straight but i do really like this ilya guy i think i want to be him haha

8:16 AM · Jan 13, 2026


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not ilya
@rozano

#MEGALIKED

shane @rozanover · 2018/05/12

ilya being one of my gay awakenings even though it took me years to realise is very funny if you think about it

8:14 AM · Jan 13, 2026


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harris
@ilytroybarrett

please tell me ilya is not actually liking those tweets

8:27 AM · Jan 13, 2026


0 Retweets    0 Likes


hazy @wyattaman
Replying to @ilytroybarrett

so about that...


shane
@rozanover

what is going on in my mentions rn???????????????????????

8:30 AM · Jan 13, 2026


0 Retweets    0 Quote Tweets    273 Likes


harris
@ilytroybarrett

if i take ilya's phone away and don't let him get another one is that mistreatment will i be fired?

shane @rozanover

what is going on in my mentions rn???????????????????????

8:32 AM · Jan 13, 2026


0 Retweets    0 Likes


not ilya
@rozano

he would not reply to me i need his attention more than air can you blame a bisexual for trying

9:15 AM · Jan 13, 2026


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not svetlana @atevs
Replying to @rozano

yes i can blame you


harris @ilytroybarrett
Replying to @rozano

can i remind you that you're not even out publicaly

1


not ilya @rozano
Replying to @ilytroybarrett

he is gay he would not out me i trust him

1


harris @ilytroybarrett
Replying to @rozano

ilya you don't even know him


not ilya
@rozano

ok harris okay you win with your woke stuff maybe i am being too dangerous WHATEVER

9:37 AM · Jan 13, 2026


0 Retweets    0 Likes


ilya defender
@ilyashollander

OKAY i am going to be brave right now because i need to know what is happening

9:40 AM · Jan 13, 2026


0 Retweets    9 Likes


Direct Message - Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov

10:38 PM Jan 12
Bucky: hi
9:58 AM Jan 13
Sam: um
Sam: hello
Sam: mr ilya
Sam: mr rozanov sir
Sam: uh
Sam: hi


ilya defender
@ilyashollander

nvm i messed that up so bad i should never EVER be allowed to talk to anyone ever again i am so embarassing

10:00 AM · Jan 13, 2026


0 Retweets    28 Likes


not ilya
@rozano

but then again is fun to be dangerous every now and then

not ilya @rozano

ok harris okay you win with your woke stuff maybe i am being too dangerous WHATEVER

10:05 AM · Jan 13, 2026


0 Retweets    0 Likes


Direct Message - shane @rozanover

10:07 AM Jan 13
Sam: oh, shane!
Sam: hello!
Bucky: what
Bucky: how do you know my name
Sam: it is on your profile?
Bucky: oh
Bucky: yes
Bucky: yes it is
Bucky: ok sorry i'm embarrassing myself
Bucky: i'm kind of freaking out
Sam: it's okay
Sam: i am used to people freaking out about me
Sam: happens when you are famous and also so incredibly hot and sexy
Sam: you are not embarassing
Sam: is cool
Bucky: right yes of course you are
Bucky: sorry
Bucky: i'm not sure what to say here i just want to know what's going on?
Bucky: have you messaged me by accident?
Bucky: did you like my tweets by accident?
Bucky: have i done something wrong?
Bucky: be honest do you want me to stop tweeting about you?
Sam: wow that is a lot of questions
Sam: to answer, no please do not stop tweeting about me
Sam: i did not message by accident
Sam: and i do not know how someone could like tweets from over 10 years ago by accident?
Sam: would be a very big accident if true
Bucky: okay so it's on purpose that's so fine i am SO calm
Bucky: can i just ask why? like why are you messaging me and liking my tweets? me of all people?


shane
@rozanover

guys if i stop tweeting it's because i've fucking exploded wtf is happening to me rn

10:36 AM · Jan 13, 2026


14 Retweets    0 Quote Tweets    174 Likes


troy barrett's wife @troysoul
Replying to @rozanover

oomf is everything okay?????

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love randry @fuckxsquad
Replying to @rozanover

shane text the gc rn


rose's boys Jan 13 10:42 AM

Sam: i'm talking to ilya

Sam: ilya rozanov

Sam: from the band one soul

Sam: we're having an actual conversation

Sam: a conversation where i cannot stop embarassing myself every 2 messages

rose rose:ok

rose:wow

rose:please don't replace me as your famous friend

hayden hayden: oh rose i don't think he wants to be friends with ilya

Sam: can you both stop being so calm about this please get more crazy NOW

Sam: i haven't breathed properly since we started talking

Sam: and i still don't know why we're talking

hayden hayden: have you asked him?

hayden: why he messaged you i mean

Sam: OF COURSE I DID

Sam: he hasn't replied yet

rose rose:maybe he wants you

rose:he did message you after you posted a selfie...

rose:ohhh he wants you SO bad

Sam: rose if you want a life to the airport later i suggest you stop talking

Sam: he wouldn't want me

Sam: he's not even into men as far as fans know like he COULD be but it's never been confirmed he's never officially come out

Sam: but even if he WAS out why would he want ME when he could get ANYONE


lose randry
@fuckxsquad

the day shane realises how desirable he is will be the day i finally rest

11:02 AM · Jan 13, 2026


0 Retweets    0 Likes


hayden @haydenpikeeee
Replying to @fuckxsquad

retweet

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ilya defender @ilyashollander
Replying to @haydenpikeeee

?

lose randry @fuckxsquad
Replying to @haydenpikeeee

?


hayden
@haydenpikeeee

oh, so a guy can't get a little bicurious with it?

8:14 AM · Oct 2, 2020


364 Retweets    29 Quote Tweets    7,643 Likes

hayden @haydenpikeeee
Replying to @haydenpikeeee

please stop liking this tweet

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Direct Message - Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov

3:58 PM Jan 13
Bucky: sorry for not replying i was at rehearsal
Sam: oh
Sam: rehearsal
Sam: for one soul
Sam: one soul the band
Sam: that you're in
Bucky: yes
Bucky: i know i am in one soul
Sam: yes of course you do
Sam: sorry
Bucky: do not apologise
Bucky: and to answer your question from earlier, i messaged because i think you are funny
Bucky: and svetlana says i need more friends
Sam: right one second
Bucky: ???


shane
@rozanover

if you guys got the chance to be friends with one soul would you take it???

4:15 PM · Jan 13, 2026


283 Retweets    837 Quote Tweets    4,673 Likes


beck @unrivaled
Replying to @rozanover

please don't ask me stupid questions like this

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claire @livslangdon
Replying to @rozanover

me and svetlana are already besties wdym

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lose randry @fuckxsquad
Replying to @rozanover

"friends"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Direct Message - Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov

Bucky: and svetlana says i need more friends
Sam: right one second
Bucky: ???
4:20 PM Jan 13
Sam: okay sure Sam: friends with someone i tweet about every day
Sam: that's normal right Bucky: yes i see your tweets
Bucky: i can go shirtless for you if you would like
Bucky: as a friend of course


ilya defender
@ilyashollander

WHAT DOES RHAT MEAN

4:23 PM · Jan 13, 2026


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ilya defender
@ilyashollander

what is he talking about

4:26 PM · Jan 13, 2026


0 Retweets       0 Likes


ilya defender
@ilyashollander

idk if this is normal is this what friends talk about

4:29 PM · Jan 13, 2026


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ilya defender
@ilyashollander

but...hhmmhmmm..shirtless ilya🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

4:32 PM · Jan 13, 2026


0 Retweets       0 Likes


ilya defender
@ilyashollander

what does it mean if a man says he'll go shirtless for you?

4:37 PM · Jan 13, 2026


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hayden @haydenpikeeee
Replying to @ilyashollander

he wants you


lose randry @fuckxsquad
Replying to @ilyashollander

he wants you


ilya defender
@ilyashollander

no you guys aren't getting it he said he'd go shirtless as a friend like a favour to a friend

4:42 PM · Jan 13, 2026


0 Retweets    3 Likes


shane
@rozanover

i'm bored ilya should post a shirtless selfie to change the trajectory of my life

4:53 PM · Jan 13, 2026


836 Retweets    162 Quote Tweets    10.7K Likes


shane
@rozanover

shirtless ilya rozanov🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

4:59 PM · Jan 13, 2026


1,786 Retweets    24 Quote Tweets    11.4K Likes


not ilya
@rozano

day 18378 of asking harris if i am allowed to send a fan a shirtless picture

shane @rozanover

shirtless ilya rozanov🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

5:03 PM · Jan 13, 2026


0 Retweets    0 Likes


harris @ilytroybarrett
Replying to @rozano

you've literally never asked me this??

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not ilya @rozano
Replying to @ilytroybarrett

is that a 'yes ilya of course you are allowed to send a random fan a shirtless picture'

1


harris @ilytroybarrett
Replying to @rozano

OBVIOUSLY NOT?????


Direct Message - Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov

5:13 PM Jan 13
Bucky: you do realise i can see your tweets right
Bucky: or you are tweeting it on purpose so i see it and you get a shirtless picture of me?
Bucky: you can ask you do not need to be shy
Bucky: is a pity harris will not let me send you a shirtless picture
Bucky: but is okay i have a solution
Sam: what
Sam: what do you mean
Sam: ilya
Sam: mr rozanov
Sam: mr one soul
Sam: WHAT DO YOU MEAN????


Ilya Rozanov
@ilyarozanov

New artwork🎨

5:25 PM · Jan 13, 2026


987K Retweets    725 Quote Tweets    1.76M Likes


remi
@troyenjoyer

can't even see the artwork all i see is tits

Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov

New artwork🎨

5:29 PM · Jan,13 2026


294 Retweets    6 Quote Tweets    9,030 Likes


meg WYATT LOVER
@wyattaband

don't ask me the color of ANYTHING

Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov

New artwork🎨

5:32 PM · Jan,13 2026


70 Retweets    2 Quote Tweets    992 Likes


vio
@ilyaking

why'd ilya tweet that shirtless pic specifically for oomf shane user rozanover

shane @rozanover

shirtless ilya rozanov🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

5:39 PM · Jan, 13 2026


1 Retweets    1 Quote Tweets    46 Likes


ilya defender
@ilyashollander

right well about that

vio @ilyaking

why'd ilya tweet that shirtless pic specifically for oomf shane user rozanover

5:43 PM · Jan 13, 2026


0 Retweets    7 Likes


shane
@rozanover

haha don't be silly hahahaha

vio @ilyaking

why'd ilya tweet that shirtless pic specifically for oomf shane user rozanover

5:52 PM · Jan 13, 2026


2 Retweets    0 Quote Tweets    25 Likes


vio @ilyaking
Replying to @rozanover

this weak ass response where you'd usually play along man this ilya picture really has you malfunctioning


shane
@rozanover

oh right

5:49 PM · Jan 13, 2026


0 Retweets    0 Quote Tweets    3 Likes


shane
@rozanover

YOU GUYSSHUDFEUF HE DID THIS FOR ME MY CLOSE PERSONAL FRIEND ILYA ROZANOV

5:51 PM · Jan 13, 2026


103 Retweets    8 Quote Tweets    2,453 Likes


ilya defender
@ilyashollander

my heart wasn't in this how am i supposed to post about * KNOWING he can see it now AND will possibly message me about it

shane @rozanover

YOU GUYSSHUDFEUF HE DID THIS FOR ME MY CLOSE PERSONAL FRIEND ILYA ROZANOV

5:54 PM · Jan 13, 2026


0 Retweets    2 Likes


Direct Message - Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov

6:07 PM Jan 13
Bucky: did you enjoy?
Bucky: i don't see as many tweets as usual when i post a photo
Bucky: especially not any begging me to fuck you😉
Sam: what
Sam: i can hardly tweet about you like that now i know you somehow see all my tweets
Bucky: oh no please do
Bucky: i enjoy it
Sam: oh
Sam: you like seeing fan tweets?
Bucky: i like seeing your tweets.


ilya defender
@ilyashollander

what the fuck

6:19 PM · Jan 13, 2026


0 Retweets    7 Likes


ilya defender @ilyashollander
Replying to @ilyashollander

he likes seeing what


ilya defender @ilyashollander
Replying to @ilyashollander

whose tweets????


ilya defender @ilyashollander
Replying to @doraemon

my tweets ?


shayyyyyy
@xinyla

can we discuss how a few days ago that one annoying big ilya account on here tweeted about shirtless ilya and straight away ilya posted without a shirt, then today the exact same thing happened again and he didn't freak out as much as much as he usually does??

6:43 PM · Jan 13, 2026


192 Retweets    593 Quote Tweets    43 Likes


nicki one soul brainrot @ilyaBuck24
Replying to @xinyla

i'm sure you think you've connected some dots in your head but i'm not sure what they could be

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shayyyyyy @xinyla
Replying to @ilyaBuck24

i'm just saying like it's weird right? that acc could be a plant within the fandom or on twitter from the band to help promote? what if it's ilya himself? or another member of the band???

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meg💜
@oneusole

they're on twitter accusing oomf of being a twitter industry plant to help promote the biggest band in the world rn

6:52 PM · Jan 13, 2026


474 Retweets    104 Quote Tweets    8,375 Likes


beck
@unrivaled

you guys are under spells why would shane be a plant on one soul twitter you just hate him because he's a big account and you're irrelevant HUAJKSNCDIJFNKJSD

6:56 PM · Jan 13, 2026


834 Retweets    92 Quote Tweets    10K Likes


jane
@janesilya

that account getting cancelled for the stupidest reason ever but i dont care bc he's annoying as hell #GetMenOffMyTwitter

6:58 PM · Jan 13, 2026


49 Retweets    202 Quote Tweets    527 Likes


shane
@rozanover

shayyyyyy @xinyla

can we discuss how a few days ago that one annoying big ilya account on here tweeted about shirtless ilya and straight away ilya posted without a shirt, then today the exact same thing happened again and he didn't freak out as much as much as he usually does??

7:05 PM · Jan 13, 2026


862 Retweets    79 Quote Tweets    10.5K Likes


claire @livslangdon
Replying to @rozanover

they're on twitter saying you know ilya personally i can't😭😭😭😭😭😭

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ilya defender
@ilyashollander

haha right yeah

claire @livslangdon

they're on twitter saying you know ilya personally i can't😭😭😭😭😭😭

7:13 PM · Jan 13, 2026


0 Retweets    18 Likes


lose randry @fuckxsquad
Replying to @ilyashollander

can i quickly remind you that you are so famous on twitter that you also have a lot of followers on this account and it's not the super secret priv you think it is


harris
@ilytroybarrett

ohhh i'm going to kill him

shayyyyyy @xinyla

can we discuss how a few days ago that one annoying big ilya account on here tweeted about shirtless ilya and straight away ilya posted without a shirt, then today the exact same thing happened again and he didn't freak out as much as much as he usually does??

7:19 PM · Jan 13, 2026


0 Retweets    0 Likes



manager harris Jan 13 7:22 PM

sveta:Ilya Rozanov.

ilya: Manager Harris.

sveta:please tell me you're not actually talking to that fan

ilya: okay i will not tell you

sveta:ilya im serious

ilya: do you not want me to find love

ilya: it is okay that you date troy but ilya has to be sad and single forever and ever

sveta:it's not that and you know it

sveta:i know you've been thinking and talking about possibly coming out at some point soon anyway but even if you're ready having it done without your control is not something i want to see you go through

sveta:he's a huge account ilya he's popular in the fandom people will listen to him and if he found out you were bisexual he could very easily out you if he wanted to

sveta:i don't want to see you put your trust in someone you DON'T KNOW and for them to use it against you

sveta:i am not worried about that i do not think he would do that

sveta:ilya you don't know him you don't know that


not ilya
@rozano

sigh

7:32 PM · Jan 13, 2026


0 Retweets    0 Likes


not ilya @rozano
Replying to @rozano

i hate that he is making sense



manager harris

Jan 13 7:37 PM

ilya: i know harris i know i don't know him😕

ilya: i have told him i just want to be his friend i will refrain from flirting

ilya: unless he posts a new selfie he's too hot to resist

sveta:ilya

ilya: kidding kidding !!!!!


Direct Message - Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov

Bucky: i like seeing your tweets.
7:40 PM Jan 13
Sam: oh
Sam: okay
Sam: then i guess i'll keep tweeting? if it would make you happy??
Bucky: it would
Bucky: make me happy
Sam: well i do like making my friends happy!!!


ilya defender
@ilyashollander

think i've made a new (and absolutely insane) friend????

7:50 PM · Jan 13, 2026


0 Retweets    28 Likes


lose randry @fuckxsquad
Replying to @ilyashollander

IS IT WHO I THINK IT IS?? man having 2 famous friends is so greedy


not ilya
@rozano

yeah..friend

7:50 PM · Jan 13, 2026


0 Retweets    0 Likes


not ilya @rozano
Replying to @rozano

is all you are allowed to be



sveta Jan 13 7:59 PM

ilya: i need a drink can you come over

ilya: bring the good vodka i left at yours last month

ilya: please


sveta Jan 14 10:38 AM

ilya: how are you feeling today ilya?

ilya: i am fine

ilya: i promise

ilya: thank you for last night

ilya: are you sure you're okay?

ilya: you drank a lot last night

ilya: this fan has really affected you hasn't he

ilya: no he has not i am fine

ilya: you can lie to the rest of the band and get away with it but please do not lie to me ilya i know you too well

ilya: it's not even really about the fan god yes i find him hot and yes i would do very bad things to him but

ilya: i find it hard sometimes

ilya: being famous

ilya: i know that is stupid and i shouldnt but fuck i cannot just message a guy i find attractive without being told off or double thinking everything i say

ilya: harris doesn't want to have to tell you off like this

ilya: i know i am not mad at him i am just mad at the whole situation i think

ilya: i should be able to message and make friends or get a boyfriend or girlfriend without worrying

ilya: i'm sorry ilya it does suck sometimes but you don't have to keep this all to yourself you're in a band of people who get it

ilya: i am fine do not tell the rest of the band

ilya: fine

ilya: are you going to keep talking to the fan?

ilya: i don't know


shane
@rozanover

good morning everyone the sun is shining, the birds are singing, i went for a long run, there's a new one soul album coming out soon AND ilya exists life is good

10:54 AM · Jan 14, 2026


494 Retweets    38 Quote Tweets    4,274 Likes


olivia @livslangdon
Replying to @rozanover

can we add svetlana to that list as well if it's not too much trouble "ilya and svetlana exist" if that's okay

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ilya defender
@ilyashollander

woke up hours ago and still no messages from my new friend i knew it was too good to be true

11:00 AM · Jan 14, 2026


0 Retweets    0 Likes


hayden @haydenpikeeee
Replying to @ilyashollander

why don't you just message him?

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ilya defender @ilyashollander
Replying to @haydenpikeeee

why the fuck would i do that?


Direct Message - Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov

11:25 AM
Sam: um
Sam: hi
Sam: sorry am i allowed to message you first
Bucky: yes you are allowed
Bucky: hello shane


rose's boys Jan 14 11:32 AM

Sam: rose you're famous

rose rose:shane i cannot have this conversation with you every time you talk to ilya

Sam: how do you know this is about ilya?

hayden hayden: everything is about ilya with you

Sam: okay

Sam: i cannot interact with ilya like a normal human how do you even talk to famous people

rose rose:you talk to me every day

Sam: you don't count

rose rose:wow

rose:okay

rose:one conversation with ilya rozanov and suddenly it's fuck rose landry

rose:no shut up you know what i mean i've known you since before you were famous

rose:ilya i've only know parasocially

rose:i know a lot about him and he knows nothing about me isn't that really weird that is not normal at all

rose:god that's so weird

rose:i should stop talking to him right?

rose rose:okay i have to be on set in half an hour so i'm going to make this quick

rose:stop freaking out

rose:he messaged you first use that as a confidence boost THE ilya rozanov wants to be YOUR friend

rose:just make small talk with him, ask questions and he'll ask some back and he'll get to know you

rose:that's how making friends works

rose:now i need to go do my job and when i come back you two better be best friends (but not too best friends if you replace me i'll never forgive you)

hayden hayden: oh but if he replaces me that's just fine?

rose rose:well yeah

rose:okay OKAY i've got this


ilya defender
@ilyashollander

okay be normal and ask questions i can do that

11:42 AM · Jan 14, 2026


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Direct Message - Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov

11:45 AM
Sam: hey!
Sam: how are you?
Sam: did you sleep well?
Sam: what did you get up to last night after rehearsal for your famous band?
Sam: what are you doing today?
Sam: do you drink coffee?
Sam: sorry if that's invasive


ilya defender
@ilyashollander

nailed it i was so normal

11:51 AM · Jan 14, 2026


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not ilya
@rozano

am i being interviewed right now?

11:59 AM · Jan 14, 2026


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Direct Message - Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov

Sam: what are you doing today?
Sam: do you drink coffee?
Sam: sorry if that's invasive
12:06 PM
Sam: wow am i being interviewed?
Sam: this is a lot of questions


ilya defender
@ilyashollander

okay...maybe i wasn't normal and now i need to be blown up

12:11 PM · Jan 14, 2026


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hayden @haydenpikeeee
Replying to @ilyashollander

rose only just left for filming what could you possibly have done wrong in that time


rose's boys Jan 14 12:18 PM

Sam: okay so

hayden hayden: shane WHAT is wrong with you

Sam: rose said to ask questions

hayden hayden: oh she's going to have a field day with this when she's done filming


Direct Message - Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov

Sam: this is a lot of questions
12:22 PM
Sam: i'm sorry
Sam: i'm still learning how to be friends with someone i've admired for years


shane
@rozanover

he hasn't replied in like 10 minutes be honest guys is it over

12:35 PM · Jan 2, 2026


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shane @rozanover
Replying to @rozanover

woah this was meant for my priv acc

86


josh hartnett employment tracker ...
Replying to @rozanover

HE?? oomf no longer pathetically single???

482


shane @rozanover
Replying to @paulasoldestson

what does this have almost 500 likes fuck you guys

201


shane
@rozanover

"pathetically single" i've been dating ilya rozanov for 5 years

shane @rozanover

he hasn't replied in like 10 minutes be honest guys is it over

12:27 PM · Jan 14, 2026


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shane @rozanover
Replying to @rozanover

this ratio????

86


beck @unrivaled
Replying to @rozanover

sure grandpa let's get you to bed

106


rebecca @langdonsmel
Replying to @rozanover

lie again

16


not ilya
@rozano

this will be real soon

shane @rozanover

"pathetically single" i've been dating ilya rozanov for 5 years

12:32 PM · Jan 14, 2026


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not ilya @rozano
Replying to @rozano

harris if you see this it is a joke i promise i am on my best behaviour


Direct Message - Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov

Sam: i'm still learning how to be friends with someone i've admired for years
12:40 PM
Sam: i didn't realise we had been dating for 5 years
Sam: shane!
Sam: you should have said something
Sam: i have missed so many anniversaries


ilya defender
@ilyashollander

oh i forgot he could see my tweets

12:43 PM · Jan 14, 2026


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ilya defender@ilyashollander
Replying to @ilyashollander

oh i fucked up so badly does anyone mind if i change my name and move continents


Direct Message - Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov

12:54 PM
Sam: oh my god
Sam: oh my fucking god this is so embarassing
Sam: i need to delete my twitter i'm so sorry but i can never talk to you again
Sam: nooooo do not delete your twitter
Sam: is very flattering!!!
Sam: i find it very cute!!


not ilya
@rozano

why did i say that

12:57 PM · Jan 14, 2026


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ilya defender
@ilyashollander

why would he say that oh my god

12:58 PM · Jan 14, 2026


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shane
@rozanover

what does it mean if a man calls you cute

1:01 PM · Jan 14, 2026


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remi @troyenjoyer
Replying to @rozanover

he wants you

8


veerle @ilyasnutsack
Replying to @rozanover

he wants you

6


hayden @haydenpikeeee
Replying to @rozanover

he wants you

3


svetlana's lesbian gf @svetalesbian Replying to @rozanover

he wants you

4


not ilya
@rozano

he wants you

shane @rozanover

what does it mean if a man calls you cute

1:10 PM · Jan 14, 2026


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harris @ilytroybarrett Replying to @rozano

ilya rozanov.


not ilya
@rozano

1:12 PM · Jan 14, 2026


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Direct Message - Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov

1:18 PM
Sam: cute like a friend
Sam: but to answer your questions from earlier
Sam: i am fine, i did sleep well, after rehearsal i hung out with svetlana, today we are rehearsing more, i do drink coffee, i do not know what invasive means but i am sure it is not
Sam: oh you didn't have to answer them all i'm still embarassed about that
Sam: what are you rehearsing for are you going on tour?
Sam: i cannot tell you that!
Sam: you are a big account! lots of followers! what if you leak it!
Sam: then what would happen i would be sad i would have one less friend
Sam: oh my god no i would never leak anything you tell me here
Sam: forget i asked that questions i shouldn't have asked it
Sam: thank you for saying that
Sam: but i know you wouldn't
Sam: i trust you
Sam: not that i'm not flattered but why do you trust me? at the end of the day i am just a random fan you don't know me like at all
Sam: i do not know you just seem trustworthy so i trust you would not leak anything said here
Sam: and...
Sam: i would like to
Sam: get to know you
Sam: if that's okay
Sam: oh
Sam: yes
Sam: that's
Sam: yeah


sveta Jan 14 13:34 PM Sam: would it really be that bad if i did want to date a fan Bucky: ilya i think if you're questioning it you already know the answer Sam: i just.. i want someone else who knows the real me Sam: he seems like he would like the real me Sam: ilya Sam: i just want someone else who i do not have to pretend with Sam: the only people who know the real me are you, the band and harris Sam: and even then only you truly know everything about me Sam: but you, the band and harris are the only people who know i am bisexual, everyone else just gets a fake me Sam: i want that for you too but with someone safe ilya, not someone who could use anything against you or leak anything you say just because you upset them or something Sam: i know you keep saying you don't think he'd do that but you've known him for about 3 days Sam: that's not enough


not ilya
@rozano

why can't it be enough

1:56 PM · Jan 4, 2026


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lose randry
@fuckxsquad

finished another day of filming man i hope non of my friends embarrassed themselves in front of their crush

6:28 PM · Jan 41, 2026


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ilya defender @ilyashollander
Replying to @fuckxsquad

this seems pointed


rose's boys Jan 14 18:31 PM

rose rose:oh shane

rose:shane shane shane

Sam: please don't

rose rose:ask questions doesn't mean interview the man

rose:what did he even reply to all of those questions

Sam: oh he uh

Sam: he answered all of the questions

Sam: after calling me cute

rose rose:of course he did

rose:how the fuck did you manage to find someone just as insanely gay as you are

rose:i hope you're insufferably happy together

Sam: not in a gay way rose

Sam: cute as like a friend

hayden hayden: i cant keep having this conversation

hayden: men don't call their friends cute

Sam: maybe in your heterosexual uncomfortable with their masculinity world they dont😔

rose rose: i hate to agree with the straight guy here shane but i refuse to believe it was said in a friendly way at all

Sam: okay even if he did mean it in a gay way (he did not) it doesn't even matter

Sam: even if he did like me it doesn't matter

Sam: it's not like i can date him

Sam: he's famous

Sam: i'm nobody

Sam: he could do a lot better and meets people who are a lot better every day

rose rose: shane

Sam: and lik

Sam: fuck

Sam: he doesn't even know me

Sam: he messaged me because he found my stupid fucking tweets funny

Sam: and even if he did get to know me and wanted to date me i couldn't do that

Sam: i've seen the shit the media and fans have put you through rose

Sam: i couldn't go through that i could not deal with that

Sam: and what me two choices are either deal with that or be his dirty little secret

Sam: like FUCK i can't do that

Sam: god i don't even know what i'm doing g

Sam: i'm messaging some famous gguy who deosn't evne know mee what becuse i fin d him ho t????

Sam: isn't thatgross

Sam: fuck



rose landry Jan 14 18:56 PM

rose:hayden

Sam: i know rose i already set off to his apartment the moment i realised how much he was panicking

rose:make sure he's okay

rose:please



ilya defender
@ilyashollander

i should stop messaging him it's not fair r

7:24 PM · Jan 14, 2026


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not ilya
@rozano

i need to be sensible for once and stop messaging him before i fall too far

7:28 PM · Jan 14, 2026


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lose randry
@fuckxsquad

okay fuck this i'm getting involved time to break out the big guns

7:34 PM · Jan 14, 2026


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lana💕 Jan 14 18:00 PM

Sam: lana baby i've finished filming

Sam: i'm so tired and i miss you i wish you were here with me:(

rose:me too baby:(

rose:are you able to rest now?

Sam: yes baby i love you i'm going to eat some dinner and then i'll call you❤️

Jan 14 19:38 PM

Sam: babe

Sam: we need to talk about ilya fucking rozanov

Notes:

woah roselana reveal (not as satisfying as the surprise reveal in the original smau considering i've tagged them as a relationship in the tags but i love my lesbians anyway)

Come find me on twitter: @ilyasroza

Notes:

Find me on twitter: @ilyasroza