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Chapter 3: hatsune miku really is a lil shit

Notes:

New characters- tamaki, honey senpai, lightbulb, martian and liechtenstein :>

also guys im sorry i may be a little larp larp sahur when it comes to ohshc as i havent finished it yet

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

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~🌹 Tamaki 🌹 added ~honey senpai!! :D 

 

~🌹 Tamaki 🌹 apologies everyone my fellow host club member wanted to be added after reading through this gc when he stole my phone 😙😙😙 i hope thats ok 😙😙😙 

 

~honey senpai!! :D hai guys 🥺🥺🥺 im honey senpai 🥺🥺🥺 i love my usa chan and cake 😄😄😄😄 yayyyyyyyyy 🎉🎉🎉😄

 

~🌹 Tamaki 🌹 hard to believe it but this is an 18 year old btw….

 

~Till 🎸 is that an ageplayer spotted in the wild 🫩

 

~Ichika ✮ was bro forced to eat cement at six years old 🥹🥹

 

~honey senpai!! :D reacted “😮” to ~Ichika ✮ ‘s message! 

 

~honey senpai!! :D no!!!!! Cement tastes horrible!!! 😔😔😔😔

 

~ tuna queen luka 🩷🐟 awww this guy is cute i like him 

 

~honey senpai!! :D reacted “❤️” to ~ tuna queen luka 🩷🐟 ‘s message! 

 

~ tuna queen luka 🩷🐟 DONT GET ANY IDEAS OK IM NOT A WEIRDO

 

~Till 🎸 nobody even said anything???

 

~erika ⊹ ࣪ ˖ hey at least it could be worse sometimes i have to babysit this annoying 11 year old who’s only knowledge goes towards roblox games and brainrot and it pisses my brother off that i dont have the guts to say no…

 

~ tuna queen luka 🩷🐟 aww im sorry that sucks 💔💔💔

 

~Till 🎸 why r we comparing an 18 year old to an 11 year old in the first place?...

 

~erika ⊹ ࣪ ˖  well im sorry….should i have not said anything in the first place? :< 

 

~ tuna queen luka 🩷🐟 no its ok we have free will after all 🩷🩷🩷

 

~ 𝔽𝕒𝕔𝕥𝕪 😆 𝚆𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚎, 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝙸 𝚊𝚍𝚍 𝚖𝚢 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝚝𝚘𝚘? :3

 

~HATSUNE MIKU!! Ofc the more the merrier!!!!!! But just so yk they cant leave ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😃😃😃😃😃😃

 

~ 𝔽𝕒𝕔𝕥𝕪 😆 added ~Lightbulb 💡🌟 and ~𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖙𝖎𝖆𝖓 😳

 

~ 𝔽𝕒𝕔𝕥𝕪 😆 𝚆𝚘𝚘𝚘 𝚑𝚒 𝚐𝚞𝚢𝚜!!!!!!!!1!1!!!

 

~Lightbulb 💡🌟 hi!!!!!!!!!

 

~𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖙𝖎𝖆𝖓 😳 whoa 😳 hi 😳

 

~Till 🎸 are you a real alien 😱😱😱

 

~𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖙𝖎𝖆𝖓 😳 yup 😳das me 😳 in da house 😳

 

~ Иван hmm you remind me of someone little alien 🤔

 

~ Иван do you perchance know an annoying grey alien named tony who speaks in swears and slurs and hangs around an obnoxious American fatass? 👀🥰

 

~𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖙𝖎𝖆𝖓 😳 yo my hb mentioned 😳 i had wonderd where he was i havent kept in touch with him in a while 

 

~ Иван and you deadass understand what that menace says?? Oh my 😲 how fascinating 😲 

 

~𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖙𝖎𝖆𝖓 😳 indeed i do 😳 tell him i said hi ok 🥺

 

~Till 🎸 i was just wondering if you ever used any other emojis guess you just proved my point

 

~𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖙𝖎𝖆𝖓 😳 reacted “✅” to ~Till 🎸 ‘s message! 

 

~𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖙𝖎𝖆𝖓 😳 anyways @~Lightbulb 💡🌟 why dontchu say something 😳

 

~Lightbulb 💡🌟 uhh something??

 

~erika ⊹ ࣪ ˖ dont feel pressured to say something i feel you…i only ever talk in this group chat to feel socially active. Its nice to meet new people every now and then but i wouldnt do it willingly 

 

~ feli 🥰🍝 Liechtenstein??? I didnt know you were here too how great 🥰anyways is your big bruder home 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂

 

~erika ⊹ ࣪ ˖ yes why??

 

~ feli 🥰🍝 FML guess i wont be taking any shortcuts i dont want to get slimed out again 😢

 

~erika ⊹ ࣪ ˖ im sure if you buy something he’ll let you through 

 

~ feli 🥰🍝 only if its on discount 😢 say why is everything so expensive where you are 😢😢😢 

 

~erika ⊹ ࣪ ˖ well im not sure if i can answer that im sorry :( 



・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・some time later…



~HATSUNE MIKU!! @everyone 

 

~Till 🎸 omd WHAT IS IT.

 

~Ichika ✮ hi miku!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

~HATSUNE MIKU!! reacted “❤️” to ~Ichika ✮ ‘s message!

 

~HATSUNE MIKU!! Hi ichika!!!!! How’s the band going??????

 

~Till 🎸 ahem. 

 

~HATSUNE MIKU!! Fuck you im talking to ichika

 

~Till 🎸 THEN WHY DID YOU TAG EVERYONE?!?!?!

 

~HATSUNE MIKU!! Bc im bored

 

~ Homura 𓆩♡𓆪 holy hypocrite if you tagged everyone then at least actually fulfill the part 🫩

 

~Ichika ✮ HELP I FEEL LIKE THAT ONE REACTION IMAGE WHERE ITS LIKE THE SHADOWS OF TWO PARENTS FIGHTING AND THEIR CHILD IS CRYING IN THE CORNER 

 

~ Иван ah yes that one. I saw a version where they were giving each other backshots instead it was weird until i saw that japan was the third wheel in this case and i felt better. I hope that happens to him sometime ☺️ 

 

~ 𝓷𝐞𝓷𝐞 ˖ 𝙠ৎ i was about to question it but i forgot for a moment that yall are some crazy countryhuman beings…”government secrets” my ass 😪😪😪

 

~ feli 🥰🍝 dont wish such bad things upon japan🥺 he doesnt deserve it🥺 

 

~ Иван little does he know… 👀

 

~ feli 🥰🍝 im not going to ask any further questions i think it’ll make things worse

 

~ Иван correct ✅✅✅

 

~Ichika ✮ miku are you still wondering about how’s leo/need going or?...

 

~HATSUNE MIKU!! Why not 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂

 

~Ichika ✮ well uhmm nothing new, but we’re doing well overall :D 

 

~HATSUNE MIKU!! Thats good 🥰🥰🥰

 

~Till 🎸 you have a band?? Thats really impressive /gen

 

~Ichika ✮ reacted “❤️” to  ~Till 🎸 ‘s message!

 

~Ichika ✮ thank you ^^ i play electric guitar and im also the lead vocals!! 

 

~Till 🎸 whoooaaa i play bass guitar but im not in a band sadly 💔 what’s your band’s name?? I wanna search them up on spotify 

 

~Ichika ✮ Leo/need !! :3 

 

~Till 🎸 reacted “👍” to ~Ichika ✮ ‘s message!! 

 

~Till 🎸 HOLY SHIT 300K MONTHLY LISTENERS??!?!!? I mean no wonder your music is very peak 

 

~Ichika ✮ reacted “❤️” to  ~Till 🎸 ‘s message!

 

~Ichika ✮ aww tytyty!!! Sorry im not used to receiving this much glaze lmao this is a bit awkward for me…

 

~ 𝓷𝐞𝓷𝐞 ˖ 𝙠ৎ you deserve all of it because your band MOGS 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ uh huh thats true 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ GO STREAM LEO/NEED EVERYONE!!!!!!!! RN!!!!!!!!!! 

 

~Ichika ✮ aaahhhh (˶> o <˵)

 

Gulp idk how to end this chapter i have no ideas yet so many at the same time

Notes:

idk why i didnt state this earlier but just a short translation note: Иван (russia's name) is pronounced like the name ivan in english (ee-van) again idk how i forgot to mention thsi earlier, maybe its bc russian is my first language so in my mind everyon would understand it whoops 😳😳😳