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Karakura Gang!
Ichigo: So we literally invaded heaven.
Keigo: Wait what?!
Ichigo: I'm serious.
Keigo: How?!
Ichigo: It's called the Soul Society.
Ichigo: By the way, they're all idiots. All of them.
Ichigo: It all started when a girl named Rukia Kuichiki came into my life.
Ichigo: She introduced as something called a 'Soul Reaper' and their job is apparently to ferry the souls of the dead to a place called the 'Soul Society'.
Ichigo: So anyways, she got her ass kicked by a monster called a 'Hollow' and she had to give me some of her power in order to defeat it.
Ichigo: But my spiritual pressure was so high that I accidentally took all of hers.
Ichigo: And then I kicked the Hollow's ass.
Ichigo: Fast-forward to before the summer started, and things were going great. Up until Rukia got kidnapped and sentenced to death by the Soul Society.
Ichigo: Obviously, I didn't approve of this, so me, Orihime, Chad, and Uryuu Ishida invaded it in order to rescue her.
Ichigo: So yeah, that happened.
Keigo: And what exactly am I supposed to do with this information?
Ichigo: IDK. Also, a bunch of Shinigami are going to stay in Karakura Town for a while so you’re gonna need to prepare for that.
Keigo: …shit.