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    “It’s time to play the music, it’s time to light the lights,
    It’s time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight!”

    The manor ought to have been silent as the grave when Bruce returned, so it caught him by surprise when he heard a familiar jingle drifting through the empty halls. He paused at the foot of the grand staircase, head tilted to the side as he listened to the Muppet Show theme song jangling away happily. It sounded like it was coming from the first floor, which meant the most likely origin was Dick's bedroom. Which would be fine, if it also wasn't almost three am.

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    What do you do when you come home late and find the orphan you've taken guardianship of is crying alone in his room watching the Muppets?
    You sit your brooding ass down and join him.
    And if you later end up on a talk show with said Muppets and end up embroiled in a running gag about your playboy persona being in a throuple with Miss Piggy and Kermit the Frog, well, it's not like anyone's ever going to believe you're Batman now...

    Based on the Tumblr shitpost.

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    10 Dec 2025

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    Robby's love language is giving his warm hoodie to those who are cold. To a certain Doctor Jack Abbot, in particular, who always seems to be running cold.

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    07 Nov 2025

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    Here's the thing: Jim might have woken up in the past. He might have also woken in an alien simulation or a telepathic recreation of his past. This might even be a whole other reality.
    But, with no way to be sure, there's really only one decision to make. As long as the chances aren't zero, Jim has to try to stop the upcoming destruction of Vulcan.
    What makes this goal that much harder is doing it without looking insane. Or actually going insane as he constantly doubts his reality.

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    03 Nov 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    In progress, very much worth watching

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    After the mountain, Jaskier is saved by Letho instead of Yennefer. This change, though seemingly small, alters the course of the entire continent.

    AU where Jaskier becomes a Count, and later, a King.

    Part 1: Jaskier and Letho travel to Lettenhove.

    Part 2: Jaskier slowly makes changes to his new County.

    Part 3: Siofra, Axel and Cedric

    Part 4: Coming Soon

    [This series is anticipated to be 8 parts]

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    18 Sep 2025

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    The Whoffaldi role-swapped My Fair Lady AU nobody asked for!

    John Smith is an embittered old misanthrope with terrible manners and a foul mouth, who is forced by his late sister's will to attend lessons in manners and social etiquette. Clara Oswald is the young, feisty former English teacher who is absolutely determined to make a gentleman out of him.

    It's going exactly the way you'd expect it to go.

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    24 Aug 2025