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Roboddit r/Ask Me Anything · posted Dec 2, 3072
Number1DoorFan
We Saved The World, Ask Us Anything!
You may have noticed a lot of changes recently. Disassembly drones (more commonly known as murder drones) living in Outpost 3 being the most notable one. But there was also that time my daughter and her friends were chucking black holes at a human’s possessed (or skinned, I wasn’t really sure) corpse who was trying to eat the planet. Now, I’ve made the executive decision to create a Roboddit post where you can ask the drones involved anything! Users are bitememe (my daughter), Ncourage, and V_For_Violence. KittyKat1000 and Thechillone were also involved, as well as my wife, NoriTheGreat.
480 Replies
InterestingUsername · posted 3 days ago
Why the heck are there murder drones living in Outpost 3?
bitememe
Because they’ve changed!
V_For_Violence
We still need to eat people though
bitememe
You’re not helping, V
V_For_Violence
Good
InterestingUsername
Excuse me what
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classictoxicmasculinity · posted 2 days ago
Why does that one girl whose name I can never remember have wings and a tail now? It’s freaky
Number1DoorFan
You watch how you talk about my daughter
bitememe
IF YOU MUST KNOW, I’m a carrier of this eldritch thing called the Absolute Solver. It gives me all the powers of a damaged OC.
V_For_Violence
What is wrong with your class. Why do they speak about you this way
bitememe
Because I “fReAk tHeM oUt” or smth idk
V_For_Violence
Anytime you want me to kill them, lmk
bitememe
👍
Ncourage
V no
V_For_Violence
V YES
InterestingUsername
what
disassemblydronesarehot · posted 1 day ago
Is N single
bitememe
NO. Also what the heck is your username
Ncourage
I am not single, I’m taken by bitememe! She’s a wonderful girlfriend
disassemblydronesarehot
Leave her for me. plz
Number1DoorFan
I’m shutting this conversation down right now
InterestingUsername
You find the genocide robots hot? You’re a traitor to your kind, and so is the worker who’s DATING one of them
Number1DoorFan
shutting this conversation down
th_th_theresa · posted 3 days ago
Why does Uzi talk to her tail sometimes and even more than that, why does it talk back
bitememe
I ate Cyn, the Absolute Solver’s main host. Now she hangs out in my tail
th_th_theresa
wtheck
InterestingUsername
Who is Cyn
bitememe
Drone, eldritch abomination, corpse puppeteer, take your pick
TraditionalTree · posted 2 days ago
Can you explain why the human was there and why she was a corpse and like . . . everything about her?
Ncourage
The human’s name was Tessa. She was the friend of V and I a long time ago, but Cyn–or maybe the Absolute Solver, I’m not really sure–massacred her and everyone else. Cyn/the Solver then used her corpse as a puppet to trick us
TraditionalTree
I’m so sorry that happened to you
Ncourage
We’re all still healing from it
NoriTheGreat
That’s rough buddy
InterestingUsername
What in Copper-9 is going ON at Outpost 3
TheVoid · posted 4 hours ago
Why does the freaky one get awesome powers like telekinesis but most of us are just normal
NoriTheGreat
WATCH how you talk about MY DAUGHTER!
bitememe
These “awesome powers” come with the downside of having to drink oil to survive
TheVoid
I mean there are some people I wouldn’t mind eating. They’re terrible, I’d be down to murder them
bitememe
Get therapy now
InterestingUsername
Telekinesis? How? Also something is very wrong with you TheVoid
TheVoid
I know
Trucefully · posted 2 hours ago
What were two of the popular kids (KittyKat1000 and Thechillone) doing mixed up in all this world-ending business? And with the murder drones?
KittyKat1000
V is my bestie, loser
Thechillone
I’m friends with Uzi and N and KittyKat1000 is friends with V. It’s only natural we’d want to help them out where we can
InterestingUsername
Friends? With the murder drones? Traitors, the lot of you
Thechillone
N and V have really turned over a new leaf. They only eat what they need to
InterestingUsername
WDYM, “they only eat what they need to”???
KittyKat1000
It means that we’ve been desensitized to violence and will let our FRIENDS do what they need to to surive
NotLiterallyEvil · posted 2 days ago
Wait, aren’t you Khan Doorman? Wasn’t your wife dead?
Number1DoorFan
I thought she was, but really she was just living as a core in the place she was horrifically experimented on!
NoriTheGreat
I lived
ITooFindDisassemblyDronesAttractive · posted 1 hour ago
Is V single
V_For_Violence
I’m not answering that
bitememe
Why are there so many people who find you guys attractive in these replies?
NoriTheGreat
Honey, you can’t exactly talk when you’re dating one of them
bitememe
BITE ME!
ProudParent · posted 1 day ago
Was the human a skinned corpse or a possessed corpse?
Ncourage
We don’t know
NotALoser · posted 2 days ago
What happened to the third disassembler?
V_For_Violence
She sided with Cyn and now she’s trying to get off planet. Not that there’s anything FOR her off planet
NotALoser
Is she still a danger to us?
V_For_Violence
Don’t know, don’t care
Ncourage
What V means to say is that J knows we’ll be upset with her if she tries to kill anyone from Outpost 3
InterestingUsername
So other outposts are exempt? We’re still in danger?
V_For_Violence
She’s ONE drone. Frankly, if you get killed by her, you deserve it
InterestingUsername
So we’re victim blaming now
V_For_Violence
No, I just find you annoying
Thechillone · posted 1 hour ago
Is Uzi eldritch now?
bitememe
You realize you could just ask me irl, right? Anyway, the answer’s “yes.” I got wings, a tail, and spooky powers that I’m just growing stronger with. One day I’ll be the ultimate damaged OC
Ncourage
You’re already the ultimate damaged OC to me ❤️
V_For_Violence
Gross
TrapTrack· posted 3 days ago
Why are Uzi’s eyes ombre now?
bitememe
Side effect of eating Cyn’s heart. I’m the sole host of the Absolute Solver now, and it tends to change people’s eyes to whitish yellow. But I’m the one in control, not it, so that’s why my eyes are Like That
Jamieee · posted 3 days ago
Can you tell me why there’s a murder drone shouting about fourth quarter profits and company leadership retreats outside my door?
Ncourage
That would be J, the ex leader of our squad. I’m not sure what she’s up too
murderisattractive · posted less than an hour ago
N will you marry me
Ncourage
There is ONE drone who I want to marry, and you are NOT IT
V_For_Violence
Unless this is the purple thing’s alt account
bitememe
EW BITE ME I WOULD NEVER. Also is this the same drone from earlier?
Ncourage
Huh . . . maybe
V_For_Violence
Maybe it’s InterestingUsername’s alt account and they’re just a pathetic drone
InterestingUsername
I would NEVER call you hot, not in a million years, not under pain of death, not even torture would get me to admit you are attractive!
bitememe
You just did buddy
bitememe · posted less than an hour ago
I NEED ALL OF YOU TO STOP CALLING MY BOYFRIEND HOT. HE’S MY BOYFRIEND. NOT YOURS. AND HE NEVER WILL BE. LEAVE HIM ALONE AND STOP MAKING HIM UNCOMFORTABLE.
Ncourage
Awww Uzi I appreciate you ❤️ ❤️ ❤️
bitememe
Ew . . . gross, emotions
V_For_Violence
That’s her way of saying she loves you too
Ncourage
Yep, I am aware
bitememe
nooooooooo
KitKat1000
Ha, loser. Get hit by the mortifying ordeal of being known
bitememe
K, but I’m taking you down with me
KitKat1000
I’m not scared
Thechillone
You should be
Awesome McDrone · posted 1 day ago
Weren’t there three murder drones? What happened to the one in the pigtails?
Jamieee
She’s trying to get me to start a company with her
V_For_Violence
No, that’s just how she swears
Jamieee
By fourth quarter profits and company retreats?
V_For_Violence
Yes
Typing General · posted 1 day ago
For Post-𝘗𝘰𝘴𝘵-Apocalyptic Science!!!! Are the slightly less murdery Murder Drones ever triggered into “cat mode” when they lose track of their tails? Through casual long distance observation—only when the no longer mass murdering Sky demons are in public, not a stalker—I have observed them play hunting? Hunting behavior, but disengaging before oil-shed.
Sᴜʙᴊᴇᴄᴛ ᴘᴜʀᴘʟᴇ ʀᴇᴍᴀɪɴs ᴛʜᴇ ᴇᴀsɪᴇʀ ᴛᴏ ᴏʙsᴇʀᴠᴇ… Sᴜʙᴊᴇᴄᴛ ᴏʀɪɢɪɴᴀʟ ᴘᴜʀᴘʟᴇ ɪs ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴇʟᴜsɪᴠᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴏғғ ᴘᴜᴛᴛɪɴɢ.
Whoops! Didn’t mean to post via main account!
V_For_Violence
Are you stalking us???
Typing General
I said I wasn’t a stalker; it’s casual long distance observation
bitememe
Yeah, but what was that about “Subject original purple”? I’m the only one you could be referring to . . .
Ncourage
When I lose track of my tail, usually I end up stabbing myself with my nanites. It’s all good, though, because of our healing saliva!
Typing General
I think we lost the plot
Anally · posted less than an hour ago
Is Uzi single?
bitememe
NO I am NOT
Ncourage
Uzi and I have stated multiple times that we are together
IWantOutOfTheToxicDeathStorm · posted 1 day ago
so, how does khan feel about his wife returning as a meatball?
Number1DoorFan
I am elated to have my wife back! There are some struggles that come with her not having a body, but we’re trying to build her one. There’s no need to call her a meatball.
NoriTheGreat
Unfortunately, OP isn’t exactly wrong when he calls me a meatball . . . we’re working on it. The meatball thing, that is. I mean the lack of a body.
SecUnit · posted 1 hour ago
Are you guys okay? I mean it seems like you were betrayed and had to fight someone you thought was a friend and a bunch of other things.
Ncourage
Thanks for asking! The answer is yes, but only because I’ve repressed everything
V_For_Violence
The actual answer is “no”
bitememe
lol no
KitKat1000
I’m lugging my ex best friend’s corpse around with me, you think I’m okay?
NoriTheGreat
I’ve never been okay a day in my life
Number1DoorFan
I’m all right now that I’m back with my wife
Thechillone
I’m totally fine and chill 😎
SecUnit
I think TheVoid’s not the only one who needs therapy