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Command Batch 2 Chat Status: Active (4 members online):
CT-7567: [ACCESSING]
CT-7567: [ONLINE]
Command Batch 2 Chat Status: Active (5 members online):
CT-7567, CC-7563, CC-2224, CC-1010, CC-3636
CC-3636 changed display name to: Wolffe
Wolffe: if skywalker’s golden monstrosity doesn’t shut up, I swear to god i will shove him out of this gundhip.
CT-7567 changed display name to: Rex
Rex: gundhip
CT-2224 changed display name to: Cody
CT-7563 changed display name to: Keeli
CT-1010 changed display name to: Fox
Fox: gundhip
Wolffe: *gunship
Keeli: gundhip
Cody: gundhip
Wolffe: *GUNSHIP
Wolffe: blocked. blocked. None of you are free from sin.
Wolffe: i will shove you all out of a gunship
Fox: joke’s on you, i never leave my office
Command Batch 2 Chat Status: Active (6 members online):
Rex, Keeli, Cody, Fox, Wolffe, CC-5052
CC-5052 changed display name to: Bly
Bly: is it bully Wolffe hour? U guys should have told me.
Wolffe: get hit by a truck
Bly: im in hypersapce how does that work
Wolffe: hypersapce
Bly: *hyperspace
Wolffe: how come u guys dont bully Bly like u bully me
Fox: we like bly
Rex: Bly is nice
Cody: Bly has never bitten me
Rex: Wolffe has actually bitten u
Cody: multiple times
Cody: u weren’t with us yet
Rex: how did i even get in ur batch
Rex: im a ct
Rex: so is keeli
Cody: WEVE NEVER TOLD U THE STORY?!?!??!??!?
Bly: OMG WE NEVER TOLD HIM
Wolffe: Cody found u in the trash can
Rex: wut
Cody: not true
Fox: basically true
Cody: so
Cody: here’s the tale
Cody: i was sneaking into the medbay to get boosters for Bly cuz he always has a cold
Cody: and i found u in a cradle and they were doing experiments so i snatched u out of there
Cody: cuz them longnecks ain’t experimenting on my vod
Wolffe: screenshotted
Wolffe: Cody is a cradle snatcher
Wolffe: that’s where ur men get it from
Cody: THAT WAS TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT
Wolffe: shouldn’t have put it in the chat
Fox: he’s right. Saved for the folder
Cody: ANYWAYS
Cody: brought u back to the barracks
Cody: and everyone was like were keeping him but then we had to go to training and the longnecks grabbed u
Cody: so
Wolffe: I bit them
Command Batch 2 Chat Status: Active (11 members online):
Rex, Keeli, Cody, Fox, Wolffe, Bly, CC-1138, CC-8826, CC-4926, CC-1993, CC-6454
CC-1138 changed display name to: Bacara
CC-8826 changed display name to: Neyo
CC-4926 changed display name to: Blackout
CC—1993 changed display name to: Jet
CC-6454 changed display name to: Ponds
Bly: welcome everyone glad u could join us
Cody: welcome everybody we are telling the story of how i acquired rex
Bacara: u mean the baby theft story
Command Batch 2 Chat Status: Active (12 members online):
Rex, Keeli, Cody, Fox, Wolffe, Bly, Bacara, Neyo, Blackout, Jet, Ponds, CC-1004
CC-1004 changed display name to: Gree
Gree: why are we stealing babies
Blackout: were telling stories abt stealing babies
Gree: i see
Cody: SO AS I WAS SAYING
Cody: i took u and ran to the hangar
Cody: and went to 17 and told him that they were trying to take u
Cody: like cabry
Rex: who is cabry
Cody: old vod. Used to be part of our batch
Wolffe: he had blue eyes
Keeli: oh
Fox: yeah
Cody: and 17 told blitz and havoc and colt and i to take the shuttle up and hide from the longnecks
Cody: and he went and yelled at them a bunch
Cody: and then we got to keep u
Blackout: MOV.3423
Cody: what is this
Blackout: js watch it
Bly: fdsajioaaiodhijoashigfgioahsigode
Wolffe: HOW DID U GET THIS!!!!
Blackout: i hacked the cameras after the whole incident
Blackout: i need blackmail
Blackout: and u biting a longneck is great blackmail
Blackout: ALSO
Blackout: MOV.5747
Wolffe: NO
Fox: send them to me i need to add them to the file
Keeli: why does he fall like that
Gree: ragdoll animation style
Neyo: can’t believe they shocked u like that
Wolffe: THANK YOU AT LEAST SOMEONE HAS SOME SYMPATHY
Neyo: funny as hell
Wolffe: >:(
Wolffe: i hate all of u guys
Wolffe: i hope u all get hit by speeders
Jet: hard to do in hyperspace
Bly: @ponds tell ur story
Bly: @ponds
Jet: @ponds
Wolffe: @ponds
Blackout: @ponds
Cody: @ponds
Fox: @ponds
Rex: @ponds
Neyo: @ponds
Bacara: @ponds
Keeli: why
Keeli: what story
Keeli: what do u know
Ponds: is somebody dying why is everybody @ me
Ponds: OH
Ponds: that story
Ponds: remember when i kidnapped u and made u join our batch instead of staying with urs
Keeli: oh that
Keeli: yeah
Keeli: didnt i kick u in the face
Rex: iaohfioahidodosnooihndasoghghaoehriodhvn
Neyo: BE SO FOR REAL
Neyo: @Blackout
Bly: @Blackout
Rex: @Blackout
Jet: @Blackout
Wolffe: @Blackout
Blackout: IM LOOKING
Blackout: STOP @ ME
Blackout: FOUND IT
Blackout: MOV.4833
Cody: damn
Wolffe: nice kick
Neyo: straight to the face good aim
Ponds: everybody die
Fox: i want to does that count
Ponds: not u fox js everybody else
Fox: aw man
Keeli: what did i do
Ponds: also not u vod’ika
Ponds: everybody else die
Rex: so lowkey kinda gotta go the general’s jumping off buildings again
Cody: imma pretend i didn’t read that
Cody: try not to die before i get there
Fox: the tactician in me is crying
Ponds: all of us are crying vod
Ponds: but i gotta go General Windu says we’re going to Dantooine
Fox: oop stone says there’s another riot gotta go
Wolffe: @Fox another one
Fox: fourth this week
Bly: gotta go aayla and i are planning next assault on felucia
Jet: aayla
Ponds: aayla
Fox: aayla
Cody: aayla
Blackout: oooh plan a date while ur at it
Bacara: a wedding perhaps
Jet: dont forget to invite us
Bly: u know im with Ponds now everybody die
Bly has blocked this chat for: 10:00 minutes
Command Batch 2 Chat Status: Active (7 members online):
Keeli, Wolffe, Bacara, Neyo, Blackout, Jet, Gree
Keeli: ok we’re headed to ryloth bye everybody
Wolffe: going to muunilist bye
Neyo: going to Dantooine with Ponds
Command Batch 2 Status: Active (4 members online):
Bacara, Blackout, Jet, Gree
Bacara: bye going to ilum
Blackout: doing something on coruscant have fun guys
Jet: going to hypori
Gree: idk where were going but bye
Command Batch 2 Chat Status: Inactive
Bly has blocked this chat for: 8:54 minutes