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2018-06-26
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2018-06-26
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Mineta Dies

Summary:

Goodbye Trashbag baby.

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(See the end of the work for notes.)

Chapter 2: Oops

Summary:

I don't remember writing any of this but I gotta finish what I started even though it has already ended. Mineta hasnt died enough yet.

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Chapter Text

The grape headed villian arose from the dead, screeching out his battlecry. "If she breathes... she's a thot!!!" bellows the tiny, tiny little man that was dead only a single chapter ago. The lil rat bitch decidedly decided to decide to look at anime tiddies online, because he decided to recharge his biggest superpower; being a huge ass pervert.

As suddenly as Rat Bitch rose, our favorite boy Iida bursts into diaper baby's lair. As he retaliates with "all women are queens" the force of our favorite feminist icon who we stan's words made purple nurple's computer come to life and beat purple nurples ass for being so goddamn ratchet.

Rip but not really lmao

Notes:

Im starting my final semester of high school in 7 hours what am I doing right now...

Is highschool 1 or 2 words?

The US Education system has failed me again.

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Y'all im tired as shit and my phones at 4% but that doesnt remove the validity of this fanfiction.