Chapter Text
ohana (unleaveable)
Ennoshita Keiji
I wonder how long it'll take until they hunt him down
Kanoka ^-^
five minutes
Ennoshita
I say three, Terushima's really good at this
(shirabu voice) yocchan
what ennoshita said
no changed their name to ketsui no shirabu
Kanoka ^-^
four
huh
who won? '-'
Ennoshita
tie
Yahaba
What's that supposed to be a reference to?
ketsui no shirabu
BANG DREAM DUH
ITS A ROSELIA SONG
(shirabu voice) yocchan
ah determination symphony
ketsui no shirabu
samu gets it ily samu
Yahaba
I'm still lost.
Kanoka ^-^
omou mama bring it on down
ketsui no shirabeeee ~
ketsui no shirabu
KETSUI NO SHIRABE
u too kanoka ily too
Ennoshita
that's so niche though
Ennoshita Keiji
I'm surprised you didn't caps it.
ketsui no shirabu
we gotta go with shiraboos tsun aes
pretending we dont give a shit yknow
Ennoshita Keiji
Fair.
Ennoshita
where's Futakuchi?
has he finally desintegrated?
(shirabu voice) yocchan
holding down shirabu i'd assume
ketsui no shirabu
kinda?
its a hug on paper
Yahaba
I want to say I can't believe you did this but who am I kidding, I absolutely can.
At least Seijoh doesn't have dorms so I'm safe.
YUUJI NO CHANGE
doesnt futa know where u live
Kanoka ^-^
oh does Shiraboo have his phone back
futa futa night fever
I'm sorry I couldn't hold him anymore
he's staring at his phone now not doing anything
(shirabu voice) yocchan
hello shiraboo
now that you have a proper reference for a name help me come up with one for me
ketsui no shirabu
no
Ennoshita
you're not gonna change yours?
ketsui no shirabu
that'd be letting them win
Ennoshita Keiji
How?
Isn't that what you do by keeping it instead?
Kanoka ^-^
cute, you like it!
ketsui no shirabu
I don't
YUUJI NO CHANGE
U DDJKLZUZIOJLLM
Ennoshita
what
futa futa night fever
ah man! I was hoping he'd wanna change it
ketsui no shirabu
you can't tell me what to do
at least you have decent taste in mobage
even if Afterglow is the better band
futa futa night fever
huh I thought you'd go for Roselia
cuz they're the professional ones
YUUJI NO CHANGE
harohapi is better anyway!!!!
HAPPY LUCKY SMILE YAY
(shirabu voice) yocchan
i like popipa
Kanoka ^-^
me too!
futa futa night fever
wow no love for pasupare
fine then I have them for myself
Ennoshita
I'm an Afterglow person
Yahaba
I'm still lost.
Ennoshita Keiji
Me too, Shigeru
Ennoshita
first names?
I thought I was your only one Keiji
I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL
Ennoshita Keiji
And I do still love you
But I have to broaden my horizons, widen my social circles, so I can learn and grow and become a better man for you.
(shirabu voice) yocchan
you're used to this by now huh
futa futa night fever sent a photo
YUUJI NO CHANGE
LOOK
IT US
Kanoka ^-^
wow Shiraboo looks mad
but he's blushing! :D
(shirabu voice) yocchan
tsunjirou rises once more
YUUJI NO CHANGE
WE GOTTA GO
shiraboos gonna show us around!!!
YUUJI NO CHANGE is now offline
futa futa night fever is now offline
ketsui no shirabu
I am not
Yahaba
Do you need help?
ketsui no shirabu
no fuck off
Ennoshita Keiji
What would you have said had he said yes
Yahaba
"Too bad, then."
Ennoshita
yeah I expected that
(shirabu voice) yocchan
i wish i was there
i wanna see the horses
Kanoka ^-^
how do you know that they have horses?
(shirabu voice) yocchan
my mom is into horse racing
srtrzw's a powerhouse school there too
Ennoshita
wait seriously?
I had no idea
Yahaba
I didn't even know high school horse racing was a thing.
Ennoshita
of course it's a thing haven't you seen Uma Musume
Ennoshita Keiji
Oh hey an anime I actually watched
Finally, I feel understood
Ennoshita
you've watched Uma Musume but not Love Live?
Ennoshita Keiji
Shirofuku-san showed it to us at a team sleepover
(shirabu voice) yocchan
best horse girl?
Ennoshita Keiji
Silence Suzuka, of course.
Ennoshita
Special Week
but El Condor Pasa is also a good pick
(shirabu voice) yocchan
acceptable
shiraboo
Kanoka ^-^
pretty sure he left too
btw I like Symboli Rudolf! ♡
Yahaba
I still have no idea what any of you are talking about.
Can't we go back to arguing about Love Live?
(shirabu voice) yocchan
no
you just have to watch it
also best horse girl is gold ship
Ennoshita Keiji
It's so nice to not be the one out of the loop for once
Kanoka ^-^
I think we should stream some things together sometime
so Yahaba can watch Uma Musume, and whatever else we come up with
it'd be fun ^-^
Ennoshita
we can't do that until we have the Nekoma guy
you heard anything about that Keiji?
Ennoshita Keiji
Not yet, no
Then again, I didn't ask.
(shirabu voice) yocchan
enno why don't you just ask
Ennoshita
oh
right
I could
Yahaba
You didn't even think of that?
Kanoka ^-^
what's Nekoma? :o
Ennoshita
Karasuno's fated rivals
Yahaba
A team from Tokyo, I believe their captain's name is Kuroo.
Ennoshita Keiji
How do you know that, Shigeru?
Yahaba
Oh, I have my sources, Keiji. (*´∀｀)
Ennoshita
you know what you're right
I'm gonna ask Kuroo
(shirabu voice) yocchan
YAY!!!!!!! MORE PPL
Ennoshita Keiji
What
(shirabu voice) yocchan
it felt weird for teru not to say anything about that
so read that in his voice
Ennoshita Keiji
Sometimes I don't really understand you, Miya
Conversation: Ennoshita & thats nyanderful
Ennoshita
hey Kuroo-san
thats nyanderful
yea
Ennoshita
could you please stop changing your name all the time it's confusing
anyway I've been wondering ... have you decided on a captain for next year yet?
thats nyanderful
kenma keeps changing it
next years captain? yea sure
Ennoshita
so who is it?
nekomatas angels (3rd yrs ONLY)
thats nyanderful
GUYS FUCK
nyakkun
what did you break now?
thats nyanderful
ennoshita wants to kno our next cap
nyakkun
so?
thats nyanderful
WE DONT HAVE ONE
Kai Nobuyuki
Just tell him that.
thats nyanderful
i cant hows that gonna look
"yea look all our 2nd yrs fuckin suck at the cap thing"
I CANT SAY THAT TO KARASUNO
THEIR GONNA LAUGH
nyakkun
*they're
thats nyanderful
SHUT UP YAKKUN
also i already said yes
Kai Nobuyuki
Why would it matter to Ennoshita?
nyakkun
they've got that chat remember? Tora talked about it.
Kai Nobuyuki
Maybe if we'd decided like we said we would this wouldn't be an issue ...
thats nyanderful
kai pls stop
Kai Nobuyuki
Just fess up and say we haven't decided yet. That we have too many good candidates. A little white lie.
nyakkun
and how long will that hold?
just say Fukunaga.
thats nyanderful
wait are u sayin fukunaga should be captain
nyakkun
no, I'm saying Fukunaga is never online anyway, so who cares if he's in the chat or not?
we can still say we changed our decision later.
Kai Nobuyuki
That is a terrible idea.
thats nyanderful
thats a good idea thx yakkun
Conversation: Ennoshita & thats nyanderful
thats nyanderful
fukunaga
Ennoshita
that took a while
thats nyanderful
sry my dad called me
but yea
anything else
Ennoshita
that's all
thank you!
ohana (unleaveable)
Ennoshita added fuwukunaga showouhei
Ennoshita Keiji
Oh no
Yahaba left the chat
Ennoshita added Yahaba
Ennoshita
no getting out of this one
Fukunaga's a nice guy, you'll get along
even if you didn't, I've never seen him online once
Kanoka ^-^
why is he here then?
Ennoshita
because he'll be captain duh
Ennoshita Keiji
I have a very bad feeling about this
(shirabu voice) yocchan
teru's gonna have a field day with this guy
Yahaba
Please let me go
Ennoshita Keiji
We're all in this together, Shigeru.
Yahaba
Don't try to win me over with hsm it won't work
Kanoka ^-^
what's so bad about him? just because his screen name is a meme?
Ennoshita Keiji
No that's not it
Chikara is right in that he's hardly ever online
But I do not trust him
If there's anyone I could see causing mass destruction of this world simply because it sounds fun, it's Fukunaga
Yahaba
Please no more uwus
No more owos
No more hewwos PLEASE
(shirabu voice) yocchan
say pwease
Yahaba
STOP
(shirabu voice) yocchan
ok uwu
Yahaba
I MEAN IT
Ennoshita Keiji
So you're just going to ignore my sincere warning, huh
Ennoshita
what happened to you Yahaba
Yahaba
Matsukawa and hanamaki happened
And then they dragged kindaichi down with them
HE WAS SO INNOCENT
I LIVE IN TERROR EVERY TIME I OPEN THE TEAM CHAT
Ennoshita Keiji
That sounds terrible
Ennoshita
yeah
I'm sowwy to hear that
Yahaba
STOP
Ennoshita Keiji
This is not a matter to make light of
Are you sure Kuroo-san would let Fukunaga be captain?
Aside from being vaguely terrifying he also doesn't talk much.
Ennoshita
it's what he said
ask him yourself if you wanna
Yahaba
Yes, ask him, Keiji!
By god please ask him
(shirabu voice) yocchan
i've always thought yahaba's kinda desperate but man
Kanoka ^-^
I'm intrigued, actually :3
Ennoshita Keiji
You're either brave or foolish, Kanoka
But fine, if it's about this, I guess I have no choice
Conversation: Ennoshita Keiji & thats nyanderful
Ennoshita Keiji
Are you sure making Fukunaga captain is a good idea?
thats nyanderful
uh yea sure
y not
also whats that display name
Ennoshita Keiji
Because I doubt he's suited for the position
thats nyanderful
hes gonna do fine
srsly tho whats that name
Ennoshita Keiji
It's because Chikara is my boyfriend
thats nyanderful
oh
cool
Ennoshita Keiji
But are you absolutely certain? Wouldn't someone like Yamamoto be a better fit?
thats nyanderful
nah
i know my team better than you
Ennoshita Keiji
True, but ...
thats nyanderful
no buts
anyway i gotta go but say hi to ur bf
Ennoshita Keiji
Alright. I will.
Conversation: Ennoshita Keiji & Yahaba
Ennoshita Keiji
Why did I do that
Why did I do that??
Why! Did! I! Do! That!
WHY DID I DO THAT????
Yahaba
Do what?
If you're contacting me directly I'm guessing it's about Kuroo, so have you cleared this misunderstanding?
Ennoshita Keiji
I told him Chikara is my boyfriend
Why would I tell him that it's not even true
I should have just said my name was an inside joke
Now he thinks I'm taken
God I'm so stupid I'm SO stupid
Yahaba
Yikes, now you have to fake-break up with Ennoshita.
Ennoshita Keiji
I might have to
But even then I'll have to keep this up for a while and pretend I'm heartbroken
Yahaba
See, this is why I don't fake-date.
Ennoshita Keiji
Any help here??
Yahaba
Only my undivided sympathy.
Now what about Fukunaga?
Ennoshita Keiji
It's not a misunderstanding it seems
I want to lock myself in my room and never come out again
Yahaba
I'll join you so you won't be lonely.
Ennoshita Keiji
That's the definition of a pity party
You better get together with Oikawa-san so at least one of us can say he made it
Yahaba
Ah, wishful thinking, my old friend.
Ennoshita Keiji
I'm not allowing failure. Go do what I never could
Yahaba
So you can live vicariously through me?
You don't want that, trust me.
Ennoshita Keiji
I will decide that myself
I'll help you if you need it. Also you still owe me
Yahaba
How would you help me?
Ennoshita Keiji
I could transfer to Aoba Johsai
Yahaba
Okay, now you're losing it.
Ennoshita Keiji
And sabotage the team from the inside so we won't make nationals and I never have to see Kuroo-san again
Yahaba
Uh, no???
Ennoshita Keiji
The further we are apart the sooner I'll be over him
And I'd be closer to my boyfriend too
Yahaba
He's not your boyfriend, that's what this whole dilemma is about.
Ennoshita Keiji
And if I'm close to both you and Oikawa-san I can get you two together
Yahaba
You can't even get your own love life in order.
Ennoshita Keiji
I'd need a place to stay though
Is there still space with you?
Yahaba
No!
Even if, my parents would never allow that.
Ennoshita Keiji
Then you transfer to Fukurodani
My mother would let you live here no problem
Also there's a dorm system
Yahaba
Neither of us are transferring!
Ennoshita Keiji
But then what?????
Yahaba
First, we breathe. It's scary to see you use so many question marks.
Ennoshita Keiji
My entire life is one big question mark
Yahaba
I thought you were the mother in this group dynamic.
Ennoshita Keiji
Well right now I'm the stressed wine mom in a midlife crisis
Yahaba
There was once a time when I thought you had it together, you know.
Ennoshita Keiji
I do
Usually
Yahaba
It's refreshing to not be the biggest mess every once in a while, so thank you for that, but something about this feels wrong, so please go back to "usually", thanks.
Ennoshita Keiji
You find this utterly amusing, don't you
Yahaba
Half of me does, the other half is a little disturbed, not gonna lie.
What if you cheat on your fake-boyfriend with Kuroo? Like in a romantic drama.
Ennoshita Keiji
I can't cheat, what kind of person do you think I am
Yahaba
He's not even your boyfriend, that's not ACTUALLY cheating.
Ennoshita Keiji
But getting together with a person who you know has cheated??
Heck, Kuroo-san would never even allow it to happen in the first place
Yahaba
Dang it, you kinda have a point ...
Ennoshita Keiji
I mean I was never sure I had a chance anyway
I wasn't even sure I had a crush
But. I think I have a crush and just ruined whatever chance I had
Yahaba
(´；Д；`)
Ennoshita Keiji
Now is not the time for kaomoji
Yahaba
I didn't know what else to say.
Ennoshita Keiji
"That's so sad"
"I have a miraculous fix for the situation"
"I'm sorry"
Pick one
Yahaba
That's so sad.
Ennoshita Keiji
I can see you typing
And if you dare say Alexa play Despacito I am seducing Oikawa-san only to keep him from you
Yahaba
...
If you can do that, why not do it with Kuroo-san?
Ennoshita Keiji
Because in this situation I have no spite to motivate me
Especially if Bokuto-san likes him too
Yahaba
Oh right, that was a thing, huh.
Isn't the solution to that a poly relationship?
Ennoshita Keiji
No
First of all: I could never date Bokuto-san
And second: I could never do poly
Yahaba
Really? You'd get jealous?
Ennoshita Keiji
I don't like to admit it, but yes
Yahaba
Another thing for the blackmail list. ~
Ennoshita Keiji
It's less of a secret and more of an inconvenience really
Do you not though
Yahaba
Never really thought about it?
I mean I get jealous over Oikawa but like. Duh.
Ennoshita Keiji
You seem like the type
Yahaba
Did you just insult me?
I feel like you just insulted me.
Ennoshita Keiji
I just made an observation
Anyway I guess this is my life now
A life of failure and rejection
Yahaba
Fuck man me too, let's throw that pity party after all.
Ennoshita Keiji
Maybe someday
ohana (unleaveable)
Ennoshita Keiji
It is with a heavy heart that I must inform you: it was not a misunderstanding
Ennoshita
see
it's gonna be fine
don't you trust Kuroo
Ennoshita Keiji
Absolutely not
Kanoka ^-^
let's wait until that Fuwukunaga person shows up to make a judgement!
Yahaba
Please don't say his name like that.
(shirabu voice) yocchan
maybe i should change my name to owosamu
Ennoshita
OwOsamu and AtsUwU
(shirabu voice) yocchan
that's a good one
Yahaba
Miya I swear to fuck.
(shirabu voice) yocchan
what
what are you gonna do
come to hyougo
hyowougo
Ennoshita Keiji
Don't say that like it hasn't already been done
Kanoka ^-^
wait what?
it has?
Ennoshita
oh right you weren't there for that
Terushima went to Hyougo on a whim because our Miya hadn't seen Lilo & Stitch
Kanoka ^-^
isn't that a 5 hour train ride?
(shirabu voice) yocchan
6
Kanoka ^-^
how long have you been friends? :o
(shirabu voice) yocchan
uuuuh like a week
Ennoshita Keiji
Right, it hasn't been that long
It feels like more
Yahaba
That's kinda scary actually.
Ennoshita
it's because we're all such good friends
Ennoshita Keiji
If Shirabu heard you say that he'd tell you to die
(shirabu voice) yocchan
that's a lil harsh
he'd just tell you to eat shit
Kanoka ^-^
Semi-san always said he's cold but polite
I wonder if that's only because he's a senpai?
Ennoshita Keiji
He's the kind of person who sounds different online I think
I doubt he's actually that bad of a person
Yahaba
Oh, he is.
Ennoshita
Seijoh opinions don't count in matters of Shiratorizawa
and vice-versa
Yahaba
Okay, fair, maybe I'm biased.
But as someone who always gets compared to him I have a right to defend myself.
Ennoshita Keiji
I still think you're similar
But not as similar as I originally thought
You're more mellow but also more willing to go behind people's backs
Shirabu is more straightforward
And you push people away in different ways even though I still don't understand why
(shirabu voice) yocchan
this has been psychoanalysis with akaashi
Yahaba
You know, I still can't tell if you're insulting or complimenting me.
Ennoshita Keiji
As a rule of thumb, the only people I compliment honestly are kouhai and I don't usually have any reason to insult people
Everything else are mere observations
Ennoshita
as it should be
Kanoka ^-^
being honest is important!
but being nice is more important sometimes
(shirabu voice) yocchan
note to self, don't believe kanoka's compliments
Ennoshita Keiji
That falls under Rule 1
Yahaba
Why are we accepting rules that were pushed upon us so easily though?
You can't tell me what to do.
(shirabu voice) yocchan
we made them together tho
Ennoshita
and how else will we have fun if not because we're legally obligated to
Kanoka ^-^
wow that's bleak '-'
(shirabu voice) yocchan
idk i'm having fun
Kanoka ^-^
me too!
Yahaba
You're just falling for their schemes.
It's like Stockholm Syndrome.
Ennoshita Keiji
Yes, you should run while you can
Ennoshita
but they can't
(shirabu voice) yocchan
unleaveable
Ennoshita Keiji
Oh no
Chikara
Ennoshita
:)
Yahaba left the chat
Ennoshita added Yahaba
Ennoshita
:)
Yahaba
This is genuinely unnerving please don't use that face.
Ennoshita changed their name to :)
Ennoshita Keiji
It's amazing how quickly a simple smile can become something much more fearful
:)
don't fear me
I'm your friend
Kanoka ^-^
I trust you
Yahaba
Rule 1, Amanai.
Kanoka ^-^
but rule 2 is to listen to Ennoshita or Akaashi, right?
(shirabu voice) yocchan
is this a situation where they'd fight
Ennoshita Keiji
As a matter of fact, I'd win
Which is probably a good thing right now.
Yahaba
I'm siding with you this time, Keiji, so you better not lose.
:)
he can't hurt me
he wouldn't dare
Ennoshita Keiji
I would, in self defense and because you just said I wouldn't.
(shirabu voice) yocchan
make it look like an accident
i'll help you hide the body
Kanoka ^-^
that's illegal! you can't do that!
besides, hiding a body means it will get found eventually
you have to burn it or use strong acid
Yahaba
... What.
Kanoka ^-^
no body, no crime
it's pretty simple, right?
:)
would you like to work together with me
Kanoka ^-^
how much are you paying?
Ennoshita Keiji
This situation is rapidly spinning out of control and I don't like it
Yahaba
At least you have both of us on your side?
(shirabu voice) yocchan
but we're up against those two
pretty sure they could actually commit the perfect crime
maybe shiraboo was right when he said niiyama is bad news
:)
it's too late now
Kanoka ^-^
I couldn't leave even if I wanted to
but you don't need to be afraid!
Ennoshita Keiji
Those words are exactly the reason why I am afraid
Yahaba
I'm transferring to Fukurodani after all, you can still take me in, right?
Ennoshita Keiji
No problem
:)
since when are you two such good friends
(shirabu voice) yocchan
be careful akaashi
i wouldn't wanna be this guy's boyfriend right now
Yahaba
He isn't.
Ennoshita Keiji
No he has a point
Yahaba
Why are you so committed to this??
Kanoka ^-^
ah, young love, forged in the flames of the hell that is war
Ennoshita Keiji
Could you please stop
Kanoka ^-^
it's fun to talk with you guys
I'm glad you invited me! :3
Yahaba
I'm not, really.
:)
DON'T SAY THAT
Kanoka ^-^
no it's okay
I get carried away
(shirabu voice) yocchan
futa would have the time of his life with this
i wonder what they're all doing right now
Yahaba
I hope Shirabu is feeling inconvenienced if nothing else.
:)
*Shiraboo
and you're the one who's doing a training camp with them so you'd better mentally prepare
Yahaba
...
Fuck.
Keiji, don't you wanna join us after all?
Ennoshita Keiji
At this point I might.
Maybe we can schedule it so we don't have the ones with Karasuno
:)
are you CHEATING on me????
Ennoshita Keiji
No
I'm just running away from you
Different things.
(shirabu voice) yocchan
you two have been suspiciously close tho
Ennoshita Keiji
Whatever you're thinking, you're wrong about it
Yahaba
I don't have enough love in my heart to split it between Oikawa and someone else.
:)
fair
Kanoka ^-^
I wonder
Ennoshita Keiji
You wonder what?
Kanoka ^-^
I wonder ...
Yahaba
Why is that the most intimidating thing you've said so far?
I've been conditioned to fear everything you might say now.
Kanoka ^-^
I wonder if Terushima and Futakuchi followed Shiraboo to practice
:)
oh
good point
(shirabu voice) yocchan
he is captain right now
Ennoshita Keiji
Oh no
That could be bad, actually.
But they wouldn't be that stupid, right?
:)
they absolutely would