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18.41
sunflower shouyou
GUYS
rude bitch
DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE HINATA
sunflower shouyou
#livefastdieyoung
TSUKISHIMA LISTSN TO TAYLOR SWIFT
rude bitch
I’M GOING TO STRANGLE YOU
fan fav bi twink
spectator commentary
Tsukki is trying to catch Hinata
OH OUCH
Tsukki tripped him
fcuk i gotta go rescue Hinata
villager b
rip in peace hinata you were a good friend
i’ll make sure kenma-kun gets all your stuff
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holy fuck Hinata has Tsukki’s phone and is gone with the wind
rude bitch
HI MY NAME IS TSUKISHIMA KEI AND I LISTEN TO SHITTY AMERICAN COUNTRTY MUSICVWARG
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Tsukki’s going to kill him
i don’t think Hinata has ever moved this fast in a match before wtf
oh no Tsukki tackled him
villager b
hey yamaguchi? just a thought from ur gf yachi (thats me)
maybe stop them?
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Yachi u know i would die for you
but getting in between them right now
thats a fate worse than death
villager b
i’m telling mom
milk boy
sugawara isn’t actually our mother you know this right
villager b
kageyama i SAID
that i’m telling our MOM, sugawara
do you have a problem with that, kageyama?
milk boy
nope
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18.52
Yachi Hitoka > Sugawara Koushi
mom tsukishima and hinata are wrestling outside the gym
Sugawara Koushi
dw honey i’m on it
Yachi Hitoka
im love u mom <3
Sugawara Koushi
i’m love you too my fav daughter <3
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19.06
milk boy > first year squad!
i never knew sugawara was so strong
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i never knew suga was capable of killing
but today he walked out the gym like nobody’s business
goddamn, he murdered both of them and i was his witness
rude bitch
How come I get teased for allegedly listening to Taylor Swift
But Yamaguchi paraphrases Beyoncé and nobody says shit??
sunflower shouyou
um beyonce is actually good
milk boy
even i know that beyonce is better than taylor swift
fan fav bi twink
yeah sorry Tsukki queen b all the way
villager b
i mean. taylor is OKAY
but nobody’s better than bey
sunflower shouyou
excuse you nobody is better than NICKI thank you very much
villager b
thats fair but… them together though
also
hinata how did u find out about tsukishima’s apparent love of taylor swift?
rude bitch
Anyways, Hinata is actually right for once Nicki is better than Beyoncé
sunflower shouyou
ew tsukki don’t taint my opinion with ur filthy taylor-stan words
rude bitch
I thought I told you not to call me that, shrimp.
And Taylor Swift IS good?
Try telling me Love Story isn’t a jam.
milk boy
he has a point
villager b
new romantics is pretty good as well
sunflower shouyou
you know whats a real banger
rude bitch
I already hate whatever you’re going to say.
sunflower shouyou
the barbie: princess and the pauper soundtrack
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you watch barbie movies, Hinata?
nvm of course you do
rude bitch
How much more of a child could you be?
sunflower shouyou
i have a seven year old sister
milk boy
island princess was much better
villager b
i liked the diamond castle best
rude bitch
All of you watch barbie films?
villager b
natsu is really persuasive
milk boy
we spend a lot of time at the shrimp’s house
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Tsukki, you really can’t tease
you cried four times during the land before time last saturday
rude bitch
The Land Before Time is a cinematic masterpiece
It is miles above their shitty barbie movies.
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four times, Tsukki
sunflower shouyou
hey speaking of movies and people being at my house
this saturday we should have a sleepover!! mom said she was cool with it
fan fav bi twink
won’t Yachi not be able to come? because she’s a girl?
villager b
im loving that gender validation but also,,,
ive slept over at hianta’s more times than any of his other friends
fan fav bi twink
oh
okay sounds good to me!
i have netflix so we can log into my account
sunflower shouyou
yaaaaaassssssssssssssss
rude bitch
I’ll pass.
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no u don’t Tsukki ur coming
i have a color coded file of dirt on you ur coming to the sleepover
rude bitch
….
Hinata, can I have your mom’s phone number so my mom can call her?
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atta boy
milk boy
yea i can do next saturday
hinata do you want to go snack shopping friday after school
sunflower shouyou
heck yeah i do
any requests
villager b
fugashi!! i can give u cash to pay for it tomorrow
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Tsukki would die before he says this but he wants pringles
i’ll give u money for them tmrw and i can raid my candy stash
sunflower shouyou
sounds like a plan!! <(＾▽＾)／｡.:*☆
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21.16
Yamaguchi Tadashi > Tsukishima Kei
hey how DID Hinata find out you like taylor swift
don’t think i didn’t notice your deflecting
Tsukishima Kei
New Phone Who Dis
Yamaguchi Tadashi
he had to have either seen it over your shoulder
and i know you’re more careful than to let Hinata of all people do that
or he was listening to your music through your mp3
Tsukishima Kei
N e w P h o n e W h o D i s
Yamaguchi Tadashi
you don’t even let me listen to your music
the only time you’ve let someone else use your mp3 was that girl you "dated"
yknow the redhead from our second year of middle school
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Tsukishima Kei
He was really, really insistent.
Yamaguchi Tadashi
Tsukki could it be?
have you grown fond of our dear sweet shrimpy?
Tsukishima Kei
Shut up, Tadashi.
Yamaguchi Tadashi
sorry, Tsukki!
but i think you do like him more than you let on
it’s okay to have friends who aren’t me and Kuroo-senpai!
Tsukishima Kei
Kuroo and I aren’t friends.
Yamaguchi Tadashi
it’s okay to have friends who aren’t me!
it’s okay to like-like him too, if that’s how it is.
you can trust me, Tsukki.
i’ve got your back.
Tsukishima Kei
Don’t tell him.
Please?
Yamaguchi Tadashi
your secret is safe with me, Tsukki!! (･ω<)☆
you are kind of like a little boy pulling on pigtails, though
Tsukishima Kei
Wow, you hurt all four of my feelings.
Yamaguchi Tadashi
haha yeah
sarcasm, irritation, smugness, and what was the other one?
a big fat crush on Hinata?
Tsukishima Kei
Fuck you, Tadashi.
Yamaguchi Tadashi
ily2 Tsukki <3