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    There's a doomed timeline where everyone just said "fuck this" after everything went to shit and quite literally hacked their way out of the game, pausing only long enough to bust their dead friends out of the dream bubbles. It's amazing how much of a challenge Alternia still is, after everything these kids have done, but if Sgrub couldn't keep them down, a little thing like the Alternian Empire certainly isn't.

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    There are little things you pick up from the people around you. Once those people are gone, the little things don't feel so little anymore.

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    “Well, it’s not Nami, obviously,” Sanji reasons out loud. “You two are like siblings. And as lovely as Robin-chan is, she cannot possibly be your type.” Zoro had phrased it in a way hinting at unrequited love, which means Hiyori’s out too – that woman was practically throwing herself at him every time they were in the same room. “Oh, what was that pink-haired darling’s name? Perona, no? She–”

    “Cook,” Zoro deadpans, eye narrowed. “If you want to guess sometime this century, you need to stop listing women.”

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    In which Sanji gets captured by pirate hunters, Zoro is in the right place at the right time, and one thing leads to another. You know how it is.

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    30 Apr 2024

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    “No, no, this is different,” Lucius said. “Look, he got stabbed, right? He nearly died. When I went in to check on him he was lying in bed half dressed and Blackbeard was sitting next to him staring at his chest.”

    “He probably just knows a lot about medicine,” Pete said.

    “What, tit medicine?” Lucius asked. He could hear the edge of hysteria in his voice.

    “No, like, he was looking for signs of infection by counting Captain’s breaths,” Pete said. “Or something.”

    “That is not a thing,” Roach said.

    Lucius thinks there's something going on between Blackbeard and Captain Bonnet. The rest of the crew think that he's lost his mind.

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  3. Rec 6

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    Jarlaxle and Zaknafein stories, influenced by the Generations trilogy.

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    30 Jun 2022

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    24 Apr 2022

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    Mid-Season-One Zuko is held for ransom by Chief Hakoda. Ozai's replies to the Water Tribe's demands are A+ Parenting. Hakoda is… deeply concerned, for this son that isn't his, and who might be safer among enemies than with his own father.

    Podfic and translations in Dutch, German, Hungarian, Russian, Spanish, and Ukrainian now available! See chapter one author notes for links.

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    06 Jul 2021