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Mo. August 1 st , Olympic Village, Rio
“Dude! We're in the Olympic Village!”
“Wally, stay whelmed. It's only the team quarters.”
“I can't! I'm literally overwhelmed! See over there? That's probably some Olympic Athletes! And those girls there. Just look how hot they all are!”
Dick sighed, “Just because they have a ridiculous amount of condoms doesn't mean you have to use all of them.”
Wally gave Dick a look: “You know that's not what I meant. And it's no action for little Wally until after I've had my action.”
“That's what, the last Thursday of the games when you get to the finals? And you're also set for the relay, that's even later. Sure you can manage that long?”
“It's not like I'm still some horny teenager!”, Wally answered mock outraged.
“You turned twenty two month ago.”, Dick deadpanned, “Now you're a horny twenty-year old.”
“Rude. And it's not like I can't rub one out till then. Just absolutely no sex for three days before I compete. Also like you have to talk, with that group of girls already coming up to you at the airport.”
“What can I say? My good looks are a blessing and a curse.”, at that they dissolved into giggling.
“What room do you have?”
“5-23 the gymnasts are one floor above the athletics team.”
“It sucks that we can't share a room. Who's you're roommate? Mine's some decathlete. But he's only arriving on Friday for the opening ceremony.”
“I'm rooming with ???. But I promise we will have plenty of time together. You're not training tomorrow, right?”
“Yeah I have tomorrow off to acclimatise, and then some light training on Wednesday. Barry is still not completely satisfied with my starts, but I don't think I can get them any better.”
“So tomorrow, just you and me, we're painting the city red!”
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So that's how far i got, way back in 2016...
I didn't really have a plan but here's some things i wrote down as notes for the story:
- Artemis of course starts at the Archery competition (Wally and Artemis fall for each other and get to try the olympic condoms)
- Kaldur is captain of the Waterball team
- Roy doesn't get to start in the paralympics (he lost his arm not too long ago and didn't have a lot of time to train one-armed) but he's hopefull for next time
- Jade (Artemis Sister) took on her mothers maiden name Nguyen and starts at Fencing for team Vietnam (drama with Artemis)
- Megan is in the Volleyball team? (likes Connor but too shy to talk to him)
- Connor is a decathlete and shares a room with Wally (too shy to talk to Megan - Wally meddles with Dicks help)
- Barry is Wallys trainer and somewhat an olympic legend
- Oliver Queen is the Archery trainer (drama with Barry)
- Bruce flies in together with Jason, Tim and Damien for Dicks competition
- Iris is the corespondent for GBS (Barry schamelessly flirts with her)
- Clark is a Sports-Reporter and the "expert" in the Studio with Iris (relation to Connor??)
- Dick nonchalantly comes out as bi in an interview
- What i hadn't given much thought to at all was who would get a medal?
If anybody wants to expand on my writing or gets inspired to start their own version, just let me know and go for it :)