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𑣲⋆❤︎ꨄ︎♡ Hey Bambi, LMU Munich Cupid here! Love might be closer than you’d think… I’ve found the person of your dreams, your perfect match! You’re completely anonymous, so go send them a message and bag your Valentine before the app disappears on February 14th 𑣲⋆❤︎ꨄ︎♡
[10 days left]
🐈⬛ [04/02/2026, 17:30]
i’m pretty sure i just saw you
Bambi [04/02/2026, 17:31]
Lolol stop trying to copy me
Copycat
I’m two hours deep in this horrifying math class so unlikely
Not to mention
You don’t know what I look like
🐈⬛ [04/02/2026, 17:31]
are you sure?
Bambi [04/02/2026, 17:31]
Istg if you send me a random deer pic Mike
I’ll piss myself
And then I’ll be pissed at you
🐈⬛ [04/02/2026, 17:31]
i’ll take the risk
this you?
Bambi [04/02/2026, 17:32]
WTF WTF WTFFFFF
WHAT IS TJAT???????????
🐈⬛ [04/02/2026, 17:32]
you apparently
thanks for confirming it lol
Bambi [04/02/2026, 17:32]
WHY DO YOI HAVR MY PICTURE
🐈⬛ [04/02/2026, 17:32]
lol it was at the art students exhibition next to your painting dude
like
did you even try lol
***
Ebs [04/02/2026, 17:39]
Sooo
Do you wanna perhaps explain or
michael [04/02/2026, 17:39]
wdym
Ebs [04/02/2026, 17:39]
Michael
You just suddenly left while Djed was about to show us his art piece
After only looking at one (1) painting and randomly taking a pic of some guy’s picture
I’m used to your antics but Djed doesn’t know you like that
You tagged along to the exhib of your own free will too? Tf bro
michael [04/02/2026, 17:40]
uh
sorry
just find some excuse
please
Ebs [04/02/2026, 17:40]
I did obviously
I told him you got explosive diarrhea these days and you’re really embarrassed about it
michael [04/02/2026, 17:40]
bro
wtf
Ebs [04/02/2026, 17:41]
At least he won’t be asking you about it next time you guys meet
That was a big brain move you ungrateful fuck
michael [04/02/2026, 17:41]
fine fine whatever
Ebs [04/02/2026, 17:41]
So?
michael [04/02/2026, 17:41]
so what
Ebs [04/02/2026, 17:42]
Who is this?
The guy whose picture you took
michael [04/02/2026, 17:42]
idk
Ebs [04/02/2026, 17:42]
You just took a pic of a guy you don’t know…?
michael [04/02/2026, 17:44]
he looked stupid
Ebs [04/02/2026, 17:44]
Lmaoooo
You’re trying that with me Michael
With ME
As if I don’t know you better than you know yourself
That guy is so your type lmao
michael [04/02/2026, 17:47]
no tf
i don’t even have a type
Ebs [04/02/2026, 17:47]
Yes you do
Sweet smile and even sweeter eyes
I asked Djed about that dude after you left btw :)
He told me his name is Jamal and he’s the art department golden boy
All sweet and puppy-like, loved by everyone
Interesting isn’t it
michael [04/02/2026, 17:48]
not rly
Ebs [04/02/2026, 17:48]
It’s a guy you fucked isn’t it
michael [04/02/2026, 17:48]
ugh
no i didn’t
Ebs [04/02/2026, 17:49]
…one you want to fuck then?
michael [04/02/2026, 17:49]
no
i told you i don’t know him
Ebs [04/02/2026, 17:49]
And I told you I don’t believe you
He looks kinda familiar
michael [04/02/2026, 17:50]
maybe you fucked him then
Ebs [04/02/2026, 17:50]
Funny
You denying it so badly just makes me more sure I’m on the right track btw
michael [04/02/2026, 17:51]
i don’t
know
him
Ebs [04/02/2026, 17:51]
Mmmh so you keep saying
HOLD ON
I KNOW WHERE I KNOW HIM FROM
michael [04/02/2026, 17:51]
no you don’t
we don’t know him
Ebs [04/02/2026, 17:51]
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
michael [04/02/2026, 17:54]
stfu
Ebs [04/02/2026, 17:54]
Oh
Ohhhhhhhh
Michael baby
He’s that tall guy who plays football isn’t he?
The one we pass by sometimes when we go for a run by the pitches
And you pointedly pretend to not look at while you stare through the corner of your eye
The change of setting threw me off but it’s def him
So you do know him
michael [04/02/2026, 17:58]
that literally
never happened
and no
Ebs [04/02/2026, 17:58]
Yeah right
Such a deceitful kitty
michael [04/02/2026, 17:58]
jesus not you too
Ebs [04/02/2026, 17:58]
?
Is someone else calling you a deceitful kitty
michael [04/02/2026, 17:59]
no
Ebs [04/02/2026, 17:59]
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
michael [04/02/2026, 18:01]
stfu
laughing a lot for someone with a 50k debt at the ripe age of 25
find a job instead of laughing
Ebs [04/02/2026, 18:01]
The fact that you’re resorting to this is telling me all I need to know
I can’t believe you ever thought you could fool me
ME
Come onnnn tell me everything nowww
michael [04/02/2026, 18:01]
nothing to tell
Ebs [04/02/2026, 18:02]
I can’t believe someone else is calling you a kitty and you won’t tell me anything
Fine
I’ll squeeze it out of you when I get home
***
Bambi [04/02/2026, 18:14]
I JUST ASKED AROUND
I DIDN’T KNOW THEY PUT UP OUR PICS NEXT TO OUR WORKS THIS MORNING
I CAN’T BELIEVE
🐈⬛ [04/02/2026, 18:14]
damn
and to think you gave me all the info needed
your first name
the subject of your painting
the dates of the exhibition
so now i even got your face
Bambi [04/02/2026, 18:15]
STOP RUBBING IT IN MY FACE OMG
I’m so
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Once again couldn’t you have done the nice thing and pretend you haven’t seen anything!!!!
🐈⬛ [04/02/2026, 18:15]
no?
it would have been weird to pretend that
is it really that big of a deal that i know what you look like?
Bambi [04/02/2026, 18:17]
Idk
In the grand scheme of things I guess not
But I would’ve preferred to be in control of when that happened
And to choose the pic myself omg
Whoever is responsible for that gotta die
🐈⬛ [04/02/2026, 18:18]
it’s a cute pic
Bambi [04/02/2026, 18:18]
AHHHHHHHHHH
🐈⬛ [04/02/2026, 18:18]
you’re really going through it huh
Bambi [04/02/2026, 18:18]
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
🐈⬛ [04/02/2026, 18:19]
are you mad?
Bambi [04/02/2026, 18:19]
No no no not at all
I know you couldn’t have known they would put our pics up there
Since I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW THAT MYSELF
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
🐈⬛ [04/02/2026, 18:20]
jamal
breathe
i won’t do anything weird
even if i see you on campus
Bambi [04/02/2026, 18:22]
…have you ever?
Seen me?
🐈⬛ [04/02/2026, 18:22]
…
yea
Bambi [04/02/2026, 18:22]
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
No no I’m calm I’m chill
Where? :-)
🐈⬛ [04/02/2026, 18:22]
football pitch
Bambi [04/02/2026, 18:23]
Oh my god
So you DO play
🐈⬛ [04/02/2026, 18:24]
no
when i run
sometimes i pass by the pitches and courts
i’ve seen you a few times then
but you wouldn’t have seen me
you’re always super focused
i mean out of the quick glimpses i caught anyway
not like i was watching you or anything
Bambi [04/02/2026, 18:27]
I’m
Okay
That’s a lot to process lol
Welllllll I guess not much I can do about it now hahahah
At least it wasn’t a pic taken by Flo you saw hahahahahah
🐈⬛ [04/02/2026, 18:27]
jesus not the creepy laughs again jamal
you’re not being self-conscious or something right now right
Bambi [04/02/2026, 18:27]
No that would be crazy hahahahahahahahahahaha
🐈⬛ [04/02/2026, 18:29]
you really are an idiot
Bambi [04/02/2026, 18:29]
I know that :-(
Shouldn’t you be comforting me 🥀
🐈⬛ [04/02/2026, 18:30]
well you’re an even bigger idiot than you think
Bambi [04/02/2026, 18:30]
#damn
🐈⬛ [04/02/2026, 18:36]
you look good dumbass
on that pic
and in real life
Bambi [04/02/2026, 18:36]
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wait are these the much-awaited comforting words or
🐈⬛ [04/02/2026, 18:36]
no
Bambi [04/02/2026, 18:37]
Oh :’)))))))))))))
🐈⬛ [04/02/2026, 18:37]
chill
Bambi [04/02/2026, 18:37]
CHILL?
🐈⬛ [04/02/2026, 18:37]
oh ffs
Bambi [04/02/2026, 18:37]
MY SOULMATE FINDS ME SEXY
🐈⬛ [04/02/2026, 18:38]
i don’t remember saying that
Bambi [04/02/2026, 18:38]
AND YOU WANT ME TO CHILL
🐈⬛ [04/02/2026, 18:38]
i’m having sm regrets
Bambi [04/02/2026, 18:38]
I’LL NEVER BE CHILL AGAIN MIKE
🐈⬛ [04/02/2026, 18:38]
were you ever
Bambi [04/02/2026, 18:39]
YOU KNOW WHO I AM
AND YOU FIND ME HOT AF
I CAN’T BELIEVE IT
🐈⬛ [04/02/2026, 18:39]
again where did i say all that
Bambi [04/02/2026, 18:39]
Shhhh I know I speak fluent kitty by now
🐈⬛ [04/02/2026, 18:40]
ew fuck off
Bambi [04/02/2026, 18:40]
:)))))))))) Nothing can ruin my mood now
🐈⬛ [04/02/2026, 18:41]
ugh
next time i won’t say anything
why are you acting so crazy anyway
do you want me to believe you never get compliments
Bambi [04/02/2026, 18:41]
Lollll even so
It’s not the same when it comes from you
🐈⬛ [04/02/2026, 18:44]
whatever
enjoy it cause it’ll never happen again
Bambi [04/02/2026, 18:45]
You say that now
But when you’ll see me run all sweaty on the pitch dribbling past 10 guys sexily
Then what ;)
🐈⬛ [04/02/2026, 18:45]
oh my god
you lost your mind
i’m never running by the pitches again
Bambi [04/02/2026, 18:46]
Scared I’ll make your heart flutter with a sexy ass goal? ;-)
🐈⬛ [04/02/2026, 18:46]
where is all that confidence coming from
Bambi [04/02/2026, 18:46]
Now I know you find me hot I’ll be unstoppable
I hope you’re ready Mike :-)
🐈⬛ [04/02/2026, 18:47]
jesus fuck no
Bambi [04/02/2026, 18:47]
:)))))))))
🐈⬛ [04/02/2026, 18:53]
ugh
icb you’re so hung onto the fact i know what you look like
that you didn’t even react to the fact i went to see your painting at the exhibition
Bambi [04/02/2026, 18:53]
OH THAT’S RIGHT OMFG
YOU ACTUALLY WENT
I
AHHHH
My brain was not ready to process that much
Pls tell me what you thought?
🐈⬛ [04/02/2026, 18:55]
it’s amazing
your painting i mean
not the exhib
Bambi [04/02/2026, 18:55]
Oh? :’)
You really liked it?
You can be honest and tell me whatever you think you know!!
🐈⬛ [04/02/2026, 18:55]
yeah i know
and i’m telling you i loved it
it’s really special
whether or not you know the story behind it
but even more so after you told me
Bambi [04/02/2026, 18:58]
Oh :(((((((((((
Mikeeeeeee
🐈⬛ [04/02/2026, 18:58]
nvm i prefer overconfident you to emotional you
Bambi [04/02/2026, 18:58]
Oh? ;)
So you think it’s sexy when I’m confident? ;)
Noted ;)
🐈⬛ [04/02/2026, 18:59]
every day you grow more delusional
truly a feat
how do i make it stop
Bambi [04/02/2026, 18:59]
Send me a pic of you? ;)
🐈⬛ [04/02/2026, 18:59]
yeah good luck with that
Bambi [04/02/2026, 19:00]
MEAN
You know what I look like now it’s too unfair??
You gotta even the balance
How do I not even know your real name or what you look like by now
Like that’s crazy
🐈⬛ [04/02/2026, 19:00]
well
i guess i’m better than you at this whole anonymity thing
Bambi [04/02/2026, 19:01]
Clearly :-(
Be honest I wouldn’t be able to handle how pretty you are would I
🐈⬛ [04/02/2026, 19:01]
lol
probably not
Bambi [04/02/2026, 19:02]
WHAT
🐈⬛ [04/02/2026, 19:02]
what
did you think you’re the only confident one here
Bambi [04/02/2026, 19:03]
I’m going crazy AHHHHHHHH
Please please please what do I have to do to get a pic of you
🐈⬛ [04/02/2026, 19:03]
already begging huh
Bambi [04/02/2026, 19:03]
Don’t clock me like that
🐈⬛ [04/02/2026, 19:04]
lol ok puppy top
Bambi [04/02/2026, 19:04]
WHAT THE HELL
🐈⬛ [04/02/2026, 19:04]
lmaooo
ok
i gotta go
Bambi [04/02/2026, 19:04]
????? You’re gonna leave me after that???????
🐈⬛ [04/02/2026, 19:04]
lol yep
ebs is waiting for me
and i know this mf is gonna be on my ass tonight
so i prob can’t text more today
Bambi [04/02/2026, 19:05]
:-(
Why will he be on your ass?
🐈⬛ [04/02/2026, 19:05]
no reason
he’s just silly like that
anyway your bedtime is approaching fast
talk to you tomorrow
Bambi [04/02/2026, 19:05]
Lmaooooo fine
Enjoy your evening Mike!!! <3
🐈⬛ [04/02/2026, 19:06]
you too
sleep well
Bambi [04/02/2026, 19:06]
Oh trust I WILL