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Wilbur ~ fuck all of you
Dream ~ Oh hey your still alive
Wilbur ~ i thought you were coming to help me dream
George ~ what did he do
Dream ~ listen
Dream ~ i did in fact come to help you
Wilbur ~ clearly not
Dream ~ its not my fault that i got distracted
George ~ how did u get distracted
Dream ~ me and techno were playing minecraft
Wilbur ~ yeah and u two also sword fought
George ~ dream why wont u sword fight with me
Dream ~ George do you know how to hold a sword
George ~ thats not the point
Dream ~ besides, we were just practicing for fencing
Wilbur ~ yeah until you both turned on me
Dream ~ its the thought that counts
Wilbur ~ was your thought murder?
Dream ~ not actively
George ~ so it was passive
Sapnap ~ passive agressive murder
Sapnap ~ sounds like a fun way to die
Dream ~ no there was no death
Wilbur ~ i dont wanna die??
Technoblade ~ guys u know school is actively happening
Technoblade ~ where are you
Dream ~ im definitely not late
Wilbur ~ im totally not skipping
George ~ i am sleeping on my desk
Sapnap ~ im setting the bathroom on fire
Tommy ~ i am also setting a bathroom on fire
Tubbo ~ i have glitter bitches
Ranboo ~ im trying to stop tommy and tubbo
Dream ~ where tf did everyone come from
(519) 613-5680 ~ if i dont report you will you pay me
Tommy ~ no but you could join the chaos
(519) 613-5680 ~ yeah no
Tubbo ~ how about if you distract the teacher ill buy you a free ice cream
(519) 613-5680 ~ definitely not
Ranboo ~ purpled ill pay you to at least help me watch them
Purpled ~ deal
Dream ~ ur name is purpled??
Purpled ~ your name is dream what are you on
Dream ~ …
Dream ~ yeah alright
Tommy ~ we do not need to be watched
Tommy ~ i am a big man i know what im doing
Philza ~ why do i smell smoke
Sapnap ~ well which bathroom are you near
Philza ~ third floor
Sapnap ~ ah thats karls
Philza ~ what does that mean
Sapnap ~ Karl set that one on fire
Philza ~ yeah im leaving
Tommy ~ Phil ur just gonna abandon us
Wilbur ~ yeah dadza what about ur kids
Philza ~ u lot are not my children
Wilbur ~ dadza how could u
Wilbur ~ im gonna tell mumza
Philza ~ who??
Wilbur ~ kristen
Wilbur ~ ur gf
Philza ~ …
Philza ~ didnt you help start the fire
Tommy ~ no idea what ur talking about
Wilbur ~ we would never
Wilbur ~ well not this time it was Tommy and sapnap mainly
Sapnap ~ bruh u just threw us under the bus
Wilbur ~ yeah but u got me in trouble for the theater
Sapnap ~ oh yeah
Sapnap ~ that was funny
Karl ~ sap me and q are done, meeting outside
Sapnap ~ on my way :)
Philza ~ was this a coordinated effort???
Tommy ~ not really
Tubbo ~ i have let loose 30 kg of glitter in the water stream
Ranboo ~ save me
Dream ~ how about we make a deal
Dream ~ everyone leaves the building now and we can all go to my house
Technoblade ~ nah impossible
Technoblade ~ ur homeless
Dream ~ everyone but techno
Technoblade ~ L u just dont wanna admit it
-Wilbur changed Dream’s name to Homeless teletubby-
Wilbur ~ there we go
Homeless teletubby ~ fuck u
Technoblade ~ he ain’t wrong
-Homeless teletubby changed Technoblade’s name to Pig nerd-
Pig nerd ~ why me
Homeless teletubby ~ why not
-Wilbur changed Tommy’s name to Gremlin child-
Gremlin child ~ FUCK U IM NOT A CHILD UR A CHILD
Pig nerd ~ wil remember what happened last time
-Gremlin child changed Wilbur’s name to Wilbitch-
Wilbitch ~ wtf
Gremlin child ~ nickname time bitches
-Gremlin child changed Tubbo’s name to Bee boi-
-Gremlin child changed Ranboo’s name to Ranboob-
-Gremlin child changed Philza’s name to Dadza-
-Gremlin child changed Purpled’s name to Baby merc-
-Gremlin child changed Sapnap’s name to Fire boi-
-Gremlin child changed Karl’s name to Time swirl-
-Gremlin child changed Quackity’s name to Big Q-
-Gremlin child changed Bad’s name to Nice demon-
-Gremlin child changed Skeppy’s name to Diamond golem-
-Gremlin child changed George’s name to 404 nap-
-Gremlin child changed Fundy’s name to Fox furry-
-Gremlin child changed Ponk’s name to Doc Ponk-
-Gremlin child changed Sam’s name to Gatekeeper guy-
Gremlin child ~ there we go
Homeless teletubby ~ wtf
Pig nerd ~ im not dealing with this today
Wilbitch ~ neither am i
Gremlin child ~ well it was nice talking to you men, now i must run
Gremlin child ~ i hear tubbo coming and he is not happy