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*venti ^^ has created a group chat*
Zhongli: ???
nahida: hi
Furina: what’s going on
Raiden Shogun: why
venti ^^: i created a gc for y’all so we can yap and cause chaos :D
Columbina: ?
nahida: who’s that
venti ^^: oh yeah thats columbina the trilunar goddess and she lives on the moon
Raiden Shogun: i thought the moon goddesses were all dead also how the fuck do you establish an internet connection to the moon
venti ^^: i have my ways
Raiden Shogun: .
Columbina: who are you all?
venti ^^: oh yeah i forgot to introduce us so anyway i’m venti, a bard and zhongli is the geo archon, nahida is the dendro archon, furina is the hydro archon and there are two more people who have not shown up yet.
Raiden Shogun: there’s no way you introduced yourself as a bard
Columbina: pleasure to meet you all
venti ^^: the pleasure is all ours
venti ^^: *reply to Raiden Shogun* cause i am (childe friendly ver)
nahida: lmaoooo
*MAUVIKA is online*
1:32am
MAUVIKA: wtf is this
venti ^^: a gc
MAUVIKA: why
venti ^^: cuz
*10 mins later*
MAUVIKA: helloooo r u gonna answer my question
venti ^^:（╹◡╹）no.
MAVUIKA: ain’t no way
11:49am
venti ^^: sup my homies ^^
nahida: what
venti ^^: nothing
nahida: then why did u send that
venti ^^: chill bro u wanna have some wine
nahida: i’m good bro i don’t wanna stay up all day and night drunk and shits
venti ^^: do you need therapy
nahida: i think you’re the one who needs therapy
venti ^^: （；´д｀）ゞ
Zhongli: osmanthus wine tastes the same as I remember
venti ^^: SHUT UP
Zhongli: forgive me, Lord Barbatos
venti ^^: DON’T CALL ME THAT
nahida: lol
6:00pm
*Furina started a call*
Furina: I am Furina de Fontaine, the hydro archon
Raiden Shogun: tf
Furina: how dare you face the almighty hydro archon >:(
Raiden Shogun:.
venti ^^: lalalala this is why we have this gc
*Neuvillette is online*
Furina: .Neuvilette!
Raiden Shogun: This is gonna be fun.
Neuvillette: hello usurpers
Columbina: are u the dragon that cries a lot *blink blink
thinks* the one i punched like 3 days ago
Neuvillette: .
Neuvillette: according to the judgement of the Oratrice Mecanique d'Analyse Cardinale, the trilunar goddess is… Guilty.
Columbina: oh no. that's bad（；´д｀）ゞ (dramatic oh shit)
Raiden Shogun: 😭😭😭
Zhongli: osmanthus wine ahh *sipping noises
Raiden Shogun: hell naw morax… O.O
Zhongli: the wine. (sips)
Raiden Shogun: .
venti ^^: ah yes, wine