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*venti ^^ has created a group chat*
*venti ^^ has added Hat Guy, Albedo, razorr, Xiao, mika, Xingqiu, Heizou, Lyney, Freminet, Kaedehara Kazuha, Gaming, Bennett, Kinich, Dahlia, Lohen, Durin, duck, klee (best daughter of teyvat), aether, Cyno, Sethos, kinich, Illuga, Gorou to group chat*
*venti ^^ renamed group chat to twinks*
Hat Guy: tf is ts
venti ^^: hehe
Dahlia: ??? also why is klee here
Hat Guy: who’s that who are you all
venti ^^: i’m a wine loving bard and dahlia is the deacon of the church of favonius in mondstadt wait ima introduce everyone here
venti ^^: so hat guy is a scholar.. and we have dragons, artificial people, real people, Adepti, abyssal people, and like. others
Klee (best daughter of teyvat): da-da-da-da-da all are good brothers!
Aether: *****
venti ^^: o ye aether is on mute
Hat Guy: how???
venti ^^: lemme send msgs rq
venti ^^: *forwarded*
(lumine) how the fuck do you get aethers contact information yo i’ve been travelling for 50 years trying to find him and you whip out his phone number like shit
(venti ^^) i found his phone number on the ground
(aether) yes
(lumine) also, fuck you aether
(Raiden Shogun) damn, that was personal
(lumine) btw im the owner of this app
(*aether has been put in timeout for 3 days* *woof woof*)
(aether) **** ***
(Raiden Shogun) timeout is wild
(venti) ain’t no way bro got banned two seconds into joining the gc
venti ^^: so yeh
Hat Guy: nah woof woof is wild
aether: **** ***
*lumine has added lumine*
lumine: hellooo
aether: ***
lumine: why r u talking about me >:0
Dahlia: nuh uh
Klee (best daughter of teyvat): honorary knight! lumine is the best ^^
duck: what is going on
duck: why is my name duck
lumine: *pat pat*
duck: O^O
lumine: hehe
Dahlia: any person who looks at this gc and sees this would think u 2 are dating or smth
lumine: uhm yeah about that
Dahlia: DON’T TELL ME U ARE
lumine: JKKK LOL
duck: ???
aether: *****
Hat Guy: ha
Klee (best daughter of teyvat): huh ?
lumine: SHUSHHHHH
Klee (best daughter of teyvat): oh ok
Albedo: huh what’s going on wha
lumine: read the msgs.
Albedo: oh ok
venti ^^: who’s gonna tell him xd
lumine: i thought u died
venti ^^: ey?
Albedo: HUHHH wait so lumine’s dating whoever the duck person is ?
lumine: NOOO IT WAS A JOKE WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK TS IS REALLLLLLL
Albedo: oh
venti ^^: lol
*lumine has started a call*
*lumine has summoned everyone in ‘twinks’*
Dahlia: great heavens we r done for
lumine: hehe
Childe: uh erm
Mika: i feel like i’ve missed on some things
Bennett: agreed
aether: ***
Durin: who’s that how are you all
Kaedehara Kazuha: uhh huh why is my name my full legal name who did this
Venti: ehheee
Lumine: i’m gonna dox u venti
Venti: nuh uh
Illuga: whattt??? doxing???
Venti: it’s a joke trust me
Hat Guy: we r so fucked
Cyno: hello, i am the General M- HUH ???
Hat Guy: we r most incredibly on gods heck fucked
Dahlia: something illegal is going to happen
Lohen: i mean u already run around mondstadt surprise baptising everyone oh especially on durin i mean u already done it to him like 5 times
Dahlia: hey i’m not the only person in this room who goofs around in mondstadt i mean u literally have rumors about u also where did u get that info
Lohen: true, also yk i have a file on u as well as everyone here who lives in mondstadt
Venti: isn’t that illegal also what??? including me???
Dahlia: yo someone gonna call varka and arrange a court date or smth
Venti: this isn’t fontaine but still… let him be for now
Lohen: when did u, a bard have that kind of authority
Lumine: cuz he’s the-
Venti: NUH UH NOT TODAY
Dahlia: tehehe
Lohen: oh? now im intrigued
Venti: uhm u don’t need to know about that heh
*lumine has muted venti ^^*
Lumine: as i was saying, venti, our wine loving bard, is the anemo archon of mondstadt, barbatos
*lumine has unmuted venti ^^*
Dahlia: ain’t no way u actually said that
Venti: bro, ok everyone in this gc do NOT tell anyone about this or else i WILL send dvalin to ur door
Illuga: who’s that
Venti: bruv
Lumine: a dragon
Illuga: wow
Lumine: uh lol