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squad the fuck up - 2:30 am
v-sauce : youknowhehadtodoittoem.jpeg
v-sauce: ya’ll heard about this?
bookboi: veronica its 2 am
redbinch: Oh honey
bookboi: also ur late as fuckin hell to that meme dude
v-sauce: ITS SO FUNNY!!!
redbinch: it’s like subpar at best
v-sauce: so u think its actually hilarious
v-sauce: is what im hearing
redbinch: It’s just some dude with his hands together.
bookboi: lmao hold on
bookboi: i have an idea
doggo: what
doggo: what are we talking about here?
doggo: i just woke up why are you guys even active?
bookboi : youknowJDhadtodoittoem.jpeg
v-sauce: SAJDKLFHDF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE JD??
redbinch: THATS THE WORST DRAWING OF A TRENCH COAT IVE EVER SEEN
bookboi: SHUT ur ass up i did my best
v-sauce: hahahahHAHAHA i am sending this to him ASAP
welcome to hell - 2:35 am
v-sauce : youknowJDhadtodoittoem.jpeg
v-sauce: credit to duke
bookboi: ty ty
slushyluvr69: bruh it’s 2 am.
slushyluvr69: Omg.
slushyluvr69: that’s a funny edit though.
slushyluvr69: I feel so honored.
bookboi: i think it rly captures your essence!!!
slushyluvr69: <3
bookboi: <3
redbinch: GO TO SLEEP OR ILL KILL ALL OF YOU
doggo: i emphatically agree please i want to Rest
v-sauce: SORRY
v-sauce: this is a meme chat tho after all…
redbinch: HOURS ARE 11 AM TO 9 PM FROM NOW ON
redbinch: GO TO BED
v-sauce: OKAY BYE
welcome to hell - 4:03 am
v-sauce : youknowchandlerhadtodoittoem.jpeg
bookboi: oh my GOD
squad the fuck up - 11:08 am
bookboi: ladies, Valentines Day is this saturday.
bookboi: three days away
bookboi: which, you know what this means
doggo: YES YES YES YES YES YES
bookboi: GET TRASHED AT MY PARENTS HOUSE PARTY!!!
doggo: YES YE SYES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES Y
redbinch: NO
redbinch: I GET TO MAKE OFFICIAL INVITES THIS YEAR. I LET YA’LL DO IT LAST YEAR AND IT WAS A DISASTER.
bookboi: listen just because not everybody can read my perfect handwriting
redbinch: Literally all you sent out was a big fuckin distorted jpeg of your face, with the caption “be there”
v-sauce: duke oh my god hahaha!!
bookboi: what is wrong w that
bookboi: whatever
v-sauce: why tf do you guys have a v-day party??
v-sauce: it’s such like a minor holiday
bookboi: first of all its a beautiful time of celebrating love and affection so jot that down
bookboi: even though love is for sure dead
bookboi: second of all any excuse to get together and get smashed is an excuse i will take
bookboi: so jot that down as well
doggo: i’m sure the entire cheer team will be there :^)
doggo: and by sure i mean extremely certain :^) because if somebody doesn’t show up :^) they can catch :^) these tiny hands :^)
bookboi: thats my babygirl
v-sauce: how about we just make a Facebook page?
redbinch: …..
redbinch: Fine
redbinch: No shrek cover though.
bookboi: what the FUCK
doggo: lol
redbinch: I will Not Repeat two years ago, thank you very much
v-sauce: y’all really have an intricate backstory i have yet to unlock huh
doggo: i guess!
bookboi: u gotta reach lvl 5 and ur only at a measly 2 my friend
v-sauce: of course, that makes sense.
v-sauce: for this party; can i invite… people??
redbinch: Yes, you and your little dork squad are welcome to show up, get slightly buzzed, steal a full bag of shredded cheese, eat it haphazardly on the couch, then go upstairs and cry on the automated toilet
v-sauce: are u speaking from experience lol
redbinch: ABSOLUTELY NOT
v-sauce: WAIT AUTOMATED TOILET? What??
bookboi: my parents have a bidet lol
v-sauce: wtf is that?
redbinch: Oh, so well read, studious Veronica doesn’t know what a BIDET is!
redbinch: W O W
v-sauce: SHUT U P
doggo: it sprays water on yr hoo-hah! :^o
bookboi: Heather
bookboi: “hoo-hah”
bookboi: are you 68 years jfc
doggo: NO!
doggo: … 69 ;^P
bookboi: if i could high five u i totally would
redbinch: I’m making the Facebook page rn
redbinch: if anybody would like to add anything, now is your chance.
v-sauce: what have you got so far?
redbinch: “Welcome to the Official and Best V-Day Party of the Year. 9 pm but show up at 10. Do not be late (only fashionably). It is at my house. Thank you."
doggo: omg heather thats so bad lol
redbinch: WRITE YOUR OWN SHIT THEN.
v-sauce: i’ll write something too!
v-sauce: just add on some reminders! bring your own drinks, etc etc
bookboi: oh i got ya’ll covered, im making the best jungle juice this world has ever seen
bookboi: malibu, POG, lemonade
bookboi: covering ALL the bases
doggo: EW lemonade
doggo: gross!
bookboi: ur not my friend anymore heather
doggo: >:(
redbinch: Veronica I will give you access to edit the facebook page. Everybody else feel free to invite whoever. As long as they don’t wear anything from GAP
v-sauce: WHAT THATS MY ISH!
redbinch: ok fine, GAP allowed
v-sauce: oh! we could also do some really nice gift exchanges. like some secret valentines day stuff :^0
bookboi: what
v-sauce: !!! secret admirers!!! like,
v-sauce: everybody brings a lil gift or a card or a letter with a name on it and we have somebody be “cupid” and collect them all and then give them out throughout the night
bookboi: thats so fucking gay
bookboi: i love it
redbinch: ew
redbinch: gross
doggo: omg!!! [hearteyes emoji] that’s great veronica, i love it!
doggo: CAN I BE CUPID!??!?
v-sauce: fuck that’s almost TOO cute
doggo: YES!
doggo: i can wear lil’ wings :^O!!!!
doggo: and a MINISKIRT
bookboi: smexy
redbinch: NEver say that word again
bookboi: smexy!
v-sauce: ok! I updated the facebook page!
bookboi: excellent
v-sauce: see you guys Saturday!
cool kids - 2 pm
v-sauce : http://facebook.com/event/6968696969
v-sauce: hello ladies n gentlecoats, here’s a link to the heathers’ valentines party! Y’all should definitely come :) this saturday!
bettyboopbitches: free booze? im in
sinnamonroll: Oh! I’d love to!!
slushyluvr69: As much as I, too, appreciate a nice refreshing glass of jungle juice, I’m going to have to decline this one.
v-sauce: :(((( why??
slushyluvr69: my dad wants me to go with him to a restaurant and eat food like a fucking Normie
slushyluvr69: Apparently it’s for “bonding” and because he “Hasn’t really talked with me for a while and wants to spend Quality Time with his Son”
slushyluvr69: Complete and Utter Bullshittery, I say, but social norms dictate I must Comply.
v-sauce: ahhhh.
v-sauce: I’m sorry, JD
v-sauce: hey, maybe if you manage to get out early you can join us?
v-sauce: i’ll save a drink for you :^)
slushyluvr69: fantastical m’lady.
slushyluvr69: I’ll let you guys know.
bettyboopbitches: easy solution to all this: kill your father
sinnamonroll: Betty. >:(
slushyluvr69: oh how i wish i could my friend.
slushyluvr69: And anyways, who even has a valentines party?
slushyluvr69: sounds fairly homosexual to me.
v-sauce: THATS what i said!!!
v-sauce: but it sounds like fun!!!
v-sauce: plus its an excuse to get wasted i guess!
v-sauce: though after last time’s hangover i dont think i’ll be drinking as much :(
sinnamonroll: Good idea Veronica!
bettyboopbitches: weak lmao
bettyboopbitches: hey u finally gonna make a move on red heather orrrrr
v-sauce: i’m sorry what.
sinnamonroll: OH! Yes! This is the perfect opportunity for it, I suppose!
sinnamonroll: L-O-V-E is in the air, as they say! ;^)
slushyluvr69: Veronica Sawyer, as your favorite grease boy and ultimate confidante,
slushyluvr69: as well as being incredibly handsome, sexy, and all around good at everything he does in life
slushyluvr69: I fully urge you to take this special valentines opportunity to get a little
slushyluvr69: as the kids say
slushyluvr69: Poon-Tang.
v-sauce: please GOD
bettyboopbitches: ye just like kiss her under the mistletoe or w/e that shit is
v-sauce: Betty thats Christmas.
bettyboopbitches: oh right
v-sauce: and ANYWAYS. I can’t just do that.
v-sauce: we have, like, an established friendship.
v-sauce: a repetOIRE!
slushyluvr69: Exactly so it is prime time for that to expand into Tongue Touching Territory
v-sauce: yknow just for making me read that, i’m not giving you back your hair gel I borrowed yesterday.
slushyluvr69: NO PLEASE I NEED IT
sinnamonroll: Veronica, you don’t need to make it overt!
sinnamonroll: Perhaps something subtler!
sinnamonroll: A rose, or a hershey’s kiss, or…
sinnamonroll: *gasp* BOTH! Ahhhh, how romantic. [hearteyes emoji]
v-sauce: well. heather mac did say she wanted to be a, uh, cupid and like
v-sauce: deliver secret valentines… to everybody.
bettyboopbitches: perfect done just write that bitch a card and call it good
v-sauce: WELL
v-sauce: IDK WHAT I WOULD EVEN WRITE!
sinnamonroll: Oh! Oh! Make it from a secret admirer!
sinnamonroll: The MYSTERY of it all!
slushyluvr69: Do it, or ill fight Ram again.
v-sauce: JD i swear to god
v-sauce: i mean… maybe. maybe. ill think about it
v-sauce: we’ll see what happens!
v-sauce: in the meantime, let’s plan on some cute fits. gotta coordinate
bettyboopbitches: im going as the valentines day devil. full tail and horns babeyyyy
sinnamonroll: I’ll do your makeup Veronica!
v-sauce: thnx martha :)
slushyluvr69: will you also do mine
sinnamonroll: Aren’t you going to hang out with your dad?
slushyluvr69: Exactly.
sinnamonroll: Lol XD okay!
v-sauce: omg
v-sauce: i’ll text yall the plan, i think we can all just head over together at like 9 or smthn!
sinnamonroll: Perfect!!!
bookboi and redbinch - 5:37 pm
bookboi: hey.
bookboi: i have an idea.
bookboi: hear me out
bookboi: at the v-day party
bookboi: you should give ronnie an anonymous love letter
redbinch: No.
bookboi: and you can pass it off to mac
redbinch: No.
bookboi: wait hear me out okay
redbinch: No.
bookboi: and then like, we can approach ronnie while she reads it and be all like “oh! wow, i CANT BELIEVE that HEATHER CHANDLER really WENT THROUGH WITH SENDING THAT LETTER, thats CRAZY”
redbinch: No.
bookboi: ill even write it for you
bookboi: you know how much i enjoy my prose
bookboi: we can make it shakespearian or something
redbinch: No.
redbinch: Absolutely Not.
redbinch: First of all, Duke, I am not gay.
redbinch: Secondly,
bookboi: alright motherfucker
bookboi: we ALL know thats a lie
redbinch: SECONDLY,
redbinch: If i were to give ronnie
redbinch: VERONICA
redbinch: A “””Love Letter””””
redbinch: It would be my OWN writing, not some of your drabble.
bookboi: o k well first of all Ouch
bookboi: second of all
bookboi: sweet, soooo… ur gonna do it o r nah?
redbinch: No. Nope. Absolutely Not. Bye.
bookboi: uhg fine
redbinch and bookboi - 6:00 pm
redbinch: …
redbinch: Maybe.
bookboi: HAH
big heathers energy - 11:45 am
doggo: check out my outfit for tonight!!
doggo : image433.png
doggo: its a lil red blazer, matching pants, w some angel wings!!!!!
doggo: i just sewed a pink heart on the lapel for EXTRA pep!!!
bookboi: omfg
bookboi: im in love w u <333
doggo: stfu!! <333
redbinch: RED?!
redbinch: Excuse me. Heather.
redbinch: I was going to wear my INFAMOUS vermillion suit
redbinch: With a dark maroon blazer to COMPLIMENT my BRIGHT red, 5 inch Gucci heels.
bookboi: omg its a VALENTINES DAY PARTY, HEATHER
bookboi: the theme is pINK AND RED
redbinch: Whatever
bookboi: I will be wearing my usual pink suit with the white dress shirt
doggo: wait
doggo: are we all wearing suits???
bookboi: haha gay
redbinch: It’s SEXY!!!
doggo: also i will be taking everybody’s secret valentines at the door and distributing them throughout the night ;^)
redbinch: Cool. So. We need to arrange the alcohol.
bookboi: gotcha covered, my cousin dropped off two half Gs vodka, some claws, and some cuervo
redbinch: Perfect
doggo: i bought all the soda and chase!!
doggo: and the pog, lemonade, etc.
doggo: and some FRUIT!!!
redbinch: Excellent
doggo: hey heather, are u gonna confess your love to veronica tonight?
redbinch: Who?
doggo: i think it’s a great idea! what better holiday than the day of romance!!
redbinch: No.
redbinch: Anyways, meet at my place at 7:30 sharp to start putting up decorations.
redbinch: I got, as per usual: several banners, as well as string lights, streamers, and 10 very large heart balloons
redbinch: My parents are gone for the weekend
redbinch: Again,
redbinch: so, yknow
redbinch: We can also tap into their ever-proliferous stores of wine. But we have to be careful or they’ll notice we stole.
doggo: i also bought little chocolates for all the valentines!!
bookboi: god how cute can you GET
doggo: i know i’m adorable
redbinch protection squad - 12:20 pm
bookboi: ok so heres the deal
bookboi: im trying to hook heather up with ronnie tonight
bookboi: mostly so she’ll stop longingly looking at her in calculus
bookboi: and also will maybe stop sweating every single time veronica even so much as BRUSHES her arm
bookboi: and also because God knows that bitch needs to get laid
bookboi: so my plot is to write a VALENTINE
bookboi: preferably in a very victorian dialect
bookboi: and then u hand deliver it to our leading lady
doggo: ohohoHO!
bookboi: and THEN we approach ronnie, coincidentally of course, and be all like
bookboi:” “oh, Wow, I Cannot Believe that Heather Chandler Actually Went Through With Writing This Letter!”
bookboi: and then we DIP and watch what unfolds
doggo: i do love a good ol fashioned meddling plot!
doggo: but, what about heather herself? won’t she be upset??
bookboi: yeah but ive handled her outrage before i can handle it again
doggo: ok!! :^) sounds like a plan, stan
cool kids - 8:59 pm
v-sauce: betty
v-sauce: wya
bettyboopbitches: bathroom why
v-sauce: what the fuck did u put in the pregame drinks
bettyboopbitches: tequila and lime and uhhh some orange juice
bettyboopbitches: wait which cup did you take
v-sauce: the tall mason jar
bettyboopbitches: oh
bettyboopbitches: yeah that one was mostly tequila
v-sauce: yeah i can TELL because i am FUCKed up
v-sauce: plastered! if you will!!
bettyboopbitches: haha noice
bettyboopbitches: gimme once sec and ill join ya
slushyluvr69: guys, my dad just told me he wants me to watch more football with him
slushyluvr69: Should I kill him, y/y?
v-sauce: no jD don’t pls
v-sauce: well, considering ur dads track record maybe idk!!!
v-sauce: but not rn
bettyboopbitches: thats a yes from me for sure
sinnamonroll: Betty!! Come downstairs I just ordered the uber!
bettyboopbitches: can u gimme a SEC, im taking a SHIT!!
sinnamonroll: Why do you always take a crap last minute?!
bettyboopbitches: you KNO i dont have any control over my fucking bowels, martha dunnstock
v-sauce: hold on i gots to pee!!
sinnamonroll: OH my GOSH okay fine. I’ll cancel the uber
slushyluvr69: Guys what is a “touchdown” and why is it Relevant to Football
cool kids - 9:36 pm
slushyluvr69: Guys
cool kids - 10:00 pm
slushyluvr69: Guys?
cool kids - 10:05 pm
slushyluvr69: I’d also love to know what a “jockstrap” actually does
slushyluvr69: No homo though
big heathers energy - 10:34 pm
bookboi: VERONICA AND COMPANY WHERE THE FUCK
bookboi: oops sorry wrong chat
welcome to hell - 10:35 pm
bookboi: VERONICA AND COMPANY WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU
bettyboopbitches: we r on the way for fucks sake
bettyboopbitches: we just got a little sidetracked
bettyboopbitches: and by side tracked i mean ronnie needed to lay down for about half n hour and i needed a snack
v-sauce: betty you literally made four enchiladas and ate them in like five minutes
bettyboopbitches: exactly, a snack
bookboi: well hurry up ok, the party is getting started and all of mac’s hot cheerleader friends are here
bookboi: also the football team but thats irrelevant
bettyboopbitches: oh is ryan deringer there?
bookboi: actually yes
bettyboopbitches: tell him to meet me in the pit and/or the living room
bookboi: um okay
bettyboopbitches: havent fought that kid in a while but he has it coming
v-sauce: we’ll be there in 10!!
cool kids - 10:37 pm
sinnamonroll : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Touchdown
sinnamonroll : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jockstrap
slushyluvr69: Perfect
redbinch protection squad - 10:45 pm
doggo: *shifty eyes* *i slide out of the dark corner with my trench coat and top hat*
doggo: ya got the goods?
bookboi: please god no roleplaying
bookboi: and yes i have the letter written, hold on im in the third floor bathroom but ill meet you in the kitchen
doggo: good cuz ronnie just got here!!! and we need to act fast
doggo: heather is getting increasingly plastered!
bookboi: classic
redbinch protection squad - 10:47 pm
bookboi: im in the kitchen wya??
doggo: oh hold on
redbinch protection squad - 10:52 pm
doggo: OK OK OK I DID IT!!
bookboi: PERFECT im gonna go check on chandler
bookboi: in the meantime, let ronnie read the letter and then subtly suggest it was from you-know-who
doggo: roger that!!!
cool kids - 10:55 pm
v-sauce: guys i got a secret admirer valentine!!
slushyluvr69: Ohhh, interesting.
slushyluvr69: what does it say?
v-sauce: well. it’s kind of weird. it’s in what i think is verse poetry?? like, shakespeare??
v-sauce: lemme copy it down.
sinnamonroll: Ronnie that’s fantastic!! Also you should come upstairs. They have a whole room dedicated to video games!
v-sauce: “But soft, what thot through yonder window breaks?
It is the east, and Veronica is the sun (hot af)
Arise, hot Ronnie, and take me out on a date
For you are far more fair than any other maid
Be not anybody else’s maid
But mine and mine alone
Call me xoxo”
sinnamonroll: Oh my Gosh that was terrible.
bettyboopbitches: yeah that was fuckin trash, i dont even like shakespeare but that was bad
sinnamonroll: BETTY! I thought you were fighting Ryan?
bettyboopbitches: oh i already kicked his ass we just took shots together
bettyboopbitches: speaking of, ronnie wya, he just left and i found an entire bucket of valentines candy and some hot wings in heather's freezer
v-sauce: uh, hold on
redbinch protection squad - 10:56 pm
doggo: ABORT MISSION
bookboi: WHAT, WHY?!
doggo: um so i tried to tell ronnie that the letter was from heather but she um may have gotten swept away in the crowd and i may have seen her getting talked to by ryan deringer and i MAY HAVE SEEN THEM GOING UPSTAIRS TOGETHER
bookboi: RYAN
bookboi: DERINGER!?!
bookboi: THAT FUCKING RAT BASTARD
bookboi: he STILL has not apologized to me for losing my copy of wuthering heights!!!!!
bookboi: oh this is bad. ok, go try to find ronnie, i’ll deal with heather
redbinch protection squad - 11:00 pm
doggo: also holy shit heather that letter was horribly written
bookboi: what? i thought it was perfect, i took it straight from much ado about nothing
doggo: huh? It was clearly Romeo and Juliet
bookboi: OH GOD I GAVE YOU THE DRAFT I WROTE AS A JOKE
doggo: oh my GOD
big heathers energy - 11:07 pm
redbinch: Yknow Ronnie does look very nice tonight
redbinch: I reaaaallly like how she still wore blue.
redbinch: I think we maaatch hahaha
redbinch: We look good together!!!
doggo: yes! you do!! heather can you please meet us downstairs!!
redbinch: I’m gonna go takk to her
redbinch: *talk
redbinch: does anybody know where she went??
doggo: shes uh, in the second floor game room
doggo: but like you should come downstairs!!!
redbinch: Ok brb!!
bookboi: WAIT
redbinch and v-sauce - 11:08 pm
redbinch: Roonnniiieee wya??
redbinch: I wanna taaaalk
redbinch: i have that eyeshadow palletteee you wanted!! It’s not the right colors but you can try it anyways
redbinch: Also i like your sikirt
redbinch: *skirt
redbinch: Very Veronica ahaha it makes you look so cute!
redbinch: I'm gonna join you in the Gamers Room lol so gimme oonnne second!!
v-sauce: wait HOld ON
big heathers energy - 11:10 pm
bookboi: did michael dramston just take a shit in the pool??
doggo: yes i believe he did
bookboi: goddamnit
bookboi: chandler where are you?
redbinch: it’s. OVer.
redbinch: I’m leaving.
bookboi: what
redbinch: I would like to leave. We are going, girls
bookboi: this is YOUR house
redbinch: And??
doggo: heather please just come downstairs!!
redbinch: No, I’M
redbinch: LEAVING
v-sauce and redbinch - 11:11 pm
v-sauce: HEATHER ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE
redbinch: no its FINE go have FUN with RYAN.
v-sauce: HEATHER PLEASE
redbinch protection squad - 11:12 pm
doggo: aaaand heather is crying on the staircase
doggo: :^(
cool kids - 11:15 pm
slushyluvr69: After Hours of research on the topic, I deeply believe this would be our following positions, if we were to all take up the sport of Football:
slushyluvr69: betty is a line backer, for your strength and general aggression
slushyluvr69: Martha is a tight end, because apparently you need to have what’s called “soft hands” in this position and I feel you have the Softest Hands
slushyluvr69: Veronica, you are clearly our star quarterback, able to call the shots
slushyluvr69: But of course be quite humble at the same time, giving focus to the WHOLE team and not just themselves
slushyluvr69: And I? Well,
slushyluvr69: I am just a simple runningback,
slushyluvr69: quick, slight, Nimble,
slushyluvr69: Yet strong, like a fox
slushyluvr69: Or like a wolverine or something Idk
bettyboopbitches: JD thats great but ronnie might be getting heather hoochie in the room over so give us a second
slushyluvr69: Excuse me
v-sauce and redbinch - 11:20 pm
v-sauce: heather
redbinch: i don’t want to hear it, go have fun
v-sauce: No, heather, please, listen to me.
v-sauce: i realize you walked in right as he was seemingly laying on top of me
v-sauce: but i SWEAR TO GOD its because
v-sauce: well
redbinch: What? What POSSIBLE explanation is there?!
v-sauce: its BECAUSE HE DARED ME I COULDN’T BENCH PRESS HIM
redbinch: wait
redbinch: What
v-sauce: AND IVE BEEN TRYING TO BEAT HIS ASS SINCE SECOND GRADE and I HAD TO TRY!! and We’ve had a running bet for like SIX years that one day i’ll be buffer than him and
v-sauce: and i, well
v-sauce: clearly i failed
v-sauce: i should probably ahah, uh, hit the gym more huh???
v-sauce: maybe then i could be less of a nerd lol!
v-sauce: …
redbinch: Jesus Christ.
redbinch: You’re weird.
redbinch: I don’t care anyways it doesn’t matter.
v-sauce: ok then how come when you ran away from me like five minutes ago you were crying?
redbinch: I WASN’T CRYING
redbinch: I WAS NOT. Crying.
v-sauce: heather. you were definitely crying.
redbinch: …
v-sauce: …
redbinch: Look.
redbinch: You can go into gameroom and
redbinch: Um.
redbinch: b e n c h p r e s s
redbinch: Whoever you want.
redbinch: I’m just saying that you could benchpress better people than fucking Ryan Deringer.
v-sauce: um.
v-sauce: okay.
v-sauce: heather quick question
redbinch: Plus he doesnt even have the right kind of style for somebody like you!!
redbinch: You’d need to like, stoop down to his level, and then you’d probably start dressing like a stupid stoner-wannabe hipster, with a beanie and some weed socks!!
redbinch: It’d be atrocious!!!!!
v-sauce: Would you like to go on a date with me?
redbinch: I
redbinch: I
big heathers energy - 11:35 pm
redbinch : convoscreenshot.png
redbinch: FUCK
doggo: FUCK
bookboi: FUCK
v-sauce and redbinch - 11:36 pm
redbinch: I have no idea what you are talking about.
v-sauce: Cmon, heather.
v-sauce: I’ve seen the way you look at me in calc.
redbinch: THATS. BECAUSE. YOU ALWAYS HAVE SOMETHING STUCK IN YOUR TEETH. ITS RIGHT AFTER LUNCH!!
v-sauce: AND the way you always start sweating everytime i so much as brush your arm
redbinch: I sweat a lot!!! sue me!!
v-sauce: HEATHER YOU CRIED BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT I WAS MAKING OUT WITH RYAN FUCKING DERINGER!
redbinch: I WAS MOURNING THE LOSS OF YOUR FASHION SENSE THAT I SO CAREFULLY CULTIVATED WITHIN YOU!!!
v-sauce: look! !!
v-sauce: it doesn’t even need to be a fancy date! we can, like,
v-sauce: go hang out at the mall and shop or something!
v-sauce: i’ll let you pick out my outfits and
v-sauce: you can bitch and moan about how my legs are too long
v-sauce: and i can drag u into a barnes and noble!!!
v-sauce: just the two of us :^)
redbinch: I swear to GOD, Veronica.
redbinch: ……..
redbinch: Ok, sure, fine.
v-sauce: really??
redbinch: Yes.
v-sauce: Yes!!
cool kids - 11:40 pm
v-sauce : convoscreenshot.png
slushyluvr69: FUCK
sinnamonroll: FRICK
bettyboopbitches: FUCK!
v-sauce and redbinch - 11:42 pm
v-sauce: …
v-sauce: now will you please come downstairs so we can do shots together.
redbinch: …
redbinch: Fine.
redbinch protection squad - 11:42 pm
doggo: SDKLFKSDAFJK
bookboi: SLDaidjfnxzcmcv
bookboi: SUCCESS
doggo: SUCCESS!!!
v-sauce and redbinch - 11:43 pm
v-sauce: also your valentine was terrible.
redbinch: Huh?
v-sauce: <3