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Chapter 10

Notes:

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(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

HELP

 

Rylie 🧡: Court I have a question 

 

Court # 12: I might have an answer 

 

Rylie 🧡: where do you get your burner phones from?

 

Court # 12: from people I have absolutely no intention of ever letting you be around 

 

Court # 12: why 

 

Rylie 🧡: well 

 

Rylie 🧡: I'm sure you saw that Ryder’s bail was paid and he's out on house arrest now until the trial is over with 

 

Rylie 🧡: and he's maybe been texting me?

 

Rylie 🧡: like non stop?

 

Rylie 🧡: and I've been blocking his number but he just keeps getting new ones and if I can just use a burner phone for the next few weeks I'd rather do that then going through the hassle of getting a whole new phone?

 

Colt: he's been WHAT

 

Court # 12: I'll give you one of mine 

 

Rylie 🧡: oh no you don't have to do that Court, I'm sure you need those 

 

Colt: THAT ASSHOLE HAS BEEN TEXTING YOU???? 

 

Colt: WHATS HE SAYING????

 

Rylie 🧡: it's just stupid stuff 

 

Rylie 🧡: how much he misses me and stuff like that 

 

Colt: I'm gonna beat the shit out of him 

 

Court # 12: Colton no 

 

Colt: >:( 

 

Colt: we’ll have your weird nebulous suitationship (?) beat the shit out of him then 

 

Colt: he's CIA like you isn't he? All weird and mysterious and off the grid?

 

Colt: no one will ever know 

 

Court # 12: Zack will not be doing that either if he knows what's good for him 

 

Court # 12: and neither will you Zoya

 

Rylie 🧡: who’s Zoya

 

Colt: why did you phrase it like that 

 

Court # 12: did you take screenshots Rylie? Those need to be sent to the judge and lawyers, Ryder isn't supposed to be getting in contact with either of you and he knows it

 

Colt: Court no hold on back up why Did You Phrase It Like That

 

Rylie 🧡: yeah Simon helped me do it

 

Colt: SIMON helped you????

 

Rylie 🧡: yeah?

 

Rylie 🧡: we’re out having coffee and my phone keeps blowing up so he asked me who it was 

 

Rylie 🧡: he suggested the burner phone actually 

 

Colt: wait

 

Colt: you're not in the apartment??

 

Rylie 🧡: no?

 

Rylie 🧡: I told you I was leaving? 

 

Rylie 🧡: although in hindsight you might have been a little too busy having Jody stick her tongue down your throat to notice 

 

Colt: okay 1.) rude 

 

Colt: 2.) if you're not home then who the fuck am I hearing moving around in the living room

 

Colt: Court that better be you 

 

Court # 12: no I'm at the same coffee shop Rylie is. Zack had one of my extra phones so I asked him to drop it off 

 

Court # 12: discreetly 

 

Court # 12: which he’s not doing apparently

 

Rylie 🧡: you are???

 

Rylie 🧡: I don't see you??

 

Court # 12: and now he's going to set the phone on the kitchen table and get out of the apartment before Colt can get up and out of his room and see him if he wants to sleep in the same bed with us tonight 

 

Court # 17: :p 

 

Court # 17: u nvr let me have any fun 6

 

Court # 12: get out of my brother's apartment 

 

Court # 17: yea yea im goin

 

Court # 17: srsly tho kid u gotta get better locks 

 

Colt: ????

Notes:

the next chapter of kinktober stuff is coming I promise I just had to get this one out of my system real quick