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Annoyances (4 members)
violin: hey fria? whats up with lyf? they’ve been weird, keep yelling and stuff
intern: they got a big project, the transport departments been in full swing recently
intern: im too far down on the totem pole to get much of the information
piano: why would the transport department be up and running, its not like traffics that bad
intern: lol probably the train that crushed my apartment
Flute: A train crushed your apartment?
intern: love my life
piano: hm
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Underrated Employees
best inspector: absolutely fuck this train
best intern: oh mood
best inspector: why is the footage so corrupt
best inspector: THE CAMERAS WERE BETTER THAN OURS
best inspector: IT SHOULD BE FINE
best intern: :(
best intern: I’ll bring you some coffee
best inspector: Thank you.
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come live with us in the palace (5 members)
Lyf: please stop texting me i need to focus
Maximum Vox Run: :( <3
Lyf: Stop.
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magic school bus (12 members)
heartless: beep beep mfs get rdy
heartful: We had to reful! :( Sorry.
heartless: no we r not
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Important and Valued Employees
tired: just- get rid of odin
tired: vote her out of office
tired: she shouldn’t have been allowed
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Annoyances (4 members)
violin: lyf took my last violin :(
Piano: marius is that really whats important right now
violin: yes
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URGENT
Lyf: spread this around, it’s important it get out there quickly. I’ll be long gone by then.
[attached is an hour long audio file titled “Statement of Inspector Second Class Lyfrassir Edda” regarding the Ratatosk Express."]
Fria: my word Lyf wtf i dont have time for this
[unread 1:45]
Fria: where are you
[unread 2:48]
Fria: Lyf this isn’t funny
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sayanora suckers (5 members)
rain babe: guys where are you Lyf sent me this and something is seriously wrong
[attached is an hour long audio file titled “Statement of Inspector Second Class Lyfrassir Edda regarding the Ratatosk Express."]
rain babe: send help, where are you all.
[unread 2:50]
rain babe: please Hel let this be a joke
[unread 2:53]
rain babe: this isn’t funny guys
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URGENT
Fria: Lyf i stg if you actually left without me
[unread 3:01]
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sayanora suckers (5 members)
rain babe: someone answer me how do I hotwire a ship
[unread 3:17]
rain babe: well fuck me I guess
[unread 3:20]
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