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Casper High Group Chat
danny: for the love of FUCK
danny: I AM
danny: NOT
danny: A T W I N K !
football pro: twink
sam: twink
techno geek: twink
danny: you will die in 37 hours
sam: :/
techno geek: the cold goth indifference
techno geek: its crushing
danny: very scary sam
danny: we’re quaking
sam: first of all fuck you guys
football pro: i thought nerds went to bed at like 9
danny: tuckers a nerd
danny: im a loser
sam: cause theres such a big difference
techno geek: there is
techno geek: i like school danny doesnt
sam: … fine
football pro: why arent you losers asleep then
danny: depression
sam: ill sleep when im dead
techno geek: sleep is a waste of valuable time
Valerie: why are you guys so sad wtf
danny: well it all started-
sam: [insert tragic backstory about the puppy he never got]
danny: how dare you remind me of that entire thing
Valerie: wait what?
danny: e m b e r
techno geek: im gonna stop you right there
Valerie: yeaaah i agree
football pro: why?
football pro: shes the b e s t
danny: shes a ghost dash
sam: her song was stupid anyways
techno geek: eMBEEERRR YOU WILL REMEMBEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
Valerie: alright ember was creepy but what about walker
danny: oh would you look at the time
danny: gotta blast-
sam: *squints*
danny: listen-
danny: its not that i hate that guy and every single thing he stands for
danny: its just that i despise him so much it physically hurts
techno geek: pardon my language
techno geek: but who the frick frack snacc pack diddly dack patty wack does he think he is
Valerie: i think i just had a stroke reading that
sam: tucker is tired ™
techno geek: >:(
danny: dude its like 3 am
techno geek: idc >:(
football pro: is tmr saturday or friday
football pro: or sunday what day of the week-
sam: its saturday morning dash
sam: its literally,,, on ur phone
football pro: i know that emo
football pro: im smart
Valerie: as a rock
football pro: dont disrespect dwayne the rock johnson in front of me
danny: :o
sam: tucker put him on a leash p le as e
techno geek: hes an escape artist sam
danny: i cant be li ve yall dont like the man the myth the legend
football pro: hes THE ROCK
football pro: how DONT you like him
sam: nope going to bed night
danny: okay sam
danny: what about moana
sam: Thats entirely Different daniel fenton
danny: what can i say except
sam: delete this
football pro: YOURE WELCOME
Valerie: why does this make me want to bang my head on a wall
danny: uh oh tuckers down
danny: can we get an f in the chat
sam: he deserves nothing
danny: sam said fuck tucker rights
techno geek: rude
sam: no regrets
football pro: it is 3 am
football pro: and i just made chicken nuggets
danny: d a m n
danny: dash out here living the life
football pro: stfu
danny: :/
danny: id probably get mugged halfway down the stairs
sam: your parents jump out of the wall
danny: LMAO
danny: halfway to the kitchen for water they spring out
sam: ‘ g h o s t !’
football pro: bruh
danny: welcome to 3 30 chaos can i take your order
Valerie: can i have a large worm
danny: oh worm yeah np
sam: danny not the w̴̦͋̉͋ ̴̳̮͍̈ǒ̵̟̻͆̀ͅ ̵̟̳̹͝r̶͖͙͈͌̋ ̴͕͍̐m̸̢͍̈́͐̚
danny: oh god no
danny: sam go to bed
sam: but danny
sam: you are about to give her the w̸͕͖͚̿̏̑̿ ̷̧͝ͅő̸̥̩͂͒ ̷̻͍̇͋͠r̶͉̟̠̬͋̀̒ ̷͈̐m̶̹̍͑͜
danny: begone demon
sam: t̸̮͓̭̦́̓͂̿h̵̹̪̫̲̎e̵̲͕̯̍͜ ̴̯̟͍͇͊͌́̍̕w̷̺̚ǒ̷̳͜͝ṙ̴͖̭͓͂̎̚m̴̨̛̲͕̭͊͊̆͜ ̴̛̞̱̊̓̌̋m̵̧̹͕͚̓͋́̂̈́ǘ̵̡̱̞͂̓͆s̶͍̋̌͌t̴̖̖̳́̎̑̊n̶̯̜̖͂̊͒'̴͓̭͇̰̪̀t̷̫͎͒͑̚ ̴̧̣̞̜͐̀̄p̸͙̾̿͊̔ė̵͔͕̮͓͖̅̃͑̈́ṟ̴̡̨́̌́͌̅i̷̤͔̦͈͊s̶̡͕͎̯͕͑͂̏͘͝ḧ̶̙͉̼̱̬́̈͝
football pro: what the hippity hoppity FUCK