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    Wade is contracted to kill Spider-man, but after some surveillance he decides the hero is just too chill to kill. Too sweet to defeat. Too squish to extinguish. Too golden boy to destroy. (Etcetera.)

    Somehow, instead of blowing up in his face, it avalanches into a tentative friendship filled with crime-fighting, Netflix bingeing, top notch take-out, city-saving, shenanigans, weird alien symbiotes, and personal growth.

    Which is pretty much when Wade knows he’s fucked. But like, maybe in the good way, for once?

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    15 Feb 2025

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    It’s obvious to everyone but Deadpool that Spider-Man is in love with him.

    (Basically: 5 times Someone Else realized Spider-Man was down bad for Deadpool, and one time Wade learned it for himself.)

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    05 Feb 2025

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    An up-and-coming masked hero is revealed to be a serial killer, and the public is terrified. Everyone's demanding that Spider-Man reveal his identity for their own safety, and as if that isn't enough, Deadpool is hired to make sure it happens. Peter's stressed enough as it is with work and rent and school and a new super villain cropping up — he just doesn't have time for this. He especially doesn't have time for Deadpool accosting Peter Parker, wanting Spider-Man's photographer to help track down the elusive hero.

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    Everything seems to be going wrong all at once. It's a miracle Peter hasn't had a breakdown.

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    05 Feb 2025

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    5 times Wade bumps into Peter Parker + 1 time he realizes Peter Parker is Spider-Man.

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    02 Feb 2025

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    Wade scoffs, shaking his head and elbowing Peter in the side. “Sure,” he says, sarcastic. “That’s why your spidey-sense doesn’t see me.”

    Peter’s on the verge of laughing, wanting to join Wade in his amusement, but he freezes. His entire body goes still. He finds himself staring at a roof three buildings over, not even looking at anything. Two blocks away, a car alarm finally shuts off.

    “I never told you that,” Peter says, the realization startling him.

    Or: Peter's starting to realize just how much Wade knows about him.

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    22 Jan 2025