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QSMP: main chat
@teanakitten: guys
@foolishg: yes tina?? :D
@teanakitten: have you ever sat down and like thought
@teanakitten: how many people are protective over katie
@foolishg: why’s it giving mafia princess
@agentemaxo: katie is the people’s princess
@saucebxss: maxo 🥹🥹🥹
@saucebxss: my other father figure
@agentemaxo: hey katie 💚
@saucebxss: MISS U SMM
@teanakitten: NO WXATCLY
@tubbo: i hope we all know
@tubbo: ash
@haiperexe: he’s going to kill you
@tubbo: DONTT CAREEE
@shappo: IM SO CURIOUS
@tubbo: we heard a federation guard taking bad abt katie
@tubbo: and he deadass broke the guards knee caps
@tubbo: fully took out his sword and hit in a way the guys knee caps busted
@ashswagg: tubbo.
@alondrissa: mafia princess katie is real
@donkaaklijn: they were talking bad abt katie?
@donkaaklijn: lowk deserved
@donkaaklijn: i’d kill for her too
@donkaaklijn: or torture
@donkaaklijn: whatever she would want
@ashswagg: exactly
@ashswagg: that’s my sister
@duncanmassink: i’m actually jaw dropped
@duncanmassink: wait why am i nervous now
@jeremyfreiser: well it’s katie!!
@jeremyfreiser: i’m not even that violent but i’d do it for princess 🥹👑
@quackity: wait that’s actually terrifying
@quackity: didn’t slice the knees
@quackity: busted them
@needyourblood: so the fed can’t walk
@needyourblood: but eventually will heal
@needyourblood: and will always have that messed up bone as a reminder
@nexe333: that’s cool!!!!
@nexe333: inspo for next experiment!!
@ewroon: i hate you
@ewroon: what does katie think of all this though??
@mikethelink: ??
@mikethelink: she prob dgaf
@mikethelink: unless it’s tomate
@saucebxss: TOMATE 😭😭😭😭😭☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️💔💔💔
@mikethelink: sorry katie☹️☹️
@saucebxss: it’s ok
@saucebxss: i don’t really care
@saucebxss: i don’t control ash
@jschlatt: b i love ya
@jschlatt: adore ya
@jschlatt: you have everybody wrapped around ur finger
@quackity: just like i have u wrapped around mine rn??
@jschlatt: omg ill put my cigarette out and come back to bed
@jschlatt: stop acting like your the one in charge
@quackity: yes sir
@graf: well
@graf: moving on!
@duncanmassink: i don’t think you are much better ewron
@ewroon: what do you mean??
@duncanmassink: if i remember correctly
@ewroon: wait fml
@ewroon: do not.
@duncanmassink: you’ve said multiple times you would kill for katie
@ewroon: ..
@nexe333: he got ur dumbass
@nexe333: LMAOAOA
@ewroon: i would.
@ewroon: katie is my bestie and she means so much to me.
@saucebxss: wait..
@saucebxss: EWROON 🥹🥹🥹
@saucebxss: I LOVE U SMM AWWWW
@ewroon: i love you the most katie
@nexe333: wait..
@shappo: HE SCORED????
@needyourblood: oh my
@graf: good job ewron!
@haiperexe: speaking of graf
@graf: what
@haiperexe: juan has been so quiet
@eljuanquilador: NO I HAVENT
@eljuanquilador: STOP THAT
@ashswagg: scared i’m gonna bust ur knees??
@donkaaklijn: katie is kinda a mafia princess
@donkaaklijn: the regime kinda operates like the mafia
@tubbo: YESSSS WW DOOOO
@saucebxss: GUYS STAWPPP
@saucebxss: don’t i like the compliments
@saucebxss: kinda famous rn
@saucebxss: SORRRY
@saucebxss: 😊😊😊😊💕💕💕🎉🎉🎉💐💐👏👏💐
@mikethelink: ooo can i be her like mafia bodyguard!!
@donkaaklijn: well i’m more of her bodyguard
@saucebxss: OF COURSE MIKEEE
@donkaaklijn: whatever katie wants
@teanakitten: the fics write themselves
@foolishg: tina what??
@teanakittwn: 🤷🤷🤗🤗