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AC: :33 so you’re f33ling a little pity for karkitty then?
CT: D --> Platonic pity
CT: D --> Nothing more
AC: :33 *ac waits patiently for the other foot-covering device to fall*
CT: D -->
CT: D -->
CT: D --> At the moment
AC: :33 h33 h33! i knew it!
AC: :33 i’m so glad fur you!
AC: :33 and just so you know, no, i don’t fur33l like that for karkitty anymore.
AC: :33 that was a sw33p ago, you know!
CT: D --> I’m glad
CT: D --> He is not worthy of
CT: D --> I mean
CT: D --> I
AC: :33 *ac pats the strong stallion comfurtingly for she knows how confursing red felines can be*
CT: D --> I don’t even know if it’s red
CT: D --> I mean
CT: D --> I would never
CT: D --> EVER
CT: D --> Give you up
CT: D --> But....
AC: :33 aw, it’s okay equius! any kind of romantic f33ling can be confursing, especially if you’ve nefur thought of them that way befur!
AC: :[[ but on that note, i have to ask about....other fur33lings of yours, that never seem like that got wrapped up....
CT: D --> If you are referring to Aradia, then I am
CT: D --> Perhaps not completely over her
CT: D --> But aware that her only feelings for me will ever be caliginous
AC: :((
CT: D --> I am fine, Nepeta, don’t worry
CT: D --> Thank you for this
AC: :33 aww, what are meowrails for?
CT: D --> Indeed
CT: D --> Also, thank you for not prying into...
CT: D --> You know
AC: :33 of course! i would nefur make you betray your convictions.
AC: :oo even if blood color doesn’t matter to me.
CT: D --> Thank you
AC:
*diamond*
CT:
*diamond*
CT: D --> Well then...
AC: :33 karkitty was asking about you.
CT: D --> What
AC: :33 h33 h33 h33!
CT: D --> Nepeta
AC: :33 don’t worry!
AC: :33 you’ll s33 soon.
CT: D --> See what
arsenicCatnip has absconded the fuck out of here
CT: D --> Darn
Your answer comes not too much later. You are working on a part for your latest creation, moonlight streaming in through the windows, when your computer alerts you to a new message.
You check it.
You double take.
CG: HEY FUCKTARD
CG: OH GOD THAT’D BE JUST MY FUCKING LUCK WOULDN’T IT.
CT: D --> Vantas
CT: D --> What do you want
CG: OH, THANK FUCK.
CG: TELL ME YOU’RE HOME RIGHT NOW.
CT: D --> What does that
CG: YES OR NO GODDAMMIT.
CT: D --> Yes
CT: D --> I am in my hive
CG: WELL GET THE FUCK DOWN HERE AND LET ME IN THEN
CT: D --> What
You look out the window.
Karkat Vantas, hunched over a cheap husktop and wrapped in an unseasonable coat, glares back up at you.