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John 🥲
What is this, Sherlock?
Liam’s annoying brother 😒
I hope you have a reason for adding Nii-san to this thing, Mr Holmes
You
Come on, Lou, don’t be aggressive
Liam’s annoying brother 😒
What did you just call me?
You
I asked Herder to make phones for all of us. I trust Wiggins has delivered them to all of you rn
I’m flattered you don’t have spelling mistakes, both of you
John 🥲
ffs, I’m a writer
Lord Wine 🍷
Louis actually looks at the phone for five minutes before hitting send
Liam’s annoying brother 😒
Nii-san
Also, don’t you daru igwire ne, Mr House, whu iz zhis “lou”
You
Your spelling 🤣🤣
John 🥲
But how come you don’t have spelling mistakes, Sherlock
That one mad engineer 🤖
He actually trained for this for a whole month with a fake keyboard
You
You didn’t have to tell them that
Anyway, where is Liam
Liam’s annoying brother 😒
Nii-san has classes to teach, Mr Holmes, he’s not always free for your silly conversations
You
Whatever, whatever. When will his classes end?
Mr. 007 💅
Will’s classes end at noon, Sherlock
Miss Pay-The-Rent 🍳
Mr Bonde, what good chance brings you here?
Mr. 007 💅
dw, Sherlock just made another disaster
Miss Pay-The-Rent 🍳
SHERLOCK
The scary man 💀
What the hell is this thing??
You
Scroll up, I’m not explaining again 😑
Disguise master 🎭
Is this about a new mission?
Mr. 007 💅
No, Fred
Disguise master 🎭
Ok, then
Disguise master 🎭 went offline
Asshole aniki 😑
Are you planning for a new defeat, Sherly
You
What are you doing here, FUCK OFF
Asshole aniki 😑
Oh, but then who will ensure your ego stays manageable, Sherly
You
John’s already given me a lecture today, thank you
John 🥲
You deserved it, I thought the flat was on fire
John’s fiancée 😭
What did he do this time?
John 🥲
I woke up to find smoke everywhere, of course I’d think the flat is on fire
You
It was purely a scientific experiment
John 🥲
Keep telling yourself that
Liam 👨🏫
So this is the weird thing Louis is mad about
You
Liammm
Liam 👨🏫
Good afternoon, Mr Holmes
You
Why are you always so formal, man?
John 🥲
He’s being respectful, Sherlock
Liam’s annoying brother 😒
Stop calling Nii-san “Liam”, Mr Holmes
You
So you’re back again, Lou
Liam’s annoying brother 😒
WHO IS THIS “LOU”
You
nm, anyways Liam, what would take you so long?
Liam 👨🏫
Today was an exam day
You
Was it? I would have liked to attend
John 🥲
You suck at Math, Sherlock
You
Whatever whatever