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NHL ✔️ @nhl
The Eastern Conference Final starts tonight at Madison Square Garden.
Bood’s left bicep @gimmeanibble
Replying to @nhl
straight to the point damn
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Ottawa Centaurs ✔️ @centaursnhl
We may not be home tonight, but the fans are still bringing the energy to Canadian Tire Centre!
[Video Description: Panoramic shot of the interior of the Canadian Tire Centre. Every seat is full and the fans are cheering unintelligibly.]
(not) Shane Hollander @FreckledRoz
Replying to @centaursnhl
CENS IN FOUR!!
Sera | Queer Sports Historian @imaginarycolour
Replying to @FreckledRoz
I love our boys, but four may be a bit too ambitious for their first conference final
Jack | Nerd Ilya Truther @jackofsaph
Replying to @imaginarycolour
Sera where is your whimsy 😭
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Scott’s puck made me gay @puckmyfacegueller
GAY ON GAY CRIME
[Video Description: Footage of the opening faceoff, Hunter versus Hollander. Hollander barely gives Hunter time to blink before he snatches the puck and starts the play.]
WannaBetOnThat @wannabetonthat
Replying to @puckmyfacegueller
Man Hollzy didnt even touch your old man 😭
Scott’s puck made me gay @puckmyfacegueller
Replying to@wannabetonthat
It was implied!
WannaBetOnThat @wannabetonthat
Replying to @puckmyfacegueller
Hollzy tried fighting Old Man Hunter ONCE and they’ve both clarified that it was a miscommunication. This wasn’t a crime
Scott’s puck made me gay @puckmyfacegueller
Replying to @wannabetonthat
it could have been! It’s playoffs!
hunter | harris drover sniper @meterokinesis
Replying to @puckmyfacegueller
Brother BREATHE
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NHL ✔️ @nhl
OTT @ NYA. 2-6 NYA.
Scott’s puck made me gay @puckmyfacegueller
Replying to @nhl
Haha LOSERS
[GIF Description: Nelson from The Simpsons pointing and saying “HA HA.]
Siren || Hazy’s Hero @sirens_scales
Replying to @puckmyfacegueller
Man stfu
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Svetlana Vetrova Fan Club @spaghettishimmy
We’re not. We’re not gonna talk about that.
Cens Rookie Lore [Bergy Follow!] @babycens
Replying to @spaghettishimmy
Who let HUNTER get a hat trick?? The asteroid survivor???
Siren || Hazy’s Hero @sirens_scales
Replying to @babycens
My man being out for ONE GAME. HAZY HEAL UP SOON PLEASE WE NEED YOU BUDDY
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Schlongs out for Scotty H @adsfan
The Grand Marshal of Gay Hockey is incredibly pleased with himself tonight
[Image Description: Post game. The gay hockey delegation is in the middle of the ice, holding their helmets in their arms. Hunter is smiling, while the Ottawa players are visibly exhausted. LaPointe looks embarrassed, while Hollander, Rozanov, and Barrett are a bit dejected. Vaughn is standing behind Hunter, sort of like a body guard.]
Scott’s puck made me gay @puckmyfacegueller
Replying to @adsfan
A king and his fools
Mads || Vaughny’s Princess @cutiepie_09
Replying to @adsfan
Vaughny babes Hunter doesn’t need a bodyguard this time
Scott’s puck made me gay @puckmyfacegueller
Replying to @cutiepie_09
Broke: Carter Vaughn the Body Guard
Woke: Carter Vaughn just wants the tea
Mads || Vaughny’s Princess @cutiepie_09
Replying to @puckmyfacegueller
You’re so right 😌
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LP | Ottawa Centaurs ✔️@lapointe
gonna pretend my first game against the founder of gay hockey since coming out wasn’t as embarrassing as it was
Shel-B @youngerandhungrier
Replying to @lapointe
That was incredibly unfortunate.
LP | Ottawa Centaurs ✔️@lapointe
Replying to @youngerandhungrier
DONT REMIND ME I LOOKED SO STUPID @youngandhungry come get your sister
Bergs ✔️ @bergybergybergy
Replying to @lapointe
At least it isn’t Pride month yet?
Luca Haas // only acc ✔️ @lucaplayshockey
Replying to @bergybergybergy
We lost and THAT’S your silver lining?
Shel-B @youngerandhungrier
Replying to @lucaplayshockey
No he’s right and he should say it
K-Leb ✔️ @youngandhungry
Replying to @youngerandhungrier
Shelbs stop antagonizing us we need to lock tf in
Shel-B @youngerandhungrier
Replying to @youngandhungry
[GIF Description: Chef Elmo on one of the late night talk shows saying, “That’s a big word for Elmo.”
Nora Bates | ASU #22 @norathrowsballs
Replying to @youngerandhungrier
Babe go to bed and let your brother wallow in his self pity
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Bood’s left bicep @gimmeanibble
Night two at MSG. We’re gonna pretend that the first game didn’t happen. Right?
Siren || Hazy’s Hero @sirens_scales
Replying to @gimmeanibble
Yup. And my mans is STILL on IR. We’re doomed.
Bood’s left bicep @gimmeanibble
Replying to @sirens_scales
Not like that we aren’t
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NHL ✔️ @nhl
OTT @ NYA. 2-3 NYA. 0-2 for the series.
salem !! no1 shane defender @witch_trials
Replying to @nhl
… it could have been worse?
Kris \\ Never jumped ship @cens5ever
Replying to @witch_trials
man don’t speak to me
British Ilya @thebrains_ofthis_hellhole
Replying to @witch_trials
THERE WEREN’T EVEN POINTS ON THE BOARD LAST TIME
salem !! no1 shane defender @witch_trials
Replying to @thebrains_ofthis_hellhole
yea it sucked 😔
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Shel-B @youngerandhungrier
Two days later and you still didn’t lock tf in
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| K-Leb ✔️ @youngandhungry
| Shelbs stop antagonizing us we need to lock tf in
K-Leb ✔️ @youngandhungry
Replying to @youngerandhungrier
I hate you. So much
Shel-B @youngerandhungrier
Replying to @youngandhungry
Nora and I will see you tomorrow :)
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Mallee | The First Shipper @lahaas
They’re so sad 😭
[Image Description: Haas looks like a kicked puppy and LaPointe has come up behind him with an over-the-shoulder hug]
Cens Rookie Lore [Bergy Follow!] @babycens
Replying to @lahaas
Who is gonna tell them that they can in fact come back from this?