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Mara @ILYaLot . Jan 8th 2017
Okay but seriously who is this fucking bitch that broke Rozzy’s heart?
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Mara @ILYaLot . Jan 8th 2017
The amount of songs he’s banned about cheating and being left for someone else paints a pretty clear picture.
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Mara @ILYaLot . Jan 8th 2017
And what she’s off galivanting with this new guy while Roz is suffering? Who does this girl think she is?
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jane

Jess @getItGONE. Jan 8th 2017
Right??? Like it can’t be that hard to find out who this girl is. There’s got to be photos of them together.
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Mara @ILYaLot . Jan 8th 2017
I bet it’s Svetlana Vetrovna. I know they’ve both denied being together, but the evidence says otherwise 👀
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Mara @ILYaLot . Jan 8th 2017
She always gave bad vibes 🤮 Like she’s been photographed with Ilya so many times but there’s also photos of her with other men?
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Jess @getItGONE. Jan 8th 2017
You’re so right. Like imagine Ilya not being enough for you. 😒 😒 😒 could never be me.
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Yasmine @ScoreOnMe ·January 7th 2017
Guys, Ilya also photographed with other women all the time. If they were anything, it clearly wasn’t exclusive.
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Rozanov Bodycount @RussiasGreatestLoveMachine. Jan 8th 2017
It is my time to shine. I have compiled every sighting of Rozanov with a woman from the past few years on my page, and here is a compilation of the most likely suspects of what I am calling the #BostonBitchTrials
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Rozanov Bodycount @RussiasGreatestLoveMachine. Jan 8th 2017
Svetlana Petrovna, Rozanov’s childhood “friend” who has been photographed suggestively with him in clubs for years.

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Rozanov Bodycount @RussiasGreatestLoveMachine. Jan 8th 2017
First spotted together: in social media posts prior to the draft.
Last spotted: Petrovna attended the Boston vs Detroit home game on the 6th Jan and was seen leaving the arena with Rozanov afterwards.
Following eachother on insta: Feb 2012- present
(she was the first person he followed even before teammates)
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Jordan @JordanHockeyHoe ·January 7th 2017
No way it’s her! If she had dumped Roz they wouldn’t still be hanging out. #BostonsBannedBangers #BostonBitchTrials
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Rozanov Bodycount @RussiasGreatestLoveMachine. Jan 8th 2017
Cassidy Collins, 23 and lives in Toronto. Caught in photos and social media posts numerous times when Rozanov was in town for games.
First spotted: August 2014
Last spotted: January 2016
Following eachother on insta: Aug 2014 -present.

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Ellie @EllieSapphireee ·January 7th 2017
Eh I don’t see it. Roz seemed fine until about November, and Cassidy has been posting photos of her and her new bf since March.
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Rozanov Bodycount @RussiasGreatestLoveMachine. Jan 8th 2017
Bailey Hsu, a 24-year-old Boston local, who first posted Rozanov on her story last year, and has been spotted leaving clubs with him multiple times.
First spotted together: September 2016.
Last spotted together: December 30th 2016.
Following eachother on insta: September 2016-present.

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Jess @getItGONE. Jan 8th 2017
Guys if they are still hooking up then OBVIOUSLY it’s not her.
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Hailey @VoiceOfResin Jan 8th 2017
The fact Roz has been posting girls on his socials is proof that this whole secret relationship theory is bs. Whoever broke his heart, they weren’t exclusive.
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Cass @CassidyACollins Jan 10th 2017
Hey, if everyone could stop accusing me of cheating on a guy I haven’t seen in a year that would be great.
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Cass @CassidyACollins Jan 8th 2017
Yes I used to hook up with Ilya Rozanov.
No, I did not dump him and break his heart.
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Cass @CassidyACollins Jan 8th 2017
He hadn’t reached out to me for months before I met my current boyfriend. He messaged me once after, but when I said I have a boyfriend he just said “cool. Hope he is not asshole”
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Cass @CassidyACollins Jan 8th 2017
Rozanov is a cool guy, but it was never anything serious or real. Now please fuck off and stop harassing me and my boyfriend.
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Mara @ILYaLot . Jan 8th 2017
idk…It’s giving defensive
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Cass @CassidyACollins Jan 8th 2017
Girl, Rozanov isn’t going to fuck you. Go get a life.
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Ilya Rozanov @IlyaRozanov81 ·January 10th 2017
Anyone who harasses women for maybe sleeping with me is not a fan. Try this shit again and I will have you blocked both online and from ever attending a game.
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Jenna @JennaTheContender ·January 10th 2017
YOU TELL THEM ROZZY!!!
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Sarah @SarahSmilesSoSad ·January 10th 2017
Seriously the way some Roz girls have been harassing his hooks ups is so unhinged. Even if they were the ones who hurt Roz you think he’d appreciate you harassing someone he clearly loves?
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Cliff Marleau @CliffMarleau07.January 14th 2017
Roz has banned Every other freckle by alt-J #BostonsBannedBangers.
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Cliff Marleau @CliffMarleau07.January 14th 2017
Stop tweeting me complaining I didn’t say why. Bro didn’t say why, just looks pissed and told me to fuck off when I asked.
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Jess @getItGONE. Jan 8th 2017
Wait what if Roz’s ex has freckles? 🤯 #BostonBitchTrials
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Emily @HockeyAndHooligans. Jan 8th 2017
Wait you might be onto something. I need like a bunch of red string and bluetac because is it just me or have all of Roz’s recent hook ups kinda looked the same? #BostonBitchTrials
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Emily @HockeyAndHooligans. Jan 8th 2017
Here are the photos of the last few women Roz has followed on insta #BostonBitchTrials

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Jess @getItGONE. Jan 8th 2017
Wait omg this is actually insane #BostonBitchTrials
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Natalie @MonsteraMash Jan 8th 2017
Cool cool so you’re all just blatantly ignoring Rozanov telling us to stop this #BostonBitchHunt bullshit? #LEAVETHEMALONE
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Carolina @RozanovsWidow Jan 8th 2017
So I’m half-asian with dark hair and freckles…what I’m hearing is I have a chance. #BostonBitchTrials
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Soph @FaceOffFantasies ·Nov 16th 2016
You know who else is half asian with freckles and dark hair?

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Emily @HockeyAndHooligans. Jan 8th 2017
I’m sorry, but there’s a conspiracy theory and then there’s delusion #BostonBitchTrials
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Jess @getItGONE. Jan 8th 2017
Won’t lie I’ve always been a Hollanov hater…but why is this evidence kind of convincing me tho? Like Hollander is 100% Roz’s type. #BostonBitchTrials
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Emily @HockeyAndHooligans. Jan 8th 2017
100%? Stop reading fanfiction during math class and learn how to calculate percentages because you’re missing a pretty key difference between Hollander and those WOMEN
#BostonBitchTrials
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Connors² @ConnorConnors· January 12th 2017
It’s my turn with the speaker tomorrow. Any suggestions? #BostonsBannedBangers
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Kayla @Hollanovhattrick . January 12th 2017
Try Rose Landry’s cover of the Hang man’s tree from the Patriot Games. I’m sure Roz will like it 😇
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Finn · AndTheyWereRivals . January 12th 2017
Omg are you trying to get that man killed? #BostonsBannedBangers.
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Kayla @Hollanovhattrick. January 12th 2017
Just testing a theory…
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Connors² @ConnorConnors· January 25th 2017
Sure! I love that movie! #BostonsBannedBangers
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Connors² @ConnorConnors· January 13th 2017
…add it to the list @BannedBangersUpdates #BostonsBannedBangers
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Kayla @Hollanovhattrick. January 13th 2017
I KNEW IT! #HollanovEvidence #JealousRoz #Hollanov

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Tia @PuckBunny99. January 13th 2017
@Hollanovhattrick that is shit evidence. Roz has banned songs for being too sad before and that song is literally so depressing #BostonsBannedBangers.
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Kayla @Hollanovhattrick. January 13th 2017
OR he’s jealous as hell bc she’s dating Shane. #Hollanov
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Mina @HockeyHeller . January 13th 2017
@HollanovHattrick Or he’s bitter bc his rival is dating a movie star while his hook up won’t even text him back?
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Gina @ShaneBugFreckles . January 13th 2017
@HollanovHattrick RIGHT? Hollanov fans are so delusional. Roz is obviously just bitter that Hollander is beating him in the love department too.
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Gen @FutureMrsRozanov. January 13th 2017
I wonder who has the speaker next and if they will let us make suggestions? 🤔🤔🤔
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Connors² @ConnorConnors· January 24th 2017
Hammy’s turn is tomorrow @BradHammersmithNHL C’mon man! Take one for the team!
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Hammersmith @BradHammersmithNHL·January 13th 2017
Sure, why not. Tell me what to play, but if Roz gets as pissed as he did today when Connors played that song, this is all your fault.
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Jordan @MarvelMadness02 . January 13th 2017
Here! Use this playlist 😈

(dw I made sure there are none of #BostonsBannedBangers)
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Zara @BannedBostonBaddie ·January 13th 2017
Girl, are you trying to speedrun Roz banning every breakup song ever written or what?
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Hammersmith @BradHammersmithNHL· January 13th 2017
Fuck it why not.
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Cliff Marleau @CliffMarleau07·January 14th 2017
Hammersmith is officially banned from playing DJ for the rest of the season 😂😂😂 fuckin dumbass should have known better than to trust the internet #BostonsBannedBangers
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Hammersmith @BradHammersmithNHL·January 14th 2017
fuck off! I feel really fucking bad about it too cuz Roz was actual so nice about it after.
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Hammersmith @BradHammersmithNHL·January 14th 2017
Bro pulled me aside after practice and asked if everything was alright with my marriage and if I needed to talk 😬
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Gina @ROZANOVSBACKMOLES. January 14th 2017
WHAT DID YOU TELL HIM???
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Hammersmith @BradHammersmithNHL· January 14th 2017
I just said I like sad music sometimes! He seemed to buy it.
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Cliff Marleau @CliffMarleau07· January 14th 2017
So…you lied to him, then decided to tweet about it?
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Hammersmith @BradHammersmithNHL· January 14th 2017
FUCK WAIT
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Hammersmith @BradHammersmithNHL· January 14th 2017
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Hammersmith @BradHammersmithNHL· January 14th 2017
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Hammersmith @BradHammersmithNHL· January 14th 2017
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Cliff Marleau @CliffMarleau ·January 15th 2017
Add New Rules by Dua Lipa to the list @Boston #BostonsBannedBangers
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Birdie @DinoNuggetsvsMeteor ·January 15th 2017
And that makes what now 200 songs that Roz has banned? The man needs to be stopped FR. My Mormon parents allow more music than Roz at this rate #BostonsBannedBangers
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Cliff Marleau @CliffMarleau ·January 15th 2017
Nah this one wasn’t Roz. Roz is the one who wouldn’t stop fuckin playing the song until the rest of us voted to ban it.
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Piper @RussiasGreatestLoveMachine ·January 15th 2017
@CliffMarleau07 OMG WE FINALLY FOUND A SONG ROZ LIKES! 🥳 🥳 🥳
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Persephone @RussiasGreatestLoveMachine ·January 15th 2017
@RussiasGreatestLoveMachine yeah and it’s basically a mantra on how to get over your ex…
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Isabella @IsABellaBytch ·January 16th 2017
Omg you’re never going to believe who I ran into in the same club last night?
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Isabella@IsABellaBytch·January 16th 2017
Rose Landry, a bunch of her co-stars, Shane Hollander and a bunch of the Boston Bears. Like I was so starstruck it was crazy. #RoseLandry #Hollandry #BostonRaiders #IlyaRozanov
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Gina @ShaneBugFreckles . January 16th 2017
@IsABellaGirl Girl you can’t just say that. You got receipts?
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Isabella @IsABellaBytch ·January 16th 2017

I didn’t get photos of everyone but I got some of Hollandry and Rozanov

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Georgie @RussianByFutureMarriage ·January 16th 2017
OMG Hollander and Roz in the same club is crazy tho. #BostonRaiders #Hollandry
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Bailey @BestInBoston21 ·January 16th 2017
Roz all alone 🥺 UGH he looks so miserable. #IlyaRozanov #WhateverBitchBrokeHisHeartIsDone #ICanFixHim
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Cliff Marleau @CliffMarleau077 ·January 17th 2017
Roz fuckin walked in and banned another song before we even had a chance to play shit 😂 #BostonsBannedBangers
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Cliff Marleau . January 17th 2017
Idk fuckin know the song “All the things she said” by t.A.Tu but apparently it’s outlawed.
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Carmichael @RyanCarmichael·January 19th 2017
Why the fuck do people keeping say Roz is heartbroken 😂 bro is too much of a player to even date.
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Jordan @JordanHockeyHoe ·January 19th 2017
People think that’s why he’s been banning so many songs lately, especially since most of them are about heartbreak.
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Carmichael @RyanCarmichael· January 19th 2017
Nah his bad mood aint about that. Actually finding a gf would mean he’d have to stop meeting with his favorite girl and Roz told me he is never doing that.
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MRS ROZANOV @SugarSpiceEverythingTwice· January 19th 2017
Hold up, Roz has a favourite girl? 👀 who is she? Are we sure she’s not the one who broke his heart? #IlyaRozanov
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Carmichael @RyanCarmichael ·January 19th 2017
Nah nah it aint like that. He and this girl aren’t serious, hell I haven’t seen him text her in AGES and he didn’t even go see her when we were in Montreal.
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Carmichael @RyanCarmichael· January 19th 2017
Wait.
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Carmichael @RyanCarmichael· January 19th 2017
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Carmichael @RyanCarmichael · January 19th 2017
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MRS ROZANOV @SugarSpiceEverythingTwice · January 19th 2017
So…Montreal girl ended things with Roz, right? That’s what everyone with basic reading comprehension got from that?
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Cass @HOLYHOLLANOV ·January 19th 2017
MONTREAL???

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Cass @HOLYHOLLANOV · January 19th 2017
YOU KNOW WHO LIVES IN MONTREAL???

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Kayla @Hollanovhattrick ·January 19th 2017
THE WAY I SCREAMED 🫨 🫨 🫨
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Jordan @JordanHockeyHoe ·January 19th 2017
Okay what happened to @RyanCarmichael’s tweet?
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Zara @EightyOneIsMyNumberOne. January 19th 2017
Roz’s sniper obviously

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ROZ’S BANNED BANGERS @BannedBangersUpdates · January 22nd 2017
This weeks #BostonsBannedBangers include Perfect by One Direction, One last time by Arianna Grande and I will forever hate Roses by Dolly Parton
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Hilda @HowdyHilda· January 22nd 2017
Someone needs to find this Montreal girl and convince her to take Roz back before the Bears lose access to all music fr #BostonsBannedBangers
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Kayla @Hollanovhattrick. January 22nd 2017
@BearRaidersBoston how are you so sure it was a girl? 👀
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Liam @BearRaidersBoston· January 22nd 2017
@Hollanovhattrick I do not have the energy to argue with delusion today.
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Mara @ILYaLot . January 22nd 2017
@RussiasGreatestLoveMachine Please tell me you have info about Roz’s Montreal bitches? 🙏
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Beth @BethAndBeyond. January 22nd 2017
Hey, how about we stop calling women bitches? And fucking listen when Rozanov tells you to leave his exes alone?
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Mara @ILYaLot . January 22nd 2017
@BethAndBeyond It’s not like I’m @ing them 🙄
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Rozanov Bodycount @RussiasGreatestLoveMachine. January 22nd 2017
@ILYaLot Honestly…I got like nothing. He was seen dancing with a woman when they were there last week, but otherwise he hasn’t been spotted with a woman in montreal since like 2014.
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Rozanov Bodycount @RussiasGreatestLoveMachine. January 22nd 2017
I’ve started going through the accounts of the women he follows and seeing if any live in Montreal. I haven’t had any luck yet, but there’s a lot to go through.
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Rozanov Bodycount @RussiasGreatestLoveMachine. January 22nd 2017
Honestly it seems like whoever his Montreal girl is, he’s been keeping her off his socials and hasn’t been going out with her in public.
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Rozanov Bodycount @RussiasGreatestLoveMachine. January 22nd 2017
Here’s what we do know about the woman behind #BostonBitchTrials
From Montreal
Possibly has freckles and dark hair
Likely ended things with Roz around November.
Is seemingly in a new relationship (based on banned songs)
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Leah @RozanovOnTop· January 22nd 2017
Hey lets list some facts about Shane Hollander for no particular reason.
He lives in Montreal.
He has freckles and dark hair.
He played Rozanov in nov just before Roz started spiralling.
He started dating Rose Landry at the start of December.
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Kayla @Hollanovhattrick. January 22nd 2017
The way Hollanov isn’t even a crack ship anymore. It’s just math #Hollanov #RozsMontrealGirl #IamNotUsingThatGrossBitchTrialTag
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Cass @HOLYHOLLANOV · January 30th 2016
Hollander and Rozanov being on the same team for All Stars…the timing is insane actually.
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Cass @HOLYHOLLANOV · January 30th 2016
Any other year I’d be stoked, but I just feel bad for Roz. I just hope Shane has the decency to not bring Rose with him…
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Ilya Rozanov @IlyaRozanov81 · January 31st 2017
Ready to win with @ShaneHollander do we think my Captain will let me ban shitty songs if I ask nicely? 😉

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Shane Hollander @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer . January 31th 2017
Not a chance, Rozanov.
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Cass @HOLYHOLLANOV · January 31st 2017
OH MY GODD
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Cass @HOLYHOLLANOV · January 31st 2017
Does this mean they’re back together? 👀 👀 👀
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Jeremy @VerticalHorizon · January 31st 2017
C’mon Hollander, let the man live!
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Jeremy @VerticalHorizon · January 31st 2017
Roz’s banned list is the best source of intel about what kind of music Roz’s teammates listen to.
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Jeremy @VerticalHorizon · January 31st 2017
I would love to know what songs players like Hollander and Rozanov would play and get banned by Roz….
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Jane
10th Feb 12:21 PM
So, you ban any decent songs lately?
Why? are you looking for new ways to annoy me? You do not need any help with this.
You know your fans made a playlist of all the songs you banned?
It’s mostly not terrible actually.
And? Does not matter. They are only random annoying songs. They mean nothing.
I missed you too
And I really am sorry.
To? I never said I missed you.
Okay maybe I missed you a little bit.
Are there any other songs that remind you of me?
That is not what those songs are.
I don’t know…The internet seems pretty convinced you banned the song because of your “montreal girl”
The internet is liar.
What do you care? You do not like music.
Not especially, but I like you.
And I can read lyrics.
Hollander, you cannot keep saying that.
I mean saying you can read. It sounds very defensive, someone might start a rumour. Like that annoying woman from Glee.
I like you, and you like me enough to go kind of insane every time you heard a song that vaguely reminded you of me when we weren’t talking.
Fine, here is song for u. link
Reading lyrics will be good practice for you. Help with rumour.
🖕
This is just the Canadian national anthem, you dick.
Enjoy ❤️
🙄
14th Feb 9:51 AM
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Jane are you writing essay?
Or having panic attack?
Did you get new movie star girlfriend? Or maybe boyfriend this time?
What? No! of course not.
Then why all the typing?
Okay I’m just going to send it.
link
Jane, did you make me a playlist?
Fuck off
I think that means yes.
Unless you sent me a random playlist someone else made called #Lyrics4Lily
You don’t have to listen to it. I just thought since I know what songs makes you think of me thanks to that twitter hashtag, it was only fair for me to tell you what songs make me think of you.
Why would songs make you think of me?
You do not like music. Is this chirp?
Fuck off.
Okay so I didn’t actually have any songs because I don’t really pay attention to that stuff. But I went through some playlists and asked around and yeah okay this was dumb.
Sorry, making a playlist is probably not very casual. And stupid risky. I’ll delete it.
Don’t you dare.
Your taste is music is a mess. Did you listen on mute as you read lyrics?
Fuck off!
You think these things about me when you hear these lyrics?
Maybe.
Maybe? So you do not think I am asshole?
I defintely think you’re an asshole.
And maybe the other part.
Other part?
Is it part about wanting to put your hands around my neck? Kinky.
You know what part
Honestly the whole song makes me think of you.
This song makes me think of you too.
Especially maybe that part.
Really?
Can I call?
Yes ❤️
❤️
Facetime Call
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Cliff Marleau @CliffMarleau077 ·March 20th 2017
True Love by P!nk has officially been banned from the Raiders locker room. #BostonsBannedBangers
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Jenna @JennaBoBenna. March 20th 2017
Poor Roz 😔 I thought maybe he was starting to get over the breakup. #BostonsBannedBangers #PoorDude
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Carlos @HockeyHeavenn. March 20th 2017
Imagine losing your father all while going through a breakup 😢 The Raiders should just give me full music control tbh #BostonsBannedBangers #StopTorturingThisMan
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Yelena @SpaceAceWithAMace. March 20th 2017
Guys, there obviously wasn’t actually a break-up. His dad’s obituary said he passed from a long fight with dementia. Dude was struggling with his dad’s health and our weird breakup theory probably didn’t help.
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Dani @McDreamyCombo· . March 20th 2017
Shit ur right 😬 I feel so bad! Especially for telling him to watch greys anatomy 🤦‍♀️ Roz I’m so sorry!
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Hazel @SWIFTIEROZANOV . March 20th 2017
Damn I’m surprised there’s still any love songs left for him to ban 😂 y’all really love torturing this man don’t you?
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Cliff Marleau @CliffMarleau077 ·March 20th 2017
Hey, we stopped! Roz has had full fucking control of the speaker for weeks! Turns out being nice is a mistake bc bro plays the same like 20 fucking songs on repeat.
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Hazel @SWIFTIEROZANOV . March 20th 2017
WAIT ROZ DIDN’T BAN IT???
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Hammersmith @HammersmithNHL ··March 20th 2017
If I hear true love again, I will use my skull as a puck fr.
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Carmichael @RyanCarmichael ·March 20th 2017
Can we ban the rest of his playlist next? I’m so fucking sick of one direction. I never thought I’d miss Russian hip-hop 😔
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Sara @SaraSCREAMMMSS . March 20th 2017
SHARE THE PLAYLIST! SHARE THE PLAYLIST! SHARE THE PLAYLIST!
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Chris @ChrisWontMissTheNet . March 20th 2017
I mean…are we really surprised Roz only listens to like 20 songs? That’s just what you have left when you ban 99% of all music ever written. #MyPickyKing #BostonsBannedBangers
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MRS STYLES @MessyBunAndConverse . March 20th 2017
Me finding out Ilya Rozanov listens to 1D

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Ilya Rozanov @IlyaRozanov81 ·March 22nd 2017
No, I will not share playlist. Stop asking.
But I will announce here that I have stopped Raiders Mutiny and my playlist is safe. #BostonRaiders
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Connors² @ConnorConnors· ·March 22nd 2017
And what did it cost you? 👀 #ShareWithTheClass
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Ilya Rozanov @IlyaRozanov81 ·March 22nd 2017
Okay okay I maybe had to unban 500 songs. Also, I cannot be DJ every day anymore #WorthIt #NOWUNBANMYPINKSONG
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Ellie @EllieSapphireee ·March 22nd 2017
Oh my god…is it over? #BostonsBannedBangers #PlaylistGateIWillMissYou #DidWeEverFindOutWhoDumpedHim
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Ellie @EllieSapphireee ·March 22nd 2017
WAIT DOES THIS MEAN TAY TAY IS UNBANNED??? #AtLongLast #WARISOVER #RIPBostonsBannedBangers
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Court @BeesKneesAreGonnaFreeze ·March 22nd 2017
Omg do we think this means he and #MontrealGirl got back together 👀 👀 👀
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Kayla @HollanovHatTrick ·March 22nd 2017
I mean…Shane Hollander and Rose Landry did confirm their breakup #Hollanov #COINCIDENCEITHINKNOT
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Court @BeesKneesAreGonnaFreeze ·March 22nd 2017
For the last time, SHANE HOLLANDER IS NOT ILYA ROZANOV’S EX! 😤😤😤 THEY ARE STRAIGHT AND HATE EACH OTHER #ICantKeepArguingWithDelusion #SeekHelp
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Kayla @HollanovHatTrick ·March 22nd 2017
You’re right…he’s not his ex because they’re definitely back together 💁‍♀️ 💁‍♀️ 💁‍♀️ #Hollanov #TheyreInLoveYourHonour
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Court @BeesKneesAreGonnaFreeze ·March 22nd 2017
I give up 🤦‍♀️
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