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Baby.Mine: CLAUDE I HATEE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH @Ronno
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Ronno: damn i did not do anything yet and you're coming after me??
Frost.Maiden: What is it Peri what did Claude do this time
Ronno: wow yall have absolutely no faith in me dont yall
Idina.Menzel: What did you do
Ronno: nothing????
Baby.Mine: [ Claude standing under a gazebo in a park, sheltering him from the heavy rain. What Peri is angry about is Claude's fashion choice in his shoes: Toe socks with flip-flops sandals, both legs wrapped with a plastic bag to prevent water wetting his socks. ]
Idina.Menzel: Alright Claude what made you think that was a good fashion choice
You.Killed.My.Father.Prepare.to.Die: claude im all for flip flops but not even i would do that
Ronno: >:o
Defender.of.the.Night logged on!
Defender.of.the.Night: Ah, I see that you are a man of culture, my deer friend!
You.Killed.My.Fater.Prepare.to.Die: @Botanist
Defender.of.the.Night: Inigo you fucking traitor
Botanist logged on!
Defender.of.the.Night: INIGO YOU FUCKING TRAITOR
Frost.Maiden: Wait why was Leo summoned?
Idina.Menzel: Oh right Owain broke his arm
Ronno: injured again?????
Idina.Menzel: Yeah he jumped off a prop as choreographed but he was wearing socks the entire time so he slipped and broke his arm
You.Killed.My.Father.Prepare.to.Die: yall would think owain knows better than to wear socks on a plastic table?
Frost.Maiden: What does Leo have to do with this and why hasn't he replied
Baby.Mine: the real casualty here is claudes fucking clothes
Idina.Menzel: Peri dear is the rain so heavy that you're stuck? Miss Olivia is getting worried
Baby.Mine: my car is stuck in mud and I'm waiting for the rain to soft to call the pickup truck
Baby.Mine: i look up and there i see claude
Ronno: ah
Baby.Mine: and i thought "hey its claude does he wanna hang in the car" but then i looked down
Frost.Maiden: One case closed but another remains open
Frost.Maiden: Why isn't Leo and Inigo responding
You.Killed.My.Father.Prepare.to.Die: Y HE CHOKE ME
Ronno: who?
Baby.Mine: leo?
Frost.Maiden: Owain?
Idina.Menzel: Gerome?
Ronno: hol up
Idina.Menzel: Goals if I do say so myself
You.Killed.My.Father.Prepare.to.Die: ALRIGHT WE ALL KNOW XANDER STARTED THE D&D CLUB IN COLLEGE RIGHT AND LEO INHERITED IT
Frost.Maiden: That was 10 years ago wow we're all old
You.Killed.My.Father.Prepare.to.Die: LEO IS HERE BECAUSE HE'S THE SCRIPT WRITEER
Ronno: u implying the plpay gonna b fantasy based???
Baby.Mine: thats not th e fucking point he re u fucking bottom
Idina.Menzel: claude a bottom can confirm
Frost.Maiden: Huh?
You.Killed.My.Father.Prepare.to.Die: PERIS RIGHT WE GONE OFF TOPIC COME BACK
You.Killed.My.Father.Prepare.to.Die: LEO WAS SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE MED ROOM TO WATCH OWAIN BUT HE CAME AND CHOKED ME
Idina.Menzel: Actually I'm gonna go check on y'all
Ronno: good luck
Ronno: its getting colder here
Ronno: peri can i go into ur car
Baby.Mine: either the socks or the flip-flops, throw the other one away
Ronno: i guess i'll just stay here theen
Baby.Mine: good
Frost.Maiden: I'm confused why did Leo choke you
You.Killed.My.Father.Prepare.to.Die: I DONT FFUCKING KNOWW
Idina.Menzel: Oh he's getting choked again
Idina.Menzel: [ Inigo trying to run out of the Medical Room but Leo is right behind him ]
Idina.Menzel:
Idina.Menzel: Same energy
Frost.Maiden: Wait what the fuck is going on
Baby.Mine: oh no fjorm said fuck
Frost.Maiden: Starting with Claude what is going on here
Ronno: wait what do i have to do with yall performers
Baby.Mine: YOUR FUCKING SHOES
Frost.Maiden: Peri?
Baby.Mine: trying to get to the rehearsal hall with the costumes but a tree crashed and blocked my usual path so i had to take a detour
Baby.Mine: tried to drive through the park but the side i was driving on started to flood and i lost the road
Baby.Mine: and thats how i ended upp in the middle of a muddy field
Ronno: OH SO THATS HOW U ENDED UP THERE
Ronno: damn is it wise to get picked up at this point
Frost.Maiden: Well the rain is getting heavier
Ronno: yes?
Baby.Mine: the service hung up on me when i called
Defender.of.the.Night: The Dark Lord have tried to silence me, but he will never vanquish me!
Idina.Menzel: Owain dear pls go back to sleep
Frost.Maiden: Dorothea what's going on with Inigo and Leo and Owain now
Idina.Menzel: Leo was supposed to keep watch on Owain but Owain kept getting distracted by Inigo outside the med room
Ronno: how
Botanist: Mother fucker won't stop whining like a bitch outside the medical room and I had to put him down somehow.
Ronno: put him down
Defender.of.the.Night: My dear cousin is not a canine companion! You cannot bring his life to an end like this!
Botanist: Try me.
Botanist logged off!
Idina.Menzel: Oh goddess
Baby.Mine: this is it lads
Baby.Mine: we officially made leo go feral
Frost.Maiden: The Awakening
You.Killed.My.Father.Prepare.to.Die: DOROTHEA STOP HIM
Idina.Menzel: no this looks good
Idina.Menzel: k nvm Miss olivia is about to have a panic attack bye gays
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Frost.Maiden: Today we have lost 2 of our brothers to a fresh-made feral man
Baby.Mine: the rain isnt getting any lighter and we will be losing one more if claude continues to wear those
Ronno: die then
Ronno: WAIT U MEANT ME
Ronno: well the rain will stop u from coming
Baby.Mine: enjoy a bacterial shower
Ronno: peri i can hear u blasting hayley kiyoko songs let me in
Baby.Mine: no
Defender.of.the.Night: This is Leo, I have knocked Owain unconscious.
Frost.Maiden: Aren't you supposed to be making sure that he stays in the bed???
Ronno: i mean technically leo is doing his job
Ronno: owain cant leave the bed if hes out
Defender.of.the.Night: I've also let Inigo go but he's on thin ice.
Baby.Mine: tragic
Baby.Mine: i did not finish his fucking shoes lmao
Defender.of.the.Night: Let's move onto another topic, shall we?
Defender.of.the.Night: Claude, what were you doing outside today?
Ronno: the weather was clear when i woke up
Frost.Maiden: Oh right Leo did not mention that the weather here is pretty unpredictable
Ronno: no worries i figured it all out myself
Ronno: been standing shelter since 7
Baby.Mine: you deserve it
Ronno: let go of the shoes pls
Defender.of.the.Night: I would forgive you if they were crocs.
Ronno: wow
Frost.Maiden: I hate them
Ronno: thank u
Frost.Maiden: But why did you choose to go to the park today?
Ronno: to play pokemon go
Defender.of.the.Night: ... What?
Frost.Maiden: oh
Ronno: playing pokemon go
Ronno: the park happened to be empty too
Baby.Mine: its cuz they saw ur fucking shoes
Ronno: r00d
Defender.of.the.Night: There are PokeStops in the park?
Baby.Mine: we r in the abundance hill park
Frost.Maiden: Huh?
Baby.Mine: the abundance hill park
Defender.of.the.Night: Wha
Ronno: u two r creeping me the fuck out wats w this paark
Frost.Maiden: Uh
Frost.Maiden: I
Frost.Maiden: Think
Defender.of.the.Night: Claude take your fucking socks off and start running for Peri's car.
Defender.of.the.Night: Peri let Claude into your car but open it from the inside.
Baby.Mine: is there a superstition about this park that i never heard in highschool
Frost.Maiden: NOT REALLY BUT CLAUDE GET THE FUCK INTO PERIS CAR
Ronno: YALL R SCARING ME
Defender.of.the.Night: JUST GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE GAZEBO
Baby.Mine: WAIT I JUST REMEMBERED
Baby.Mine: THE GATES TO THIS PARK WAS SUPPOSED TO BE LOCKED BUT SOMEHOW I DROVE IN
Baby.Mine: CLAUDE FOR NOW DO U SEE ME
Ronno: YES
Ronno: IM FUCKING SPRINTING
Ronno: PERI DID U SEE THAT
Baby.Mine: STOP LOOKING AT UR FUCKING PHONE N KEEP RUNNING BITCH
Frost.Maiden: OH NO CLAUDE WHAT DID U SEE
Baby.Mine: CLAUDE IS SAFE
Defender.of.the.Night: PROOF
Ronno: [ A selfie of him and Peri in Peri's car. Claude is drenched. ]
Baby.Mine: aaahahhhhhahh
Defender.of.the.Night: OH GODS
Baby.Mine: WHAT IS IT THIS TIME
Frost.Maiden: PERI TURN DOWN YOUR FUCKING SONG
Baby.Mine: OK
Ronno: IM FUCKING QUAKING YALL WHATS GOING ON
Frost.Maiden: OH FUCK WE'RE TOO LATE
Baby.Mine: TOO LATE FROM WHAT
Defender.of.the.Night: PERI DID YOU SERIOUSLY FORGET?
Defender.of.the.Night: THE LEGEND OF THE ABUNDANCE HILL PARK?
Baby.Mine: MAYBE I DID WHAT TH EUFCK
Frost.Maiden: Peri and Claude you two
Frost.Maiden: Is the car still started on?
Ronno: IM QUAKING LIKE THIS CAR
Frost.Maiden: Good because you two may need to drive out of there at our signal
Baby.Mine: WAIT WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON FJORM
Defender.of.the.Night: The picture
Defender.of.the.Night: Zoom in behind Peri
Ronno: I DONT KNOW WHAT TO BE SCARED OF NOW
Ronno: FJROM AND LEOS WARNING OR SOMETHING ELSE ENTIRELY
Ronno: ALSO I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHY PERI SCREAMED
Frost.Maiden: Just do what Leo told you to
Frost.Maiden: You will understand why Peri screamed
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Brother.Blue: Did they die???
Wyrmite.Farmer: honestly i think they did
Baby.Mine: KIRAN WHAT THE FUCK IS BEHIND ME
Wyrmite.Farmer: while u were partying i studied the cryptids
Baby.Mine: ME N CLAUDE R ABOUT TO DIE
Wyrmite.Farmer: relax it doesnt know how to get into cars
Ronno: WHAT
Wyrmite.Farmer: peri did u open the door for claude
Baby.Mine: YES WHAT ABOUT IT
Wyrmite.Farmer: u r safe dont worry
Baby.Mine: CURRENTLY WORRYING
Brother.Blue: Peri you forgot about the Legend of Abundance Hill park??
Brother.Blue: That was the scary legend you told me about back in middle school camp...
Baby.Mine: WELL I FORGOT
Baby.Mine: WHATS THE LEGEND
Ronno: AND WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT BEHIND PERI
Brother.Blue: I'll go first.
Brother.Blue: Leo and Fjrom can add in anything I missed out
Frost.Maiden: We got your back
Brother.Blue: The Legend of Abundance Hill park is that the park is not supposed to be here at all.
Ronno: what
Defender.of.the.Night: The park used to be an official place but they had to close it for reason.
Baby.Mine: WHATS THE REASON PLS IM SPOOPED OUT
Ronno: SPOOPY SPAPY SPEPEPON
Wyrmite.Farmer: i have no fucking idea how to read that
Frost.Maiden: Abundance Hill park used to be a common scene for crimes due to the silence covered by dense fogs after sun downs and the thick foliage of the trees in the park.
Ronno: WHAT
Brother.Blue: They had to shut the park down after the disappearance of a town mayor in the park and the culprit was never found.
Defender.of.the.Night: Actually the disappearance was so well planned that the "kidnapper" was never suspected at all. No handprints, no murder weapons identified, no witnesses, no suspects.
Wyrmite.Farmer: theres actually another theory of the disappearance but we will get to that later
Baby.Mine: gays im about to faint what the fuck does that mean
Brother.Blue: The town council decided to tear the park down but for strange reason they could not.
Ronno: peri fainted what do i do
Defender.of.the.Night: Is there anything edible in her car?
Ronno: tomato sauce
Frost.Maiden: Anything else?
Ronno: expired juice
Defender.of.the.Night: She needs to drink one when she wakes up to feel better but I don't know which is better...
Ronno: i vote the tomato sauce because its still fresh
Ronno: nevermind i found noodles in her bag
Wyrmite.Farmer: expired juice i guess
Ronno: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING
Brother.Blue: We need to finish the Legend
Ronno: WE R GONNA DIE HURRY UP
Brother.Blue: Legend has it that the spirit of the mayor now haunts the area and anyone who goes in have little chances to coming out unless it is a very sunny day
Ronno: THAT DOES NOT EXPLAIN THAT MOTHERFUCKER BEHIND US
Wyrmite.Farmer: The other theory to the mayor's disappearance was that creature chilling nearby
Brother.Blue: A more twisted version of the legend is that the mayor became the creature and haunts any living souls that wander into its territory
Wyrmite.Farmer: There were reported sightings of the creature since the park closed down
Ronno: [ Wild demonic beast chilling in the trees, watching them ] (pls click link)
Wyrmite.Farmer: i see u met steve
Ronno: THIS BASTARD CAN KILL US AND U CALLED IT STEVE
Ronno: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
Wyrmite.Farmer: calm down
Wyrmite.Farmer: steve wont attack u if u dont leave ur car
Wyrmite.Farmer: think of ur situation as the t-rex car scene from the first jurassic park movie
Ronno: KIRAN THATS NOT HELPING
Ronno: THE T REX LITERALLY FLIPPED THE CAR OVER
Defender.of.the.Night: The rain seems to be letting up
Baby.Mine: I WOKE UP TO SEE AN UGLY ASS CREATURE OUTSIDE WHAT THE FUCK
Wyrmite.Farmer: meet Steve
Baby.Mine: we r on familiar terms now
Baby.Mine: i forgot i had juice here from last winter
Defender.of.the.Night: Wait no Peri don't drink that
Baby.Mine: too late
Wyrmite.Farmer: is the rain getting softer in the park
Baby.Mine: yes
Ronno: yall dont understand there are so many fucking dark and ghost types here
Frost.Maiden: The legend has got to do with the pokemon encounters
Wyrmite.Farmer: i did a little bit of research on the steve
Wyrmite.Farmer: as long as the doors are locked and the windows are shut he wont get u
Wyrmite.Farmer: he is about as strong as duma with a watermelon
Wyrmite.Farmer: the only other danger about him is his venom bite
Baby.Mine: RESEARCH
Ronno: KIRAN HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW ALL THESE
Frost.Maiden: As strong as Duma with a watermelon
Wyrmite.Farmer: peri do u think u can get your car out of the field
Ronno: ANSWER MY QUESTION
Baby.Mine: YES
Wyrmite.Farmer: if u dont know how to get out of the park use claudes pokemon go map
Ronno: KIRAN HOW THE FUCK DO U KNOW ALL THESE
Wyrmite.Farmer: just crank up your car to the highest speed and steve wont b able to catch up to u
Baby.Mine: ANSWER CLAUDES QUESTION KIRAN
Defender.of.the.Night: Get the car up Peri.
I'm.Paid.But.Not.Enough logged on!
I'm.Paid.But.Not.Enough: Oh good you kids are online
Brother.Blue: Good afternoon Professor
Ronno: TEACH HELP
I'm.Paid.But.Not.Enough: Ah I see you've met Steve
I'm.Paid.But.Not.Enough: Just do what Kiran tells you to and Steve won't kill you
Frost.Maiden: Peri and Claude are dying
I'm.Paid.But.Not.Enough: That's not the worst part of life don't worry about it
Ronno: I WORRY A LOT TEACH
Defender.of.the.Night: Get driving.
Ronno: WHAT THE FUCK IS STEVE
Ronno: HOW DID HE EXIST
Wyrmite.Farmer: evolution
Ronno: KIRAN THATS NOT HELPING
Ronno: TEACH HOW DO U KNOW STEVE
I'm.Paid.But.Not.Enough: As long as you pass the gates of the park road, Steve will stop
Ronno: WHERE
Brother.Blue: The gates are a PokeStop
Ronno logged off!
I'm.Paid.But.Not.Enough: How did all these happen
Frost.Maiden: It all started with Peri being mad at Claude's shoes
I'm.Paid.But.Not.Enough: I see nothing wrong with Claude's choice of fashion
Frost.Maiden: Wha
Wyrmite.Farmer: professor u r kidding right
I'm.Paid.But.Not.Enough: ?
I'm.Paid.But.Not.Enough: No?
I'm.Paid.But.Not.Enough: My entire family wear that during our free days
Wyrmite.Farmer: i
Defender.of.the.Night: I didn't know what I was expecting...
Brother.Blue: W
I'm.Paid.But.Not.Enough: The socks are warm and it's easy to move with the flip-flops
I'm.Paid.But.Not.Enough: But nevermind all that this is not what I came online for
Brother.Blue: What did you come online for?
I'm.Paid.But.Not.Enough: It's regarding this specific module actually
I'm.Paid.But.Not.Enough: The schedule is out so I'm sure all 4 of you here knows what it means
Wyrmite.Farmer: i dont
Frost.Maiden: Kiran your schedule for the next semester is out that means that your modules for the next month will change
Wyrmite.Farmer: Ah yes it did
I'm.Paid.But.Not.Enough: Becuase modules like this one will not be in your next smester anymore
I'm.Paid.But.Not.Enough: So I just want to know
I'm.Paid.But.Not.Enough: Will this group chat still be on?
Frost.Maiden: Oh
Wyrmite.Farmer: well thats some question
I'm.Paid.But.Not.Enough: We won't be seeing each other as a class anymore in the next semester or further
I'm.Paid.But.Not.Enough: And I would be teaching another module
Baby.Mine: WE LIVED BITCH
Baby.Mine: is this a bad time
Brother.Blue: Yes this is a bad time
I'm.Paid.But.Not.Enough: Peri I need your opinion
Baby.Mine: not now i gotta drive
Baby.Mine: ayy its claude now
Baby.Mine: what the fuck happened back there
I'm.Paid.But.Not.Enough: Claude I need your opinion here
Baby.Mine: idk
Baby.Mine: if we r not gonna b meeting as a class anymore i guess we shld delete this group
Defender.of.the.Night: Wait.
Defender.of.the.Night: Claude, I am the father of this group chat.
Defender.of.the.Night: I created this group chat in the middle of the semester.
Defender.of.the.Night: Professor, don't I get the say in this?
I'm.Paid.But.Not.Enough: Alright Leo what's your opinion
Frost.Maiden: Here's the verdict
Wyrmite.Farmer: guilty or not guilty
Brother.Blue: This is not a courtroom Kiran
Baby.Mine: wow oh wow
Defender.of.the.Night: I say this group be deleted
Baby.Mine: boy oh boy oh boy
Wyrmite.Farmer: ah
I'm.Paid.But.Not.Enough: Is that your answer?
Frost.Maiden: Well it was nice talking to all of you
Baby.Mine: fjorm and leo just gonna give up on all of us for adoption
Brother.Blue: Claude don't word it like that
Wyrmite.Farmer: do word it like that claude i dont want anymore fathers in my life
Baby.Mine: remember yall
Baby.Mine: farther is for physical distance
Baby.Mine: further is for metaphorical distance
Baby.Mine: father is for emotional distance
Wyrmite.Farmer: thank u
Defender.of.the.Night: To be fair, I have been itching to delete this chat since Owain and Inigo came online in the first chapter.
Frost.Maiden: Wait what
Wyrmite.Farmer: SHOULD HAVE HEEDED MY FUCKING WARNING LEO
Wyrmite.Farmer: W O W
Baby.Mine: lmao wait we weren't suposed to exist int eh first place?
Defender.of.the.Night: Kiran warned me, but I ignored them.
Brother.Blue: You opened this can of worms, now lay in it
I'm.Paid.But.Not.Enough: I was just informed of the chat function that members of deleted groups will still be able to backread this chat but not be able to reply anymore
I'm.Paid.But.Not.Enough: Kinda like a ghost
Brother.Blue: Oh that's not as bad as I thought
Brother.Blue: Wait who informed you
I'm.Paid.But.Not.Enough: You Know Who
Borther.Blue: I don't
I'm.Paid.But.Not.Enough: Should the others come online to say their last words here?
Defender.of.the.Night: I don't see why not @All
Ronno logged on!
Ronno: claudes back peri just pulled into a mcdonalds parking lot
Ronno: Change Da World... My Final Message. Good Bye
Ronno logged off!
Baby.Mine: leo do u wan mcnuggies
Defender.of.the.Night: Yes, please.
Baby.Mine: *horse hooves leaving sound*
Baby.Mine logged off!
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Sacaen.Nomad: wtf peri stole my last words
Shifter.Rogue: owo
Shifter.Maiden: uwu
One.Kingdom's.Brotherhood: "Cy'all in school" -Alm, 2019
Holy.Woman: CY'ALL IM
Let's.Go.Lesbians!: bro no fucking way alm said that
50.Shades: u r right he lifted that from another source
Hugo.Messo: theres gonna be a second part in this series soon why the fuck is so many people saying goodbye
Naruto: No witnesses
Daddy.Shark: WAIT U CAN DO THAT THE ENTIRE TIME
Our.Boy: Messages deleted???
Don't.Takumi.Again: anna holy shit
Breath.of.Ruin: no witnesses
Idina.Menzel: Suddenly I can't read Anna or Grima's messeges
Dusk.Lycanroc: aha leo noo dont delete this chat ur too sexy haha
Frost.Maiden: A heartfelt farewell to everyone in this chat except Sylvain
Wyrmite.Farmer: Bye and see all of you in school!
Baby.Shark: See all of you next week!
Brother.Blue: Try not to get into any more troubles when you're all back in school.
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I'm.Paid.But.Not.Enough: Anyone else?
You.Killed.My.Father.Prepare.to.Die: remember yall the year end play is on christmas
Silver.Arrow.of.the.Light: i wanted to say Change Da World but claude already did that
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I'm.Paid.But.Not.Enough: If any of you happen to see me on campus, you may either ignore me or challenge me to a fishing competition
Defender.of.the.Night: "Weird flex but ok" -Owain
Defender.of.the.Night: Grima you can do the honors
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Breath.of.Ruin: The only reason I know so much about yall is because ive hacked the school system 2 years ago and the moment yall sign into the school with your student id i have access to all devices yall own like yall phones and maybe some of yalls cars, if yall try to report this to the council nothing will change because yall have nothing to prove its me @All
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