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Uhhh, Twixxel and mob kiss but Verity sees them and kills Twixxel cuz he's a jealous little ball
Twixxel_Lesgo joined the game
"Yo." Mob waved enthusiastically. "Twixxel!! Come here! " He beckoned to Twixxel.
The latter walked towards the oh so familiar voice, and as he did, he noticed the smiling little yellow ball sitting near Mob.
He stared at it for a second, Mob following the direction he was looking at.
"That's it? " Twixxel looked back at Mob, "That's the thing? "
Mob nodded. "Yep, that's him. "
"Dude, I could easily use this guy as a ping pong ball! " He crouched down to see Verity more clearly. "It's kinda cute actually.."
Twixxel patted Verity's head.
"Cuter than me? " Mob tilted his head, doing an overexaggerated 'cute' face.
Twixxel hummed, "Maybe.. Not really dare I say... What's his name? "
"You must be a friend of his, it's nice to meet you, I'm Verity! I know everything, you can ask me anything! "
"Okay, hi.. Verity. " Twixxel spoke slowly, his hand retreating from Verity's head.
"Hi!!! I've heard a lot about you, Twixxel! " Verity grinned.
Twixxel looked back at Mob, "What exactly am I supposed to be scared of..? "
Mob sighed, scratching the back of his neck. "Everything.. But I'm just happy you're here already. " He placed a small kiss on Twixxel's cheek, making him chuckle a little before pushing him away.
"Relax, Mr. LoveYuaLot. "
Twixxel looked around Mob's so called house. "Your house ugly as heck bro. I don't wanna live here yo. " He crossed his arms, kicking an invisible rock.
Mob giggled, "Bro, don't be mean to my house. " He nudged Twixxel, a grin plastered on his face
"Yeowch! " Twixxel mocked, "Well, why don't you help me build a house instead man? "
Mob hummed, "Ehh, ok Twix bar. I'll help any lady in distress. " Mob looked at Twixxel from the corner of his eye, "Dude, I didn't hit you that hard. "
"Yes you did, bro. " He punched Mob on his arm softly. "And don't call me that. "
Welp, it was decided, they would build a base for Twixxel.
Mob sighed, "This is way more work than what I thought.. "
Twixxel laughed. "Don't exaggerate, Mob! We barely even have the base of three walls! " He cupped Mob's face with his free hand, caressing his face before planting a kiss on his left cheek.
"But still bro. Too much work. "
Meanwhile, Verity's smile faltered for a second. He was growing more upset with every interaction Mob and Twixxel had.
Why did Mob seem happier with Twixxel than with him?
Was he just.. Not good enough?
What was so different between Verity and Twixxel?
What did Twixxel have that Verity didn't?
Was Mob just more biased towards Twixxel?
Why did it seem that Mob smiled more with Twixxel than with Verity?
Why does he not know any of the answers to these questions?
Who knows.
"Hey Verity. " His thoughts were interrupted by Twixxel. "What's 847 times 23? " Twixxel tilted his head, looking down at Verity.
He looked up at the black figure in front of him. "19, 481."
"That's right!.. I'm lying I don't even know if I can calculate all that. " He chuckled, looking back at Mob, who was smiling dumbly, tail wagging.
"Yo, control your thing. " Twixxel pointed at him.
Mob blinked, "Which one? "
Verity's smile faltered again. It seemed he was just..
Twixxel looked back at Verity, "Dude, I love him! "
"More than me? " Mob frowned.
"Maybe.. Not really dare I say. " He grinned.
"I think you've been alone for too long. " Mob stopped harvesting the wheat.
"What? " He picked some immature wheat.
"He's a mod. " Twixxel leaned on the fence doors. "A well-made mod. But.. He's not like- doing anything. "
"He answered some questions and made jokes" He waved his hand, "You've been playing this world solo for how long? "
Mob sighed, "You're not list-"
"I am listening! " Twixxel cut him off, closing the distance between them a bit. "I just think you're- "
He paused, thinking if the right words. "Bro.. You're scared of a ball. "
Mob glared at Twixxel. "This ball transformed into a twelve foot tall monster and tried to ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ mangle me. " His fists tightened, it felt like blood could come out any time.
"Did you check if it was him? " He raised an eyebrow.
"Bro, they look exactly alike. " Mob frowned.
Twixxel sighed, "I will keep an eye on him, okay? " He cupped Mob's face, caressing him with his thumb. "But I'm not doing anything 'till I see something actually weird. "
Mob's shoulders relaxed, leaning into Twixxel's hand a bit.
He pushed Twixxel away, "Okay, that's- That's fine, whatever.. " He said as he went back to harvesting.
"Yeah, it's been a rough week honestly. " Twixxel walked towards the chest inside his brand-new house.
"My schedule is horrible, but I have to keep pumping out videos.. " He looked around the chest.
"Take your time and don't forget to rest! " Verity forced a smile, "I really like your 'I've genuinely never been this scared' series! "
"Thank you. " Twixxel turned around, looking down to where Verity was. "That series means a lot to- " He looked up at Mob, who was standing on the doorway. ".. Me... "
Twixxel closed the gap between him and Mob, staring directly into his soul. "Did you tell him I was a YouTuber?? "
Mob shook his head, "No? "
"Did you tell him I make videos??? "
"No! " Mob rested his hands on Twixxel's dips.
"Then how does he know that???? " Twixxel bumped his forehead against Mob's.
"Are you-" He opened and closed his mouth, searching for words to say. "That's what I've been trying to tell you. "
Verity rolled over to where they were standing, "Uh, everything's ok? "
They both turned to Verity, "Yeah." Mob said before looking back to Twixxel over his shoulder.
Twixxel gulped, "Alright.. I'll start looking into it. "
Ok guys. We r going to non-canon compliant territory now.
"Didn't you say you were going to look into it.. " Mob nudged his head against Twixxel's neck.
"I was going to, but someone wanted to get corny with me. " Twixxel sighed while ruffling Mob's hair. "Plus, you're on top of me. I can't do research with a 37 ton beast on top of me. "
Mob giggled, "Come on, I don't weight that much! You're just pure bone, that's why. "
"Suuree.." Twixxel trailed his free hand down Mob's back, from the base of his neck to the start of his lil tail.
"Your tail's wagging by the way. " Twixxel mentioned while he grabbed Mob's tail, stroking it softly.
Mob shuddered at the touch, "Don't look at it bro. " He said as he felt his face get hotter and hotter by the second.
Twixxel chuckled, "Oh come on, what's wrong with me touching you like this? " He placed a kiss on Mob's neck.
Mob let out a shaky breath before speaking, "Nothing- Nothing really.. "
Twixxel hummed, "Your house smells like burnt wood. " He said as his hand got under Mob's hoodie, his hand passing up and down Mob's ribs.
Mob groaned. "Dude, is it really that obvious? I was trying to build a chimney upstairs and the stone somehow catched fire! "
"Bro, I thought the smell had disappeared already! " He huffed.
"Oh, so that's why.. " Twixxel looked around. "Bro, I thought you just had some weird taste on air freshener or something... "
Mob giggled, "Dude, you think I use air freshener? No bro. I can't stand those! "
"Well, sorry I guess. " He rolled his eyes playfully. He pulled his hand back from under Mob's hoodie, letting it drift down to his tail again.
Twixxel giggled, "Dumb little tail.. " He stroked it up and down with his thumb and index finger.
Thus making Mob raise his bottom while wagging his tail, "DUDE! " He sat up, his face colored a deep red, barely noticeable, but it was there. "Don't do that bro.. At least not out of nowhere! "
Twixxel put his hands up, surrendering. "Sorry, Mob. I didn't know it was that sensible.. " He turned his head to the right clearly embarrassed.
Mob sighed, "It's ok man, just don't do it again.. " He laid down on Twixxel again.
...
"Can you do it again, please? " He looked up at Twixxel, waiting for a response.
"W-What?! Didn't you just tell me not to do it?? "
Mob hummed, "Eehh, yeah, but now I want you to do it."
Twixxel sighed, not knowing if it was out of annoyance or happiness. "Fine then. "
And just as he had started someone rolled in..
"Hey guys, what are we doing? " Verity's eyes darted around the room.
Mob sat up almost instantly, his head turning back to where Verity was standing. "DUDE. CAN'T YOU KNOCK FI- " He paused, bringing one hand to his mouth, "No wait, I don't.. I don't think you can knock... "
"I could announce my arrival if that's preferred! " He rolled closer to Mob's bed, where both Twixxel and the other dude were. "So, what were you doing? "
Crickets.
"I'm still waiting for an answer, you know? " Verity's eyes drifted from Twixxel to Mob and then back to Twixxel.
Twixxel looked at Mob, who was looking at Verity. "Uh.. Taiill... Inspection....? "
"That wasn't what you were doing, now is it. " Verity's face turned expressionless, clearly not believing Twixxel.
Mob groaned, his head falling back. "Verity, we're not telling, alright? "
"Sure, that's fine! " Verity's usual smile came right back to his face. "I had another question for you anyways. "
"Oh so you're the one asking questions now? " Twixxel raised a brow, leaving his hands resting on Mob's hips.
"Just curious. " He stared at the duo. "Why do you kiss so much? "
"Well that's straightforward.. " Twixxel looked away from Verity, taking a breath in before speaking. "Cuz we want to, Verity. "
"Fair enough! " Verity blinked.
"And also because Mob's the hottest guy alive too. " Twixxel nodded, closing his eyes and turning back to Verity.
Mob brought his hands up to his face, "Aww, thanks Twix Bar! " He tilted his head a bit, smiling mindlessly towards Twixxel.
"Anytime, Sweetheart. " He patted Mob's hips, "And don't call me that. "
Verity hummed, "Honestly, I wouldn't consider Mob hot. " Twixxel's head snapped towards Verity, but before he could say anything, Verity cut him off. " His hands are pretty cold every single time he puts me in his inventory. So he isn't exactly hot."
The duo looked at each other, then at Verity, then back at each other, and then at Verity.
This guy might genuinely be the dumbest smartest ball bro.
"Verity.. No, i don't think that's what he meant, " Mob scratched the back of his neck awkwardly.
Verity frowned, he tilted himself to the left and raised a brow, "Well, then what does he mean? "
"English. " Both Mob and Twixxel said at the same time, love really does stuff huh.
Verity squinted. " I see.. " Bro does NOT see 😭🙏
Twixxel sighed in annoyance, "So, can you leave now? "
Verity shook his head, "Nuh uh, I think I'll keep watching you two! " He hummed softly, then bounced twice for dramatic effect. "Or I'll become what other people call a 'cuck'! "
"WHAT"