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To: Yoongi-hyung
Namjoon [3:47 PM]
Hey hyung
Are you going to be home for dinner?
We have some seriously suspicious looking leftovers that need to be eaten ASAP
Yoongi [4:00 PM]
Joon-ah
If the leftovers look suspicious definitely don’t eat them lol
Just throw them away
Hyung will make dinner for both of us
But I am going out late tonight I think
Namjoon [4:01 PM]
Ah thanks hyung
I think some old takeout just growled at me
It definitely moved on it’s own
It might have gained sentience
Yoongi [4:02 PM]
Lol
I’m glad you didn’t eat it geez
Namjoon [4:03 PM]
Haha yeah
Namjoon [4:07 PM]
Are you going out with Hobi and the maknaes again?
Another wild Friday night?
Yoongi [4:08 PM]
No actually
I had lots of fun with them
But I think I’m just going to go out by myself for a little bit
Namjoon [4:09 PM]
On a couch guy rebound?
Yoongi [4:10 PM]
Honestly yeah
I’m just enjoying myself a little
Namjoon [4:11 PM]
Good for you hyung
Seriously
And you definitely don’t have to cook if you’re not going to stick around tonight
Yoongi [4:12 PM]
No I still want to
I like cooking for you
Namjoon [4:13 PM]
Ah okay
Thank you hyung :)
Yoongi [4:14 PM]
:)
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To: The three musketeers and also namjoon-hyung
Jimin [6:57 AM]
Are you coming to the gym with us this morning hyung?
Tae and Jungkookie are all ready to go
Namjoon [7:05 AM]
Ah sorry guys I think I’m going to have to rain check for another morning
Jungkook [7:07 AM]
Aw man :(
Namjoon [7:08 AM]
Yeah sorry
I didn’t get much sleep
Jimin [7:09 AM]
Are you alright hyung?
Feeling okay?
Namjoon [7:10 AM]
Yeah
Just some noise I couldn’t sleep through
So I’m going to try and catch up on my lost sleep now
Jimin [7:11 AM]
Ah okay
Jungkook [7:12 AM]
Let us know if we can do anything to help you feel better!
Taehyung [7:13 AM]
I have some earplugs if you need them hyung
Namjoon [7:14 AM]
That’s okay Taehyungie
Hopefully it won’t be a repeat situation
Taehyung [7:15 AM]
[thumbs up emoji]
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To: Taehyungie
Namjoon [12:13 AM]
Okay I might have to take you up on those earplugs
Taehyung [12:14 AM]
Oh no
Loud neighbors?
Namjoon [12:15 AM]
Ah no
Namjoon [12:16 AM]
Actually I super don’t want to talk about it right now
Taehyung [12:17 AM]
[thumbs up emoji]
Understood
I’ll bring those earplugs by tomorrow morning
Namjoon [12:18 AM]
Thanks Tae
Taehyung [12:19 AM]
No problem
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To: Hobi
Namjoon [10:23 AM]
Remember how you told me I couldn’t ask you questions about gay culture with no context anymore
Hoseok [10:24 AM]
I don’t think I worded it like that exactly
But yes I do remember that
Namjoon [10:25 AM]
Can I please ask one more question
With minimal context
Hoseok [10:26 AM]
You know what
What the hell sure
I don’t have anything else going on right now
Go for it
Namjoon [10:27 AM]
In gay culture what would you say typical rebound behavior is like
Hoseok [10:28 AM]
Well
In what I’m pretty sure is a similar response to what I told you last time you asked me a bunch of “gay culture” questions
I’d say it varies from person to person
And there’s no like standard
Namjoon [10:29 AM]
Okay say someone is rebounding by picking up a bunch of people at clubs or bars or whatever like several nights a week
Hoseok [10:30 AM]
I’d say that sounds like rebound behavior that some people gay or otherwise might participate in
Namjoon [10:31 AM]
Okay
Hoseok [10:32 AM]
Is this another one of those hypotheticals that’s about Yoongi-hyung
And also is this the reason Tae brought you earplugs like so early in the morning last week
Namjoon [10:33 AM]
…no
Why do you know about the earplugs?
Hoseok [10:34 AM]
Joonie you know as well as I do that we all tell each other everything
Namjoon [10:35 AM]
…are you going to tell the other guys about this conversation?
Hoseok [10:36 AM]
Do you want me to?
Namjoon [10:37 AM]
No!
Hoseok [10:38 AM]
Then of course I won’t
Namjoon [10:39 AM]
Oh okay
Good
Hoseok [10:40 AM]
Anyway
If Yoongi-hyung is bringing a bunch of people home and it’s bothering you you could just talk to him
It’s not like a gay culture thing Joonie it’s just what your roommate is doing right now
And you know as well as I do that direct communication is how to deal with things that are bothering you
Namjoon [10:41 AM]
Direct communication sucks
I don’t want to embarrass him
Or embarrass myself
Hoseok [10:42 AM]
Aw I wouldn’t worry too much about embarrassing yourself in front of hyung
You’ve already done that tons of times and he still hangs out with you
Namjoon [10:43 AM]
Thanks Hobi
Super helpful
Hoseok [10:44 AM]
You’re welcome buddy!
Namjoon [10:45 AM]
:I
[Hobi heart reacted :I]
Hoseok [11:00 AM]
Does it bother you?
Namjoon [11:01 AM]
Does what bother me?
Hoseok [11:02 AM]
That hyung’s been bringing a bunch of hook ups home?
Namjoon [11:03 AM]
I mean yeah?
It’s really loud like every time
Hoseok [11:04 AM]
Ah okay
Makes sense
Namjoon [11:05 AM]
Yeah
I guess so