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Me
u still wanna do this Thing™
Tim
By 'Thing™' I assume you mean meet up?
Me
ya
so
do ya?????
cos i get it if u dont
its ok
no harm no foul
Me
BOI
i canny do this
body: sweating
mind: over thinking
feet: cold
i am forcibly removed from Gotham
Roy
shut up Jay it'll be fine
Me
nah
im gonna die
of embarassment
or murder
or heart failure
oh god
tell bruce i love him
tell dick i love and accept his dick loving ways
this is the end
tell dami i still hate him
Roy
tell them yourself you big baby
nothing bad will happen, I swear on rose's life
Me
bold. risky. innovative. i don't like it.
Me
hey what was ur first date w Wally like??????
??????
o ur at work
ok just msg me back when u finish
its an emergency
hey is this the kind of emergency that means i can come to the station
no probably not
???????
i'm tempted tho
Brother Bear
Please don't come to the station unless it's a genuine emergency
also it was really super sweet! we went to a movie and then a fair ground.
he won me a teddy bear.
wait
we're not dating
we're just friends
Me
y'all shut the fuck up
do u think i was born yesterday
do u think any of us were
we know u
we know u!!!!!!!
Brother Bear
...fine.
I just don't want to make a big deal out of it. Didn't want to.
Anyway it wasn't that long ago, before that it was just you know
Me
ok groSS
but i'm glad it's worked out for u bro
...
do u love him?
Brother Bear
Yeah. i do.
Me
then u should really tell Bruce
like we know
but i think he'd like 2 hear it out loud from u
Brother Bear
you're probably right
why are you asking?
is this about your not date?
Me
ADJHE
nO
hoW
i ...h8 this family
Brother Bear
U love this family don't lie
Me
aight u got me there, i love moST of u
did the one i don't love tell u????
Brother Bear
Actually no
Bruce texted me last night
Me
u wot
Brother Bear
yeah he overheard u or something
Me
oh so y'all can talk about MY personal life but not ur own hmmMMMMm
Brother Bear
i also heard from Wally that bart's friend was meeting up w someone who sounded suspiciously like u
the wests r nothing but gossips
Tim
Of course I do. It was my idea, remember?
Me
and to Damian, the lil rat that lives in the wall next to me and blares loud, trashy music like nickelback and coldplay all night long, i bequeath absolutely nothing
Shithead
You can't stop me from taking your shit when you're dead, Todd.
That PS4 is mine and I will pry it from your cold, dead hands if I have to
I will dance on your grave with the controllers while Bruce weeps in the background
I'll mould your ashes into a stand for it
Me
good lord
Tim
Do you?
Me
absolutely
Tim
Good
Me
yeah
Princess
ur not here for a pep talk are you?
Me
ofc not
just advise me
shirt or tshirt?????
cos i look... banging in a collared shirt
would that be too much?????
Princess
depends
u wanna impress him?
Me
yeS
Princess
go for the shirt. unbutton the top two buttons and you will look bangin
Me
ily
Tim
It's 6.40. I'm giving you another ten minutes.
Me
turn around