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here’s a screen recording of the hollanov live 😍 they’re so cute #Hollanov #Centaurs

the way Shane is looking up at Ilya is giving me a lot of nsfw thoughts

you can’t hide it Ilya. We all know you missed him.

Wait, if Shane is in New York doing a high-end brand partnership.. are we getting formal suit lookbook content soon?? The flannel on the live was already dangerous enough.

Ilya complaining about the house being quiet implies shane is the loud one and i refuse to believe that. share literally everything.

The fact that they have a shared laptop folder and were reviewing draft prospects tape together on FaceTime last night tells you everything about why our leadership core is unmatched. They never stop working.

I need the social media team to give us competitive hollanov content during hockey camp. My money is on Ilya but Shane's competitive streak is terrifying.

"He left me so who cares" Ilya just gave 8k people a heart attack to be bratty to his husband

Ilya cooking plain chicken and rice while wearing a backward cap is peak hockey player behavior. Like sir, you make millions of dollars, please buy some seasoning.

"The garlic is fine. It is supposed to be brown." Ilya was ready to fight his phone screen right then and there. Shane knows exactly how to rattle him.

Ilya calling Shane a model… He's so proud of his pretty husband.

Did anyone else catch the exact second Shane got red and ducked his head when Ilya complimented him?? He’s been married to this man for how long and he STILL blushes like a rookie?

Hearing them talk about the rookies already training in Ottawa gets me so hyped for training camp. September can’t come fast enough. We are winning the cup this year.

"Don't lose your watch."
"I won't."
Why did that sound like a threat from Ilya 😭 inside jokes that we will never understand.

The contrast between top screen Ilya on top (pun intended) pouting, and Shane just looking at him with boba eyes until he gave up. Print it. Frame it.

Ilya looked so tired when he started the live and the minute Shane connected he completely lit up... like his whole mood shifted. They are so disgusting about each other.

"We want another deep run." Shane's voice when he talks about the team's goals always gives me chills. Genuine captain behavior. The rookies are in great hands.

Shane admitting he was sitting in his hotel room watching for the notification that Ilya went live is crazy. He didn't even hesitate to join.

The chat feed was moving so fast but they both literally just ignored all the crazy invasive questions and focused entirely on team dynamics and their own domestic banter. True professionals.

"See you tomorrow, Ilya." The tone drop at the end when they were saying goodbye... it felt like we shouldn't even be listening in. They are so real.

Went on instagram to check a training notification and instead got hit with a 20-minute masterclass in how to be completely whipped by your teammate. Outstanding.

"I am going to eat now. See you guys soon." Ilya dropping the feed the literal second Shane logged off. He did not care about talking to us at all, we were just placeholders.

Okay but the shared laptop folder means they are definitely sitting on the couch wrapped in a blanket fighting over player stats late at night right?? RIGHT???