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“Remus and Sirius really got together in such a bad love story trope,” Peter points out, swinging his legs over one of the arms of the armchair he’s sat in.
“Didn’t Sirius take Remus out under the stars or something?” James asks, tilting his head back to look at his friend.
Peter nods, “Yeah, but that’s not what I mean. Y’know, they went to school together, Sirius figured out Remus’ dark and mysterious backstory.”
“Ooh true,” James laughs, “If they heard us talking about them...”
“Shut up, then!” Peter tries to lean over to shove James where he’s sat on the floor in the dark common room but can’t reach, “You’ll wake someone up!”
“You’ll wake someone up!” James retaliates, still giggling into his hand, “Carry on. You seem to have thought this out.”
“Okay,” Peter agrees, “Sirius buys Remus chocolate even though he’s allergic and can’t eat it himself. Remus brings Sirius back all that Muggle shit from his house after the holidays. It’s so cheesy.”
James gasps, “And they were roommates!”
“Oh my god, they were roommates!”
The pair dissolve into late night giggles, and hurriedly try to shush each other before they really do wake someone up.