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Obito still feels terrible about the prank. It wasn't even really a prank. It was just... some kind of cruel joke. Obito's gonna stick to his regular pranks from now on. Because even though they annoy his boyfriend, the don't hurt him.
Obito's gonna try to make up for it. In ways even better than Kakashi's satisfactory with the Uchiha being casually tossed out of the window.
First, Obito was going to first buy him ice cream, then they could go over to his house. And Kakashi could spend the night, and he could use his grandma as an excuse because she hasn't seen him for a while.
...
Obito approaches his silver haired teammate, who's currently throwing shuriken right the mark. Dead on. He gulped.
"Yo Kakashi!" The silver haired chuunin throws another shuriken, before turning to look at him.
"... Yeah?" Kakashi awkwardly replied. His teammate was still getting used to the Casual Nice Talk no jutsu that Obito had been teaching him. Well, trying to.
"Let's go get ice cream!" Obito motions for him to follow, which he reluctantly does.
"Fine..."
...
"So, what kind do you want? There's chocolate, vanilla, strawberry, mint, cookie dough..." Obito began listing some of the flavors from the top of his head.
Kakashi looks at the owner of the shop directly in his eye and puts money on the counter. "Vanilla." Obito pauses. His teammate glances at him for a half second before looking back at the man. "Please."
"And chocolate!" Obito hastily grabs some coins from his pockets, and puts them on the counter. The grumpy old man sighs.
"And chocolate." Kakashi glares at the man, as if daring him to deny his orders.
The old man grumbles something about being too old for this and gives them their ice cream.
"Hey, do you wanna come to my granny's house?"
". . .Yes."
"Alright!! Yes, that means we can do stuff there!! Like... um. Uh... watch TV!"
"Hm." Kakashi nods his affirmative.
Once they are away from all of the surrounding people in the area, Kakashi pulls his mask down and licks the ice cream quickly, to save it from dripping on to the ground. Obito has, of course, already started eating the cone. Then the Uchiha blushes, thinking about a question he had been wanting to ask Kakashi. He just never got the courage to.
"Uhh..." Kakashi stops, and looks at him.
"Nani..?" He asks, sceptically taking another lick. Obito gulps.
"Well, I was just wondering if-if... ah nevermind, it's stupid." Obito bet that if Kakashi had dog ears right now, they'd be perked up and pointing directly at him. Because dammit now the bastard's interest was piqued.
"What was your question?"
"N-nothing!!" Kakashi squints his eyes.
"Hn.." Of course, the gray haired baka doesn't believe him. "It doesn't seem like nothing..."
"Okay but it's just really stupid." Kakashi rolls his eyes.
"You ask stupid questions all the time, though."
"Hey!"
"Just ask." Obito firmly places his right foot in the ground.
"I don't wanna."
"Mature of you to say."
"Hmph!"
"Ask. The question."
"Fine." Obito took a deep breath, and looks into Kakashi's eyes. "Haveyoueverkissedanyonebeforeinaromanticway?"
"Huh?"
"You heard me!"
"Well... the answer is uh... No." Kakashi awkwardly replies. Obito blinks. He supposes it's not that surprising that Kakashi had never kissed anybody like that. Especially considering most people haven't even seen his face. "Um, you?" Obito stared, then pointed at himself dumbly.
"Me?" Kakashi rolls his eyes.
"No, just talking to that bench behind you."
"Hmph. Well, no. I haven't either." Obito then began to blush as thought started clouding his mind. Kakashi just hums, enjoying his ice cream, even though he said he doesn't like ice cream.
"Obito." He turns to his boyfriend. "I have a question now." Obito blushes.
"Wh-what is it, heheh..?"
"What is a kiss?" Obito chokes on his ice cream cone.
"E-EH?! Y-you don't even know what a kiss is?" Kakashi shakes his head. Obito resists the giant urge to facepalm. He fumbles to give him an answer. "Well, it-it's basically when two people put their lips together."
"Why would they do that?" Kakashi throws the rest of his ice cream away, but keeps his mask down. Then he presses his lips together, completely misinterpretating what Obito had said. "How do you even do that romantically?"
His teammate tries to make a point by fluttering his eyelashes at him while doing it. Obito can't help it, he bursts out into laughter. Kakashi glares at him, confusedly.
"Oi, what?" He stops and crosses his arms at Obito, but he still can't stop laughing.
"Y-you! Hahaha! That's not what I meant!"
"...?"
"Kissing is when, uh..." Obito doesn't know how to explain it. "When two people put their lips, or mouths together. Like, each on the other person's."
"I see." Kakashi thinks for a moment. "Why?"
"... Because it... makes people happy, I guess."
"Then why haven't you done it?" He feels his face start heating up.
"Well, you don't just do it with anybody.."
"I'm not anybody. We can do it. To make you happy."
"W-w-y-y-you don't know how!"
"Show me."
"Eh!?"
"Please?" Kakashi made his voice a bit higher pitched and had the perfect pout on his face. Dammit. Obito was weak when this happened, and it wasn't fair.
"Fine... Just. Just don't tell anybody, okay?" Obito looks around to double check to see if somebody else was here. Of course, Kakashi probably would have noticed and told him, but he just had to be sure.
Kakashi nods. Obito took Kakashi's face in his hands. They stay like that for a few seconds as Obito continues thinking of how to go about this. But then he just thinks screw this and kisses Kakashi.
It only lasted for a few seconds, but Obito still couldn't meet Kakashi's eyes afterwards.
When he does finally look up, he finds Kakashi looking the complete other way.
"Kakashi?"
"Hai?" He replies, still looking away. Obito's lip trembles. Was it really that bad?
"Why aren't you looking at me? Are you mad at me?" Obito's voice cracks a little, which causes Kakashi to face him. Kakashi's face was flushed pink above his mask that he must've just pulled up. He seems surprised, and confused.
"Wh- Of course not! I'm not mad..." Kakashi looks away again, his gaze meeting the ground. Maybe it was just Kakashi being Bakakashi.
"You seem mad."
"But I'm not!" Obito squints his eyes at him. "I'm just... uh..."
"Just what?"
"Umm..."
Suddenly Obito thought of something that was probably why Kakashi was acting like this. He grins a little.
"Shy?"
"H-hah?! O-o-o-of course not!!" Obito busted out into laughter.
"Pffft hahahahahaha! You are!" Obito laughed even harder as Kakashi kicked his ankle, even if it did hurt a little. "W-Why are you shy?" He finally managed out in between laughter.
"It-it's... I'm not-" Kakashi sighs. "I just... didn't expect it to... feel... like that." Kakashi mumbles quietly at the end, but Obito still heard it.
"Aww..." Kakashi thumps him on the back of his head. "Ouch!"
...
Finally, they made it to Obito's grandma's house.
"Baa-chan! I'm home!"
"Obito! Come here!" Obito ran over, Kakashi right at his heels. She was in the living room, laying on the couch.
"Nani?"
"Obito, my girlfriends and I are having Girls Night tonight, you know that?" Obito blinks. Umm... no? He didn't even know what that was? "Anyways, they'll be coming over soon, so you and your friend can just do what you guys want until then."
"Uh, alright granny." She smiles at him.
Obito grabs Kakashi by his elbow, and leads him to his bedroom. He rubs the back of his neck awkwardly.
"I'm just gonna go change into new clothes, I'll be right back." Once he was done, he grabbed Kakashi by the elbow again, opened the door, and turned on the light.
"It's a little messy."
"A little?" There were water bottles on the floor, paper plates, cups, cans, and old bowl of Ramen he had never finished, and many, many clothes.
"Heh... heheh." He laughs awkwardly, before clearing the area for them. He thought about making a bed out of blankets on the floor for Kakashi, but he then just figured that they could sleep in the same bed with no problem. Obito blushed at the thought of them sleeping together. He shouldn't be thinking about this. Kakashi didn't even know what a kiss was so how would he know what... other stuff was?
"Kakashi, is it fine if we sleep together?"
"Yeah, it's cool." See? Not a string of embarrassment, or nervousness.
Obito then finds the remote, and turns the TV on. Kakashi grabs a blanket on the floor, and wraps himself in it.
"Hold on a sec." Kakashi says randomly, but Obito doesn't look over to see what he's doing, too busy flipping through the channels.
"'Kay." He just replies. About six seconds later, he finally finds something they can watch, so he looks over and grins. Then he pauses, because Kakashi's didn't have a shirt on. And his pants were at his ankles, but thankfully his boxers were still on. Obito's throat felt very dry. "Why are you getting naked?!" He yells, flusteredly. Obito is sure his face is tomato-red right now.
"I'm not. I'm just chan- Fuck!" Suddenly Hatake Genius Ninja Kakashi trips over a blanket, and falls behind Obito's bed. Obito giggles. Anybody can say anything they want to about Uchihas being physically unable to giggle, but well here he was. Obito rolls over, then looks over the edge of the bed.
"Pfft. I can see your butt."
"Shut up and help me, Dobe!" Obito grabs Kakashi's hand and helps him up, looking away when Kakashi pulls up his boxers that fell down somehow. Kakashi then starts going back to what he was originally doing, and puts on new clothes. "And I was changing, not getting naked."
"But you still ended up naked."
"..." Kakashi was sitting next to him now, in his clothes, covered by a fluffy blanket.
"Anyways, I found something we can watch."
"Alright." Obito flicked off his light, and they watched the movie together in blissful silence.
...
The light is suddenly flicked back on.
"Movie is boring. Spar?"
And so they began sparring due to the request of a certain silver-haired chuunin. It was really more like wrestling, but Obito didn't really care what Kakashi called it.
Aggressive kicks and punches were thrown left and right. Obito thought he was getting badly beat. Damn. He's definitely gonna lose. But then he saw an opening.
He pinned Kakashi to the bed, and got him in a chokehold. Kakashi grunted, before wrapping his legs around Obito's shoulders, and turning their positions around. He got out of the chokehold, and effectively put Obito into one, except using his legs instead of hands.
When Obito stood up, Kakashi began practically break-dancing on top of his shoulders. Obito was in silent awe.
Obito grabbed ahold of one of Kakashi's legs, and throws him back to the ground, forcing him into the splits. Obito winces. That must hurt. His legs were spread wide open, it made Obito shudder in phantom pain just looking at him.
"You're a bit stronger than I remembered." Kakashi remarked, tensing and flexing his legs, trying to get them to bend back in to what would be a normal position. But Obito held them down, determined to win.
His door was abruptly opened. A crowd of old ladies watched them. Obito instantly let Kakashi go, but Kakashi just stayed in that position, as if Obito were still holding him down. He gawked. How the hell was he not in pain?!
"Obito, we missed you!" Then Obito is bombarded with old ladies messing with his cheeks and hair. "Oh. Who's that?" Kakashi finally gets up, and sits beside him, silently.
"Oh, that's Kakashi." An awkward silence follows, and then the ladies giggle and rush out, making sure to close the door.
Obito turns to his boyfriend.
"How the hell are you not writhing in pain right now?!"
"Huh?"
"You just did the splits. For, like, a whole two minutes."
"Yeah." Obito's jaw was very close to touching the ground.
"H-how?!" Kakashi just shrugged.
"Flexibility, I guess."
"How flexible even are you? You've never done anything like that before!"
"Pretty flexible."
"Oh."
Obito turned the light off.
...
Obito made their bed as cuddly and comfy as he could. He fluffed up the pillows, and the blankets were all clean.
"Okay. The bed's ready now." Kakashi crawled next to him quietly, then laid next to him, curling up on Obito's side like a kitten. Though Kakashi would hate it if Obito actually said something like that out loud.
"Fobifo?" Kakashi mumbled into a blanket.
"Nani?" Obito asked in response.
"... Wuv you." Obito's heart felt all warm and fluffy after he heard those two simple words. He kissed Kakashi's forehead.
"I wuv you too."