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17:48
SparkyBlond: senpai
HolyBlond: waddup
SparkyBlond: how did you deal with it
HolyBlond: wha
SparkyBlond: you're dating Amajiki-senpai right
HolyBlond: well, yeah
HolyBlond: why
SparkyBlond: I just wanna know how you told everyone
HolyBlond: well, we just came in the classroom one day and told everyone
SparkyBlond: I don't think it's as simple as that,,,,
ExplodyBlond: is this about outing our relationship
SparkyBlond: well, yeah. We can't exactly keep it a secret forever
TailyBlond: I don't think you have to do that though, knowing the others they probably found out already
ExplodyBlond: well you're not fucking wrong so
CopyBlond: I'd say just go for it. Me and tetsu just acted closer in and out of public and people finally realized we were dating.
ExplodyBlond: wait, you're dating the metal ogre
CopyBlond: don't call mi amore that you asshole
ExplodyBlond: I thought you were single???
CopyBlond: yes but author decided that there isn't enough romantic subplots and decided this while writing
ExplodyBlond: wtf
CopyBlond: I know, what a bitch right
PonyBlond: well I've seen Tetsutetsu make out with Monoma-kun as if he's trying to eat him, does that count
HolyBlond: Damn, you've went that far?
CopyBlond: WHEN AND WHERE
PonyBlond: last Wednesday, behind the school building
CopyBlond: merda
CopyBlond: how much did you see
PonyBlond: I only saw you by chance. I heard a thud so I went and look to see Tetsutetsu pinning you to the wall
CopyBlond: ok forget that image immediately
CopyBlond: Kami, do you think we can use an electric quirk to make her forget, lemme borrow your quirk
SparkyBlond: what
TailyBlond: uhm
SparkyBlond: my quirk doesn't work like that dude
ExplodyBlond: it's your fault for making out behind the school ffs
CopyBlond: Ve,,,
ExplodyBlond: is that a challenge
ExplodyBlond: I can fucking fight you rn asshole
TailyBlond: I suddenly have a bad feeling
SparkyBlond: I can't see the class GC,,,,
ExplodyBlond: me neither, wtf
SparklyBlond: they've appeared to have kicked you out, Mon ami~ I was Mina, to be exact~
ExplodyBlond: what is that idiotic pink fuck planning now
SparkyBlond: did I do something stupid again,,,?
SparklyBlond: Mon lapin, do not worry about the class, me and Ojiro will handle it~
TailyBlond: wait, we are?
SparkyBlond: thank you so much!!!! I owe you, Yuu-Yuu!
HolyBlond: lmao
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18:01
DekuTreeFromLOZ: and this is why we need the spork
MelanieNotKatie: ok but you can't sip juice from a spork
DekuTreeFromLOZ: then use a knork
DefinitelySidon: that's even more useless
PinkyMinaj removed ShershockOhms from the chat.
PinkyMinaj removed PomeranianMan from the chat.
DekuTreeFromLOZ: uhm what
PinkyMinaj: Our local Sparkplug and Sparky Boom boom man have been spotted yet again leaving the dorms early
DefinitelySidon: what's wrong with that? Bakugou always leaves early and Kaminari doesn't have to be late anymore!
PinkyMinaj: It would be normal if they left on different times but!
Nyowoowom: I saw them leaving together at 6:48 am.
3dPrinter: I could confirm as I was also awake at that time.
Aizawa?: I saw Bakugou enter Kaminari's room 5 days ago
PinkyMinaj: woah woah woah wait what
Aizawa?: or well, 4 nights ago since it was like, 2:53am
NotStraitAtAll: my gay senses are tingling
InhalingHelium: I came as soon as I heard
FlextapeIsOverrated: why was Shinsou up at that time anyways and how did he even see them, his dorm is like 2 floors above
InhalingHelium: with all due respect, that's a fucking stupid question
PinkyMinaj: we all know Shinsou never sleeps
Aizawa?: I was going to Aoyama's dorm and he asked me to pick something up from Ojiro's room. I just happened to see the Pomeranian enter Kaminari's dormroom.
ToadallyGay: why were you even going to Aoyama-kun's room?
Aizawa?:
Aizawa?: bye *nyowoowoms away*
GrapeIsOverrated: He totally has a boner for our local Frenchie
FlextapeIsOverrated: I mean, that's pretty much a given.
Jack&Jill: considering that Aizawa-sensei and Yamada-sensei are dating and Shinsou is Aizawa incarnate, there was high possibilitie that he'd date a Yamada incarnate.
Jak&Jill: There are 3 of them in total for some reason
NotStraitAtAll: TBH, that's true
ToadallyGay: this was kinda obvious
DefinitelySidon: wait, there's 3 Yamada-sensei Incarnates? I mean, I know Kami and Yama but who's the third?
DekuTreeFromLOZ: probably Monoma from 1-B
InhalingHelium: yes, it is Monoma. Even if he is a bit crazy, he still resembles Repesentative Microphone a lot
FlextapeIsOverrated: you have a point, forgive me for asking
GrapeIsOverrated: this isn't a surprise but TBH if I was gay I'll definitely smash Yuuga
NotStraitAtAll: if I was strait I'll definitely smash Yuuga
Nyowoowom: Please keep information about your sex life private, it could make some people uncomfortable.
Jak&Jill: and the thought of Mineta having sex with anyone is disgusting
GrapeIsOverrated: rude
FlextapeIsOverrated: ok but back at the problem at hand, Iida and Yaomomo both saw them leave dorms?
Nyowoowom: Affirmative.
3dPrinter: Yes, that is correct.
FlextapeIsOverrated: and even though Shinsou isn't with us anymore, he said that he was going to Aoyama's dorm, right?
Jack&Jill: don't speak of him as if he was dead, you asshat
FlextapeIsOverrated: then we can only say that we seem to have not one, but two new couples in our midst
DekuTreeFromLOZ: that's pretty obvious isnt it
FlextapeIsOverrated: it changes so many things
Jack&Jill: not really
FlextapeIsOverrated: how can you be so sure
PinkyMinaj: but what if it does? Slowly, me, Kiri and Mina would notice how Bakugou and Kaminari are drawn to each other that we would start to hate hanging out with all the PDA and then the bakusquad would be ruined and they would hate us more which would make us hate them more and chances for reunion vanished!!
InhalingHelium: Geez, girl calm down! I'm sure Baku and Kami wouldn't hate any of you, let alone stop being friends with you three!
DefinitelySidon: .....but what if that actually happens,,,
Jack&Jill: I doubt it, Kami and Baku are both desperate for friends and you three are the closest ones they have rn
Diamondite: All your plans to prove theories and speculations about mine and Denki's relationships are pointless, this chat was a waste of time. I suggest ceasing this discussion and have a change of subject. I also suggest adding Denki and Bakugo back before they come back. Mercí beaucoup~
DekuTreeFromLOZ: what-
NotStraitAtAll: what,,, what just happened-
PinkyMinaj: Haha I fear for my life
FlextapeIsOverrated: you angered Aoyama, good job lmao
FlextapeIsOverrated: now if you excuse me, I'll go hide now
DefinitelySidon: I'm too young to die-
InhalingHelium: I have many regrets-
DekuTreeFromLOZ: my will is between the Gate of Chamber and Wall of Truth, Kacchan would understand.
3dPrinter: Just do what he says. Iida, can you add Denki back? And possibly purge the chat?
Nyowoowom: I'll do what I could. Though, Aoyama does have a point. We should not meddle with our classmates love life.
Aizawa? added Kaminari Denki too the chat!
Aizawa? added Bakugou Katsuki too the chat!
Nyowoowom: wait I haven't purged the chat yet-
Aizawa?: ╭∩╮(-_-)╭∩╮
FlextapeIsOverrated: asshole-
Kaminari Denki changed his nickname to Pikapissed.
Pikapissed: Do you want to explain on your own or do I have to force it out of you?
DefinitelySidon: oh fuck.
PinkyMinaj: it's that version of Denki, we're doomed.
FlextapeIsOverrated: good thing I'm already hiding lol
Bakugou Katsuki: not so fast, dipshit
FlextapeIsOverrated: waiT THIS WASN'T EVEN MY PLAIDDJEKSOCNTIC
Jack&Jill: wha
Bakugou Katsuki: you're fucking next, pink shit
PinkyMinaj: NO PLEASE WAIT IM TOO BEAUTIFUL TO DICNDZKDMVKVM
DefinitelySidon: hey bro I didn't even join in,,,,
Bakugou Katsuki: Denki requested me to spare you so if that's what he wants then so be it.
NotStraitAtAll: Ooh, first name basis~
Bakugou Katsuki: just because you're fucking invisible doesn't mean I wouldn't be able to find you bitch
InhalingHelium: Kaminari's been silent,,
Bakugou Katsuki: he's great at finding people, he's hunting Down invisibitch as we speak
Pikapissed: Already done.
InhalingHelium: we lost Hagakure to the couple,,,,,
Pikapissed: I will cut you.
Bakugou Katsuki: calm down babe, we both know they would have found out eventually.
Bakugou Katsuki: not in the way that we want, but they still found out
NotStraitAtAll: "BABE-"
InhalingHelium: Hagakure!! You're alive!!
NotStraitAtAll: ye! Ojiro saved me!!!
Bakugou Katsuki: are you sure about that
Diamondite: *giggles in French*
NotStraitAtAll: what
Pikapissed: I almost feel bad for you.
NotStraitAtAll: OJIRO YOU TRAIXNDJXWKDBDNSJDJDJ
Jack&Jill: Hagakure Noo!!
InhalingHelium: Ojiro you traitor!
GrapeIsOverrated: I've been keeping quiet because I dont wanna be involved in this but like, holy shit.
DekuTreeFromLOZ: didn't expect for Ojiro to turn his back on us,,,
( ๑•́ ﹏ • ̀๑): ∑(￣□￣;)
Nyowoowom: Well, this was so unprecedented that even Koda got surprised.
Jack&Jill: guYS
InhalingHelium: ono
Jack&Jill: THE BLONDS ARE CONSPIRING AGAINST US, SAVE YOURSEGSGNGDATYGCGGGGVFFVFF
Diamondite deleted a message.
Nyowoowom: Hold on, when did Aoyama get permission to delete messages?
Diamondite: Don't worry yourself about it, Mon ami~
Nyowoowom: ...
Nyowoowom: Ok I'm scared.
InhalingHelium: what was Jirou's message??? I just saw keysmashing-
DekuTreeFromLOZ: I don't know-
3dPrinter: Aoyama deleted it so fast that I didn't see it either-
ToadallyGay: I saw it but
ToadallyGay: I'm bribed and threatened to silence
Pikapissed changed Bakugo Katsuki's name to Explodinator.
Melanie Martinez: *kicks door down* IS THAT PVZ REFERENCE
3dPrinter: Jesus Christ, Todoroki-
Pikapissed: !!!
Pikapissed: you know it!!!
Melanie Martinez: it's one of the few things that my dad let me play, basically my childhood.
Pikapissed: I have it downloaded on my phone~
Melanie Martinez: !!! Lemme play please!!!
Pikapissed: of course!!
Melanie Martinez changed Pikapissed's nickname to BestBoi.
BestBoi: !!!!
BestBoi: thank!!
Melanie Martinez: I am only telling the truth
Melanie Martinez: anyone who disagrees with me are blind
Explodinator: no complaints here
Melanie Martinez: thank you, bakugou
DekuTreeFromLOZ: Todoroki and Kacchan are getting along, Ahahah the world is ending
InhalingHelium: gidjxncisjdcjsndxnxj
InhalingHelium: if deku is scared then I'm worried too-
Murkrow: Must I ask if we will ever get our acquaintances back from the clutches of darkness?
Diamondite: They will be released soon enough, Mon ami~
Murkrow: At least we know they still walk the mortal plains.
3dPrinter: everything,,, is such a mess,,,
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18:56
slep: I don't know why my class is the way it is
screm: Its all good, babe!! They're very capable children!!!
slep: still doesn't excuse the fact that their chat is complete chaos
screm: you can just ignore the messages, y'know xD
slep: the possibility of the chat being used for emergencies is too great for me to just ignore it
screm: well if you're sure.
screm: just relax, let the teenagers be teenagers~
slep: I'll gladly take that advice.
screm: thank you~
slep: I am bothered by one thing in particular
screm: ?
slep: how did Aoyama get permission to delete messages?
screm: well
screm: I am blond, afterall~
slep: you can be scary sometimes y'know
slep: but I still love you, you dork
screm: Awww, I love you too!! thanks babe!!
screm: <3
slep: <3
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It was night yet again, the dorms silent. Only thing that was heard are the soft footsteps going down the stairs, as the elevator is a bit too noisy at this hour. Stopping his descent on the 2nd floor, he then proceeded to quietly make his way to the dorm room he's been in countless of times.
He opens the door he knows is unlocked, closing it behind him softly. Soon enough, he sees the gaze of the owner of the room. It was oddly dark, despite this dorm room being the brightest of them all.
"I did what you asked." Shinsou growled lowly under his breath. "Now delete the pictures."
He received a giggle as a response.
"Now now, Mon Chaton, it is not good to rush things~"
Steps were made to get closer to him, he backed up the door. Purple eyes gazed into similar ones, the owner of the other pair so close up. His heart was beating fast.
He knows that he can't use his quirk on Aoyama. It seems that he is the only one not affected by his mind control. He's still not sure why.
"Do not worry, Mon chaton~ I can most definitely keep a secret~" soft hands touch his cheeks, almost making him fall into a false sense of security. But Shinsou learned his lesson. He won't fall for that trick again.
"I would appreciate it if you kept your end of the bargain."
Aoyama smiled up at him, cheerful and sparkly in a way that almosts makes it creepy. One hand glided past his ears, running through his messy purple hair. He seems to smirk even more.
"But I am, Mon cher~" voice low and breathy, leaning more forward that their lips are almost touching. Shinsou just stood there, rigid and stiff. He doesn't want to know what Aoyama decides to do or say next. He just wants to leave.
"As long as you keep doing what I asked for... Then I'll keep quiet, as you wished~"
Aoyama pulled back when he heard his affirmative, grinning and sashaying back to his bed. He wants to leave but he also learned that he can't as long as Aoyama hasn't given permission to.
"You should really join my group chat, Mon chaton~ Denki and the others would love another person~" purple eyes gazed back at him, making him flinch even more. "after all, you're one of us~ a little dye wouldnt help y'know~"
Shinsou didn't respond. It was silent, awkward for Shinsou but he can't say the same for Aoyama. He did see his hand making a shoo-ing motion.
And he left the dorm room to go back to his own.