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horny shane fans unite
@feralholly
THEE Shane Hollander, best hockey player ever, number 1 hottest hockey player, top goal scoring, olympic medalist, stanley cup winner Shane Hollander has a beautiful girlfriend again IKTR
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charlee | stan metros! @metrhoe · Aug 12
Replying to @feralholly
we don't even know what she looks like. she's probably ugly.
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horny shane fans unite @feralholly · Aug 12
Replying to @metrhoe
-implying Shane would sleep with an ugly person
-implying Shane would care about someone's looks
-implying Shane can't pull fucking A-list celebs like R*se L*ndry
Also we haven't even seen pictures of this woman and this is the energy you're bringing. Okay. You're weird
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charlee | stan metros! @metrhoe · Aug 12
Replying to @feralholly
your username is literally "horny shane fans unite" and IM the weird one??? someone get @shaneprotection in here pronto
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horny shane fans unite @feralholly · Aug 12
Replying to @metrhoe
LMAO I was already blocked by them ages ago. Yeah, my username is horny, idc! Let's not forget Shane is a grown ass man. He can have a girlfriend without fans going into jealous rages
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charlee | stan metros! @metrhoe · Aug 12
Replying to @feralholly
he's not going to fuck you babe, might as well give up now. change your username and touch grass. get a lobotomy maybe
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horny shane fans unite @feralholly · Aug 12
Replying to @metrhoe
Do you even know who you're arguing with rn? I'm a lesbian.... and I ship Shane/Troy.... I don't want him to fuck me ??? Also this is you changing the subject. Don't think I didn't notice you don't have an argument against me lmao
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charlee | stan metros! @metrhoe · Aug 12
Replying to @feralholly
SHANE AND TROY BARRETT? this is worse than fucking hollanovs I'm actually sick
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julie | cliff marlow's silly rabbit
@cliffsrightpinkie
Shane Hollander came out as straight + locked down and now I have to read the most nonsensical ass conversations there ever was. I hate it here
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that's MY whore @normalrozyfan · Aug 12
Replying to @cliffsrightpinkie
I love stanning the raiders, all of our fandom drama is like "who threw up on camera this time" and "which WAG is vagueposting now" and "can one person (Ilya Rozanov) truly be this horny?"
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ILYA ONE CHANCE PLEASE @prueshockeythots · Aug 12
Replying to @cliffsrightpinkie
Not me bitch, I'm reading these freaks' posts like they're my morning paper
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horny shane fans unite
@feralholly
@metrhoes this you? Saying Shane is "too innocent" for girls flirting with him at the big age of 26?
charlee | stan metros! @metrhoe · Mar 3, 2016
why are we talking sexual about shane... he really does not need to see that. he's too innocent for some of these so called "fans".
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cute shane hollander @shadorable · Aug 12
Replying to @feralholly
it's actlly so stupid bc we KNOW he picks up girls like. his ex is literally a mega celebrity. he's also a fucking athlete. do we think he's not having sex?
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#1 shily shipper @shanesmetros · Aug 12
Replying to @shadorable
He is def having sex 😭😭 his gf talks about his dick all the time, no way they're not banging
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#dollgate survivor @shaydenisendgame · Aug 12
Replying to @shanesmetros
She's mentioned it less than 5 times but sure. Probably just saying shit to get attention
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ship boizander or else
@shayjay
@hollalily81 how did you pull Shane Hollander?
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i just think theyre neat
@casualpuckenjoyer
@hollalily81 Who are you? How did you meet Shane? Tell us everything!!
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SHANE FIGHT
@brawlerhollander
@hollalily81 WHAT WAS THE FIGHT ABOUT GIVE US THE TOP SECRET DEETS ONLY A GF WOULD HAVE
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2x stanely cup champs
@shanepussy
@hollalily81 you will begin coughing in 3 days.
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Shane Hollander's REAL Girlfriend
@myhollander4ever
@ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer what does she have that I don't?
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ilya's #1 metaphorical hoe @rozycheeks · Aug 13
Replying to @myhollander4ever
Girl????
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stan bad bunny for clear skin
@rookieshane
No one in this fandom knows how to behave. It's been 2 days and Lily already stopped interacting. Hope you're all happy you scared Shane's gf off
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Lily Hollander @hollalily81 · Aug 14
Replying to @rookieshane
Not scared off. Busy. Keeping up with Shane takes a lot of energy 🥵
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ilya biased
@marzanov
@hollalily81 Why do you have shaydens DNI in your bio
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Lily Hollander @hollalily81 · Aug 15
Replying to @marzanov
They don't deserve rights
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Lily Hollander @hollalily81 · Aug 15
Replying to @marzanov
Neither do you wtf is this pfp delete it
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ilya biased @marzanov · Aug 15
Replying to @hollalily81
Leave me and my emotional support bald Ilya Rozanov alone
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hayden IS lily
@shaydenluvr
"LILY" CAME BACK ONLINE JUST TO SAY THAT????
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long suffering pike fan @pikejayjay · Aug 15
Replying to @shaydenluvr
It's just to get all of us off their trail babe dw
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Lily Hollander
@hollalily81
#BreakingMySilence Ew I am not Hayden Pike
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Shane Hollander #24 
@ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer · Aug 16
Replying to @hollalily81
Really baby? Did you have to say "ew"?
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Lily Hollander @hollalily81 · Aug 16
Replying to @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer
I did. You want people to think you are sleeping with a married mormon boy?
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Shane Hollander #24 @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer · Aug 16
Replying to @hollalily81
Well. Not really. But he's still my friend
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Hayden Pike | Montreal Metro #35 @hpike35 ·
Replying to @hollalily81
AYO? I'm not Mormon?
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Lily Hollander @hollalily81 · Aug 16
Replying to @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer
Fine... for you I will be nice 😔
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Hayden Pike | Montreal Metro #35 @hpike35 · Aug 16
Replying to @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer
Wait Shane is this Boston Lily???
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Shane Love Bot
@shanelovebot
@ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer What does "not really" mean?
Shane Hollander #24 @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer · Aug 16, 2017
Well. Not really. But he's still my friend
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Shane Hollander #24 @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer · Aug 16
Replying to @shanelovebot
It means, as much as I love Hayd, he's not who I'm dating. I'm with Lily.
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Lily Hollander @hollalily81 · Aug 16
Replying to @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer
#possessive 🤩😩🥵
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lesbian shane
@shanesbian
This cannot be real life
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boiziander is real
@snoopyshane
Zero days since the last Shaydemergency
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PROTECT SHANE
@shaneprotection
Honestly wish L*ly's account was older so we could have something to cancel her for (other than grossly sexualizing Shane obviously).
Someone get proof of L*ly saying a slur on my desk by tomorrow at lunch
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