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the ‘class 3-a’ group chat
kirishima: so why were shin and todo so like upset about izuku being all in love with my bro :/
denki: yeah seems sus wtf guys
hitoshi: you’ll understand soon enough.
sero: why are you acting like this is a death sentence alsjshhd
todoroki: because it is. this was our one place of freedom
and now it’s gone
mina: that’s so dramatic omg
ochako: i don’t think u have a right to speak on how dramatic ppl are mina
mina: KAJSHDH SHUT UP??????
denki: uraraka has a point 👀 sry mina 🤙
mina: IF I DONT THEN NEITHER DO YOU
kirishima: more in-squad betrayal this is so sad
the ‘it’s mental illness innit’ group chat
izuku: HEYYYY BESTIES 💕💕💕💚💚💕💕🥰🥰💕💚💕👀🥰
hitoshi: what do u want from me
todoroki: not your “bestie”
izuku: oh? so denki can call u bestie??? but I CANT??????
heartbroken
hitoshi: honestly wait yeah wtf was that earlier?? that shit hurted
todoroki: i was too busy trying to find inasa to care what he referred to me as
i promise there is no bias
hitoshi: are u sure??
izuku: shouto be honest
do u hate us?
hitoshi: 😰😰😰
izuku: kajshshsh
todoroki: i don’t hate you guys.
hitoshi: but are you SURE???
todoroki: yes, i promise
izuku: pinky promise?? 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
todoroki: …
pinky promise…
izuku: KAJSHDHDH ILYSM
hitoshi: now my heart can rest easy
todoroki: sometimes i feel the need to ask myself why i didn’t keep my declaration of “i’m not here to make friends” back in first year
hitoshi: KAJSHDH FUCKING SAMMMEEEEE
we both got targeted by the same bitch 🤡🤡
now we’re a whole ass trio
izuku: heheheh xoxo love you guys
but uHHHH not to change topics ahaha
but i do have something to say to u guys? 👉👈
todoroki: first: does it have anything to do with your newly revealed relationship?
izuku: mmmmmmaybe
hitoshi: sigh
what do u need
izuku: !!!!!!!
just uhhhh don’t rly need anything just kinda wanted to say thank u for putting up w all of it 🥺💕
todoroki: it’s fine izuku, it didn’t bother us at all. we were mostly concerned how it would affect you
hitoshi: hHHH why are so ksjshshh but yeah it was rly nothing
we’re ur (best) friends after all <3
izuku: i love u both lots n lots 🥺💚💚💚
that being said <3 i am so sorry for what i’m about to do <3
hitoshi: wait wh
the ‘class 3-a’ group chat
izuku: kaaaaaacccchhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnn
hitoshi: dear god it’s me again
pls make it stop
todoroki: 😐
kirishima: hush u two let him beeee
there’s nothing wrong w a lil pda
hitoshi: you’ll regret saying that
mark my fucking words
izuku: @katsuki
@katsuki
@katsuki
@katsuki
denki: hitoshi why don’t YOU act like this with me
hitoshi: because i have decency for my poor friends
katsuki: oh my god izuku what
kirishima: KANSBVDBSN
sero: 👁👄👁
mina: listen i know u just told us ur tgt but seeing baku say izuku just gave me whiplash
izuku: you look pretty rn
katsuki: jesus fucking christ
kirishima: LAJSHHD MIDORI UR SO?????
katsuki: is that all?
sero: how used to this are u that ur just brushing this off
izuku: i let kacchan know i think he’s pretty almost everytime i look at him
hitoshi: i’ve watched him spam compliments from across the classroom in their priv chat
denki: goals wtf
hitoshi were breaking up if u don’t up ur game
hitoshi: WEVE ONLY BEEN DATING FOR LIKE 5 DAYS??????
denki: exactly we’re supposed to be in the honeymoon phase not them
izuku: kacchan’s prrrreeeeetttttttttyyyyyyyyy 🥺
kacchan ur blushing
i can see u still
turning away from me isn’t working
i will walk over there
kirishima: holy shit
ochako: this is making me want a relationship
katsuki: then come over here
izuku: SAY LESS 🥴🥴🥴
iida: MIDORIYA
THE CONNOTATIONS OF THAT EMOJI ARE INAPPROPRIATE
katsuki: izuku get ur ass over here
tsuyu: watching midoriya fall over himself to make it to bakugou is oddly not a new sight
denki: honestly yeah
iida: NO EXPLICIT PDA
kirishima: iida pls chill let them have this
hitoshi: no go full fucking pda police on them
sero: lmao currently imagining iida running after mido while yelling “midoriya!! this is the police, stop where you are and put ur hands up!!!! no pda!!!”
mina: KAJSHDH HIM READING THEM THEIR RIGHTS AND EVERYTHINGKSJSHS
“you’re entitled to blah blah blah anything u say can and will be held against you.”
izuku: bakugou katsuki.
hitoshi: OOOOHH MY GODDDDDDD
I CANNOT BELIEVE U
sero: LAJSHDH MIDO
katsuki: oh?
denki: lowkey highkey weird af to see u saying his full name
todoroki: the temptation to just leave the chat...
ochako: wait i… i don’t get it
izuku: they said anything i say will be held against me so i said bakugou katsuki
ochako: i wish you would have let me stay clueless
jirou: oh my god wait
this is like that fucking song
katsuki: yeah fucking fall out boy we get it
still hot that he acted on it
kirishima: i… never never thought i would see bakubro call mido hot but here we are ig
hitoshi: it’s only been 15 minutes since u said a little pda never hurt anyone. how do u feel now?
kirishima: listen,,,,
denki: leave them alooooonnnneee
todoroki: why are you defending them
denki: KAJHSHS bc they’re CUTE
tsuyu: they are cute together
jirou: this is making me miss my girlfriend
izuku: :O where’s momo???
jirou: she had clean up duty today :(
izuku: i could get aizawa to let her go early if u want
denki: WH
kirishima: using ur powers for good,,, that’s so manly dude
jirou: hhhhhhh honestly yeah pls could u
izuku: give me like 5 minutes
katsuki: u should see if he’ll let us leave campus too
izuku: HHH then give me 10
hitoshi: i hate it here
todoroki: don’t we have a cat cafe date to go to tomorrow? isn’t it kind of pushing it to ask to go out back to back
katsuki: aizawa would let izuku get away with mass murder
sero: does aizawa know u two are like
together???
romantically????
hitoshi: aizawa was literally the first person they told
kirishima: WHAT?????? REALLY????????
katsuki: yeah
he’s like deku’s stand-in dad so
tsuyu: ...stand-in dad…
ochako: i mean yeah ur right
cant believe u said it tho
todoroki: izuku refers to aizawa as his “pseudo dad” all the time
hitoshi: kajshdhs yeah he does, doesn’t he
jirou: that is so wild wtf
good to know he’s embraced it tho
mina: wait he lets u two go out all the time knowing ur tgt???
katsuki: yeah?
mina: he just seems stricter than that
hitoshi: katsuki is infinitely more responsible than izuku despite everything izuku says he stands for and aizawa knows that very, very well
todoroki: thinking about when izuku literally fought gentle criminal on his way to school simply because they “had the time to spare”
katsuki: don’t fucking remind me about that that dumbfuck gets himself almost killed just for fun at this point
denki: that’s so mean omg
but r u wrong? tbh i don’t think u are
izuku: momo’s on her way to the dorms 💕 and kacchan we can only go out if we bring him back something
katsuki: fuckin fine
jirou: THANK U SM
the real lesbian ally amongst u all
momo: i’ll be there soon, kyoka
jirou: 🥳🥳🥳
kirishima: how do u do that mido
izuku: do what…?
sero: just like. make everyone bend to ur will
mina: you’re the only one who can get sensei, baku, and todoroki to do whatever u ask
and the rest of us don’t fare any better
todoroki: don’t bring me into this
hitoshi: hey why am i not on that list
mina: bc u fold as soon as u look into denki’s eyes
hitoshi: ...fair ig
denki: KAJDHHDHD LMAOOO SIMPPP
sero: don’t bully ur boyfriend
hitoshi: yeah. don’t bully me.
ochako: 😶
izuku: i??? no???? they do stuff for other ppl????
todoroki: wrong.
iida: aizawa sensei is the strictest teacher in UA who is notorious for expelling students as soon as they step out of line or don’t show enough potential and you have stepped out of line several times, midoriya.
izuku: WHYD U HAVE TO WORD IT LIKE THAT
iida: i am simply being honest.
izuku: okay maybe aizawa lets me get away with stuff but like???? shouto and kacchan??? i don’t believe u
tsuyu: todoroki won’t even listen to his parents
todoroki: for good reason.
izuku: ^
but like he doesn’t “bend to my will”
hitoshi: shouto i’m sorry to expose u like this especially in front of the bodyguard of a boyf but
izu u know how every time u mention u want or need something it miraculously appears in ur dorm the next day????
mina: oh wow
the bending ran even deeper than i thought
izuku: ,,,yeah
hitoshi: that’s shouto’s doing
todoroki: it makes izuku happy and simultaneously i get to piss my father off with my “reckless spending”
kirishima: bakugou is quietly seething rn and i am scared and confused
sero: it’s bc he wants to provide for mido 🤪
katsuki: shut the hell up
izuku: i….. thank u shouto
and kacchan can we get milkshakes 🥺
katsuki: yeah
izuku: !!!!!!! 🥰
katsuki: stop being so fucking cute holy shit
mina: AAAJHSHSGSVA
i am in love w ur relationship
denki: wait
wait wait wait
kirishima: ??? what’s up
denki: is… is the reason bakubro does pretty much anything midobro asks bc he thinks he’s cute?
sero: 👁👁
hitoshi: yes
katsuki: fucking LIES and SLANDER
i don’t do shit for Anyone
everything i do is on my terms
izuku: kajhshdbs 🥺🥺🥺 do u 🥺🥺🥺 think i’m cute 🥺🥺🥺
katsuki: fuck off
izuku: okay
mina: KAJSHGD???? “fuck off” “okay” WHAT
sero: when they both simp for each other it gets even more complicated
kirishima: ur right
but like midori has been simping openly since like day one
denki: yeahhhh like
bakugou is the Only person that can get izu to not go absolutely fucking feral and i think he says “kacchan’s amazing” like at least 50 times a day
mina: but!!! mido only usually goes feral because someone said something about baku
so it’s really just a vicious cycle isn’t it
hitoshi: thinking abt how black whip came out of fucking nowhere simply because monoma said some shit
izuku: listen he should know when to shut the fuck up
katsuki: you’ve still never told me what that dumbass said
hitoshi: wait tea what did he say that made u literally go apeshit and almost lose control for a hot second
which was VERY UNCOOL considering it was AGAINST ME???? bitch
izuku: no
and i apologised!!!!! i didn’t even know what was going on
todoroki: i think the only person that knows besides the two involved is ochako
ochako: he was just being rude and deku obviously didn’t like that
after all i don’t think anyone is allowed to talk shit abt bakugou in front of him and get away with it
kirishima: thinking abt how many almost fights there’s been
izuku: for GOOD reason
anywayyyyy me n kacchan have a date to get to so bye bye !! :)
denki: have fun on ur date!!!!!!!!!!
hitoshi: finally some peace
todoroki: it’s only temporary
hitoshi: don’t ruin this for me
katsuki: bye idiots
the ‘chaos awaits’ group chat
kirishima: we all know that bakubro does anything for mido bc he thinks he’s cute right
like….
mina: lmao yeah
not to mention how it really is only mido who can even attempt to tell him to do anything
denki: it’s so obvious it hurts
and TEAAAAA mina
sero: midoriya: can we get milkshakes 🥺
bakugou, immediately: yeah, of course, anything for you
katsuki: literally shut the fuck up
mina: THE SIMP HIMSELF
denki: KAJSHHDGD
kirishima: aw c’mon bro it’s cuuute
katsuki: i am 2 seconds from turning back to the dorms
sero: u wouldn’t leave mido hanging tho
right??
denki: USING HIS SIMPING AGAINST HIM OMG
that’s so fucked
i love it
mina: yeahh blasty
katsuki: die
kirishima: lmaooooo haven’t heard that in a while
sero: almost missed it
katsuki: i hate you all
mina: love you too 💋💋💋