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@hollanovisreal
shane hollander-rozanov only you can make a press watch a one hour video of ilya hollander-rozanov never change
@Flyingflipflops
replying to @hollanovisreal
no but the fact he had 147 videos download on his ipad is somenting else
#we.thought.ilya.was.down.bad.well.shane.is.more
@lenepoker2000
replying to @Flyingflipflops
shane: hold on i am about to make you watch a 1 hour compilation about my man that i have on my ipad with 146 more
#we.thought.ilya.was.down.bad.well.shane.is.more
@Bendover400
replying to @hollanovisreal
a 10k+ smut fanfic about shane jerking off with the 147 video’s
https://www.A03 freaky shane.cum
#we.thought.ilya.was.down.bad.well.shane.is.more
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@lenepoker2000
replying to @Bendover400
@Realrozanov81
you are under arrest for being too freaky 🚨👮🚓
#we.thought.ilya.was.down.bad.well.shane.is.more
2 hours later
@Realrozanov81✅
мой грёбаный муж ❤️
[image: Shane is lying on the bed on his stomach covering himself with the sheets his back is visibly covered in scratches and teeth marks and the bed looks messy]
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@lenepoker2000
the word freak is not enough for how freaky they are we need to invent a new term just for them at this point
@Bendover400
leave him on one piece please i want another cup
@bbqsauce09
never in life more grateful for that russian online class i took on high school
мой грёбаный муж
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my fucking husband
