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“🐝 Sansaery Wedding 🌹”
Bride S 💐:
Is everyone in their places?
Loras Tyrell:
Arya is on watch in the ballroom.
@Brienne Tarth Can you add her to the chat?
Brienne Tarth added Arya Stark to 🐝 Sansaery Wedding 🌹
Arya Stark:
oh my gooods
whaaaat
Loras Tyrell:
We need updates.
Myrcella Baratheon:
Marge is just about done, Elinor is helping with finishing touches.
Brienne Tarth:
Same on my end, Jeyne is helping to tie the sash.
Sansa wants me to double check that Elinor is tying the bow correctly.
Myrcella Baratheon:
Yes! Loras and I both double checked it.
Loras Tyrell:
@Arya Stark UPDATE PLEASE
Arya Stark:
sorry!! daaamn
it would look suspicious if i just magically disappeared
i needed gen to make an excuse for me
send me the chart again? i’ll see if we’re good
Loras Tyrell shared a screenshot
Arya Stark:
mom and dad know right?
lysa isn’t staying at her table like the mc said
Brienne Tarth:
Yes, your parents know.
Have them keep her seated
Arya Stark:
on it
robert is starting to get tipsy
@Loras Tyrell can you tell the waitstaff to water down his drinks?
also the family group chat is getting a lil sus
might wanna have the brides chime in
Loras Tyrell:
I have a better solution: fake wine.
We just made some grape juice taste bad, so we’ll start filling his glasses with it.
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Brienne Tarth:
Sansa said she’ll send a message or two there.
Elinor Tyrell:
Same with Margaery!
Arya Stark:
alright, seems like everything is good down here
lysa is seated
for now at least
Bride S 💐:
Alright.
Let’s get married!
Bride M 💐 likes this message
“Wolf Pack 🐺🐺 pt 2”
Robb:
where did arya go?
Gendry Waters-Baratheon:
OH!
She had to pee
Like really bad
Maybe even pee for like awhile
Lots of water
And wine!!
Talisa Stark:
Uh-huh
Sure
Bran:
Cella and Brienne also left.
I’ve been alone with the Lannisters/Baratheons for 20 minutes now and I don’t know how much longer I’ll make it.
And Margaery and Sansa are late.
What’s going on?
Arya:
they’re fucking
and im taking a piss
what else do you want me to fucking say
🔥♨️🌶️:
oooh threesome 😉😉😉
Arya:
die in a hole greyjoy
🔥♨️🌶️:
give me a break
im stuck w so many boring people
Jon Snow:
I’m at your table.
🔥♨️🌶️:
exactly
Arya:
fuck off
🌻 Margie 🌼:
What kind of fiance would I be if I didn’t help my love relieve some stress now and then?
Jon Snow:
Ew.
I liked it more when you hated me.
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Robb:
DONT TOUCH MY BABY SISTER
SHE IS PURE
WHO’S AT MARG’S TABLE
ILL COME FIGHT HER
Sansy🐝:
Robb.
I am a grown woman.
Who fucks her fiance.
Get over it.
🔥♨️🌶️:
OOH
sansypants isnt messing around today
Talisa Stark:
Why are Catelyn and Ned leaving?
They just got Lysa to stay seated and now they’re just walking around
Jon Snow:
I don’t know.
I saw Marg’s parents step out a few moments ago.
And Loras still isn’t here, Renly keeps fidgeting.
Bran:
Wait
No
Really?
That’s amazing
Like a very good surprise, you two
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Talisa Stark:
OH MY GODS
REALLY?
Arya:
everybody shut the fuck up
the brides are arriving
~
Jon Snow:
So. My future step-granddaughter is also now my cousin-in-law?
How does that work?
🔥♨️🌶️:
K I N K Y
Jon Snow:
I fucking hate you.
Arya:
omg
can you two stop fighting and just fuck already
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🔥♨️🌶️:
what jonnypoo
???you don’t want this sexy bod????
Robb:
IM NOT DRUNK ENOUGH FOR THIS YERT
Arya:
fucking yert
🔥♨️🌶️:
yert
Jon Snow:
yert
Ricky 💦💦💦:
YERP
wait fuck
YERT
Lya:
YERP
Robb:
i hate you all
Talisa Stark:
You shouldn’t be drunk at all, darling.
Sansy🐝:
GUYS
IM MARRIED
TO THIS GORGEOUS BABE
Sansy🐝 sent a photo
Sansy🐝:
AGHHH
🌻 Margie 🌼:
I love you so much, my sweet honeybee 💚💚
Cella:
I’m so happy for you both!
And you both look absolutely stunning!!!
Lya:
It was pretty cool.
Talisa Stark:
And Lysa is fuming. It makes my little foreign heart sing ❤️
~
Wifey 🌹🌹:
I love you so much. I will never tell Robb this, but I’m thankful everyday that he approached me in class and introduced us. I never would have found someone as kind, loving, and amazing as you, my dear.
Honeybee 🐝:
I love you too, Margie. You make me a better person and have helped me grow so much. I’m so happy to call myself your wife.
Wifey 🌹🌹:
Now let’s party!!
~
Robb:
does anyone knw where jon snuck off to icant fi nd himmmmm
i need my jonyyboyy yyy
ugh
🔥♨️🌶️:
you literally had like 2 drinks
how are you this drunk already
Arya:
weak
Ricky 💦💦💦:
mom is texting me
aunt lysa is losing her mind
someone needs to intervene
Lya:
Punctuation.
Capitalization.
Ricky 💦💦💦:
Someone needs to intervene.
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Lya:
Also he’s absolutely correct. Your Aunt is going on a rant about “the gays” and how this is a sham of wedding.
I don’t know how much longer Mrs. Stark can control herself and Mr. Stark is trying to keep your Uncle Petyr from touching Mrs. Stark and it is a mess over there.
Please intervene.
Arya:
lol
someone get a video
Gendry Waters-Baratheon:
Already on it, love.
Ricky 💦💦💦:
hahahahaha
losers
Arya:
ew
don’t call me that
and i will kill you rickon
Gendry Waters-Baratheon:
Do you want the fucking video or not?
🔥♨️🌶️:
oh shiiiit
lovers quarrel
Arya:
shut the fuck up theon
as if you even know what the word quarrel fucking means
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Lya:
Not to interrupt or anything, but it your parents look to be about 2 seconds away from committing murder so if someone could help that would be great.
Gendry Waters-Baratheon:
She has a point.
Robert and Cersei are about to make their way over.
I suggest someone intervene fast.
Talisa Stark:
I’m on it!
@Robb I know you’re out of it, but I need you to distract the Baratheons now
Robb:
ii czptain
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Arya:
we’re really about to trust this idiot?
Talisa Stark:
Oh, are you offering to go talk to Cersei?
That’s what I fucking thought.
Arya:
sheesh
sorry mom
Talisa Stark:
By the gods.
Arya.
Go drink.
Arya:
👍👍👍👍
🌻 Margie 🌼:
Thank you all for intervening.
Except Theon.
And Jon??
Where is Jon?
Lya:
Ricky and I don’t see him by the food.
Cella:
Bran and I haven’t seen him since before the ceremony.
I just asked Brienne and she and Jaime don’t know either.
Sansy🐝:
Who caaaares.
IM MARRIED
😍😍😍😍😍
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🌻 Margie 🌼:
I’m sure he’s fine.
Cella:
You’re right.
He probably went to bed early or something.
Bran:
Why is Arya talking to Joffrey???
Ricky 💦💦💦:
get your cameras ready!!!!
Gendry Waters-Baratheon:
Chill, Rick.
Joffrey was making eyes at Margaery so Arya and I intervened.
She’s trying to distract him by talking about weapons.
Cella:
It doesn’t look to be working very well.
Gendry Waters-Baratheon:
Yeah, she knew way more than him so he just got pissy and marched off.
She’s amazing.
Cella likes this message
Cella:
I’ll go and try my best to distract him.
Gendry Waters-Baratheon:
Don’t worry about it, I mentioned to Cersei that Joff looked a little sick and now she’s all over it.
Cella likes this message
Cella:
You genius.
Ricky 💦💦💦:
plz get pictures for meeeee
Lya:
Ditto.
🔥♨️🌶️:
for real tho
jon is like gone
he left the table like an hour ago
and now i cannot find him
i even checked our room
where he at
Arya:
awe
baby bitch boy worried??
Robb:
yess!!!!
i ammmmm
ilub jhikmmm
Arya:
@Talisa Stark get your man
🌻 Margie 🌼:
He probably snuck off with Grandmother.
And though I would normally gag at that, I can’t find it in me to care tonight.
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Cella:
Well
That’s good!
But it was most definitely not your grandmother he snuck off with.
Bran:
my
eyes
oh
no
Sansy🐝:
What???
WHOOOO 👀
Robb:
dsdaskdjkfbk
sdnkfjaskdsd
Talisa Stark:
Robb said to let you all know that that was him screaming.
Cella:
Ah, so he tried to use the restroom too.
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Arya:
so we just gonna ignore the fact that both Myrcella and Bran went to the bathroom together oooor???
🔥♨️🌶️:
K I N K Y
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Ricky 💦💦💦:
OH YM GOD
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
I THOUGHT IT WAS A PRANK
Lya:
I tried to stop him, I really did.
Cella:
So they were caught 3 separate times
And are still in there?
With the door just unlocked???
🔥♨️🌶️:
K I N K Y
🌻 Margie 🌼:
Can someone please say who so my wife will stop hunting down everyone it could possibly be?
This is going to take all night.
🔥♨️🌶️ sent a photo
🌻 Margie 🌼:
MY GRANDMOTHER WASN’T ENOUGH
HE HAD TO GO FOR ONE OF MY BROTHERS?
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS????
🌻 Margie 🌼 added Willas Tyrell to “Wolf Pack 🐺🐺 pt 2”
🌻 Margie 🌼:
WAANNA EXPLAIN???
🌻 Margie 🌼 shared a screenshot
Willas Tyrell:
He’s hot. He’s smart. He likes men.
I don’t know what else to tell you.
Talisa Stark:
Welcome to the family!!
🔥♨️🌶️:
K I N K Y