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Tori @Victoria_Boo
I really hope the alien time travellers didn’t die or something, it’s been 3 days…
*x files theme* @parabolic
@Victoria_Boo right? dammit I’m worried
yaz @wrathofKhan
@Victoria_Boo @parabolic first of all, most of us are human. second of all, can’t get rid of us so easily :3
space mum @adventurer_13
yeah, about dying… apparently we can’t, the Master and I
Anita @anitamamacita
wait, what
space mum @adventurer_13
our people lied to us. long story short, I don’t come from Gallifrey at all but from another unknown planet, and I was why time lords could regenerate in the first place. I’m technically immortal, hundreds of millions of years old, maybe more
I <3 croissants @Fannibal7
oh. my. god.
monica @moneyca
imagine carrying on with your life as you do and then finding out THAT
danger noodle 🐍 @ajcrowley
*whistles* phew. welcome to the club
Bookworm @tea_and_scones
Well, now we know on whom to count with tea when it’s 6 million AD and everyone is dead!
OH @MasterOfTheUniverse
oh how wonderful
Jack 🍆🍑🍆 @captainqueer
@tea_and_scones @ajcrowley am I not good enough??
danger noodle 🐍 @ajcrowley
@captainqueer course, yeah! anyone who’ll still be around is good enough, immortals gotta stick together if they’re not currently in the middle of a century-long feud
Jack 🍆🍑🍆 @captainqueer
#notconvinced
jam is my jam @OreoBoi
how is this a normal conversation
certified space bi @claraoswin
easily
yaz @wrathofKhan
so anyway, in the light of recent events, we’ve decided to take a bit of a break from all the adventures and spend more time with our families
Sonya 💅🏽 @SonyaaKhan
good. I’m starting to have enough of always covering for you. and I didn’t even get my moon trip
certified space bi @claraoswin
@SonyaaKhan trust me, you don’t want to go to the moon. not if you knew what I know about it
Sonya 💅🏽 @SonyaaKhan
@claraoswin what do you know about the moon?
certified space bi @claraoswin
it’s an…… egg
merry berry @Jane_the_merry
the moon is an EGG
certified space bi @claraoswin
yep. and I’ve already said too much
🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈 @lesbill
@wrathofKhan @theemechanic @GrahamOBrien so you’re not in the tardis anymore?
ryan @theemechanic
no, at least not for now. we almost died, so we thought we could use a bit of space, is all. and it’s not like the doctor’s lonely in there
OH @MasterOfTheUniverse
oh yeah, I should probably mention that I moved in. *whispers* and they disapprove
Graham @GrahamOBrien
It’s not actually about you mate, if you can believe that.
OH @MasterOfTheUniverse
doubtful. I could see the way you looked at me during breakfast
yaz @wrathofKhan
WE COULDN’T BLOODY SLEEP
space mum @adventurer_13
oh. oh you heard that 😅😅
🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈 @lesbill
looks like someone got some :) but I don’t blame u, they can get l o u d
OH @MasterOfTheUniverse
😏😏😏😏
f*ck trump @canadianmoose
you moved in together????
Anita @anitamamacita
oh NICE
thanks for all the fish @_and_chips
and it only took what, two months?
space mum @adventurer_13
or several aeons most of which we don’t even remember, depends on how you look at it
OH @MasterOfTheUniverse
2000 years of trying and failing to kill each other
space mum @adventurer_13
marrying a lot of other people
okay, maybe that was just me… I still have no idea how many wives, husbands, and spouses of undeterminable gender I’ve got and at this point I’m too afraid to find out
OH @MasterOfTheUniverse
I can easily make it zero
space mum @adventurer_13
don’t you dare. shall we put on a film?
OH @MasterOfTheUniverse
give me another hour of sitting in this whirlpool in your horrible library garden and brooding dramatically, there’s a love 👍
HISTORY HOE @haleyscometh
no romcom ever has nothing on you two
space mum @adventurer_13
you know what? finding out that you’ve been lied to your whole life sucks, granted. but it’s given me clarity. it doesn’t matter who I was before, only who I am now. I’m the Doctor. I know why the Master’s always done what he’s done. but he’s not lesser than me.
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space mum @adventurer_13
we’re in this one together, like we’ve always been in everything. running and chasing each other, incapable to escape, incapable of letting go and just lying for so long. and now we know why. and we’ve talked, like actual functional non-human beings.
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space mum @adventurer_13
hate. love. where’s the difference? one might say there isn’t. we’ve both done a lot of bad. even me. he’s right about that. but a lot of good too, before… any of this. we have history, and that history means a lot to us, and we’re finally facing it.
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space mum @adventurer_13
so I should probably thank the Time Lords. and that woman who found me and took me in. the universe would’ve ended sooner than it even properly began if it weren’t for my friends and me. I don’t even know why I’m saying this here, but it’s as good a place to vent as any.
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space mum @adventurer_13
and thank you, everyone who’s ever travelled with me, who’s seen a lunatic ride up the Shard on a motorbike once, who’s been brave and tried to fight the Daleks and Cybermen that have come to take Earth and never succeeded. it’s been brilliant. mad? that’s the last thing I am.
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space mum @adventurer_13
as I told myself before I got this body: laugh hard, run fast, be kind. always. guess I needed all this to remind myself of that. because I’ll be damned if I stop loving that idiot, and that’s the truth. the universe is wonderful, and we’re going to see so much of it now.
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space mum @adventurer_13
as I told myself long before that one, actually: physician, heal thyself. yeah. I didn’t choose to call myself the Doctor for no reason. it’s time I be one, eh?
OH @MasterOfTheUniverse
you insuffeRABLE- if you’re trying to make me cry, it won’t work
space mum @adventurer_13
hah! you’re lying. I can see you. who picks a planet that’s not totally boring and good for nothing but a holiday is a loser!!!
OH @MasterOfTheUniverse
so we’re going to play this game! fine, because I’m great at winning!
space mum @adventurer_13
tell yourself that :)
OH @MasterOfTheUniverse
I hate you
space mum @adventurer_13
no you dooooooon’t
OH @MasterOfTheUniverse
I sometimes wish I did though. love’s where it gets complicated
space mum @adventurer_13
you have no idea.
OH @MasterOfTheUniverse
😘😘😘