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2026-09-14
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2026-09-14
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"Kindness Trio" my ass

Anonymous

Summary:

Bachira: NEW GC NEW GC NEW GC

Isagi: bachira its 3 am
why do we have ANOTHER gc

Otoya: last time we had a gc it all went wrong

Karasu: i wonder why..

Hiori: I GET THE REFETRENCE

Chigiri: Well of course you do😭

Otoya: bro is chronically online

 

Or, ANOTHER blue lock chatfic, (this is a crack/joke fic) but they're in highschool! except my humor is TRASH and i only talk to 2 people regularly.. 💀

they play football time to time, and pretend the euro cast r transfers 💔

Notes:

hello heloo... first of all i wanna say that please dont except beautiful magical writing from me because im shitty at writing. this idea came to me when i was talking to my friend about blue lock and i decided, fuck it im gonna write a chatfic and this popped out. my ideas may be confusing at times but i promise its for the plot 💔 (theres no plot)

ships are also implied, im a multishipper so theres going to be (poor attempts) at flirting with every character .. its up to interpretation of which ship u want, u can also request a ship and i will try my best to write them!

btw, i havent finished reading the manga n the last time i read the manga was i think a year ago 💀 so im going off what i remember for the characters, so ofc theres gonna be some ooc (most chatfics r ooc anyways)

i think thats everything i wanted to say?? happy reading

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: NEW GC

Chapter Text

Ego Jinpachi created a new groupchat.

Ego Jinpachi added 10+ users.

Ego Jinpachi locked chat. 

Ego Jinpachi changed his nickname to Ego.

Ego changed Isagi Yoichi's nickname to Isagi.

Ego has made Isagi co-admin.

 

03:05 

 

Ego: New gc for you brats. 

        Behave. 

 

Ego went offline.

 

Oliver Aiku: the favoritism is showing... 

 

Bachira Meguru: NEW GC NEW GC NEW GC

 

Isagi: bachira its 3 am 
         why do we have ANOTHER gc 

 

Otoya Eita: last time we had a gc it all went wrong


            
Karasu Tabito: i wonder why.. 

 

Hiori Yo: I GET THE REFETRENCE 

 

Chigiri Hyouma: Well of course you do😭

 

Otoya Eita: bro is chronically online 

 

Oliver Aiku: can anyone change our names?.. 

                   it feels weird seeing all of yours full names 😭

 

Bachira Meguru: i cant 😔 

 

Chigiri Hyouma: i think only admins can do it 

                        isagi.. 👀

 

Isagi: im doin it already 😭 

         be pateint

 

Karasu Tabito: "pateint" 

 

Isagi: FUCK OFF 

 

Isagi has changed 10+ users nicknames.

 

Isagi: THERE

 

Bachira: YAYY THANK YOU SAGI :3

 

Isagi: no problem bachi :) 

 

Otoya: cough.. gays.. cough..

 

Chigiri: YOU cant be talking 🤨 

 

Hiori: EXACTLYY 

         esp with all the gay stuff you do w karasu 

 

Bachira: i dont think you can talk either hiro ..

 

Chigiri: ... 

 

Isagi: LMAOO chigiri got reminded 😭

 

Chigiri: SHUT UP 

            and dont act like you dont miss him too 🙄 

 

Aiku: is it only us 7 awake? 

 

Bachira: LEMME COUNt

             so we have me, isagi, chigiri, hiori, karasu, and the unc,, that makes us six!!

 

Aiku: UNC?!! 

 

Otoya: Oi?!! what about me?! 

 

Bachira: oops :3 hehe forgot about you for a moment ^^ 

 

Otoya: i thought we were bros 😭 

 

Aiku: 😭

 

Karasu: LMAOOO 

 

Isagi: guys imma head off to bed

         im really sleepy and we have class early in the mornin g 

 

Chigiri: tbh me too🥱

 

Bachira: okkii!! goodnight isagi :3 

 

Isagi: gn bachi :) 

 

Karasu: not even a gn for us 😭

 

Bachira: the rest of you dont matter, only isagi does 👹

 

Chigiri: right.. 

 

Otoya: anygays.. goodnight 

           anyways** 

 

Hiori: nah bro def didnt make a spelling mistake.. 

 

Ego: GO TO SLEEP.

 

Karasu: 😨 dalright.. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Notes:

hope u liked this shitty short chap.. i dont have a planning schedule so i js update wheneveer, i promise i wont die (yet) tho 💀💔

if u hav e any questions, feel free to ask and ill try my best to answet them :DD

anyways.. goodnight!!!! (or goodmorning or afternoon wherever you are)