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Robb Stark added Talisa Stark, Sansa Stark, and 5 others to the group
Robb Stark changed the group name to “Wolf Pack 🐺🐺”
Robb Stark changed their name to “Favourite Child”
Favourite Child:
alright, who’s going to aunt lysa’s wedding and can sneak in alcohol?
🍾🍷🍸🍺🥃🥤
Theon Greyjoy:
why the fuck would you think she’d invite me????????
Talisa Stark:
Darling, we are not sneaking in vodka. I refuse to get another lecture from your Aunt about how I’m “infecting” you with my “culture”
Also, if I can’t drink there is no way in hell I am letting you drink
Sorry not sorry 🤷🏾
Favourite Child changed Talisa Stark’s name to “🎉💩”
🎉💩:
Robert Willam Stark, I will make you go alone
Favourite Child changed 🎉💩’s name to “Talisa ❤️”
Talisa ❤️:
That’s more like it, now let me get back to work!
Arya Stark:
lol, wow robb
she got u whipped
Talisa ❤️:
I try my best
Arya Stark likes this message
Favourite Child:
@Theon Greyjoy because mom helped with the invites
Theon Greyjoy:
again, why the fuck
also i g2g, yaras bout to kill me
leaving to avoid notifications
🖕
Theon Grey left “Wolf Pack 🐺🐺”
Arya Stark changed their name to “🐺”
Favourite Child changed 🐺’s name to “Arya”
Favourite Child:
we’re all wolves, that’s why it’s the wolf pack
duh
Arya changed Favourite Child’s name to “Robb”
Arya:
well if you wanna point out the obvious…
Robb:
that hurts 😢😢😢
Rickon Stark changed their name to “Ricky”
Ricky:
mom said we al hav 2 go
Robb changed Ricky’s name to “Rick”
Robb:
no one calls you ricky
gross
Rick:
lya does, jackass
Sansa Stark:
Rickon! Who’s this Lya girl?
Are you going to take her to the wedding with you?
Make sure to figure out what color dress she’s wearing so you can coordinate!!
Margie offered to help if Lya needs it
Here, let me add her!
Sansa Stark added Margaery Tyrell to “Wolf Pack 🐺🐺”
Margaery Tyrell:
Rickon, give Lya my number and I’ll figure out dress arrangements with her and Catelyn!
I may even have enough time to make some custom pieces for you if we can’t find a good match.
Rick left “Wolf Pack 🐺🐺”
Robb added Rickon Stark to “Wolf Pack 🐺🐺”
Robb removed Margaery Tyrell from “Wolf Pack 🐺🐺”
Robb:
Rickon, stop leaving.
Sansa, stop adding my ex girlfriend to the family chat.
Sansa Stark:
If your wife gets to be in here then my girlfriend can be in here!
Sansa Stark added Margaery Tyrell to “Wolf Pack 🐺🐺”
Sansa Stark:
💗💗💗💗💗
Margaery Tyrell:
Robb!
We dated 8 years ago!
And you have a wife!
Get over it!
Robb:
you cheated on me with my sister!
Margaery Tyrell:
You cheated on me with my brother!
Robb:
i was experimenting!!
Margaery Tyrell:
So was I!
Robb:
with my little sister!
Margaery Tyrell:
With my brother!
Robb:
well i didn’t actually date your brother afterwards
Margaery Tyrell:
Oh please! as if you could handle Loras
Rickon Stark left “Wolf Pack 🐺🐺”
Robb added Rickon Stark to “Wolf Pack 🐺🐺”
Robb:
Rickon!!
STOP LEAVING
Rickon Stark:
but ur so annoying
and im in class
Brandon Stark:
You say that as if you weren’t already texting me during class.
Arya:
And me.
Arya Stark added Gendry Waters-Baratheon to “Wolf Pack 🐺🐺”
Gendry Waters-Baratheon:
Same here.
Rickon Stark:
i h8 all of u
fck off 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻
Robb:
i will let you all keep your followers in here if you just answer my question!
Sansa Stark:
Of course we’re all going Robb, if you had read the email Mom sent yesterday you would already know that. 💁
Gendry Waters-Baratheon:
Arya and I bought a bunch of flasks the moment we got the invitation
We got enough to share
Arya:
speak for yourself waters ✌🏼✌🏼
Gendry Waters-Baratheon:
I have enough to share 🙄
Robb:
ha! whipped!
Arya shared a screenshot
Arya:
nothing to say now? huh /favourite child/?
Arya changed Gendry Waters-Baratheon’s name to “Gendry 🐂 ”
Rickon Stark changed their name to “Ricky 🔥💦🔥💦🔥”
Robb changed Ricky 🔥💦🔥💦🔥’s name to “Rick 🔥”
Robb:
you get one!!
none of this unlimited emoji nonsense
one. emoji.
Margaery Tyrell changed their name to “🏵️ Margie 🏵️”
Brandon Stark changed their name to “🧠🧠🧠”
Robb:
i’m going to remove both of you
Sansa Stark:
Robb, be nice.
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Robb:
babe, i thought you were wooorking
Talisa ❤️:
I check my phone between rotations, darling ❤️❤️
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Sansa Stark changed their name to “Sans ✨”
Sans ✨:
I’m sending out another email with a google sheets invite. It’s a signup on what alcohol you’re bringing (and able to share @Arya).
It’ll also have the important information from Mom’s email without being a novel.
@Gendry 🐂 I don’t have your email, but I’m sending it to Arya’s, if you want another copy just text me!
Jon Snow:
What the fuck guys?
100 notifications?!?
Arya likes this message