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"I think droids have feelings. And I have proof."
Cody looks up from his fries to stare at Fives, who just made that statement, and Anakin, who is nodding super fast while taking a bite of his burger. They had left the club a little while ago and Cody and Obi-Wan had been ready to go back to the hotel, but most of the group had been hungry and had started chanting to go to the fast food place across the street, so Cody had simply sighed and now they were sitting in a booth eating, Cody the only sober one of the group.
"What's your proof, vod?" Rex asks.
"Well, first of all, I think so, and I'm always right, and second of all, they say so and act so," Fives replies. "Like, 3PO tells Anakin when he's annoyed with him for leaving dishes in the sink and R2 gets passive-aggressive when we haven't given him enough attention. So, they have feelings."
"Genius," Anakin gasps, sipping his milkshake. "You should write a book, Fives."
"Hm? Fives is writing a book?" Obi-Wan asks, barely opening his eyes. As soon as they had entered the diner and sat down, Obi-Wan had passed out on Cody's shoulder, exhausted from seductively dancing on and flirting with Cody. Waxer and Boil had also fallen asleep, on each other, no less, Ahsoka was sleeping on Anakin's shoulder, and Cody found himself nodding off as well.
"Nothing, cyare, go back to sleep," Cody says softly. Obi-Wan doesn't need to be told twice.
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"Morning, Cody," Anakin says, looking up from the breakfast he's cooking. "Where's Obi-Wan? He usually doesn't sleep this late."
"Good morning, Anakin," Cody replies. "Oh, he's awake, he's just feeling a bit hungover, so he's still in bed. He said he'll come down later."
"Ah, got it," Anakin nods, knowing from experience that Obi-Wan can't be around food cooking when he's hungover. Or anything with a strong smell, for that matter. "Do you like your eggs over easy or over medium? I forget."
"Over medium, please," Cody replies. "Not that I'm not thankful, but why are you cooking breakfast? We have room service and that huge buffet downstairs."
"I woke up early and couldn't go back to sleep," Anakin replies, closing up a bit.
"Anything bothering you?" Cody asks softly, not wanting to pry but wanting to make sure Anakin is alright.
"I didn't have a nightmare, if that's what you mean," Anakin responds, cracking the eggs into the pan. "I've just been thinking a lot about Padmé and the babies. About becoming a father."
"Oh," is all Cody can say, but Anakin can tell that Cody is listening. Cody just doesn't have much experience in that particular area, since Jango wasn't really much of a father to the clones except for Boba, and he and Obi-Wan aren't even married yet.
"I'm just worried that I won't be a good dad, you know," Anakin spoons some oil onto the egg. "I never had a father, Obi-Wan is the closest thing I have to a father figure, but he's more like a much older brother, so how can I be any good at it? I also used to get angry, and there was this darkness in me, what if that comes out against my kids. I don't want anything bad to happen to them, and I don't want to hurt them. I already love them so much, it just scares me. Sorry that I'm telling you all this now, I know it's your bachelor party."
"Anakin," Cody starts in a voice that he uses to comfort his younger brothers, firmly planting a hand on Anakin's shoulder, "I might not have had a dad either, but I see how you are with Ahsoka and with the shinies, and I know that you'll be a great dad. As for the darkness you think you have, everyone has some darkness in them, but I see you and know that you'd never do anything bad to your children. You and Ahsoka have a similar relationship as you and Obi-Wan, and based on what I see, you're great with her, and she adores you, so you'll definitely be amazing with your kids and they'll be so lucky to have you as their dad."
Anakin is now tearing up a bit, so he sniffs and says, "Thanks, Cody. Now, do you want nuna bacon or tailring bacon?"
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It's Britney, bitch.
"THIS IS MY SONG!" Anakin and Hardcase scream, jumping up and down with Fives as the song blares through the club. Waxer and Boil laugh at the three drunk men, but nevertheless still dance and jump with them. Cody smiles and looks over to see Ahsoka and Rex dancing together, still a part of the group but definitely still doing their own thing.
Cody himself is a bit preoccupied at the moment.
His hands are tightly gripping Obi-Wan's hips as the Jedi grinds and dances on him, their bodies pressed together in the crowded club, and Cody presses some kisses to the side of Obi-Wan's neck. Cody's pants are definitely a little on the tight side, but he'll just have to forget about it for now as he spins Obi-Wan around to face him.
"Hello there," Obi-Wan smirks at him, peering up through his eyelashes as he continues grinding against Cody, definitely aware of Cody's situation now if he wasn't before. Cody brushes some hair from Obi-Wan's face, then smirks as he gives it a gentle tug, causing Obi-Wan to let out a soft moan before starting to kiss Cody. Cody returns the kiss with great eagerness and the two begin making out, forgetting that their friends and Cody's siblings are a few feet away; they're still dancing a grinding on each other, still not satisfied with how close they are, and Cody is squeezing Obi-Wan's ass as Obi-Wan grips the back of Cody's head, his fingers tangled in Cody's hair.
"Get a room, you two!" Fives shouts over the music. Cody simply flips him off before breaking the kiss, whispering in Obi-Wan's ear, and walking off with a very excited-looking Obi-Wan.
The rest of the group look on in horror as they all simultaneously remember that this club actually has rooms.
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About an hour later, Cody and Obi-Wan find their way back to the group, both looking very disheveled. Anakin nearly cries when he notices a large hickey on Obi-Wan's neck and tries to erase the past memory and new images from his mind. Ahsoka and Fives try not to notice how differently Obi-Wan is walking, and Boil pretends the spot on Cody's shirt that glows suspiciously under the club lights is just a weird effect of the lights. Waxer, Hardcase, and Rex just stare.
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They returned to the diner again, and this time everyone has more energy, since they had left the club earlier tonight than last night.
"'M not even that drunk, vod," Hardcase slurs.
"What colors did Cody and Obi-Wan pick for the wedding?" Rex asks.
"Kriff if I know," Hardcase replies.
"You're literally in the wedding party!" Rex shrieks.
"Ahsoka, can you braid your lekku?" Hardcase asks.
Ahsoka thinks for a bit before saying, "You know, I've actually never tried. Maybe, if they were longer I could. It probably wouldn't be a very good braid, though."
"We should braid the General's hair again!" Fives gasps, turning to Hardcase.
"Again?" Obi-Wan and Cody ask at the same time.
"Yeah, we braided General Skywalker's hair before," Fives replies. "Quite a few times, right Hardcase?"
"Oh yeah," Hardcase laughs. "I'm definitely the GAR's best braider."
"That's not true, I'm the best," Fives pouts, crossing his arms.
"Sorry guys, but that title belongs to Fox," Cody says, sharing a look with Anakin.
"Explain?" Fives asks.
"Can't, I'm sworn to secrecy," Cody replies, exchanging a smile with Anakin. Cody had needed to ask Fox something and had been told he was with Senator Amidala that week, so he had gone to the Senator's office and had found Fox doing her hair in an elaborate braid while she went over flimsiwork. Cody's no expert in braiding, but he was sure what Fox had been doing was very difficult and saw how intricate the braid looked. Even though Fox had his bucket on, Cody is certain his vod was blushing furiously under it, and the ease at which he was braiding told Cody that definitely wasn't the first time he had braided the Senator's hair (it hadn't been; Padmé had seen Fox doing a braid on the tassels of a curtain while he was watching her do work and had offered to let him practice on her hair while she worked, since she had gotten close to the commander and her hair was always getting in her face anyways; it had become a routine for them and a welcome break and relaxing activity for Fox). Cody had immediately told Anakin, but the Jedi had already known, since he often came home to see Padmé's hair braided and she had told him it was Fox.
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"Should we get our own place?"
Cody is startled out of his thoughts by the question, which had been unexpected; of all the things to bring up after sex (Obi-Wan had feigned a headache and Cody had offered to stay behind while the others went to the lounge downstairs), this was definitely a random one.
"I'm fine living with you at the temple," Cody replies, looking down at Obi-Wan, who's laying on his chest. "Why do you ask?"
"I was just thinking about it," Obi-Wan replies, snuggling closer to Cody. "I like living at the temple, but I was just thinking in the future it might not be suitable. You know, for younglings, I mean."
Cody can't stop himself from smiling as he feels a warmth spread through him at the thought of raising younglings with Obi-Wan. Cody, much like many other clones, had a very strong, yet secret during the war, desire to settle down and start a family and have a ton of kids; Cody thinks it probably comes from Jango.
"We don't have to think about it now," Obi-Wan says, slightly stressed, taking Cody's silence for something else. "Just a future thought."
"How many younglings would you want?" Cody asks. The last time he and Obi-Wan had talked about this, it had been more of a hypothetical, and Obi-Wan hadn't had a response, so Cody figured that maybe now would be different. "That would be a big factor in choosing a place to live."
"I hadn't given it much thought since the last time we talked, to be honest," Obi-Wan replies softly. "Maybe one or two. How many do you want? Should I be scared?"
Cody chuckles and replies, "I don't know why, but I've always pictured myself with five kids, sometimes more, but almost always five."
"Because of your batchmates and Rex?" Obi-Wan asks. Cody nods.
"I don't just want boys, though, I think it would be nice to have at least one girl," Cody says. "There comes a time in every clone's life where we wish we had a sister, so I'd like my kids to have one, you know?"
Obi-Wan nods and places a kiss on Cody's cheek.
"I love you."
"I love you too, cyare."
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"Kriff, kriff, kriff, KRIFF!" Anakin curses, pressing some paper towels to Rex's nose and trying to ignore Obi-Wan, who's puking in the sink while Cody rubs his back.
Rewinding, after Obi-Wan had recovered from his "headache" and he and Cody joined the rest of the group at a restaurant across the street, of course, with Fives making a joke about the healing power of Cody's dick, they had decided to go to a bar after dinner instead of a club, for a more low-key night.
It was anything but low-key.
Fives and Hardcase had definitely not checked to make sure this was a low-key bar, since there were definitely some questionable activities going on in there; Obi-Wan did his best to ignore the smell of death sticks as he sipped his bright drink and Anakin was hoping Ahsoka didn't notice the couple doing spice in the corner. They were all drinking, since the hotel was right down the street, but Fives had been chosen to be the chaperone for the night, so he wasn't drinking as much. Neither was Ahsoka, due in part to her age and also she didn't drink much to begin with. However, in spite of the questionable atmosphere, they were all having a pretty good time.
Then all hell broke loose.
Hardcase, Waxer, and Boil had disappeared for a while, and then suddenly reappeared acting kind of strange. They were staring at random points and smiling or making faces. It then came to a head when Hardcase started to pet Obi-Wan, calling him a "pinky loth cat." Obi-Wan, although he was already a bit drunk, knew something was definitely not right, and tapped Fives's shoulder.
"I think something's wrong with them," Obi-Wan says, pointing at the three clones.
"Hardcase?" Fives asks. "What's going on?"
"The nice lady over there shared some of the glowy sticks and now everything is so pretty," Waxer says, staring dreamily at the wall.
"Wait a minute, you're telling me you three tried death sticks?" Fives is scandalized.
"Sorry, did you want some?" Boil asks.
"What? No!" Fives exclaims. "Guys, that's dangerous! You don't know what could be in them."
"Druuuugsss," Hardcase says, finger-gunning at Fives. "Let's dance!"
Hardcase and company start erratically (and badly) dancing next to the bar while Obi-Wan twirls the umbrella in his drink and flirts with Cody, and then Anakin and Rex return from escorting Ahsoka to the fresher. Well, Anakin escorted Ahsoka, Rex actually had to use the fresher as well.
"Whoa, what's all this?" Anakin asks, smiling and waving his hands in the air. Fives groans and thinks Great, the General's drunk too and is going to encourage them. "You know you cant start a dance party without me! This is my song! Rex! Obi-Wan! Come on!"
That's when it happens.
Anakin grabs Obi-Wan from his chair, much to the older Jedi's confusion, and quickly snatches Rex away from Ahsoka and all but shoves him into the middle of the small dance circle. Except Anakin shoves Rex with a bit too much force towards Hardcase, who had decided at that very moment to start head banging to the song.
And right into Rex's nose.
"What the kriff, Hardcase!" Rex cries, grabbing his nose. His hand feels wet with blood and he can't breathe out of his left nostril. "You broke my karking nose! Kriff it hurts!"
"Oh kriff," Anakin says, seeing blood spurt from Rex's nose and down his face. He then notices Obi-Wan isn't looking too hot either. "Master? Did you get hit too?"
"I don't feel well," Obi-Wan groans. Anakin can tell even in the dim lights that his former master had grown pale.
"Oh Force, Cody, help Obi-Wan to the fresher, I've got Rex," Anakin says. "Fives, Ahsoka, watch them. We'll be back."
Cody helps Obi-Wan towards the fresher while Anakin helps Rex, but right when they're almost there, Obi-Wan sees more of the blood right as another wave of nausea overcomes him, and he throws up a little onto the floor and Cody.
"Sorry," Obi-Wan chokes out, before clamping a hand over his mouth as his stomach heaves again as they enter the fresher.
"Kriff, kriff, kriff, KRIFF!" Anakin curses, pressing some paper towels to Rex's nose and trying to ignore Obi-Wan, who's puking in the sink while Cody rubs his back. The second they had entered the brightly-lit fresher, Obi-Wan had taken one look at Rex, whose lower face, neck, and shirt were covered in blood and whose nose was a bit crooked, and had started retching again, with Cody rushing him to the sink just in time to start throwing up.
"Karking hell, I think it's broken," Anakin swears some more in Huttese. "We need to go to a hospital. Cody, how's Obi-Wan?"
“I think the combination of the drinks and the blood got to him,” Cody replies. “Once we’re done here I’ll get him something fizzy to drink and hopefully he’ll feel a bit better.”
“You guys go back to the hotel and I’ll take Rex here to the hospital,” Anakin says. “They’ll have to reset his nose.”
Obi-Wan throws up again.
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Anakin and Rex come back to the hotel at around four in the morning and are surprised to see that Cody, Fives, and Ahsoka are still awake. Well, Fives and Cody are awake; Ahsoka had begun to nod off on Fives's shoulder.
"How are you feeling, Rex'ika," Cody asks in a soft voice, rushing over to his younger brother and taking in his appearance. He had a bacta cast on his nose and the area under his eyes were bruised-looking and swollen; Rex looked exhausted and worse for wear and a little out of it from the pain medication.
"Like osik," Rex replies, sounding stuffed up.
"He needs to keep this cast on for a week," Anakin explains. "Then the doctor will see if they need to just realign his nose or do a full surgery once the swelling's gone down. The doctor here was nice and she contacted Kix back on Coruscant to let him know."
"Okay, so we'll just need to take it easy tomorrow," Cody says. "We weren't planning on anything crazy, from what I heard."
"Yeah, we're just having brunch downstairs so we can relax for the last two days before heading home," Fives says, though he seems to be not telling them something.
"Are you feeling better than before, Rex?" Ahsoka asks, startling Fives, who had thought she was asleep.
"Yeah, just tired and sore and my nose feels stuffed as hell, but definitely feeling better," Rex replies, offering a weak smile. "Thank you. For asking, I mean."
Fives, Anakin, and Cody share a knowing look with one another before all of them say goodnight and go to bed.
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"Pass me that caff, I need it," Anakin says, snatching the caff from Waxer and pouring it into a cup. He had arrived late to brunch and was looking exhausted and worse for wear.
"Well, good morning to you too, Anakin," Obi-Wan gives an amused smile. "What's wrong?"
"I could barely sleep because of Rex's snoring," Anakin replies after practically chugging half of the caff. "How did you and Cody not wake up?"
"Well, Cody can sleep through anything, and I was rather tired when I went to sleep after last night's events, so I just slept through it," Obi-Wan replies, taking a large bite of his omelette.
"Hey, guys, um, Rex and I will be right back," Fives says, obviously hiding something as he rushes over to Rex, grabs him, and flees from the table. Cody and Obi-Wan look at each other and then everyone else at the table, who are all avoiding looking at the couple, since none of them can lie to save their lives.
"I wonder what's going on," Cody says to Obi-Wan, thinking out loud.
"Probably some sort of surprise?" Obi-Wan guesses. "Maybe they got strippers? Though it would be weird to have strippers show up at this time of the day."
Hardcase and Anakin are nervously chuckling to themselves and Obi-Wan fears he might be right (even though they had specifically said they would rather not have strippers because Ahsoka was going to be there) when suddenly Fives and Rex reappear followed by Obi-Wan's friends and Cody's batchmates.
"Oh my Force!" Obi-Wan exclaims happily.
"What the kriff? I thought none of you could make it!" Cody excitedly walks up to his batchmates and hugs/slaps each of them on the back.
"We couldn't come for the first part because of the Senate meetings, but we had the last two days of the trip free, so we figured, why not surprise them?" Bly says.
"I thought you two were supposed to be on Ryloth?" Obi-Wan asks Bant and Quinlan once he's hugged both of them.
"We were on Ryloth, but did you really think I'd miss your bachelor party, Kenobi? I mean, come on," Quinlan laughs.
"Oh, Quinlan, what did you pull this time?" Obi-Wan sighs.
"He actually didn't do anything, believe it or not," Bant says. "Master Plo and Master Yoda knew about your bachelor trip, so they came to Ryloth to give us a few days off."
"Rex!" Wolffe gasps. "What the kriff happened to your nose?"
"Hardcase happened," Rex sighs, though he chuckles afterwards.
"I said I was sorry, vod," Hardcase whines. He had apologized that morning profusely, and of course Rex accepted the apology, since it had been an accident, after all.
"I know, Hardcase," Rex says, rubbing Hardcase's head.
"Well, I guess we won't be as low-key today as I had previously thought, huh, Fives?" Cody asks, turning to Fives.
"Nope," Fives replies before shoving a whole pastry into his mouth.
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"Last night was definitely the wildest, and we do not want a repeat," Anakin says as they walk to the club a few blocks from their hotel. Some of them, Anakin included, are already a bit buzzed or tipsy since they had had some drinks in the hotel after dinner, but none of them are drunk.
"Wait, just because Rex broke his nose?" Fox asks.
"Oh no, that was definitely part of it, but not the whole thing," Anakin replies, and oh no, Obi-Wan thinks. "Everyone was drinking, and this bar was definitely not what we thought, so there were some drugs, and Hardcase, Waxer, and Boil tried death sticks." Bly and Fox look scandalized, whereas Wolffe has no reaction, and Quinlan shrugs like eh, I've done worse. "So they come back, and are like fawning over Obi-Wan, saying he looks like a loth cat, and Ahsoka, Rex, and I come back from the fresher and they want to dance, so I pull Obi-Wan and Rex over, but I pulled Rex too close to Hardcase and BAM! head to nose. Chaos erupts. Rex's nose starts gushing blood and it's already swelling and crooked, and Quinlan and Bant probably know this, but Obi-Wan cannot handle the sight of blood coming from someone's nose, like when I was ten and my nose started bleeding a lot because I had bad allergies when I first came to Coruscant, I went to tell Obi-Wan and he threw up and almost fainted, anyways, so he says he isn't feeling too hot, and Cody and I are like 'oh kriff we gotta get them to the fresher' but before we get there, Obi-Wan pukes all over the floor and Cody."
"No!" Quinlan gasps.
"Yes!" Anakin replies.
"I did not 'puke all over the floor and Cody'," Obi-Wan sighs. "It was a relatively small amount and it was quite contained. Some did get on Cody but it wasn't like I was imitating a Krayt Dragon or something."
"Well, anyways," Anakin continues, "we get to the fresher and since it's lit, you can see Rex and his bleeding, crooked nose more clearly, so Obi-Wan immediately starts puking again, this time in the sink, and Cody needs to help him, so I'm grabbing these towels to stop Rex bleeding everywhere, at least not as much because oh my Force, it was coming out like a waterfall, and I know he needs to go to the hospital because he tells me he can't really breathe through his nose and I can clearly see that it's crooked. So I'm swapping out these bloody towels, when Obi-Wan turns around because he's done hurling and he sees Rex and almost passes out."
Quinlan is practically wheezing because he's laughing so hard, while Bant and Cody's batchmates are trying to hide their smiles. Obi-Wan is unamused.
"Well, if you all are done laughing at my expense, I do believe this is the club," Obi-Wan sighs.
The large group enters the club and Obi-Wan nearly bursts out laughing when he hears the next song that's playing. Now, revenge isn't the Jedi way, but Obi-Wan must admit that he feels some satisfaction at seeing Anakin's reaction to the song's intro blasting from the speakers; his former padawan hates this song.
"I SAID CERTIFIED FREAK!" Fives shouts.
"SEVEN DAYS A WEEK!" The rest of the clones and Quinlan shout back. Even Fox and Wolffe, to Obi-Wan's surprise. Anakin is scowling as the rest of the group sings along to the song; Obi-Wan isn't really sure why Anakin hates the song so much. Ahsoka and the 501st had shown him the song by accident, since Anakin had walked in on them watching Fives giving a demonstration on how to twerk; Anakin had been scandalized, rushing over to cover Ahsoka's montrals, when Ahsoka had told him that she had heard the song several times and asked if he wanted to hear it. Anakin's face had gotten redder and redder as the song went on, until the Jedi had been forced to bury his face in his hands out of embarrassment; Anakin was not a prude by any means, but he was definitely a bit less open about those sort of things. Kriff, the man had nearly had a stroke when he had needed to give the 501st and his padawan "The Talk". So yeah, Anakin did not like that song.
They all go around singing a different line until it gets to Obi-Wan; no epexcts Obi-Wan to actually partake in this in front of his former padawan, but Obi-Wan lives to annoy Anakin and without hesitation goes "I don't cook, I don't clean, but let me tell you how I got this ring." Everyone, minus Anakin, who is facepalming, cheers and continues singing along and dancing. Obi-Wan really needs to ask Fives where he learned how to twerk, since he knows the rest of the 501st learned from Fives, but where did Fives learn?
"Oh my Force! Oh my Force! Here it comes! It's Cody's part!" Waxer shouts. Fox and Wolffe look like they're about to start crying from laughing so hard. "Everyone, here it comes!"
"He got a beard, well I'm tryna wet it!" Cody sings with enthusiasm, causing Obi-Wan to laugh and the rest of the group to scream and cheer. Anakin looks like he wants to Force to come and take him.
The song ends, and Anakin looks the most relieved Obi-Wan's ever seen him. A new song starts and they all continue dancing, with Obi-Wan and Cody grinding together of course, the other jumping around for the most part, with Rex and Ahsoka dancing near each other and looking at each other, and Quinlan and Fox doing pretty much the same thing, though Quinlan is definitely being a bit more forward, throwing smirks and winks at Fox, who just blushes and looks away smiling.
"What's going on there?" Obi-Wan asks Cody, nodding towards Fox and Quinlan.
"Oh, haven't you heard?" Cody begins. "Fox has gotten himself a jetii. From what I've heard from Fox, though, it's more of a friends with benefits kind of thing, except Fox and Quinlan couldn't stand each other, but then I heard from Bly, who heard from Aayla that Quinlan has actually developed feelings for Fox and is trying to woo him. Who knows how that'll turn out though."
"Well, they're certainly an odd pair, but I hope things work out for them," Obi-Wan says. "I don't believe I've ever seen Fox look more happy, or Quinlan more relaxed. I never thought Quinlan would be the relationship type, but I guess when you meet the right person that changes."
"Yes, I know about you and Quinlan's past situation." Cody chuckles at the memory of a nervous Obi-Wan early in their relationship telling Cody about his past relationship with Quinlan, when the other Jedi had made a joke that had caused Cody to get a little bit jealous and wonder if Quinlan had feelings for his boyfriend. Obi-Wan had explained to Cody that he and Quinlan had had a sexual relationship when they were younger, but there hadn't been any feelings involved other than feelings of friendship, since they honestly were only friends who just so happened to have been sleeping together. Obi-Wan had started to develop some romantic feelings for Quinlan towards the end of their sexual relationship, but those were quickly nipped in the bud when he found out that throughout their whole relationship, Quinlan had been sleeping with other people. Obi-Wan had been devastated, and Qui-Gon (who Obi-Wan still doesn't know how he had learned why his Padawan was so upset or that his Padawan had been in a relationship) had talked with Obi-Wan for a good portion of the night, while the younger Jedi had cried and ate some of the sweets Qui-Gon snuck to their room from the kitchen. Looking back, Obi-Wan knew that he hadn't loved Quinlan that way, but in the moment he thought he had.
"I never imagined this happening to Fox, though," Cody chuckles. "You know, he's the oldest, always by the book, the most responsible. Bly, we all knew he would go get himself a relationship, he's a hopeless romantic, even when we were little; Wolffe and Ponds, we didn't picture them having a relationship, per se, but maybe something casual; Fox, we always thought was too rule-abiding to seriously pursue anything, but look at him now."
"Well, it's always the ones you least expect," Obi-Wan laughs, thinking of himself and Cody. Although they all deny it, Obi-Wan knows the 501st and the 212th had had a bet going on to see when Cody and Obi-Wan would get together and who would start it; of course Anakin and Ahsoka had started the whole thing.
"Oh Force, look," Cody is laughing and Obi-Wan nearly chokes with laughter when he sees what Cody is laughing at.
Fives is trying, and failing, to teach Anakin how to twerk.
"It's all in the hips, General," Fives explains, trying not to laugh at Anakin failing to twerk.
"This hurts my back, how are you doing that?" Anakin whines.
"It shouldn't hurt your back, you need to use your hips," Fives explains. "Once you get the hang of this, you can move to the wall."
"Wait, what?!"
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"Yeah, cyare, that's it," Cody grunts, tightly gripping Obi-Wan's hips. "You sound so good, cyare. I'm close."
Obi-Wan moans and throws his head back before gripping the headboard and moaning louder as he comes. Cody grips Obi-Wan's hips tighter as he thrusts upward and comes shortly after. Obi-Wan then sighs before lifting himself up and collapsing next to Cody.
"It was nice of your brothers to let us switch rooms with them," Obi-Wan breathes out. Since Fox and Wolffe had ended up getting one room to themselves, they had decided to switch with Cody and Obi-Wan for the last two nights after Cody had complained about a lack of alone time with his fiancé on the trip; Wolffe and Fox had immediately started teasing Cody and making jokes, but of course ended up swapping with their brother (besides, Fox hadn't planned on spending the night in their room anyways). Cody turns to him.
"Please don't talk about my brothers right after we've had sex," Cody groans, wrapping an arm around Obi-Wan as the Jedi wraps himself around Cody and pulling the sheets up higher. The Jedi looks like he's in a state of total bliss, smiling, and eyes shining and blown wide. Cody has also noticed that Obi-Wan's legs are shaking like mad. "You alright, cyare?"
"Yes," Obi-Wan replies, voice breathy. "Why?"
"Your legs are shaking a lot," Cody replies. "More than they usually do after- well you know."
"It's alright Cody, you can say after sex," Obi-Wan actually giggles. "I'm alright. Great, actually. You were just really good, my darling. I can't even really think straight right now, to be honest."
"Oh, thank you," Cody says, smiling and feeling very pleased with himself for the effect he had on Obi-Wan. He pulls Obi-Wan even closer, and Obi-Wan responds by cuddling him. Cody places several kisses on Obi-Wan's head while Obi-Wan rubs his chest, and stops when he hears Obi-Wan say something in a voice so soft and so full of love, it brings tears to Cody's eyes.
"I can't wait to marry you."