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This is not how you ask someone in marriage!

Summary:

"Zanka we are engaged now!” He got up, like nothing happened

"WHAT THE FUCK?"

Or

What would happend if in an random night Jabber suddently asked Zanka in marrige?

Notes:

I did this while wachting twillight for some reason(i hate this movies)

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: Stupid actions

Chapter Text

Jabber and Zanka were sitting watching the view, which they decided to do after every fight. The sun was starting to rise. They spent the night fighting, so none of them noticed the morning arrive.

Jabber anilyzed Zanka, for some reason.

Zanka was with Lovely next to him. The blonde gazed at the horizon with serenity. Jabber watched the gentle rise and fall of his chest, the way his hair drifted softly in the breeze, and how the tender morning light brushed across his beautiful pale skin.

While being hypnotized by the cleaner's beauty, he felt something on his hand,something on mankira

“Zanka?“ Jabber asked

"What do you want?“ He responded sharply

"Your..." He paused "Your holding my hand?"

"Yes” Zanka replied

"Why?"

"Because I want to?"

Jabber’s lips formed an insolent smile.

"So, Mister Bad Attitude, do you want to hold my hand?"the raider mocked him

"SHUT UP!" Zanka shouted as his face turned red

A loud laugh broke the peaceful silence, as Jabber almost cried in laughter. However, he didn’t think of pulling his hand away from Zanka’s. When he finally settled down, he looked at his partner again, faithful that he would be staring at him with some mad expression, but that wasn't the case. He found a gentle smile with blushed cheeks and untroubled stare.

"Now you’re the one blushing, freak!" Zanka told him

"You're so pretty Zan-Zan"

"What..?" The cleaner asks in shock

Jabber continued as he held Zanka’s hand more tightly, interlacing their fingers together.

"You’re pretty strong!" He brought the hand he held to his lips, kissing it softly. That made the blonde guy shudder a little "You’re everything I could ever want, Zanka Nijiku"

The redness spread into the Cleaners’ face again. He tried to formulate a phrase but just couldn’t. They had been together for a while, but Zanka never thought that he would say something likethis...

"You're weird..." He whispered

"And you like my weirdness!" Jabber said it loud on purpose

"No, I don't"

The raider, in response, got closer to Zanka, and rested his head on his shoulder

"I love you Zanka" He confessed

"I ...love you, Jabber" Zanka whispered

"What? I didn't hear it!"

"I love you" Zanka murmured

"Not loud enough, Zanka!"

"I WONT REPEAT IT!!"

"Fine..." The man with dreads said with disappointment. After that, he fell asleep listening to the racing heart of his lover.

***

"I think is time to go," Zanka said. "Jabber?"

He poked Jabber gently, trying to wake him properly. Jabber stirred, then complained as he opened his eyes.

"What?"

"I need to go before they notice me missing!” Zanka responded, trying (and failing) to push Jabber away. Instead, it only made him tighten his embrace on his boyfriend’s body

"Cmon Zan-Zan” He whined “Can’t you stay a little longer?"

"No, you know I can’t!"

With his attempts failing, Jabber decided to shove Zanka to the ground, laying on top of his abdomen rubbing his face on him ”Zanka....pleaseee...."

"JABBER, LET ME GO! “The cleaner picked Lovely and shoved it into Jabber's face" I promise I'll come back soon!"

"Damn it, Mister Bad Attitude!" Jabber told him, "That hurt!"

Zanka got up, dusting up his clothes, and looked at the man in front of him with disgust

"Don't complain, I’m sure you liked it"

Before the blond guy could leave, the raider grabbed his hand/p>

“Wait.” A smile spread across Jabber’s lips. Creepy, but somehow still normal for him. “I’ve got something for you.”

"Coming from you it can’t besomethinggood" Zanka pointed out

"Trust me, it is!” Jabber argued

Jabber suddenly got on his knees

"What are you..." The confused cleaner asked

Then, Jabber reached into his pocket,weird

The next thing Zanka felt and saw was Jabber placing a ring on his right hand

"Zanka we are engaged now!” He got up, like nothing happened

"WHAT THE FUCK?"

"What, you don't want to?” Jabber asked

"That is NOT the point!” Zanka shouted

"Do you accept it?"

"YEAH BUT STILL??"

"Then why is a big deeaaaal?” The guy with rings looked away while getting up and stretching “Look, I got on my knees, placed the ring and asked you. I did everything that was important!"

"You asked later if I wanted to” Zanka said madly

"The order doesn't matter, you accepted anyways"

Zanka was so angry, but Jabber wasn't quite wrong he had a point

"JABBER YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND THIS IS A BIG THING I-"

"What should I have done then?"

"I DONT KNOW ASK ME ON A DATE??THE CLICHÉ ONE?"

The raider sighed

"Zanka, fighting is our thing ok? What moment could be a more perfect for a marriage proposal than after a fight??"He got closer to the Cleaner “I just didn't do it in fight because you hypnotize me every time!"

"You’re an idiot..." Zanka placed his right hand on his face. “Where did you find the money for the ring?"

"I saved money Zan-Zan"

"For how long? “The guy with earrings questioned

"It wasn’t for that long"

"Since when do the Raiders pay a great salary?"

"The salary is not that great, but it is better than yours"

"Touché” Zanka admitted

"Wait I’m not done” He picked some kind of bracelet “This one is for Lovely!"

"You got a ring for her?” Zanka asked, shocked

"Why wouldn’t I?"

"Alright… but Jabber?"

"Yeah?" He answered

"Where are you going to place your ring?"

"I’m going to place on the same finger as you silly"

Zanka picked his hand and caressed Mankira. After that, he placed Jabber hand on his right cheek

"But what about her?” Zanka asked

"Oh you know I can wear two rings at the same finger, right?” Jabber asked, joking

"Wont she be jealous, betrayed or something?” He said, jokingly.

"Don't worry! She is fine by it. Besides, she is only mad when she isn't close to Lovely Assistaff or you” he gave him a simple smirk” And I feel the same as her"

Zanka blushed and he was sure his jinki did too

"Now you’re done?” Zanka said, impatient

"Yes but..."Jabber paused” You won’t give me a goodbye kiss?"

Zanka murmured something inaudible and gave him a quick kiss before running his way back to his Hq. The raider just waved while seeing his lover fade away in distance

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Zanka was walking up to the HQ with a bunch of new things

1.some stuff to take care of Lovely Assistaff

2.A bunch of dirt magazines for Semiu (so she could stay quiet about him sneaking out)

3.The damn rings Jabber gave for him and Assistaff

The worst part is that the ring was beautiful. It was gold with a blue gem on the middle. It was discreet, yes, but not enough for none of the cleaners to notice

He just couldn’t get over the fact he is engaged now, with a raider, and the worst part: he didn’t think of rejection

Zanka knew starting dating Jabber could go wrong in a lot of ways for sure, but to be honest, it wasn't the goal when he began to meet Jabber in his free time. The raider gave the idea to train with him, and he agreed. However, a sinful feeling started to grow on both of them. The blonde didn't know when he started to have feelings for his enemy, but when he learned that the raider felt the same way, he proposed a relationship, which was accepted. He wasn’t sure if that was a good or bad thing, whatsoever.

They had a long list of problems when they started dating. They were mainly about boundaries and physical affection. Zanka noticed Jabber was definitely not used to any kind of affection, so he decided to teach him. The blonde cleaner was creating a monster as soon as that yes came, because when physical affection was introduced to his boyfriend, he became addicted to it. It was a huge mistake, yet Zanka was ready to face the consequences. He was fully guilty, but proud about it! And now he is in this situation that sooner or later would happen. Jabber got attached to him, and so did he

"I’m so fucked" He spoke to himself at the same time he was reviewing his choices mentally. He was almost reaching the front door of the Cleaner's base. Zanka was trying to decide if he really needed to go by the first door. However, he was too tired to go all the way to the back door, so the cleaner opened the door shaking

"Good morning, Zanka" Semiu said

"H-hey Semiu..."he answered "I’ve got some magazines for you!"

" Thank you “The receptionist spoke “Just leave them here” She pointed at the left side of her table

Zanka proceeds to put the magazines on the table, incredibly calm. He was thanking whatever god or goddess that made only Semiu be alone there. He didn’t know what time was and he was not ready to open that door and see Enjin or Corvus looking at him

"Can I go now? “The blonde asked

"You should rush" Semiu commented “It’s almost time for them to wake up and you're looking like a mess"

"How bad?"

"It’s concerning how you ended up like this"

"Damn, thank you Semiu" Zanka thanked her sarcastically

"Wait, Zanka "She stopped to him, and looked at him dead in the eyes "Congrats" She moved her head towards his right hand

Zanka nodded his head and ran as quietly as possible to his room. When he got there, he immediately got in his way to clean himself and Assistaff

He was so happy he made that deal with Semiu. The deal that consisted like this

'As long as you keep my sneak outs in secret, I will provide ‘suplies’

She gladly agreed

When Zanka looked at himself,he was terrible

He was with cuts and wounds towards all his body, his uniform was dirty and wrinkled, his left cheek had a big

After all that work Zanka layed on his bed for a while,he was so tired he took a fast nap to 'recover his energy',even it was to short to recover anyting

***

Zanka's biological clock woke up him,even though he still wanted to be asleep

A curiosity about Zanka,is that when he is sleepy he doesn't think stairght untlil he is fully awake

He had numerous fights with Riyo cause he was in a bad mood and she was getting on her nerves,but they would forgive eachother every time.

The main reason why he causes trouble at all its because he have actions without thinking,he talks without any fitler

So that becomes an issue in the situantion he is now,but unfortunately for Zanka Nijiku

He didn’t noticed it

The blonde cleaner was walking slowly to the place where he would eat while rubbing his eyes

When he got there,Zanka immediatly got annoyed by the strong lighting that hit his eyes(which still were sensitive)also by the noise

Zanka picked some food and a cup of coffe,got in a table and started to eat

He was obviously the first from team akuta to be there

Rudo surprisely came before the other and joined Zanka

"Good morning Zanka"Rudo spoke

"Morning"Zanka whispered,he sounded rude

"Whats up with your ass this morning?"

"Maybe cause assistaf hitted his face while sleeping"Riyo mocked while comming closer to them

Zanka looked at her confused so he iginored

"DAMN!"Riyo screamed surprised"You didn't answered back?Is this some type of clone?"

 

"Im not in the mood"Zanka defended

"We noticed"Rudo and Riyo said at the same time

"Then leave me the fuck alone"The blonde responded"Dont talk to me"

"Grumpy bicth"Riyo comolemented,making Zanka lift the middle finger oh his right hand

"When Enjin is gonna come?"Rudo questions

"I dunoo"Riyo stated,the red haired girl sat on the tabble

Zanka looked at the other table,pickingwith his left hand the mug to take a sip of his coffe

Huge mistake

"Yo Zanka.."rudo asked

"Didn't i said to not speak to me?"

"What is that on you finger"Rudo pointed at his finger

Riyo looked at it

"Are you married now Zan-Zan?"Riyo mocked

"No idiot!Marrige rings are worn in the right hand"Zanka declaired annoyed

"So what is this ring?"Riyi questions

"An engadment ring?Duh-"Zanka stated, he regretes immediatly. Now he has fully waked up he noticed the big mistake he did,and oh BOY how big it was.In addiction, Riyo is a bitch,she knew how to take informations from her brother like no one else, principaly when he is with half of his brain sleeping.

Silence

So combining with the fact that his dumb ass forgot to take the ring off,he was fucked

"Wait what?"Rudo broke the silence

Jabber and Zanka were sitting watching the view, which they decided to do after every fight. The sun was starting to rise. They spent the night fighting, so none of them noticed the morning arrive.

Jabber anilyzed Zanka, for some reason.

Zanka was with Lovely next to him. The blonde gazed at the horizon with serenity. Jabber watched the gentle rise and fall of his chest, the way his hair drifted softly in the breeze, and how the tender morning light brushed across his beautiful pale skin.

While being hypnotized by the cleaner's beauty, he felt something on his hand,something on mankira

“Zanka?“ Jabber asked

"What do you want?“ He responded sharply

"Your..." He paused "Your holding my hand?"

"Yes” Zanka replied

"Why?"

"Because I want to?"

Jabber’s lips formed an insolent smile.

"So, Mister Bad Attitude, do you want to hold my hand?"the raider mocked him

"SHUT UP!" Zanka shouted as his face turned red

A loud laugh broke the peaceful silence, as Jabber almost cried in laughter. However, he didn’t think of pulling his hand away from Zanka’s. When he finally settled down, he looked at his partner again, faithful that he would be staring at him with some mad expression, but that wasn't the case. He found a gentle smile with blushed cheeks and untroubled stare.

"Now you’re the one blushing, freak!" Zanka told him

"You're so pretty Zan-Zan"

"What..?" The cleaner asks in shock

Jabber continued as he held Zanka’s hand more tightly, interlacing their fingers together.

"You’re pretty strong!" He brought the hand he held to his lips, kissing it softly. That made the blonde guy shudder a little "You’re everything I could ever want, Zanka Nijiku"

The redness spread into the Cleaners’ face again. He tried to formulate a phrase but just couldn’t. They had been together for a while, but Zanka never thought that he would say something likethis...

"You're weird..." He whispered

"And you like my weirdness!" Jabber said it loud on purpose

"No, I don't"

The raider, in response, got closer to Zanka, and rested his head on his shoulder

"I love you Zanka" He confessed

"I ...love you, Jabber" Zanka whispered

"What? I didn't hear it!"

"I love you" Zanka murmured

"Not loud enough, Zanka!"

"I WONT REPEAT IT!!"

"Fine..." The man with dreads said with disappointment. After that, he fell asleep listening to the racing heart of his lover.

***

"I think is time to go," Zanka said. "Jabber?"

He poked Jabber gently, trying to wake him properly. Jabber stirred, then complained as he opened his eyes.

"What?"

"I need to go before they notice me missing!” Zanka responded, trying (and failing) to push Jabber away. Instead, it only made him tighten his embrace on his boyfriend’s body

"Cmon Zan-Zan” He whined “Can’t you stay a little longer?"

"No, you know I can’t!"

With his attempts failing, Jabber decided to shove Zanka to the ground, laying on top of his abdomen rubbing his face on him ”Zanka....pleaseee...."

"JABBER, LET ME GO! “The cleaner picked Lovely and shoved it into Jabber's face" I promise I'll come back soon!"

"Damn it, Mister Bad Attitude!" Jabber told him, "That hurt!"

Zanka got up, dusting up his clothes, and looked at the man in front of him with disgust

"Don't complain, I’m sure you liked it"

Before the blond guy could leave, the raider grabbed his hand/p>

“Wait.” A smile spread across Jabber’s lips. Creepy, but somehow still normal for him. “I’ve got something for you.”

"Coming from you it can’t besomethinggood" Zanka pointed out

"Trust me, it is!” Jabber argued

Jabber suddenly got on his knees

"What are you..." The confused cleaner asked

Then, Jabber reached into his pocket,weird

The next thing Zanka felt and saw was Jabber placing a ring on his left hand

"Zanka we are engaged now!” He got up, like nothing happened

"WHAT THE FUCK?"

"What, you don't want to?” Jabber asked

"That is NOT the point!” Zanka shouted

"Do you accept it?"

"YEAH BUT STILL??"

"Then why is a big deeaaaal?” The guy with rings looked away while getting up and stretching “Look, I got on my knees, placed the ring and asked you. I did everything that was important!"

"You asked later if I wanted to” Zanka said madly

"The order doesn't matter, you accepted anyways"

Zanka was so angry, but Jabber wasn't quite wrong he had a point

"JABBER YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND THIS IS A BIG THING I-"

"What should I have done then?"

"I DONT KNOW ASK ME ON A DATE??THE CLICHÉ ONE?"

The raider sighed

"Zanka, fighting is our thing ok? What moment could be a more perfect for a marriage proposal than after a fight??"He got closer to the Cleaner “I just didn't do it in fight because you hypnotize me every time!"

"You’re an idiot..." Zanka placed his left hand on his face. “Where did you find the money for the ring?"

"I saved money Zan-Zan"

"For how long? “The guy with earrings questioned

"It wasn’t for that long"

"Since when do the Raiders pay a great salary?"

"The salary is not that great, but it is better than yours"

"Touché” Zanka admitted

"Wait I’m not done” He picked some kind of bracelet “This one is for Lovely!"

"You got a ring for her?” Zanka asked, shocked

"Why wouldn’t I?"

"Alright… but Jabber?"

"Yeah?" He answered

"Where are you going to place your ring?"

"I’m going to place on the same finger as you silly"

Zanka picked his hand and caressed Mankira. After that, he placed Jabber hand on his right cheek

"But what about her?” Zanka asked

"Oh you know I can wear two rings at the same finger, right?” Jabber asked, joking

"Wont she be jealous, betrayed or something?” He said, jokingly.

"Don't worry! She is fine by it. Besides, she is only mad when she isn't close to Lovely Assistaff or you” he gave him a simple smirk” And I feel the same as her"

Zanka blushed and he was sure his jinki did too

"Now you’re done?” Zanka said, impatient

"Yes but..."Jabber paused” You won’t give me a goodbye kiss?"

Zanka murmured something inaudible and gave him a quick kiss before running his way back to his Hq. The raider just waved while seeing his lover fade away in distance

─────────────── ✦ ───────────────

Zanka was walking up to the HQ with a bunch of new things

1.some stuff to take care of Lovely Assistaff

2.A bunch of dirt magazines for Semiu (so she could stay quiet about him sneaking out)

3.The damn rings Jabber gave for him and Assistaff

The worst part is that the ring was beautiful. It was gold with a blue gem on the middle. It was discreet, yes, but not enough for none of the cleaners to notice

He just couldn’t get over the fact he is engaged now, with a raider, and the worst part: he didn’t think of rejection

Zanka knew starting dating Jabber could go wrong in a lot of ways for sure, but to be honest, it wasn't the goal when he began to meet Jabber in his free time. The raider gave the idea to train with him, and he agreed. However, a sinful feeling started to grow on both of them. The blonde didn't know when he started to have feelings for his enemy, but when he learned that the raider felt the same way, he proposed a relationship, which was accepted. He wasn’t sure if that was a good or bad thing, whatsoever.

They had a long list of problems when they started dating. They were mainly about boundaries and physical affection. Zanka noticed Jabber was definitely not used to any kind of affection, so he decided to teach him. The blonde cleaner was creating a monster as soon as that yes came, because when physical affection was introduced to his boyfriend, he became addicted to it. It was a huge mistake, yet Zanka was ready to face the consequences. He was fully guilty, but proud about it! And now he is in this situation that sooner or later would happen. Jabber got attached to him, and so did he

"I’m so fucked" He spoke to himself at the same time he was reviewing his choices mentally. He was almost reaching the front door of the Cleaner's base. Zanka was trying to decide if he really needed to go by the first door. However, he was too tired to go all the way to the back door, so the cleaner opened the door shaking

"Good morning, Zanka" Semiu said

"H-hey Semiu..."he answered "I’ve got some magazines for you!"

" Thank you “The receptionist spoke “Just leave them here” She pointed at the left side of her table

Zanka proceeds to put the magazines on the table, incredibly calm. He was thanking whatever god or goddess that made only Semiu be alone there. He didn’t know what time was and he was not ready to open that door and see Enjin or Corvus looking at him

"Can I go now? “The blonde asked

"You should rush" Semiu commented “It’s almost time for them to wake up and you're looking like a mess"

"How bad?"

"It’s concerning how you ended up like this"

"Damn, thank you Semiu" Zanka thanked her sarcastically

"Wait, Zanka "She stopped to him, and looked at him dead in the eyes "Congrats" She moved her head towards his left hand

Zanka nodded his head and ran as quietly as possible to his room. When he got there, he immediately got in his way to clean himself and Assistaff

He was so happy he made that deal with Semiu. The deal that consisted like this

'As long as you keep my sneak outs in secret, I will provide ‘suplies’

She gladly agreed

When Zanka looked at himself

,He was terrible

He had wounds all over his body. His uniform was dirty and wrinkled, and his left cheek had a big cut.

After all that work, Zanka laid on his bed for a while. He was so tired he took a fast nap to 'recover his energy’, even it was too short to recover anything

*

Zanka's biological clock woke him up, even though he still wanted to be asleep

A curiosity about Zanka is that when he is sleepy, he doesn't think straight until he is fully awake

He had numerous fights with Riyo because he was in a bad mood and she was getting on his nerves, but they would forgive each other every time.

The main reason why he causes trouble at all is because he is impulsive, doesn’t think properly before doing something and he talks without any filter

So that becomes an issue in the situation he is in now, but unfortunately for Zanka Nijiku

He didn’t notice it

The blonde cleaner was walking slowly to the place where he would eat while rubbing his eyes

When he got there, Zanka immediately got annoyed by the strong lighting that hit his eyes (which were still sensitive) and by the noise

Zanka picked some food and a cup of coffee, got to a table and started to eat

He was obviously the first from team Akuta to be there

Rudo, surprisely, came before the other and joined Zanka

"Good morning Zanka” Rudo spoke

"Morning” Zanka whispered in a rude tone

"What’s up with your ass this morning?"

"Maybe cause Assistaf hit his face while sleeping” Riyo mocked while coming closer to them

Zanka looked at her confused, so he ignored her

"DAMN!" Riyo screamed surprised “You didn't answer back? Is this some type of clone?"

"I’m not in the mood” Zanka defended

"We noticed"Rudo and Riyo said at the same time

"Then leave me the fuck alone” The blonde responded "Don’t talk to me"

"Grumpy bitch" Riyo commented, making Zanka lift the middle finger of his right hand

"When is Enjin going to arrive?” Rudo questioned

"I don’t know" Riyo said. The red-haired girl sat on the table

Zanka looked at the other table, lifting his mug with his left hand and taking a sip

Huge mistake

"Yo, Zanka..." Rudo asked

"Didn't I say not to speak to me?"

"What is that on your finger?” Rudo asked, nudging towards it

Riyo looked at it

"Are you married now Zan-Zan?"Riyo mocked

"No, idiot! Marriage rings are worn in the right hand" Zanka declared, annoyed

"So what is this ring?" Riyo asks, suspiciously

"An engagement ring? Duh-” Zanka started, he regrets it immediately. Now he has fully woken up he noticed the big mistake he did, and oh BOY how big it was. In addition, Riyo is a bitch, she knew how to take information from her brother like no one else, especially when he is half asleep

Silence

So, combining with the fact that his dumb ass forgot to take the ring off, he was fucked

"Wait, what?” Rudo broke the silence

"YOURE GETTING MARRIED?” She shouted loud enough for the entire HQ to hear

The cafeteria got silent, all the people there looking at them

"Maybe..." Zanka murmured then took another sip, the blonde cleaner 'accepted' his fate

"THE HELL?" Rudo screams

"WHO DID U PULL AND HOW DID YOU GET SOMEONE BEFORE ME?” Riyo yelled, outraged by this

"Wait is true?" Gris asked from the other side of the room

All the people present on that place proceeded to get around Zanka's table <

em>“I’m not doing this”

"I got to go” Zanka ran away faster than a car "ZANKA!! WAIT!! YOU'RE GONNA ANSWER MY QUESTIONS!" Riyo screamed at him

"Hey guy-"Enjin said while Zanka passed by him, running away. He looked confused “What happened?"

"You won’t believe when I tell you this" Gris told Enjin

"Tell what?" Enijn questions

"Zanka is ...hum" Rudo paused

"Getting?"

"Married"

"Married, I see" Enjin paused, then realized "WAIT MARRIED?"

"Yeah and he just ran away” Riyo replied

"THEN WHAT ARE WE WAITING? LET’S CATCH HIM!

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Zanka was against the locked door, trying not to freak out about everything

Then he heard someone knock on the door a specific pattern

"Zanka..." Enjin took a deep breath "We need to talk"

"How about we don't talk about it now?” Zanka replied nervously

"Zanka, this is serious!"

Zanka sighed, he wasn’t prepared for this conversation yet

"2 questions” Zanka proposed “You have the right of 2 questions about this, then you will leave my personal stuff to my personal life!"

"Zanka..."Enjin pressed his temples “Okay, fine"

"What is the first question then?" Zanka asked, sweating.

Notes:

Credits for my beta reader:Elisa cause guys,SHE WORKED HARD since my grammar is shit🙏😗(gotta work on that!)