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Robb Stark added Talisa Stark, Sansa Stark, and 9 others to the group
Robb Stark changed the group name to “Wolf Pack 🐺🐺 pt 2”
Robb Stark changed their name to “Robb”
Robb:
alright fuckers, who can sneak alcohol into aunt lysa’s house for sevenmas?
Talisa Stark:
This is the “big surprise” that you’ve been working on?
Seriously?
Arya Stark:
oh for fuck’s sake
not again
Margaery Tyrell:
You realize Rick is just going to add Catelyn again, right?
Robb:
i’ve already considered that and worked out a brilliant plan.
Robb removed Rickon Stark as an Administrator
Robb changed “Wolf Pack 🐺🐺 pt 2” settings
Robb:
now he can’t add or remove people or do anything else fun
Sansa Stark:
🙄🙄🙄
Rickon Stark:
seriously???
marge added mom to the chat!
Margaery Tyrell:
Since when do you actually spell words out?
Lyanna Mormont:
He started writing his school work like texts so we’ve made the switch to actual words when texting.
It’s helped him immensely.
Rickon Stark:
yeah
thats right
im smart
Lyanna Mormont:
🤦
Next step is punctuation and capitalization.
Margaery Tyrell likes this message
Sansa Stark:
That is so cute! 😍😍
Lyanna Mormont and Rickon Stark dislike this message
Okay, fine! Nevermind!
Lyanna Mormont and Rickon Stark like this message
Theon Greyjoy:
im too old for this shit
Jon Snow:
You’re two years older than me.
Robb:
and meeee
Theon Greyjoy:
i’m a *👴*𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓇𝓉𝓎 𝓎𝑒𝒶𝓇 𝑜𝓁𝒹 𝓂𝒶𝓃*👴* now
Jon Snow added Olenna Tyrell to “Wolf Pack 🐺🐺 pt 2”
Margaery Tyrell:
Why do you still have her phone number?
Delete it right this instant.
I’ll fucking add Catelyn again.
Rickon Stark dislikes this message
Olenna Tyrell:
Language, dear.
Robb and Jon Snow like this message
Gendry Waters-Baratheon:
I thought it was a prank ..?
Right?
Olenna Tyrell:
This should be quite enjoyable.
Robb:
no
no
well the language thing was funny but still
no
no
no
nononononono
Robb removed Olenna Tyrell from “Wolf Pack 🐺🐺 pt 2”
Robb removed Jon Snow, Margaery Tyrell, and 7 others as Administrators
Robb:
no adding more people
i included all the girlfriends and boyfriend this time
so we don’t need anymore
Margaery Tyrell:
fiance*
Sansa Stark likes this message
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Gendry Waters-Baratheon:
Thanks
Jon Snow:
We’re still watching you, Waters.
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Arya Stark:
shut up
we’ve been together for almost 5 years now
you can cut the big brother shit
Jon Snow:
You were a minor!
Arya Stark:
i was 17, you whiny little bitch
Margaery Tyrell:
Don’t get all high and mighty as if you’re better than us.
I’m watching you, Snow. 👀👀
Arya Stark likes this message
Arya Stark:
why the fuck cannot i not change my name????
Robb:
I am not having a repeat of last time!
we learned our lesson
no adding people
no removing people
no changing your or other names
no telling mom, RICKON
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Talisa Stark:
Robb, why even make another chat with all these rules?
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Robb:
ALRIGHT FINE
you all can change your names but one misstep and the privilege will be revoked!!!!
Margaery Tyrell:
I can’t believe you know how to use “revoked”
Robb changed Margaery Tyrell’s name to “🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️”
🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️:
Robb, are you fucking serious?
🖕🏼🖕🏼
Sansa Stark:
Robb, don’t be mean.
Robb changed “Wolf Pack 🐺🐺 pt 2” settings
Robb:
there
change your own names
losers
🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️ changed their name to “🌻 Margie 🌼”
Arya Stark changed their name to “Arya”
Theon Greyjoy changed their name to “🔥♨️🌶️”
Sansa Stark changed their name to “Sansy🐝 ”
Myrcella Baratheon changed their to “Cella”
Brandon Stark changed their name to “Bran”
Robb:
oh my goooooods
😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧
that’s so many changes
and theon
what the fuck even is that
🔥♨️🌶️:
its because im hot
🌻 Margie 🌼:
ew
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🔥♨️🌶️:
dont hate
masturbate 😉😉😉
🌻 Margie 🌼:
I’m gay.
Arya:
i wish i was
Gendry Waters-Baratheon dislikes this message
🔥♨️🌶️:
the dont hate still stands
Rickon Stark changed their name to “Ricky 💦💦💦”
Lyanna Stark changed their name to “Lya”
Robb:
ew
Ricky 💦💦💦:
shut up robb
Lya:
Try again, Ricky.
Ricky 💦💦💦:
Shut up, Robb.
Sansy🐝:
You should’ve started dating Lyanna years ago.
Lya likes this message
Bran:
What’s even the point of this chat anyway?
We still have the Stark Fam chat so why this one?
Cella:
Yeah, even Lya and I are in the family chat now.
Robb:
for alcohol
duh
Talisa Stark:
Robb, not again.
Sansy🐝:
We got into enough trouble last time.
Gendry Waters-Baratheon:
Agreed.
I really don’t want to go another month without seeing Arry.
🔥♨️🌶️:
didnt you rat her out for sneaking out and shit
Arya:
yes
he did
and he paid for it dearly
as will you if you keep this shit up
🔥♨️🌶️:
👌👌👌👌👌
got it
Gendry Waters-Baratheon:
I think we should all just leave while we can.
Gendry Waters-Baratheon left “Wolf Pack 🐺🐺 pt 2”
Robb added Gendry Waters-Baratheon to “Wolf Pack 🐺🐺 pt 2”
Robb:
NO
i said no leaving
🌻 Margie 🌼:
You didn’t, actually.
Robb:
well then
NO LEAVING
if you leave, we all disown you
Arya:
fuck off
Robb:
NO
Arya:
🖕🏼
f
u
c
k
🖕🏼
o
f
f
🖕🏼
Robb:
I JUST WANT TO DRINK
Talisa Stark:
Honey you’re not going to be drinking even if there is alcohol.
Remember the deal, if I can’t then you can’t?
Sansy🐝:
OH MY GODS
🤩😍🤩😍🤩
Cella:
Why is Sansa squealing?
My ears hurt
🌻 Margie 🌼:
I have earplugs in my purse if you want some.
Arya:
no
absolutely not
i just got used to this one
not again
Bran:
Wow, two pregnancies in one year.
Why??
Talisa Stark:
No, no, no!
Just breastfeeding!!
Robb:
wait what
i thought you said you were pregnant again??
babe
we literally just scheduled the doctor’s appointment??
🔥♨️🌶️:
WHAT
AGAIN
WHY
Jon Snow:
I’m buying you condoms for Sevenmas.
Robb:
I MEAN WHAT
I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WEREN’T PREGNANT
HA HA HA
THE APPOINTMENT IS FOR ME
HA HA
🌻 Margie 🌼:
You’re an idiot Robb.
Sansy🐝:
I AM GOING TO KNIT SO MANY HATS
Arya:
this is perfect timing. absolutely wonderful. /s
Ricky 💦💦💦:
yea
mom wont even care that you and gendry eloped
Arya:
i am going to kill you, rick
i am going to slowly scalp you like a fucking bolton.
i will wear your skin as a suit and make you watch me waltz around in it as you die
Jon Snow:
YOU WHAT
WATERS YOU ARE A DEAD MAN
Also holy shit, Arya. You need to fucking calm down.
Robb:
I AM ON MY WAY TO YOUR PLACE RIGHT NOW
Gendry Waters-Baratheon:
Rickon!!
Why?!?!?!?!
Sansy🐝:
YOU GOT MARRIED BEFORE ME??
Arya:
not my fault marge took so long to grow a pair 🤷🤷
🌻 Margie 🌼:
I’m sorry that we did the responsible thing and waited to get married!
Arya:
you mean the boring thing 🥱
babe, stop calling me
Gendry Waters-Baratheon:
NOT UNTIL YOU ANSWER
Ricky 💦💦💦:
lol
get fucked
Cella:
Considering that they’re married, I think he already has.
Arya likes this message
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Bran:
Arya, mom is going to be pissed.
Arya:
but then she’ll be so happy about another baby that she’ll forget all about me
problem solved
Talisa Stark:
Except that we’re not telling anyone for another few months.
We literally found out a week ago and SOMEONE WAS SUPPOSED TO KEEP IT A SECRET.
Robb:
babe
you’re the one that told them
?????
Talisa Stark:
I can’t drink anyway because I’m still breastfeeding, YOU told them about the pregnancy.
🌻 Margie 🌼:
Alright, we all need to be sworn to secrecy.
Especially Sansa.
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Robb:
sansa do not tell mom or else i’ll make a toast at your wedding about how i had marge first
🌻 Margie 🌼:
You’re disgusting.
Robb:
NO
not like that!
i meant dating!
ew
Bran:
Simple, if someone tells mom about Talisa, we tell mom something about them.
🔥♨️🌶️:
yall got nothing on me
Arya:
oh really?
i don’t?
check your email, bitch
🔥♨️🌶️:
i stand corrected
i will abide by the rules
Cella:
This is insane.
Talisa Stark:
You’d think that you would be used to it by now.
🌻 Margie 🌼:
Let her get through Sevenmas, that’s the real test.
Lya:
Have fuuuun
Sansy🐝:
We will, we all will.
Mom has already started talking to your sister about you joining us in Riverrun for the holiday.
Lya.
No.
Sansy🐝:
Oh yes, it’s happening.
Ricky 💦💦💦:
woah woah woah
shouldnt she celebrate with her fam???
Talisa Stark:
Nope.
🔥♨️🌶️:
sevenmas is a southern westeros kind of thing
my family doesnt even celebrate it
the only reason i do is because of catelyn
Sansy🐝:
Which means Lya is free to join us.
For the whole trip.
Cella:
Well you guys have fun. There is no way my grandfather is going to let me miss out on the Lannister party.
Sansy🐝:
Gendry spoke to Robert about it already, he decided that you all would join us this year.
Cella:
@Gendry Waters-Baratheon Why would you betray me??
Gendry Waters-Baratheon:
If I have to go, you have to go.
Cella:
Greeeeaaaat 🙃🙃🙃
🌻 Margie 🌼:
Tywin can suck it.
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Also you all are of course already invited to the Tyrell Winter Gala.
🔥♨️🌶️:
winter gala??
seriously????
🌻 Margie 🌼:
Yes. Winter Gala.
It’s a bit too early for it to be considered a Sevenmas party so it’s a Winter Gala!
🔥♨️🌶️:
then wait
duh
🌻 Margie 🌼:
My father wanted for our party to be the first of the season, he thinks it makes us seem “in the know” and won’t listen to me or my Grandmother
Arya:
no
not going
can’t make me
🌻 Margie 🌼:
Too bad. You’re already RSVP’d 🙂🙂
And Catelyn was very excited to take a family trip to the Reach.
Talisa Stark:
As long as Catelyn is willing to help with Torrhen, then we can go.
Robb:
noooo
i don’t wanna
Talisa Stark:
And I didn’t wanna tell everyone that you couldn’t keep it in your pants but here we are.
Robb:
i’ll go
Arya:
i am going to scream
Cella:
Literally already screaming rn
🌻 Margie 🌼:
Don’t worry, we always invite the important families of Westeros, so Gendry WILL be there.
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And the Martells, so you’ll have Arianne to talk to.
Arya:
that doesn’t sound too bad
🌻 Margie 🌼:
Thought so.
Also the dress code is formal so have fuuun
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Sansy🐝:
Did mom not tell you guys about the Tyrell party?
It’s in like 2 weeks
We already booked hotel rooms for everyone.
She sent an email almost a month ago with booking information for the hotel and flight.
I’ve been reminding her of it almost daily for the past month.
I just checked, the email was sent to everyone. Do you guys just never check?
You all are going and that is final.
Arya:
ffs
🔥♨️🌶️:
i just saw the email
jon and i get to be roomies 🤙
Jon Snow:
I’m not going anymore.