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5:49 am
Columbina: hello
lumine: ik ur the moon goddess and ur nocturnal but let us SLEEP
Columbina: hmm
lumine: ?
Columbina: what about… no?
lumine: bro
Columbina: lol
Columbina: q
Columbina: w
Columbina: e
Columbina: r
Columbina: t
Columbina: y
Columbina: h
Columbina: i
Columbina: e
Columbina: v
Columbina: e
Columbina: r
Columbina: y
Columbina: o
Columbina: n
Columbina: e
venti ^^: these msgs r like a alarm clock
Columbina: hehe
lumine: 👁️👄👁️
*Columbina spammed 247 text msgs*
MAVUIKA: ISTG WHO TF IS SPAMMING
Furina: let a lady get her well deserved rest columbina
Columbina: :3
lumine: atp ur gonna revive focalors columbina
Furina: …
nahida: what is going on i swear i got over 250 msgs did smth happen
lumine: columbina.
nahida: .
lumine: venti can u like add sandrone here to yell at columbina text message edition i don’t have her phone number
venti ^^: ok
*venti ^^ has added Marionette to ‘archons’
lumine: when was the gc name even changed
venti ^^: idk
lumine: also how the fuck do you know everyone’s contact information
venti ^^: it must’ve been the wind
lumine: …
*lumine has changed ‘Marionette’ to ‘Sandrone’*
Sandrone: ??? why’d u invite me to this gc
lumine: columbina spamming msgs
Columbina: sandrone?
Sandrone: COLUMBINA!!!
Columbina: :3
venti ^^: i see yuri
Columbina: nuh uh
lumine: the fuck
*columbina spammed 528 msgs*
aether: *****
Zhongli: with all due respect, please stop sending so many text messages columbina.
Columbina: oh
Sandrone: COLUMBINA I WLL KILL U
Columbina: *will
Sandrone: THAT’S IT IM LEAVING
*Sandrone attempted to leave the conversation ‘archons’. Leave failed*
Sandrone: WHAT
Columbina: (￣y▽￣)╭ Ohohoho.....
Sandrone: I SWEAR TO THE GODS COLUMBINA
Columbina: but i am a god
*Sandrone has went offline*
aether: ****
MAVUIKA: what the fuck did i just witness
Columbina: :)
lumine: i think thats enough ragebaiting for one day columbina
Columbina: hmmm
lumine: and i mean that as a threat
Columbina: :3
*Columbina has went offline*
MAVUIKA: so like she’s gonna keep trolling right
lumine: yes
7:01am
Raiden Shogun: so who the fuck kept sending shit all night
lumine: columbina.
*Columbina is online*
Columbina: heheh
*Sandrone is online*
Sandrone: I SWEAR ON ALL THE ARCHONS COLUMBINA I WILL KILL U
Columbina: good morning to you too sandrone
Sandrone: COLUMBINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Raiden Shogun: r u sure it wasn’t the sandrone person as well
lumine: yes
venti ^^: who’s swearing on me on this lovely morning
Zhongli: osmanthus wine
venti ^^: wow
lumine: .
Raiden Shogun: .
venti ^^: .
Sandrone: .
Zhongli: .
Columbina: oh?
venti ^^: la la la laa
lumine: i give up.
Columbina: ヾ(≧▽≦*)o
Sandrone: .
Columbina: :)
Sandrone: fuck u
Columbina: (′д｀ )…彡…彡
Sandrone: whateverrr~
Columbina: lol
lumine: .
Columbina: *^_^*
Sandrone: …
Columbina: hehe
venti ^^: what is going on
Columbina: (≧∀≦)ゞ
venti ^^: …
Sandrone: don’t mind her
venti ^^: yeh…
Columbina: :)
lumine: tsk tsk tsk
venti ^^: ha
Columbina: hehe
Zhongli: osmanthus wine
venti ^^: ok bro
Columbina: (￣y▽￣)╭ Ohohoho.....
Sandrone: C O L U M B I N AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
venti ^^: bro has anger issues
Sandrone: I DARE YOU TO SAY THAT AGAIN
venti ^^: sandrone has anger issues.
Sandrone: FUCK YOU BITCH
lumine: sigh