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Ottawa's finest mommy's
(Carrie)
It has officially been 1 week since ilya joined!!!
1 more week to go before you become an official member🤗 which means you need to come to one more play date aswell. And it's Monday the day we usually schedule are weekly play dates.
So who would like to host? Becuase I'm not letting 12 toddlers in my house again until atleast a month... I'm still recovering.
(Abby)
Can't we like go to a public park this time?
(Carrie)
Trying to get out of it i see🤨
(Abby)
Hey my house is to small to host and my backyard is like 2 inches of land!!!! I CAN'T HOST...please dont make me😣
(Kate)
I don't think about public park would work you guys know Noah likes to run into the street.
(Emily)
You need to put a leash on that kid😂
(Kate)
Hey☹️
(Ilya)
Can I host?
Ik im not an official member yet but my house is spacious I can have all 12 toddlers here
(Carrie)
Oohhh thats a great idea ilya we would love for you to host!!! Now we just need to pick a day and time.
We usually only have play dates on the weekends becuase some of us have to work but we could do a week day it just has to be after 5. It's your house so you can ultimately choose what you would like.
(Ilya)
I can do Tuesday at 6 my husband will be gone for a meeting then and won't be back for 4 hours so we can do play date then
(Emily)
He's gone alot
(Ilya)
Busy job
(Carrie)
Everyone @abby @kate @tessa @emily
Does tomorrow at 6 work for you guys?
(Kate)
Works for me.
(Abby)
Same🫡
(Tessa)
Same
(Emily)
Works for me to😏
(Ilya)
Great I send address
(Sent addres)
See you tomorrow😁
WAGS🤪
(Ilya *hollander*)
Help!!! how do I prepare for 12 toddlers in my house???
(Harris *barrett*)
What?
(Lisa *hayes*)
Jesus how many secret love children did you just discover😮
(Cassie *boodram*)
Wait if their toddlers then that means they were conceived when you were with shane???
(Ilya *hollander*)
🙄you girls think so little of me
No is for play date there will be 10 toddlers coming over 12 adding my girls
(Lisa *hayes*)
Oh that makes more sense. But who else do you know that has toddlers except us???
(Ilya *hollander*)
I join mommy and me group
(Cassie *boodram*)
Why when you have us?
(Ilya *hollander*)
You guys are depressing last time we had a wine night we spent all night consoling Selena while she was crying because nick had missed their daughter's dance recital
(Lisa *hayes*)
Hey were not depressing😠
(Harris *barrett*)
He's not wrong.
(Ilya *hollander*)
Are any of you gonna help me🤨
(Cassie *boodram*)
I can come over and help setup
(Ilya *hollander*)
Yay🤗 this is why your my favorite wag😍
(Cassie *boodram*)
I already agreed to help you don't have to sweet talk me🤣 do you know if any of their kids have allergies and what snacks and drinks to prepare?
(Ilya *hollander*)
Oh I should have asked that huh
(Cassie *boodram*)
🤦♀️your hopeless
Carrie King
(Ilya)
Hey carrie I was just wondering if any of the toddlers had allergies
So ik what snacks to prepare 🤔
(Carrie)
Oh thats really nice of you to prepare snacks lord knows I can't afford to feed 12 toddlers😅
I have a list of all the kids allergies and what their favorite snacks are I'll send you the link to the google doc.
(Sent link)
(Ilya)
Thank you❤️
Also are the kids okay with dogs i have one but dont worry she's a big sweetheart
(Carrie)
Oh yeah abby has a dog to so no worries there!
Ottawa's finest mommy's🔒
(Carrie)
Ilya is so sweet he is getting snacks for are kids🥰
(Sent screenshot of ilya's and Carrie's text thread)
(Kate)
He is very kind. We should definitely make him an official member next week.
(Abby)
I seconded that!!! Why have you never done that carrie🤨 he's trying to tale your place as head mommy and he's winning🤣
(Carrie)
Girl i can barely afford snacks for my 4 kids🤣 their stomachs are bottomless pits😫
(Tessa)
Did you guys see his address he lives in the nice part of town where all those big ass houses are
(Abby)
The houses that could be classified as hotels with how many rooms they have?
(Tessa)
Yeah those houses. I wonder what his husband does for a living to afford a house like that
I need to get a husband like that
(Emily)
Ugh🙄 don't talk about his husband to me I don't want to hear about my competition 😤
(Carrie)
Girl he ain't leaving his rich husband for you🤦♀️
(Emily)
I'm okay being his side piece😌
(The next day after the play date)
Ottawa's finest mommy's
(Carrie)
Thank you sooo much for hosting ilya. You have a lovely home!
(Ilya)
It's not so lovely now that 12 toddlers have ran through it
I'm trying to clean up best i can before my husband comes home so he doesn't flip out😫
(Carrie)
Oh no I'm so sorry i should of stayed back to help clean. I didn't know your husband was like that.
(Abby)
Yeah are you gonna be okay? When is he coming home maybe i can come back to help clean up
(Ilya)
?
Why would I not be okay??
(Abby)
Because you said if you don't clean the house your husband is gonna flip out on you?
(Ilya)
Oh no I didn't mean to imply that I meant flip out becuase he is neat freak 😜 he would stay up all night cleaning instead of coming to sleep with me
He does not flip out in the other way
(Abby)
Oh so sorry to imply he did your message just confused me😅
(Carrie)
Yeah I didn't mean it like that, and sorry I couldn't stay back to help clean up. It's just that my youngest was getting very tired and if he doesn't go to bed then he starts crying.
(Ilya)
No worries👍 I don't mind cleaning up it was very nice seeing you all again I think Yana is coming out of her clam more
(Kate)
Clam?
(Ilya)
You know when someone is becoming less shy they come out of their clam
(Abby)
Shell, coming out of their shell Is the saying not clam.🤣
(Ilya)
Stupid English always messes me up😒
Ottawa's finest mommy's🔒
(Kate)
I figured it out.
(Abby)
Weird way to start a conversation 🤔
(Carrie)
Did you go on that date i planned for you!!! 😁
(Kate)
No. I figured out why ilya looks familiar.
(Emily)
Why did you sleep with him before
Was he good in bed
How big was it
TELL ME
(Kate)
Calm down Emily, no i didn't sleep with before. The reason he looks familiar is because i used to date this guy who was a huge hockey fan, and his favorite team was the Ottawa Centaurs because his favorite player was on that team.
(Abby)
Okay and what does that mean???
(Kate)
His favorite player being Ilya Rozanov!
(Abby)
Oh so there's a hockey player with the same name as ilya and his name was familiar to you🤔
(Kate)
🤦♀️No. He is Ilya Rozanov the famous retired hockey player married to the famous not retired hockey player Shane Hollander!
(Carrie)
Oh I've heard of shane hollander my husband is a huge fan for his birthday last year I got him a shane hollander jersey!!!
Wait is ilya really married to him
(Kate)
(Sent an article from 6 years ago titled [The first husband's of Hockey] )
This article has pictures from their wedding.
(Abby)
Oh thats sooo cool we met a celebrity 😀
(Tessa)
Wait shane hollander as in rose Landry's ex boyfriend!!!
(Emily)
What.
(Carrie)
Oh yeah i remember when that happened that was when my husband and me first started dating! Good times I remember his friend group was always talking about it.
(Abby)
Oh that guy can pull first rose Landry then ilya 2 very attractive people😉
(Tessa)
That explains why his house was so nice, did you guys see the backyard it had a massive pool and a seperat hot tub😲 my dream
(Carrie)
You guys should of seen his garage he had like three sports cars and two jeep looking cars!!!
(Emily)
I wonder what his bed looks like😚
💋🥰freckles😍🥵
(Shane)
Ilya why is there a massive red stain on our couch?
(Ilya)
Uhh I dont know what your talking about🤔
(Shane)
Did you give the girls Kool-aid, again you know they always spill it. And on my white couch to.
I'm going to be up all night cleaning this.
(Ilya)
What no come up stairs to bed with me
Clean kool aid tomorrow
(Shane)
No, stains like this need to be treated right away. I can tell you scrubbed it in by the way.
(Ilya)
😒
well atleast you didn't see the other stains
(Shane)
WHAT, what other stains.
Ilya what other stains.
Please tell me.
I'm coming up stairs.
(Ilya)
🥵