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theworstOS: i’m boreddddddddddddd
theworstOS: 2000 i wanna do somethingggggg
2k: why do you need me to do something? do it yourself…
theworstOS: well how can i go somewhere if my driver’s license was suspended???????
2k: WHAT??????????
2k: ME, YOU’VE EVER TOLD ME ABOUT THAT??????????????
2k: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO????????????????????????????
theworstOS: so me and 98 were driving somewhere
2k: oh i know where this is going…
2k: 98, u idiot…
theworstOS: he was driving my car
2k: but he doesn’t have a driver’s license?????
theworstOS: HE DOESN’T?????????????????
2k: ME, THAT’S ILLEGAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
theworstOS: but we’re operating systems??????? we’re not humans??????
2k: BUT WE’RE ROBOTS WHO HAVE HUMAN BRAINS!!!!!!!!! WE LOOK LIKE HUMANS!!!!!!!! THE AVERAGE HUMAN WHO DOESN’T WORK AT MICROSOFT WOULD THINK THAT WE’RE REGULAR HUMANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
theworstOS: everyone knows that…now shush and listen to what happened
theworstOS: and 98 was driving like an idiot
theworstOS: and he crashed my car
theworstOS: the police couldn’t do anything about it because we’re OSes so they just suspended my license
2k: wtf
2k: are you guys okay??????????
theworstOS: i came out fine dw
theworstOS: 98 however…he got it worse
theworstOS: poor 98 bro...😔😔😔
2k: what do you mean by that…?
2k: please elaborate
theworstOS: so he got injured pretty badly and was unconscious after the crash
2k: microsoft windows millennium edition, why didn't you tell me earlier???
theworstOS: U DID NOT NEED 2 PULL OUT MY FULL GOVERNMENT NAME BRO
2k: YES I DID
2k: NOW IS HE OKAY???????????
theworstOS: IDK
2k: FYM “IDK”????!?!??!
theworstOS: I’M SAYING THAT BECAUSE U KNOW MICROSOFT DOESN’T SUPPORT WINDOWS 98 ANYMORE SO THAT MEANS THEY CAN’T HELP HIM
theworstOS: SO THEY HANDED HIM OVER TO NT 3.51
2k: considering some of the things she’s done, i don’t know if we’re able to trust her as a doctor…
theworstOS: well i mean she has the most medical knowledge out of all the windows versions and she’s actually good at it
theworstOS: but after she set fire to one of Apple's offices on purpose, idk if we can trust her
2k: i think that was the most tame thing she’s done
theworstOS: well i mean XP told me that NT 3.51 looks like junko enoshima from danganronpa, and considering what junko’s done in the danganronpa lore (according 2 XP) i think NT 3.51 might be the OS equivalent to junko enoshima…
thegreatestOS: SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I HEARD U GUYS WERE TALKING ABOUT DANGANRONPA, RIGHT???????????
2k: not again…
theworstOS: overreaction final boss
theworstOS: 2000 it’s not that deep
thegreatestOS: THANK U ME
thegreatestOS: damn typing that out looks weird asf
thegreatestOS: i think that NT 3.51 is a mix of junko enoshima and mikan tsumiki since she’s a medic
thegreatestOS: but she wants NO ONE in despair so she’s a mix of junko enoshima and mikan tsumiki WITHOUT the despair
2k: XP, do you even know what we were originally talking about?????
thegreatestOS: yeah???? you guys were talking about how NT 3.51 reminds u guys of Junko Enoshima???????
2k: that’s not what we were originally talking about.
theworstOS: we were talking about how 98 crashed my car and got my driver’s license suspended
thegreatestOS: what.
theworstOS: idk either bro..
2k: and basically ME said that she has no idea if 98 is okay because he got injured badly and was handed over to NT 3.51
thegreatestOS: ohh 1.0 is gonna beat his ass when she finds out
theworstOS: not unless 98 SE finds out about the incident first
thegreatestOS: maybe 1.0 will beat his ass with 98 SE
theworstOS: bet
theworstOS: if 1.0 and 98 SE beat his ass then i will buy u whatever danganronpa merch u want
thegreatestOS: WHA
thegreatestOS: RILLY
theworstOS: really*
theworstOS: and if only 98 SE finds out then u owe me 10,000 dollars
thegreatestOS: woah woah woah buddy aren’t u sure that’s a bit too much????
thegreatestOS: can we lower it to 1 cent????
theworstOS: fine
theworstOS: but if i’m right u also have to buy me a one piece manga
thegreatestOS: are u watching the anime
theworstOS: yeah i just started watching it i’m at arlong park arc rn
theworstOS: i don’t have any of the manga tho so i need volume 1
2k: this is no time to be betting on stupid things.
2k: we don’t even know if 98 is alright.
theworstOS: okay then i’ll ask 95 if he knows about the incident
11:43 AM: theworstOS added unc
theworstOS: yo 95
theworstOS: yo 95
theworstOS: yo 95
theworstOS: yo 95
theworstOS: yo 95
theworstOS: yo 95
theworstOS: yo 95
theworstOS: yo 95
theworstOS: yo 95
theworstOS: yo 95
theworstOS: yo 95
theworstOS: yo 95
theworstOS: yo 95
theworstOS: yo 95
theworstOS: damn i typed “yo 95” exactly 14 times
theworstOS: and now i typed it 15 times
unc: what
theworstOS: YO 95
theworstOS: damn now i’ve typed that exactly 16 times
thegreatestOS: don’t do this again, me…
unc: did u guys make a new group chat or smth
theworstOS: XP did
theworstOS: she made it a while ago
theworstOS: so, 95…
theworstOS: did u hear about what happened with 98?????
unc: yeah i did
unc: wtf happened with u guys
theworstOS: he was driving my car and he crashed and he got my license suspended
unc: that idiot…
2k: so, is he okay???
unc: so earlier i was talking with NT 3.51 about the incident and she said that he was put in a coma
2k: WHAT????????????????
theworstOS: WHAT????????????????
thegreatestOS: WHAT????????????????
unc: he’s fine tho i think she said that he’ll wake up eventually
2k: okay that’s good
thegreatestOS: do 1.0 and 98 SE know about it?????
unc: yeah?????
thegreatestOS: did they beat his ass????
unc: no?????
thegreatestOS: will they beat his ass????
unc: how tf am i supposed 2 know
unc: and why do u need 2 know…?
thegreatestOS: ME said that if 1.0 and 98 SE beat 98’s ass then she’ll buy me danganronpa merch
thegreatestOS: and i NEED that kokichi oma nendoroid to complete my danganronpa nendoroid collection
thegreatestOS: so i’m just HOPING that it happens so ME buys the kokichi oma nendoroid 4 me
thegreatestOS: get it???? hope???? Danganronpa????
unc: no i don’t get it
thegreatestOS: u do NOT know ball
unc: yes i do vro i’m a one piece fan
unc: i convinced ME and 7 to watch it and they love it
thegreatestOS: number 1: bro one piece is NOT ball knowledge
thegreatestOS: it was always popular
thegreatestOS: and number 2: idc if u got others 2 watch i will NOT
thegreatestOS: it has over 1100 episodes
thegreatestOS: do u really think that i, one of the most popular operating systems microsoft has ever made, would have time to watch over 1100 episodes of some cartoon????
unc: it’s anime not a cartoon
thegreatestOS: look up “is anime a cartoon” on google. it says YES
unc: i do not care
thegreatestOS: sybau
unc: what were we talking about earlier???? i forgot
thegreatestOS: we were talking about 98
unc: ohhh
unc: i think i finished what i said about him tho
thegreatestOS: ok
theworstOS: nice username bozo
thegreatestOS: thanks
theworstOS: no not u
theworstOS: 95
unc: no. it’s not a nice username. it’s the online equivalent to public humiliation just because i was released in 1995. and i don’t know how to change it.
theworstOS: why did u become so formal lol it’s just a username it’s not that deep bro
unc: you’re just saying that because you were the one who changed my username from Windows95 to “unc.”
theworstOS: it makes sense
theworstOS: your name is the worst username u could use
unc: 30 YEARS IS NOT OLD!!!!!!!!!!
theworstOS: YES IT IS
theworstOS: 1995 IS LITERALLY WHEN LINUX WAS STILL NEW
theworstOS: 30 IS VERY OLD FOR A MODERN OS
unc: at least i’m not as old as 1.0 or 2.0
theworstOS: 1.0 is literally the unc-est unc to ever unc
theworstOS: she should be called “the unc-est unc”
theworstOS: and 2.0 should be called “the prehistoric unc”
theworstOS: 3.0 would be “the ancient unc”
theworstOS: his sister 3.1 would be “ancient unc 2.0”
unc: okay i get it
unc: according to u, operating systems released before the year 2000 are the equivalent to seniors.
unc: we don’t even age like humans do. we look how we looked when we were first released to the public.
theworstOS: okay i get it
theworstOS: we’re not human ik
theworstOS: i’ve known that since i was in beta
theworstOS: anyway i’m gonna add some more uncs
12:05 PM: theworstOS added unc 2.0 and unc 3.0
theworstOS: we need more uncs
theworstOS: we should get 98 SE in here
12:07 PM: theworstOS added SESESESESESESESESESESESESE
theworstOS: i’m gonna change her username so it fits in with the unc theme
12:08 PM: theworstOS changed SESESESESESESESESESESESESE’s username to unc 4.0
unc: but 98 SE was released in 1999????? 27 years is not that old????
unc: ME, you’re almost 26 so i think you should be the fifth unc.
theworstOS: oh HELL NO operating systems released in and/or after the year 2000 are NOT uncs
unc 4.0: sup
unc 4.0: wait
unc 4.0: why is my username unc 4.0
unc 4.0: ME did u do something
theworstOS: nice username bozo
unc 4.0: yeah it was most definitely u
unc 4.0: yeah ur getting executed
theworstOS: WHAT
thegreatestOS: did u just perhaps say…execution?????
thegreatestOS: LIKE IN DANGANRONPA????? LIKE WHEN MONOKUMA EXECUTES THE MURDERERS?????
unc 4.0: what.
unc 4.0: wtf is doodoorunpa
thegreatestOS: DOODOORUNPA??!!?!??!??!??!?
thegreatestOS: HELP I’M CRINE LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
thegreatestOS: I SWEAR THAT’S THE FUNNIEST MISSPELL OF DANGANRONPA I’VE SEEN HAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHHHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHHAHHHAhHHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAH
thegreatestOS: I CAN’T BRO, I CAN’T—
theworstOS: it’s not that funny
unc: son 😭😭😭😭😭
theworstOS: BREAKING NEWS: LOCAL UNC DISCOVERS 2026 MEME
unc: son 😭😭😭😭😭
theworstOS: are u just gonna respond to me with “son”
unc: son 😭😭😭😭😭
theworstOS: damn
unc: son 😭😭😭😭😭
unc 2.0: 95 wtf are u doing
theworstOS: nice username bozo
2k: yo sup NT 4.0
unc 2.0: ME, sybau. NT 5.0, hi.
2k: call me NT 5.0 again and I will lwk explode
thegreatestOS: lol NT 4.0 hates you ME
theworstOS: sybau u waste of code
thegreatestOS: no thanks
thegreatestOS: anyway 98 SE do u know about what happened to your brother
unc 4.0: yeah. he’s the ultimate idiot i swear to god.
thegreatestOS: number 1: ultimate…DANGANRONPA REFERENCE!!!!!!! number 2: can u beat his ass with 1.0 please
theworstOS: no way she’s gonna actually do it
unc 4.0: actually, yes. yes i can. i can call 1.0 and tell her to meet up in 98’s hospital room and beat him tf up
theworstOS: WHAT
thegreatestOS: WHAT
theworstOS: YOU WERE RIGHT????!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!
thegreatestOS: YES TF I WAS
thegreatestOS: now buy me the kokichi oma nendoroid for my danganronpa nendoroid collection
theworstOS: no thanks
theworstOS: you really thought i would???? 😂😂😂
thegreatestOS: actually, i’ll just buy it with ur money lol
thegreatestOS: say goodbye to your wallet lmaooooo