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Juan (estúpido💚)
Fri, 06 Jun 03:45 PM
Person B: Tina is being imposible again
Person A: What?
Person A: What did she do?
Person B: She told me I would die alone
Person B: :(
Person B: She's mean
Person B: And very rude
Person B: I have decided im not going to talk to her for the rest of the day
Person B: Don't talk to her either
Person B: If you do, I will take it as a betrayal
Person A: Just today?
Person B: Yes
Person B: To make her apologize
Person A: She really said that?
Person B: Well… not exactly
Person B: But she hurt my feelings, man
Person B: :(
Person A: I mean, it's a good thing she doesn't lie
Juan: Fuck you, asshole
Juan: .I.
Juan: I'm not talking with you
Fri, 06 Jun 04:25 PM
Person A: Juan
Fri, 06 Jun 05:37 PM
Person A: Stop being dramatic
Fri, 06 Jun 06:10 PM
Person A: I'm sorry
Person A: You know I actually don't think that...
Person A: I was just joking
Person A: Una bromita
Fri, 06 Jun 06:23 PM
Person B: Yeah?
Person B: You better be, monster
Person B: Besides,, I'm not dying alone because I'm stuck with you in that ugly apartment
Person A: Yeah…
Person A: You're right
Person A: Because we're friends forever!
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Person B: Exactly
Juan: Forever!!!
Juan (estúpido💚)
Mon, 09 Jun 1:23 PM
Person B: The fucking whasing machine broke again
Mon, 09 Jun 1:30 PM
Person A: You are the one at home
Person A: You fix it!
Person B: No, you do it!
Person B: You are the tall and strong man
Person B: I'm just pretty, I don't know about those things, man
Person B: Please, Foolish
Person B: 🥺
Person B: I need to do laundry
Person B: I have a date on Friday and I need my clothes
Person B: I need your help, man
Person B: Please
Person B: Please
Person B: Please
Person A: Fuck
Person A: Okay, I'll fix it
Person A: You're impossible
Person B: Don't lie
Person B: You love me
Person A: I don't
Person B: You do :3
Mon, 09 Jun 1:38 PM
Person A: ...
Person A: You said you have a date
Person B: Yeah!
Person B: I do!!
Person A: With who?
Person A: Ewroonka?
Person B: Yes!
Person B: She finally said yes!
Mon, 09 Jun 1:45 PM
Person A: That's nice
Person A: I hope it goes well :D
Mon, 09 Jun 1:49 PM
Person B: Thank you, man :D
Juan (estúpido💚)
Wed, 11 Jun 2:03 AM
Person B: How do you say Morfeo in english? The god of sleep
Wed, 11 Jun 2:10 AM
Person A: What?
Person A: Morpheus
Person B: And the word 'morfina'?
Person A: Morphine
Person A: Why?
Person B: I just learned the origin for that word
Person B: It's morph-ine for the greek god of the dreams Morph-eus
Person B: It's incredible, because morphine makes you sleepy
Person B: Don't you think it's incredible?
Person B: It is fucking incredible
Person B: I'm so smart
Person A: Juan
Person A: It's fucking 2am
Person A: You should be sleeping
Person B: You can say I need Morpheus
Person B: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Person B: You got it?
Person B: Because he's the god of sleep
Wed, 11 Jun 2:30 AM
Person B: Foolish?
Wed, 11 Jun 2:35 AM
Person B: :(
Tina 🐈
Fri, 13 Jun 12:53 PM
Person B: You been in a weird mood today
Person B: What happened?
Person A: Nothing
Fri, 13 Jun 12:59 PM
Person B: Foolish...
Person A: It's nothing I swear, Tina!
Person B: I don't believe you
Person B: Did you fight with Juan?
Person A: No
Person A: We're good
Person B: So what did you look like a sad puppy while we were eating brunch?
Person B: Oh
Person A: What?
Person B: I know what happened
Person A: ?
Person B: It is because of Juan
Person A: It's not!
Person B: It is!
Person A: I told you we haven’t had a fight
Person B: Maybe was not a fight
Person B: Maybe was Ewroonka
Person A: Ewroonka???
Person A: Nope
Person A: She has nothing to do with me
Person B: You're jealous!
Person A: WHAT!?
Person A: NO
Person B: You are, dude!
Person B: Today Juan is taking Ewroonka on a date and you are sad because you're jealous!
Fri, 13 Jun 1:15 PM
Person A: Fuck
Person A: It's that obvious?
Person B: I mean, kinda…
Person B: So…
Person B: You like Juan?
Person A: NO
Person A: I DON'T
Person B: ???
Person B: Then why are you jealous?
Person B: Oh, you fear she's gonna take him away from you
Person B: and you two are going to stop being ‘bros’?
Person B: That's not gonna happen, Foolish
Tina: You're really important to him
Person B: And you two are roommies, remember?
Juan (estúpido💚)
Fri, 13 Jun 8:18 PM
Person B: Foolish, help
Person B: This is not working
Person A: The date is not working?
Person B: Yes, the date
Person B: She's talking about Tina
Person A: HAHAHAHAHHA
Person B: Don't fucking laugh!
Person B: She only agreed to have this date with me so she could get Tina's number
Person B: :(
Person A: THAT'S CRAZY
Person A: I can pick you up if you want, you just have to end the date
Person B: Okay
Fri, 13 Jun 8:29 PM
Person B: Done.
Person B: Hurry up, stupid.
Person B: I'm alone and sad
Person B: I feel like an idiot
Fri, 13 Jun 8:32 PM
Person A: No, no, no
Person A: You're an idiot sometimes
Person A: But this is not your fault
Person A: I'm close, so wait a little
Person A: Okay?
Fri, 13 Jun 8:38 PM
Person B: Okay
Person B: Thank you, man
Person B: I love you
Person B: You're always there for me and I really appreciate it
Person A: I love you too, pendejo
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Tina 🐈
Sat, 14 Jun 2:23 PM
Person B: FOOLISH
Person A: o/
Person B: Juan wants to go party, are you in?
Person A: No, I need stuff to get done at home
Person A: But you two have fun!
Person B: We will!
Person B: I need to make it up to him about Ewroonka
Person B: He's still a little sad
Person A: Yeah, I know
Person B: Are you sure you can't come with us?
Person A: Yeah, sorry
Person B: It's okay
Person B: Juan it's going to be at home at like… 6 am, don't be scared
Person B: He wants to get DRUNK
Person A: I know
Person A: You both take care :D
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Juan (estúpido💚)
Sun, 15 Jun 03:45 AM
Person B: Folish
Person B: Wher are u?
Sun, 15 Jun 03:48 AM
Person A: Juan?
Sun, 15 Jun 03:50 AM
Person B: Holaaa :)
Person B: Wherew are yuo?
Person B: I misss you
Person B: I love yyou
Person B: Yuou are my bestt friewnd
Person A: Juan you're drunk
Person A: Stop texting me and find Tina
Person A: okay?
Person B: Are youi angy?
Person B: Dont bbe angryy
Person B: :(
Person A: I'm not mad, Juan
Person A: I'm just worry you end up calling your ex or something
Person B: Oh
Person B: No, I wwont do it
Person B: Im onlyy talkingg to youi
Person B: Yyou miss mee?
Person B: Bc I misss you
Person B: I thouht Erwronka was goinng to be thee solution
Person B: I thogt she culd hekp me not to feel thhis wey anymorew
Person B: Ffor you
Person B: But obvioously dson't work
Person B: :(
Person A: Listen
Person A: I know you're sad about Ewroonka, I'm sorry
Person B: U shhould bew
Person B: This iss youir faukt
Person B: I love you so much that I hate you
Person B: ans yoiu dont wantme
Person B: And you dont see me that wey
Person B: And Ewroonka dontt too
Person B: Whhat is wroong whith me?
Person A: Nothing!
Person A: Nothing is wrong with you, Juan
Person A: You're perfect
Sun, 15 Jun 03:58 AM
Person A: Tina sent me the club address
Person A: Do you want me to go?
Person B: But yoiu hadve your science proyect to do :(
Person A: Yes, but I can go and take you home
Person B: Yaes, bokay
Person B: Coome, I miss tou
Person B: Im sick of this stuupid pkace
Person A: Okay
Sun, 15 Jun 04:07 AM
Person A: And Juan…
Person A: Don't feel sad
Person A: I like you too
Person B: Yuo
Person B: Liike like mme?
Person B: Morre than…friewnds?
Person A: Yes, Juan
Person A: More than friends
Sun, 15 Jun 04:11 AM
Person B: Okkay :D
Person B: FUCk
Person B: I likke you too
Person B: Your sstupid faace and yoiu stupid musscles an face, and hhow tall you arwe andd dumnb green eyes
Person B: Youre soo annnoying and stupid
Person A: I love you too, shortcake
Person B: Yeah, thsat too
Person B: I loove you, monsster
Person B: Moore thann friends❤️
Person A: ❤️
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Tina🥕
@TeanaMichi
And they were roommates
11:23 AM · 18 Jun 26
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