the_wicked_child
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“Only one game exists. All other games exist within it. Do you understand?” Oh gave him his usual infuriatingly curious expression.
“Yes.” And In-ho did, this time. Probably.
“Good. What game is this?”
“The game of existence.”
“Yes. What are the rules of the game?”
“Number one - you exist. Number two - the rules are whatever you believe the rules are.”
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A character study of Frontman, an existential dialogue, and something of a love story.
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bad timing (the clock ticks in spite of us) by the_wicked_child
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
29 Jan 2021
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Framed for a felony drug charge while vying for an internship at Stark Industries, Peter Parker loses his scholarship, job opportunities, six months of freedom, and faith in the criminal justice system.
Although Peter is still secretly Spider-man, he is now more commonly known as Mouse, a dishwasher at NYC's Hellhouse and Weasel’s unofficial messenger boy.
We do what we must.
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it isn’t the storm (that makes the ocean dangerous) by shut UP and DIE with me (the_wicked_child), the_wicked_child
Fandoms: Gotham (TV)
09 Jun 2020
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“We call it bacha posh,” the man explains, eyeing Oswald with a frown.
“I’m sorry,” Oswald blinks up at him in confusion, masking his irritation. “What’s that mean?”
“Girls that dress as boys.”
His entire body spasms with objection and his grip on the can tightens, taking a half step back.
“It is not so strange, but you are too old for this,” He goes on to say, blocking with a heavy hand on the nearest shelf in Oswald’s path when he tries to go around him again.“Your mother does you a disservice the longer she allows this to continue. You’ll be a woman soon, as soon as you begin to bleed -”
Oswald pitches the can at him so hard he hears the crunch of his nose caving in.
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where the light is by the_wicked_child
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
06 May 2020
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On occasion, Peter finds himself in a Kink Club, mostly to remind himself that what he's looking for - if he were even able to put it into words in the first place - doesn't actually exist outside of his own head.
This time, though, is different, because when he looks across the bar, Wade Wilson is there.
(Wade and Peter have been doing team ups for a few years now. Wade's seen Peter's face, Peter's seen his, so when they meet eyes at the club, as themselves, the jig is up. Then, the jig is down.)
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we are all meant for softer things (even, especially, you) by the_wicked_child
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
21 Feb 2019
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Wade is contracted to kill Spider-man, but after some surveillance he decides the hero is just too chill to kill. Too sweet to defeat. Too squish to extinguish. Too golden boy to destroy. (Etcetera.)
Somehow, instead of blowing up in his face, it avalanches into a tentative friendship filled with crime-fighting, Netflix bingeing, top notch take-out, city-saving, shenanigans, weird alien symbiotes, and personal growth.
Which is pretty much when Wade knows he’s fucked. But like, maybe in the good way, for once?
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- Part 1 of we are soft
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we are soft by the_wicked_child
Fandom: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
21 Feb 2019
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Harry Potter and the Greatest Show by shadowscribe
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Jul 2022
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The last real thing Harry remembers is standing across from Voldemort and watching the killing curse fly at his face.
Then he visited a fluffy white limbo that somewhat resembles King Cross Station and instead of choosing to move on or go back he does something else entirely.
And wakes up in his cupboard on the morning of Dudley's eleventh birthday.
Because that makes sense.
(No. No it doesn't.)
But Harry is going to roll with it anyway.
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- Part 1 of Look At My Life
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19 Jan 2025
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Jayce says, “I’ve given massages before. It could help."
Viktor’s eyes fly open on the pillow. “What? To who?"
“Girls.”
Viktor’s cheeks darken.
"And family."
Oh, Jayce really fucked it up now.
Viktor disappears from the lab because of a chronic pain flare. Jayce offers to help.
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19 Jan 2025
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Very Closed by personafreak for the_wicked_child
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
21 Aug 2023
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PWP they're in a relationship and they're super happy and lovey dovey.
very lemony lemon
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The Villain Is Already Dead in This One by dilfz
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
17 Nov 2025
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How exactly are you supposed to say to your friend that, “I saw my rapist die today.”?
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04 May 2023
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Rumors of Our Productivity Have Been Greatly Exaggerated by ghosteyes
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
15 Sep 2024
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He can think of a few words he learned from his mother’s mouth. Jiheishou. Words for kids like him who fixate on textures, who don’t talk until they’re four, who scream when they’re hugged. Katsuki gets the feeling he shouldn’t repeat the things his mom called him.
Kirishima’s brow furrows. “Say more?”
Katsuki grits his teeth. “You can’t have ADHD if you already have something else, right?”
Class 1-A’s ADHD students have their own study group and it’s just as unhinged as it sounds.
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- Part 4 of Adjust and Accommodate
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12 Aug 2022