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Charles and Max
Charlie
Max
Max <3
Yes charles?
Charlie
Can you come to my dorm
Max <3
Why
Charlie
Im so comfy
And my heated blanket is off
And I really dont wanna get up
Max <3
Charles
Charlie
Yes?
Max <3
Are you serious
Charlie
Very
Max <3
Fine.
Charlie
Thank you Max
I love you
Max <3
Love you too
Eau Rogue Hall Official Chat
DU DU DU DU changed Charles Leclerc to Craig
Liam Lawson
Do i even wanna know?
DU DU DU DU
Know what?
Liam Lawson
Who the fuck is Craig
DU DU DU DU
Charles
Liam Lawson
Well no fucking duh
Why is Charles Craig
Faguette
We dont actually know
Tsunami
Pierre yes we do
Faguette
Yuki tf do you mean
Tsunami
I mean
We do know why charles is craig
Craig
We do
?
DU DU DU DU
We do??
Carlito
YES!
Remember in Math 120 when Professor Vettel had called you Craig instead of Charles on your first day
And you were like
Who the fuck is Craig
And he went
Oh, my mistake, I thought you were my friends son
And he showed you a photo of said friends son and he was really ugly
And you were like mortified
DU DU DU DU
Heheh I actually do remember this
Craig
I dont
Tsunami
Come on Charles it was so funny
Youve gotta remember
Craig
I really dont
Pierre and Yuki
Yukiiii
Charles is so stupid
Pierreeee
That never happened though
Yukiiii
EXACTLY
Pierreeee
Omfg.
Max and Charles
Charlie
Max im so confused I dont remember that happening
Max <3
Exactly
Charlie
What??
Read 11:12 AM
Charlie
MAX??
Read 11:14 AM
Eau Rogue Hall Official Chat
Posh British Boy
Oh god Charles this is terrible
Craig
No
Its beautiful
Britney
Oh come on man
I thought i got away from Britney
LH
Heh you thought
Britney
🖕
Nando
I thought you guys liked each other right now
I mean
Britney
Fernando shut up right now.
Nando
-
Shutting up now.
Craig
No way
Britney you made him shut up
Im proud
Britney
It’s Nico.
The Hulk
No I’m Nico
Britney
How many years can you make that joke?
The Hulk
Till I die baby
Posh British Boy
So in a week at a frat party you find?
Gabi Bortoleto
Frat parties?
DU DU DU DU
Gabi dont even try
Its how to get either killed, raped, or so lit you die
Gabi Bortoleto
Okay wow.
How lovely
Craig
Yall first years
Be present
Gabi Bortoleto
Hi
Liam Lawson
Hi as well
Kimi Antonelli
Hi
Oliver Bearman
Hey you stole my line
Hi
Isack Hadjar
Bonjour
Arvid Lindblad
Hola
Craig
Give each other stupid names
Like i am craig and max is DU DU DU DU
Yk
Liam Lawson changed Arvid Lindblad to Lint Roller
Lint Roller
Lint roller?
Liam Lawson
Lind-blad
Lind is practically Lint
Boom
Lint Roller
Lint Roller
Okay then
Isack Hadjar changed Oliver Bearman to Da Bear
Da Bear changed Kimi Antonelli to Pasta Man
Pasta Man changed Gabi Bortoleto to Old Man Dick Sucker
Old Man Dick Sucker
OKAY THAT WAS NOT NECESSARY
Pasta Man
Its true though
Da Bear
I mean he aint wrong
Old Man Dick Sucker
IT WAS ONCE
Pasta Man
TWICE!
Craig
Okay but like how old
Old Man Dick Sucker
He was only 4 years older than me
Pasta Man
The first one
The second one was 17 years older
Craig
SEVENTEEN
GABI
Old Man Dick Sucker
Okay in my defense he sucked my dick first
AND
He was so hot
DU DU DU DU
Do you know his name
Old Man Dick Sucker
No
I do have a photo of him though
Craig
OMG SEND IT
Old Man Dick Sucker
Fuck No
Old Man Residents
The Hulk
Oh god
Lew Lew
What
Nando
Whatd you do
Britney
??
The Hulk
I am the one who sucked Gabi’s dick
Lew Lew
What the fuck.
Georgina George
Nico. You are not.
Are you serious.
The Hulk
No I am so serious. Oh my god.
Holy fuck.
Nando
Maybe he doesn’t know
The Hulk
HE HAS A FUCKING PHOTO OF ME
HE'LL KNOW SOONER OR LATER
Britney
Maybe he'll ask you to suck his dick again
You never know
The Hulk
Ok but like
Best dick I ever sucked and best blow jod i ever got
Georgina George
Yeah I actually did NOT need to know that, Nico.
Britney
Oh no I so did. This is the best
Milk Duds
Son of Law
I just did something bad
Pastaaaa
What
Son of Law
Okay so I saw this guy in the lobby
And he looked familiar
He was talking to George complaining about something in his dorm
And then I realized
It is the guy who Gabi had sucked off
Gaaaaaay
No are you joking
Son of Law
No
His name is Nico
So it is either Nico Hulkenberg or Rosberg
Linty
Rosberg is like a Swedish sounding typa name
Hulkenberg is a german last name
Gaaaaaay
I sucked off Nico Hulkenberg.
Oh god I sucked off Nico Hulkenberg.
Eau Rogue Hall Official Chat
Estie Bestie
Hey does anyone have Webber’s English class
Landito
I do
Pastry
I also have his class. Me and Lando have it together
Estie Bestie
Can someone let me borrow their notes? I wasn’t there today.
Pastry
Its the first week?
Estie Bestie
We dont talk about it.
Craig
What were you getting up to Estie?
Estie Bestie
Nothing.
Craig
You sure?
Estie Bestie
Very sure
Faguette
I have all my notes from his class last year.
They should be similar.
You can use mine.
Estie Bestie
Thank you, Pierre.
Faguette
Of course
Charles and Pierre
French Man Uno
Charles I am going to fucking kill you
French Man Dos
Are you though?
Non
You’re not
French Man Uno
YOU WALKED IN ON ME HAVING SEX WITH ESTEBAN
French Man Dos
Yeah I apologize for that by the way
French Man Uno
You fucking better
French Man Dos
Ok but actually Pierre
What about Yuki
French Man Uno
I dont know Charles
I dont know
We’re not actually dating
And I know he wants to
And I want to as well
But I really like Esteban
French Man Dos
And you dont really like Yuki?
French Man Uno
I dont fucking know
Putain
French Man Dos
Putain indeed