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6:23 pm
shittyboys changed tananananaka's name to noshit
Sugamama: my sons
Sugamama: my sons have matching shitty names
rOLLINGTHUNDERRRR: B R O
noshit: B R O
rOLLINGTHUNDERRRR: LETS M E M E
smolestlesbo: oh nice someone is gonna meme
imsuffering: another day
imsuffering: another day to suffer
videogames: heres a little lesson in crippling depression
sweetestcake: im suffering
imsuffering: you havent seen true suffering yet you poor soul
smolestlesbo: this chapter is all over the place and so is the writing style
Sugamama: i wont hesitate to ground you bitch
smolestlesbo: fuck
Sugamama: l a n g u a g e
smolestlesbo: heck***
smolestlesbo: yamaguchi
smolestlesbo: yamagaychi
saltiestfry: someone call me?
smolestlesbo: come here right the fuck now
Sugamama: yachi what the fuck did i just fucking say you son of a bitch
tolestlesbo: did you just call my girlfriend a bitch
smolestlesbo: oooooooooo mom is in TROUBLE!!1!!!11!!
smolestlesbo: but seriously yams come here right the fuck now because i have something amazing
saltiestfry: mkay then gaychi
6:41 pm
saltiestfry: holy fuck guys
Sugamama: fucking language bitch
sweetestcake: yes tadashi
saltiestfry: i look like a fucking princess
saltiestfry: *princess.jpeg*
smolestlesbo: this is the beauty i make
ilovtobi: WOAH!!
ilovtobi: YAMAGUCHI U LOOK AMAZING!!!
saltiestfry: thanks hinata!!
sweetestcake: yamaguchi where the fuck are you
saltiestfry: yachi's house
6:47 pm
smolestlesbo: *slam.vid*
smolestlesbo: HE JUST
smolestlesbo: SLAMS THE DOOR OPEN
smolestlesbo: AND THEN RUNS TO YAMS
smolestlesbo: AND KISSES HIM
Sugamama: THATS SO FUCKING CUTE WHAT THE FUCK
Sugamama: DAICHI WHY CANT WE BE LIKE THAT
Daddyichi: suga calm the fuck down
smolestlesbo: ive
smolestlesbo: ive been kicked out of my own house??
smolestlesbo: yamaguchi ur lucky that my mom is away on a trip or else youd be fucking dead
Sugamama: use protection
ilovtobi: ARENT THEY TOO YOUNG FOR THIS SUGAWARA???
Sugamama: says the one whos fucked kageyama multiple times
ilovshou: it was only 4 times okay
ilovshou: compare that to how many times u and daichi have fucked
smolestlesbo: are we
smolestlesbo: are we just going to openly talk about how many times weve fucked our partners
ilovtobi: APPARENTLY!!
shittyboys: what the fuck did i just walk in on
Sugamama: how many times ennoshita
Sugamama: H O W M A N Y
shittyboys: WE JUST STARTED DATING LIKE A DAY AGO CHILL
noshit: 2
rOLLINGTHUNDERRRR: N I C E B R O
saltiestfry: fyi, me and tsukki did not fuck
saltiestfry: we just watched videos
saltiestfry: dinosauidjkasjdkajdskdj
sweetestcake: videos just videos
smolestlesbo: welp thats enough get out of my house u fuckers
saltiestfry: :((((
smolestlesbo: ...
smolestlesbo: fine a sleepover
smolestlesbo: hinata kageyama come join us
ilovtobi: YAY!!!
Sugamama: back in my days we didnt have sleepovers
smolestlesbo: ur literally 2 years older than us shut up